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Narm is for things that are specifically unintentionally funny.
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Even a narmy zombie apocalypse, like ''Zombieland'', isn't free from the sorrow it brings.
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Even a narmy an intentionally silly zombie apocalypse, apocalypse film like ''Zombieland'', ''Zombieland'' isn't free from the sorrow it brings.
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** And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, it should also be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck. No wonder Tallahassee is seen [[ManlyTears sobbing]] at this moment.
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** And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, it should also be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to [[StakingTheLovedOne put down the zombified Buck.Buck]]. No wonder Tallahassee is seen [[ManlyTears sobbing]] at this moment.
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* [[spoiler: Columbus accidentally shooting Bill Murray definitely qualifies, even if his death is slightly played for laughs.]]
* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] Columbus just looks like his world was ''shattered'' with that. What he says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes:
-->[[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I ''have'' no home."]]
* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] Columbus just looks like his world was ''shattered'' with that. What he says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes:
-->[[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I ''have'' no home."]]
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* [[spoiler: Columbus accidentally shooting Bill Murray definitely qualifies, even if his death is slightly played for laughs.]]
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* Wichita letting slip that Columbus[[spoiler:is is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] Columbus just looks like his world was ''shattered'' with that. What he says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes:
-->[[spoiler: "I'm -->"I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I ''have'' no home."]]"
* Wichita letting slip that Columbus
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* Tallahassee tells Columbus of his puppy he used to have, how happy they were together and all the fun they used to have. Then the apocalypse rolled its way over and took his puppy from him, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge which sent him into]] BloodKnight [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge territory]]. [[spoiler: We later learn that it was actually his son that he lost.]]
* The eventual reveal on Tallahassee's [[spoiler:BaitAndSwitch dog story]]
** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son... Columbus' voice-over sums it up perfectly:]]
--->''"[[spoiler:Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.]]"''
* The eventual reveal on Tallahassee's [[spoiler:BaitAndSwitch dog story]]
** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son... Columbus' voice-over sums it up perfectly:]]
--->''"[[spoiler:Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.]]"''
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* Tallahassee tells Columbus of his puppy he used to have, how happy they were together and all the fun they used to have. Then the apocalypse rolled its way over and took his puppy from him, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge which sent him into]] BloodKnight [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge territory]]. [[spoiler: We later learn that it was actually his son that he lost.]]
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**[[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son... Columbus' voice-over sums it up perfectly:]]
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--->''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.]]"'' "''
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** And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, it should also be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
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** And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, it should also be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck. No wonder Tallahassee is seen [[ManlyTears sobbing]] at this moment.
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** Columbus: "You know, their pictures were in someone's wallet too." Wanna know why this motivates Tallahassee to change his mind? Because he does NOT want the girls, especially Little Rock, to suffer the same fate his son did.
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum early on, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two seconds later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum early on, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two seconds later its it's hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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** One moment in the opening credits that is a gut punch is at a father-son three-legged race, and a dad is trying to pull his kid along desperately. You can see his son is tired, but they are being chased by fathers and sons who have already been infected. They look like they're goners.
* The DeletedScene of Columbus inspecting 406's body, finding the bite mark that turned her into a zombie. He gives her a DueToTheDead by duct-taping his shower curtain on top of her.
* The DeletedScene of Columbus inspecting 406's body, finding the bite mark that turned her into a zombie. He gives her a DueToTheDead by duct-taping his shower curtain on top of her.
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Even a narmy zombie apocalypse isn't free from the sorrow it brings.
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Even a narmy zombie apocalypse apocalypse, like ''Zombieland'', isn't free from the sorrow it brings.
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* "I could tell she knew what I was feeling. We are all orphans in Zombieland." *Sniff*
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* "I ''"I could tell she knew what I was feeling. We are all orphans in Zombieland." "'' *Sniff*
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* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] What Columbus says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes: [[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I have no home."]]
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* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] What Columbus just looks like his world was ''shattered'' with that. What he says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes: [[spoiler: eyes:
-->[[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I can't pretend that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. Ihave ''have'' no home."]]
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->[[spoiler:''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."'']] "'']]
** And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, it should also be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
** And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, it should also be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
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*** Colombus' first family, on the other hand, did ''not'' even bother to even try to get along with Colombus.
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*** Colombus' first family, on the other hand, did ''not'' even bother to even try to get along with Colombus.
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** Even worse, the fact that Colombus' parents were shut-ins that isolated themselves, even from him. Meaning that his dysfunctional family before the apocalypse was WORSE than his dysfunctional family that he forged now.
*** Because at least Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock learned to lighten up with each other and with him as well and best of all they got along with Colombus, and even then in the middle of the movie after Colombus gets the group to settle down they at least were willing to form a mutual truce.
*** Colombus' first family, on the other hand, did ''not'' even bother to even try to get along with Colombus.
*** Because at least Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock learned to lighten up with each other and with him as well and best of all they got along with Colombus, and even then in the middle of the movie after Colombus gets the group to settle down they at least were willing to form a mutual truce.
*** Colombus' first family, on the other hand, did ''not'' even bother to even try to get along with Colombus.
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->[[spoiler:''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."'']] And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you it should also have to take be taken into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
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->[[spoiler:''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."'']]
*** Considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you also have to take into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
*** Considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you also have to take into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
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->[[spoiler:''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."'']]
*** Considering"'']] And considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you also have to take into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
*** Considering
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** Considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you also have to take into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
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** Considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you also have to take into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
** Considering that some of the zombies in Zombieland are undead, you also have to take into account that Buck most likely reanimated. And Tallahassee was most likely the one to put down the zombified Buck.
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** Even if none of those kids were hers, this would STILL be a tearjerker if she knew at least some of the kids because of some other reason as implied by the toys in her vehicle, such as if she was an aunt to one of the kids.
** Heck, the mere fact that kids can zombify is a tearjerker in of itself because those dead kids never even got the chance to have a future of any sort in the first place.
** Heck, the mere fact that kids can zombify is a tearjerker in of itself because those dead kids never even got the chance to have a future of any sort in the first place.
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** Even if none of those kids were hers, her children, this would STILL be a tearjerker if she knew at least some of the kids because of some other reason as implied by the toys in her vehicle, such as if she was an aunt to one of the kids.
** Heck, the mere fact thatkids in the Zombieland universe even ''kids'' can zombify is a tearjerker in of itself because those dead kids never even got the chance to have a future of any sort live full lives in the first place.place as their lives have been taken way too soon.
** Heck, the mere fact that
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** Even if none of those kids were hers, this would STILL be a tearjerker if she knew at least some of the kids because of some other reason as implied by the toys in her vehicle, such as if she was an aunt to one of the kids.
** Heck, the mere fact that kids can zombify is a tearjerker in of itself because those dead kids never even got the chance to have a future of any sort in the first place.
** Heck, the mere fact that kids can zombify is a tearjerker in of itself because those dead kids never even got the chance to have a future of any sort in the first place.
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** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son...]]
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** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son...]] Columbus' voice-over sums it up perfectly:]]
->[[spoiler:''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose"'']]
->[[spoiler:''"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose"'']]
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two seconds later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, mum early on, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two seconds later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] What Columbus says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes: [[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I kept pretending that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I have no home."]]
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* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] What Columbus says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes: [[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I kept pretending can't pretend that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I have no home."]]
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two second seconds later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two second later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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* Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two second later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...hers...
* "I could tell she knew what I was feeling. We are all orphans in Zombieland." *Sniff*
* "I could tell she knew what I was feeling. We are all orphans in Zombieland." *Sniff*
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* Wichita letting slip that Columbus [[spoiler:is a ghost town and burned to the ground in the outbreak, indirectly revealing that Columbus's parents are almost certainly dead, or zombies. Once Tallahassee nudges her and silently reveals to her what she just did, she apologizes to Columbus.]] What Columbus says next in his voiceover is particularly tragic and likely to cause a few teary eyes: [[spoiler: "I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family's gone, or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with. Either way, I kept pretending that what I'm looking for, I'll find by going home. I have no home."]]
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* [[Spoiler: Columbus accidentally shooting Bill Murray definitely qualifies, even if his death is slightly played for laughs.]]
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* [[Spoiler: [[spoiler: Columbus accidentally shooting Bill Murray definitely qualifies, even if his death is slightly played for laughs.]]
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** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son...]]
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** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son...]]]]
*Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two second later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
*Then there's the scene with the soccer mum, glancing sadly at the toys on her dashboard after escaping from the zombie princesses. Of course two second later its hilarious again, but when you think how one of those kids was probably hers...
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* Tallahassee tells Columbus of his puppy he used to have, how happy they were together and all the fun they used to have. Then the apocalypse rolled its way over and took his puppy from him, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge which sent him into]] BloodKnight [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge territory]]. [[spoiler: We later learn that it was actually his son that he lost.]]
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* Tallahassee tells Columbus of his puppy he used to have, how happy they were together and all the fun they used to have. Then the apocalypse rolled its way over and took his puppy from him, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge which sent him into]] BloodKnight [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge territory]]. [[spoiler: We later learn that it was actually his son that he lost.]]
* The eventual reveal on Tallahassee's [[spoiler:BaitAndSwitch dog story]]
** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son...]]
* The eventual reveal on Tallahassee's [[spoiler:BaitAndSwitch dog story]]
** [[spoiler: The first version, where Buck was Tallahassee's dog, can be its own TearJerker moment. But the instant we learn it was actually his son...]]
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Even a narmy zombie apocalypse isn't free from the sorrow it brings.
* Tallahassee tells Columbus of his puppy he used to have, how happy they were together and all the fun they used to have. Then the apocalypse rolled its way over and took his puppy from him, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge which sent him into]] BloodKnight [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge territory]]. [[spoiler: We later learn that it was actually his son that he lost.]]
* Tallahassee tells Columbus of his puppy he used to have, how happy they were together and all the fun they used to have. Then the apocalypse rolled its way over and took his puppy from him, [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge which sent him into]] BloodKnight [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge territory]]. [[spoiler: We later learn that it was actually his son that he lost.]]
