History Tropers / GreyhoundBoy

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->''"Who else thinks Fred the Movie looks about as entertaining as your nan dying... [[CrossesTheLineTwice naked... in an explosion... on your birthday]]."''\\
-- '''Greyhound Boy''' on ''Fred The Movie'', [[CaptainObvious obviously]].


A nineteen-year old media student that verges from {{True Neutral}} to [[ChaoticNeutral Chaotic]] who has become [[BrowserNarcotic addicted to this website]] ever since he found it. Hails from the top (literally in geographic terms) country in Britain... it's [[BonnieScotland Scotland]] by the way. No distinct single career choice, so he'll go for ''all'' of them. Does not edit that much, mostly to avoid {{Edit War}}s and because of pure apathy really. From the list of self-describing and at times, [[SelfDeprecation self deprecating]] tropes, [[CaptainObvious he needs help]].

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* {{Adorkable}} - Has been seen as 'cute' from time to time.
** Though those who have said so may have been complimentary or [[StealthInsult patronising]].
* {{The Alcoholic}} - He is Scottish, remember.
* {{Attention Deficit Creator Disorder}} - Plans on being both an author, singer, comic book artist, screenwriter and actor. What escapes him is... ''how?''
* {{Bi The Way}}
* {{Big Brother Instinct}} - May have {{Annoying Younger Sibling}}s but try anything and pray you have a stab-proof vest handy.
* {{Bishonen}} - Apparently, he'll disagree though.
* {{Blue Eyes}} - Apparently, they are "''really'' blue".
* {{Brilliant But Lazy}} - Epitomizes this trope
* {{Buffy Speak}} - Will engage in this at the best of times.
* {{Character Tics}} - Several. Closing his eyes when he repeats himself. Playing with his hair if he feels uncomfortable or bored. And cracking his neck constantly because he suffered an injury.
* {{Cheshire Cat Grin}} - Has been described as having one, even word for word.
** Although it has been seen as akin to a duck's bill. [[YourMileageMayVary It's up to you.]]
* {{Claustrophobia}}
* {{Cut His Heart Out With A Spoon}} - Does this a ''lot''.
* {{Deadpan Snarker}} - So much that it's difficult to tell when he stops.
* {{Death Glare}} - Has made people say "Please don't hurt me!" numerous times.
* {{Forgets To Eat}} - But is in no way anorexic.
* {{Genre Savvy}}
* {{Girly Run}} - His own '''mother''' was the first to point and laugh about it.
* {{In Vino Veritas}} - Will eventually devolve into the ever popular 'I love you' speech
* {{Lean and Mean}}
** More 'Lean' than being 'Mean' but he has his moments.
* {{The Mad Hatter}}
* {{Messy Hair}}
* {{Mistaken For Gay}}
* {{Metaphorgotten}} - Practically all the time.
* {{The Movie Buff}} - He ''is'' a media student after all.
* {{Not A Morning Person}} - Many pulverised alarm clocks will agree.
* {{Nightmare Fetishist}} - And proud of it.
* {{Precision F Strike}}/{{Cluster F Bomb}} - Switches between them all the time.
* {{Proud To Be A Geek}}
* {{Sad Clown}} - Only sometimes.
* {{Sarcastic Clapping}} - Does like to do it a lot.
* {{Shrinking Violet}} - In his younger years, it wasn't even funny. Mostly due to previous {{Friendless Background}}.
* {{Sir Swearsalot}} - In spades.
* {{Smarter Than You Look}} - Above average in intellegence, but dresses like an extra in {{Skins}}
* {{Sophisticated As Hell}}
* {{Stepford Smiler}} - Is he really happy to see you?
* {{The Stoic}} - Tends to slip, but rarely.
* {{Talkative Loon}}
* {{The Trickster}} - Or is he?
* {{TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life}}
* {{V Sign}} - He prefers this over {{Flipping the Bird}}
* [=~Wouldn't Hit A Girl~=]
* {{Younger Than They Look}} - {{Your Milage May Vary}}

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Vandalism! Sweet, sweet vandalism goes here!

* [[color: purple: This page will one day belong to the bunny army!]] ~ @/ARabbitFilledNightmare
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An nineteen-year old media student that verges from {{True Neutral}} to [[ChaoticNeutral Chaotic]] who has become [[BrowserNarcotic addicted to this website]] ever since he found it. Hails from the top (literally in geographic terms) country in Britain... it's [[BonnieScotland Scotland]] by the way. No distinct single career choice, so he'll go for ''all'' of them. Does not edit that much, mostly to avoid {{Edit War}}s and because of pure apathy really. From the list of self-describing and at times, [[SelfDeprecation self deprecating]] tropes, [[CaptainObvious he needs help]].

An eighteen-year old media student that verges from {{True Neutral}} to [[ChaoticNeutral Chaotic]] who has become [[BrowserNarcotic addicted to this website]] ever since he found it. Hails from the top (literally in geographic terms) country in Britain... it's [[BonnieScotland Scotland]] by the way. No distinct single career choice, so he'll go for ''all'' of them. Does not edit that much, mostly to avoid {{Edit War}}s and because of pure apathy really. From the list of self-describing and at times, [[SelfDeprecation self deprecating]] tropes, [[CaptainObvious he needs help]].

* {{The Trickster}} - [[OrIsIt Or is he?]]

* {{Annoying Younger Sibling}}s

** Although it has been seen as akin to a duck's beak. [[YourMileageMayVary It's up to you.]]

* {{Younger Than They Look}} - {{Your Milage May Vary}}