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With PoliceBrutality™, you'll never feel safe within the vicinity of a law enforcement officer ever again. Going for a morning jog? Get grabbed and thrown onto the concrete! A drive to the gas station? You'll get pulled over for speeding! Just standing there waiting for the elevator to wake up? Not on our watch you won't! Prepare to get swamped by a squadron of the boys in blue who'll beat you within an inch of your life, shouting "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" Hell, you could just be watching TV in your own home and we'll shoot at you through your front door, killing you and anyone else in the house without so much as a warning.
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With PoliceBrutality™, you'll never feel safe within the vicinity of a law enforcement officer ever again. Going for a morning jog? Get grabbed and thrown onto the concrete! A drive to the gas station? You'll get pulled over for speeding! Just standing there waiting for the elevator to wake up? reach your floor? Not on our watch you won't! Prepare to get swamped by a squadron of the boys in blue who'll beat you within an inch of your life, shouting "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" Hell, you could just be watching TV in your own home and we'll shoot at you through your front door, killing you and anyone else in the house without so much as a warning.
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For only 100% of your tax dollars, we will ensure that at least 15% of all civilians will experience PoliceBrutality™ within their lifetimes. Call 911 today and we'll break into your house and arrest you on charges of drug possession after planting cocaine into your pockets
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For only 100% of your tax dollars, we will ensure that at least 15% of all civilians will experience PoliceBrutality™ within their lifetimes. Call 911 today and we'll break into your house and arrest you on charges of drug possession after planting cocaine into your pocketspockets!
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Well don't worry you naive little baby all covered in gravy! TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc[[labelnote:*]]a subsidiary of TropeCo/TropeCo®[[/labelnote]] has a product that will be sure to shattered such notions: introducing PoliceBrutality™!
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Well don't worry you naive little baby all covered in gravy! TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc[[labelnote:*]]a subsidiary of TropeCo/TropeCo®[[/labelnote]] has a product that will be sure to shattered shatter such notions: introducing PoliceBrutality™!
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For only 100% of your tax dollars, we will ensure that at least 15% of all civilians will experience PoliceBrutality™ within their lifetimes. Call 911 today and we'll break into your house and arrest you on charges of drug possession after planting cocaine into your pockets
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For only 100% of your tax dollars, we will ensure that at least 15% of all civilians will experience PoliceBrutality™ within their lifetimes. Call 911 today and we'll break into your house and arrest you on charges of drug possession after planting cocaine into your pockets
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Do you feel confident that the law it there for your benefit? You feel confident walking the streets, feeling safe and cozy in a community run on equality, equity and fairness?
Well don't worry you naive little baby all covered in gravy! TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc[[labelnote:*]]a subsidiary of TropeCo/TropeCo®[[/labelnote]] has a product that will be sure to shattered such notions: introducing PoliceBrutality™!
With PoliceBrutality™, you'll never feel safe within the vicinity of a law enforcement officer ever again. Going for a morning jog? Get grabbed and thrown onto the concrete! A drive to the gas station? You'll get pulled over for speeding! Just standing there waiting for the elevator to wake up? Not on our watch you won't! Prepare to get swamped by a squadron of the boys in blue who'll beat you within an inch of your life, shouting "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" Hell, you could just be watching TV in your own home and we'll shoot at you through your front door, killing you and anyone else in the house without so much as a warning.
"But TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc" you may ask, "what if I'm being viciously attacked and mugged by a violent criminal within close proximity of a police officer?" Well don't worry, eager customer. We checked with the uncaring, fabulously wealthy oligarchs that decide everything and they have assured us that police officers are not obligated by duty of their jobs to step in to protect you when you actually need them.
For only 100% of your tax dollars, we will ensure that at least 15% of all civilians will experience PoliceBrutality™ within their lifetimes. Call 911 today and we'll break into your house and arrest you on charges of drug possession after planting cocaine into your pockets
[-'''Disclaimer:''' This ad does not represent the opinions of TV Tropes, TropeCo/TropeCo® or the author of the page in any way on the actual, serious problem of real-life police brutality. This page was only written as a form of {{Satire}}. We would like to formally apologize if reading this page was triggering in any way.-]
Well don't worry you naive little baby all covered in gravy! TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc[[labelnote:*]]a subsidiary of TropeCo/TropeCo®[[/labelnote]] has a product that will be sure to shattered such notions: introducing PoliceBrutality™!
With PoliceBrutality™, you'll never feel safe within the vicinity of a law enforcement officer ever again. Going for a morning jog? Get grabbed and thrown onto the concrete! A drive to the gas station? You'll get pulled over for speeding! Just standing there waiting for the elevator to wake up? Not on our watch you won't! Prepare to get swamped by a squadron of the boys in blue who'll beat you within an inch of your life, shouting "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" Hell, you could just be watching TV in your own home and we'll shoot at you through your front door, killing you and anyone else in the house without so much as a warning.
"But TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc" you may ask, "what if I'm being viciously attacked and mugged by a violent criminal within close proximity of a police officer?" Well don't worry, eager customer. We checked with the uncaring, fabulously wealthy oligarchs that decide everything and they have assured us that police officers are not obligated by duty of their jobs to step in to protect you when you actually need them.
For only 100% of your tax dollars, we will ensure that at least 15% of all civilians will experience PoliceBrutality™ within their lifetimes. Call 911 today and we'll break into your house and arrest you on charges of drug possession after planting cocaine into your pockets
[-'''Disclaimer:''' This ad does not represent the opinions of TV Tropes, TropeCo/TropeCo® or the author of the page in any way on the actual, serious problem of real-life police brutality. This page was only written as a form of {{Satire}}. We would like to formally apologize if reading this page was triggering in any way.-]
