History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / WesternAnimation

'''Squidward:''' YES, IT DOES! ''(slams door)''\\

'''Squidward:''' ''(furiously busts his head through the door)'' '''YES, I WAS!!''' You call yourselves good neighbors?! YOU'RE THE WORST NEIGHBORS ''EVER!'' ''(deep breath)'' You don't deserve to wear those ''fezzes''! ''(takes [=SpongeBob=] & Patrick's hats and stomps them into the ground'')\\

'''Squidward:''' ''(explodes once again)'' '''NO, YOU AREN'T!!!!''' YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS! ''(hyperventilates)'' And stop calling me '''''president!'''''\\

--->'''Blossom:''' First, you let the bank robbers get away, then you destroy irreplaceable art, and now you’ve destroyed all of Townsville! You do less damage as a member of the Gangrene Gang! Now ''GO!''

-->'''Death:''' Is there a point to this? [[BerserkButton Are you dictating your fucking obituary to me, Belmont?]]

--->'''[=BoJack=]:''' (''[[TranquilFury furiously]]'') Oh, so you '''do''' know who I am.

** Gideon gives a hurtful one to Dipper after his plan backfires and he gained one of the Author's journal.

* ''WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids'': In "Gang Wars," Albert befriends Fernando, a young boy whose older brother Tito is in a gang that's involved in a turf war for some time. When Fernando sees a gun trained on Tito, he pushes him out of the way and [[HeroicSacrifice takes the bullet himself]], which kills him. Tito wants revenge, but Albert promptly tears him a new one for his own culpability in the death:

-->'''Mermista:''' You're seriously JUST realizing this? Yeah, we're mad!

'''Supergirl:''' [[CloningBlues Deep down you know the truth... you're not a person. You're just a weapon! Grown out of one of Hamilton's petri dishes!]]\\

** In "Seeing Red", Terrence creates his own imaginary friend, Red, to beat up Bloo. However, [[MinionWithAnFInEvil Red is more into smelling flowers and admiring cute things]]. When Red turns to Bloo's side, Terrence gives him this kind of speech and receives one of his own for it before getting thrown away.

'''Fluttershy:''' Oh, and what are ''you'' passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? (Pinkie's ears droop and her eyes quiver) I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell New Fluttershy how to live her life (cut to Pinkie Pie and Rarity about to cry), when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that ''no-pony else gives a flying '''[[PrecisionFStrike feather]]''' about!''\\
** The Cutie Mark Crusaders got one for publishing embarrassing stories about others... from ''[[TheQuietOne Big MacIntosh]]'' of all the characters!

*** The first is when Pinkie chews out Twilight for caring about her camping schedule more than Fluttershy who is lost, who chides back at her for believing she hates the retreat she planned (which unknown to them were caused by their clones who were hear not long before):

---->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Twilight is so into her "retreat" that she doesn't even care if her friends are upset! She just wants us to "STAY! ON! SCHEDULE!"\\

* ''Anime/TransformersCybertron'': Optimus Prime gives one to Galvatron, shortly before they make their final clash and Optimus runs him through.
-->'''Optimus:''' You will ''always'' lose, Galvatron. You think of nothing but destruction. None of your victories last. You care about nothing but yourself. No-one cares about you. The time has come to end your struggle.

* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends:'' In "Go Goo Go", Mac gives this to Goo when he gets finally fed up with her.
-->'''Mac:''' '''''I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!''''' Don't you get it?! '''''NOBODY''''' likes you!!! You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from '''''NUTS!!!''''' Which you don't need to eat more of because you '''''ARE''''' nuts!!! You're chock '''''FULL''''' of nuts!!! You're so nuts, you drive '''''ME''''' nuts!!! (jumps in Goo's face) [[IronicEcho Get it? GetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetit]]'''''[[IronicEcho GETIT?!!]]''''' Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just '''''GO!!!!! HOME!!!!!!''''' ({{Beat}}) '''''WELL!!!??'''''

* In Season 1 of ''[[WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017 Castlevania]]'', a demon called Blue Fangs gives a [[VillainHasAPoint vicious-but-justified one]] to the corrupt [[SinisterMinister Bishop of Gresit]] -- who caused [[HellOnEarth Dracula's genocide]] by burning his beloved Lisa at the stake on false charges of witchcraft, and then tried to pin the blame on the Speakers for it -- right before he and a group of other monsters [[KarmicDeath descend upon and kill him at his own altar]].

*** [[MagnificentBitch Azula]] gives one to [[SmugSnake Long Feng]], which breaks his spirit completely. [[KickTheSonOfABitch No more than he deserves]].

'''Fluttershy:''' Why not? I thought petty was what you're all about, Rarity. What with your petty concerns about ''fashion''.\\

'''Pinkie Pie:''' Hey! You leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!\\
'''Fluttershy:''' Oh and what are ''you'' passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? (Pinkie's ears droop and her eyes quiver) I can't believe the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell New Fluttershy how to live her life (cut to Pinkie Pie and Rarity about to cry), when they are throwing their lives away on pointless pursuits that ''no-pony else gives a flying '''[[PrecisionFStrike feather]]''' about!''\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' (about to cry) Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay!

-->'''Aku(Swamp Wizard):''' You were so blinded that your little quest for Time Travel that you didn't see the truth, right in front of your Face.\\
'''Jack:''' You have deceived me many times, Aku, but you have become careless. Your lust to destroy me, left you the blind one. And now, my trap has sprung!

** In Jack and the Swamp Wizard, Aku gives to mock Jack for blinded for his quest for finding a way home. However, Jack gives him one after he reveals he was aware of his scheme all along. However, Jack gives him one in return.

-->'''James:''' What you did ''wasn't'' a prank. She ''needed'' those dance lessons. You're trying to ruin her ball, and I know why!

-->'''James:''' No, because everyone likes ''her'' more than you! And after what you did today, so do I!

-->'''Mac:''' '''''I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!''''' Don't you get it?! '''''NOBODY''''' likes you!!! You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from '''''NUTS!!!'''''Which you don't need to eat more of because you '''''ARE''''' nuts!!! You're chock '''''FULL''''' of nuts!!! You're so nuts, you drive '''''ME''''' nuts!!! (jumps in Goo's face) [[IronicEcho Get it? GetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetit]]'''''[[IronicEcho GETIT?!!]]''''' Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just '''''GO!!!!! HOME!!!!!!''''' ({{Beat}}) '''''WELL!!!??'''''

-->'''Mac:''' '''''I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!''''' Don't you get it?! '''''NOBODY''''' likes you!!! You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from '''''NUTS!!!'''''Which you don't need to eat more of because you '''''ARE''''' nuts!!! You're chock '''''FULL''''' of nuts!!! You're so nuts, you drive '''''ME''''' nuts!!! (jumps in Goo's face) [[IronicEcho Get it? GetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetit]]'''''[[IronicEchoGETIT?!!]]''''' Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just '''''GO!!!!! HOME!!!!!!''''' (({Beat}})) '''''WELL!!!??'''''

-->'''Mac:''' '''''I DON't LIKE YOU!!!''''' Don't you get it?! '''''NOBODY''''' likes you!!! You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from '''''NUTS!!!'''''Which you don't need to eat more of because you '''''ARE''''' nuts!!! You're chock '''''FULL''''' of nuts!!! You're so nuts, you drive '''''ME''''' nuts!!! (jumps in Goo's face) [[IronicEcho Get it? GetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetit]]'''''[[IronicEchoGETIT?!!]]''''' Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just '''''GO!!!!! HOME!!!!!!''''' {{Beat}} '''''WELL!!!??'''''

-->'''Mac:''' I DON'T LIKE YOU! Don't you get it? Nobody likes you. You're annoying and weird and you talk too much, and Bloo's name is not Chester, Mr. Herriman is not a badger, that's not how you play checkers, and protein doesn't come from bananas, it comes from nuts, which you don't need to eat more of because you ''ARE'' nuts! You're chock ''full'' of nuts! You're so nuts, you drive ''ME'' nuts! (jumps in Goo's face) [[IronicEcho Get it? GetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetitGetit?!]] Everybody thinks you're a nuisance and they all want you to just '''GO HOME!'''

-->'''Benson:''' ''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''' '''YOU LAZY NO GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME''' '''''NUTS!!!!!!!''''' '''CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME''' '''''ONCE''''' '''IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!! BECAUSE IF YOU''' '''''DID,''''' '''YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME''' '''''PRIDE''''' '''IN A JOB WELL DONE!!!!!!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T''' '''''KNOW''''' '''A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU!!!!!! AND EVEN THEN, YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT "LOOKING COOL" THAN''' '''''DOING YOUR JOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''

-->'''Benson:''' AAAAAGH! You lazy, no-good slackers drive me ''nuts''!! Can't you just listen to me ''ONCE'' in your worthless lives?! Because if you ''DID'', you'd see I'm trying to teach you some simple responsibility, some ''PRIDE'' in doing a job well-done!!! But you wouldn't ''KNOW'' a job well-done if you paid someone to do it for you!!! And even then you'd screw it all up on the account that you can't even follow the simplest of instructions, worrying more about "looking cool" than ''doing your '''JOBS!!!'''''

-->'''Benson:''' Excuse, excuses?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE EXCUSES?! '''WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES- CONSEQUENCES THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE?!''' Like ''me!''... Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs but ''I'' care about keeping mine! Because if I lose my job... I have nothing! '''Y-YOU HEAR ME?!''' I have nothing! ''[[[HumanizingTears sobs]]]'' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my last bathroom break as an employed man.

'''Twilight:''' It's not your fault. She fooled everypony!\\
'''Chrysalis:''' Hmmmmm. I did, didn't I?

(Mr. Krabs changes his mind a moment later, when Patrick mentions their next activity, but it ends up going awry too)

'''Applejack:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Sorry, Twi. We should have listened to you.]]

--->'''Queen Chrysalis:''' It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize the suspicions were ''correct!''
-->'''Applejack:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Sorry, Twi. We should have listened to you.]]