History Tropers / Bunnie

** Sure! :3 Just add it to the ebil folder. ~@/{{Bunnie}}

** Sure! :3 ~@/{{Bunnie}}

* the ''[[Webcomic/ColourMySeries Colour My]]'' series [---(This one's cool.)---]

* the ''[[Webcomic/ColourMySeries Colour My]]'' [[Webcomic/ColourMySeries series]] [---(This one's cool.)---]

* ''Literature/CatcherInTheRye''

* ''Webcomic/{{Hetalia}}''

* ''Literature/TuesdaysWithMorrie'' [---(We read this for school. It was my favorite required book. It really tugs at your heartstrings.)---]

* [[HomePage/TV Tropes]] [--- (Well duh.) ---]

* Anime/FiveCentimetersPerSecond [---Watch this one, it tore my heart out and put it back together again. ;~;---]
* ''ArtemisFowl''
* ''CatcherInTheRye''
* the ''[[ColourMySeries Colour My]]'' [[ColourMySeries series]] [---(This one's cool.)---]
* ''{{Discworld}}'' [---(Thanks to TV Tropes! :3)---]
* ''GakuenAlice'' [---(Need to catch up on this soon...)---]
* ''{{Hetalia}}''
* ''{{Homestuck}}'' [---(THANK YOU TV TROPES x 100)---]
* ''{{Naruto}}'' [---(Need to catch up with this as well. ;~;)---]
* ''PhineasAndFerb''
* ''{{Pokemon}}''

* ''ProblemSleuth'' [--- (It [[NeedsMoreLove needs more love!]] >:/ ) ---]
* the SCPFoundation
* ''ToKillAMockingbird''
* ''TuesdaysWithMorrie'' [---(We read this for school. It was my favorite required book. It really tugs at your heartstrings.)---]
* TVTropes [--- (Well duh) ---]
* ''AMomentOfPeace'' [---(This relaxes me when I'm stressed. ^^) ---]
* ''TheMysteriousBenedictSociety''
* ''{{Yotsuba}}''

* Ebil Secretary: [[Tropers/{{eternalNoob}} Noob]]

I've also got a mustache, a monocle, a top hat and an ebil black cape. I also apparently own an international eeeebil company.[[hottip:*:FOUR zeroes! Ha!]]I'm Director and Founder of Ebil Carrot Co.. Directions for applications can be found in the appropriate folder below. Feel free to apply! Ebil Carrot Co. needs '''YOU!'''

''Oh, what good is it to live
With nothing left to give?
Forget but not forgive
Not loving all you see?''

* A great and deep respect for our founder and dictator {{Bunnie}}.

** Henchman: @/YinHachiko

-- [[spoiler:... My diary, actually. It gets philosophical. Fast.]]

''People with differing viewpoints, right or wrong, are what help us expand our general worldview and understand not only ourselves, but others. By ignoring sources of differing opinions, you close a lot of doors to new realizations. Contradictions and disagreements are what eventually lead us to form our own unique ideas and personalities.''//

''High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock. It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak. When the rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by.''

''Love will torture you if you let it. ''

-- DrunkScriblerian (on the Anxiety thread)

We guarantee that most of our high-quality, over-priced equipment come from only the best stores in the black market! Have our assurance that there is pocket-picking and embezzlement, all here at Ebil Carrot Co.!

Ebil Carrot Co. preaches for equality among all races! We aim for top-notch evil transparency and democracy. That is why we've got the best management policy around!

It's simple: all you have to do is listen to our good dictator, Bunnie! [[spoiler:Failure to follow orders may result in a slow and painful death.]]

The Great Almighty Dictator of Ebil Carrot Co., also known as "@/{{Bunnie}}", is strictly to be referred to only as "miss" or "sir". No other terms of respect are to be tolerated, and failure to adhere to this policy shall be met with termination by defenestration.

(That aside, as a future employee, you are obligated to report the presence of an OSHA inspector, or any other well-meaning public safety officer to your supervisor.)

Now, while it is important for business to have funds, a good legal team and good management. However, there's one more asset we're counting on:

You -- yes, you, we've got cameras all around your house -- are the worst instrument we can achieve this goal with! Seriously. Squishy humans? Hah! But we need workers if we want to qualify as a legal establishment. (Of course, we don't need to be a ''strictly'' legal establishment, but it always helps to avoid legal fees.)

Despite the uselessness of hiring worthless human rascals, Ebil Carrot Co. needs YOU! By choosing to apply, you hereby surrender all your deity-given rights (or born rights, if you'd prefer).

Great job! So you've applied in the "Le Vandalisms" section below. What now?

It's simple! Add your name and title, following the format, below! Feel free to leave a comment next to your name, or under the name of another! We here at Ebil Carrot Co. support freedom of speech, as long as it contributes to further chaos at no cost to us.

** Ebil Intern: @/TopographicOcean

...So I'm Bunnie.

I'm a bit absentminded and sort of careless, so I hope you'll forgive me if I mess something up, though I'll try my best not to.

I lurk a lot. I'm trying to be more active in the forums, though. Testing the waters, and such.

...I dunno what else to put here yet, actually. Whoo, go me!

>>>Bunnie supports {{Natter}} below, '''but only on her troper page!'''<<<

Feel free to edit the below folders~ :3 Vandalism welcome! [[spoiler:''And enforced. Muhahahaha.'']]


[[folder:This Is Bunnie]]
[[quoteright:274:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/178969_169872793155143_1265243996_n_7360.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:274:Too lazy to look for bunny photos so here.]]
[[quoteright:274:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/550299_169876353154787_1828457638_n_20.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:274:Hehehe.]]
[[quoteright:274:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/302756_170146966461059_577199372_n_3170.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:274:Pandabun~!]]

[[caption-width-right:206:The photos [[strike:is]] '''are''' from Jinny. XD]]
* She is not human.
** She is small.
** She is terrible.
** She is lazeh.
** She is not you.
*** by [[Tropers/YinHachiko Jinny]]. >:3
*** YAY TOGEPI IS MY FAVORITE. Also that is a cute picture of a bunny. Aww. <3 ~@/{{Bunnie}}
* I'm eeeebil.
** I've got a monocole, a cape, and the obligatory awesome mustache.
** I've got a [[PhineasAndFerb Carrotinator]].
** @/TopographicOcean is my ebil intern.
** And [[Tropers/YinHachiko Jinny]] is her [[strike:local]] loyal follower.
*** ~ by @/{{Bunnie}} herself, teehee~

[[folder:Things '''you''' think Bunnie like]]

* CardcaptorSakura
* {{Moe}} stuff.
* Being a nerd.
* KaichouWaMaidSama
* {{Chobits}}
* {{Clannad}}, of course~!
* KoreWaZombieDesuKa
* Not real life characters.
** [--A dashing young man with a doctorate degree, being an [[{{Nerd}} awesome person]] that he is.--]
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness - Sometimes to the point that I don't understand her at all...
* Bunnies.
* Zapping objects randomly with the [[{{PhineasAndFerb}} Carrotinator]].
** Yep. ~@/{{Bunnie}}
* SpongebobSquarepants
* Eggs.
* Electric and Normal type {{Pokemon}}.
** Because, no one could ever hate Normal types! ''No one''. >:|
* Apples. Because, who doesn't like apples?
** Kiwis! Who doesn't like kiwis?
** And grapefruits! ''Ripe'' grapefruits!
* Having a fleshed out troper page filled by random people.
* Making folders and quoteblocks.
* Poptarts!
* [[Tropers/YinHachiko Me]], of course!

[[folder:''Illegal'' Vandalisms]]

[[folder:Le GeneralVandalisms]]

* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness - Sometimes to the point that I don't understand her at all. ._.