History Tropers / JohnnyE

{{Literature}}: ''ASongOfIceAndFire'', ''{{NineteenEightyFour}}'', ''TheSandman'', ''{{Discworld}}''...\\

LiveActionTV: [[FanDumb Fantard for]] ''TheWire'' [[FanWank (best thing on television. Ever.),]] ''ArrestedDevelopment'' [[RuleOfThree and]] ''{{Firefly}}''. \\
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VideoGames: KnifeNut [[WhatTheHellPlayer if left unsupervised in charge of]] [[SplinterCell Sam Fisher,]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard self-endangering]] [[StuffBlowingUp plasma grenadier]] [[{{Halo}} if Master Chief]] [[ThrowDownTheBomblet and]] MolotovCocktail [[PyroManiac whore]] [[GrandTheftAuto if Carl Johnson]]. \\
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* ''{{Banlieue 13}}'';
* ''BrokenSword'';
* ''CarpetPeople'';
* ''CheshireCrossing'';
* ''{{Colditz}}''
* ''{{interMission}}''
* ''TheInternational''
* ''LockStock''
* ''{{Misfits}}''
* ''ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'';
* ''MyBigFatGreekWedding'' ([[GuiltyPleasures don't look at me like that...]])

* SlavicMythology;

* ThisisMyChair;

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'''{{Pet Peeve Trope}}s:'''
* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer;
* NobleSavage;
* RefugeInVulgarity;
* ScienceIsWrong;
* TimeParadox (at least in the hands of incompetent writers. I'm looking at you, ''{{Heroes}}'');
* YouFailLinguisticsForever;
* PersecutionFlip (what's the point? That the world would be better that way? Worse? The same? There's just no way to play it that isn't offensive to ''someone'')

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I… I ''died'', fightin' that snake, an' I was s'posed ta wake up in yer halls, but instead I woke up as this monstrosity. Where's me reward, eh? Me whole life, away from home on the say-so o' some priest who said I had some higher callin'... and not only was tha' a lie, so was yer afterlife. ''Bastard.'' Ye owe me! I was LOY-

I… I ''died'', fighting that snake, an' I was s'posed ta wake up in yer halls, but instead I woke up as this monstrosity. Where's me reward, eh? Me whole life, away from home on the say-so o' some priest who said I had some higher callin'... and not only was tha' a lie, so was yer afterlife. ''Bastard.'' Ye owe me! I was LOY-

THOR, DAMN YE! ANSWER ME! Ye hammer-addled bastard, ye've never bin there when it were important. I've dedicated me life ta yer service, and now '''look at me!'''

!!!''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' FixFic: '''"Bolster Undead"'''

'''DURKON:''' ''[sitting cross-legged on the floor of the cabin, framed in shadow]''

Home… it's all I… but what would ye want of me? Just because I've got this "sickness", I'll na let it change who I am. Me friends need me -- I'll never betray thar trust.

Now it is time to be a shepherd. And when I am Queen of all the Dwarven dead, as was ever my right, you will stand honoured at my side.

'''Durkon:''' ''[weeping]''

'''DURKON:''' ''[sitting cross-legged on the floor of his cabin, framed in shadow]''

'''THOR, DAMN YE! ANSWER ME!''' Ye hammer-addled bastard, ye've never bin there when it were important. I've dedicated me life ta yer service, and now '''look at me!'''

...Neutrality suits us better. You have been forsaken, but you need not give in to evil. I can guide you on a better path, if you will '''serve''' me.

The priests of Thor and Odin '''lied''' to you, sent you into exile on a fool's errand… but you shall be my High Priest, and you shall go where you wish.

!!''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' FixFic: '''"Bolster Undead"'''

'''DURKON:''' ''[Anger becomes suspicion. A soft yellow light plays across his face, and he peers into it.]''

!!''Webcomic:TheOrderOfTheStick'' FixFic: '''"Bolster Undead"'''

''ASongOfIceAndFire'' fanfic; '''"The Faceless Girl"'''. Feedback welcome, I've never done this before!

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