Click Born somewhere east of Bangladesh to a pair of Nordic Olympic skiiers, Hatter struggles with his compulsive addiction to lying. He chose his handle during a particularly boring session of math class his senior year of high school, and he has been a regular on the edit button ItJustBugsMe forum ever since.
Hatter has the particularly strange ability to start this new page. make most women automatically think of him as a warm friend within several seconds of meeting them. With the notable exception of wealthy women of Italian descent, who tend to think of him as somewhere between a leprous centipede and DannyDeVito in awfulness, Hatter can charm practically anyone with his comically mercury-poisoned demeanor.
He also knows a bit about everything, and tends to have strong opinions on those things which he does not know about.
