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* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumiliationConga.
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* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se he seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumiliationConga.HumiliationConga.
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--> '''Aunt Dahlia:''' ''[to Bertie]'' ...I wonder if you would mind doing something for me. [...] I want you, like a good boy, to fasten the rope to the brick and tie it around your damned neck and jump into the pond and drown yourself. In a few days I will send and have you fished up and buried because I shall need to dance on your grave.
** That Bertie's answer is just "I'm sorry" makes it even worse.
---> '''Bertie:''' I acted for what I deemed the best.\\
'''Aunt Dahlia:''' Another time try acting for the worst. Then we may possibly escape with a mere flesh wound.
* Afterwards, she tells him she wishes she'd let him die as a baby. ''Because her cook quit.'' And Bertie was only trying to help her after ''she'' lost her paper's money at baccarat.
** The way all the supposed friends and family of Bertie treat him in this novel is horrifying - and that includes Jeeves.
* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumiliationConga.
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* After Anatole gives notice as an unexpected consequence of Bertie's ideas, Aunt Dahlia has this to say. This is bertie's ''good aunt'':
--> '''Aunt Dahlia:''' ''[to Bertie]'' ...I wonder if you would mind doing something for me. [...] I want you, like a good boy, to fasten the rope to the brick and tie it around your damned neck and jump into the pond and drown yourself. In a few days I will send and have you fished up and buried because I shall need to dance on your grave.
** That Bertie's answer is just "I'm sorry" makes it even worse.
---> '''Bertie:''' I acted for what I deemed the best.\\
'''Aunt Dahlia:''' Another time try acting for the worst. Then we may possibly escape with a mere flesh wound.
* Afterwards, she tells him she wishes she'd let him die as a baby. ''Because her cook quit.'' And Bertie was only trying to help her after ''she'' lost her paper's money at baccarat.
** The way all the supposed friends and family of Bertie treat him in this novel is horrifying - and that includes Jeeves.
* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumiliationConga.
--> '''Aunt Dahlia:''' ''[to Bertie]'' ...I wonder if you would mind doing something for me. [...] I want you, like a good boy, to fasten the rope to the brick and tie it around your damned neck and jump into the pond and drown yourself. In a few days I will send and have you fished up and buried because I shall need to dance on your grave.
** That Bertie's answer is just "I'm sorry" makes it even worse.
---> '''Bertie:''' I acted for what I deemed the best.\\
'''Aunt Dahlia:''' Another time try acting for the worst. Then we may possibly escape with a mere flesh wound.
* Afterwards, she tells him she wishes she'd let him die as a baby. ''Because her cook quit.'' And Bertie was only trying to help her after ''she'' lost her paper's money at baccarat.
** The way all the supposed friends and family of Bertie treat him in this novel is horrifying - and that includes Jeeves.
* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumiliationConga.
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--> '''Aunt Dahlia:''' ''[to Bertie]'' ...I wonder if you would mind doing something for me. [...] I want you, like a good boy, to fasten the rope to the brick and tie it around your damned neck and jump into the pond and drown yourself. In a few days I will send and have you fished up and buried because I shall need to dance on your grave.
** That Bertie's answer is just "I'm sorry" makes it even worse.
---> '''Bertie:''' I acted for what I deemed the best.\\
'''Aunt Dahlia:''' Another time try acting for the worst. Then we may possibly escape with a mere flesh wound.
* Afterwards, she tells him she wishes she'd let him die as a baby. ''Because her cook quit.'' And Bertie was only trying to help her after ''she'' lost her paper's money at baccarat.
** The way all the supposed friends and family of Bertie treat him in this novel is horrifying - and that includes Jeeves.
* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumiliationConga.
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* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumilliationConga.HumiliationConga.
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* After Anatole gives notice as an unexpected consequence of Bertie's ideas, Aunt Dahlia has this to say. This is bertie's ''good aunt'':
--> '''Aunt Dahlia:''' ''[to Bertie]'' ...I wonder if you would mind doing something for me. [...] I want you, like a good boy, to fasten the rope to the brick and tie it around your damned neck and jump into the pond and drown yourself. In a few days I will send and have you fished up and buried because I shall need to dance on your grave.
** Then Bertie tries to defend himself.
---> '''Bertie:''' I acted for what I deemed the best.\\
'''Aunt Dahlia:''' Another time try acting for the worst. Then we may possibly escape with a mere flesh wound.
* Afterwards, she tells him she wishes she'd let him die as a baby. ''Because her cook quit.'' And Bertie was only trying to help her after ''she'' lost her paper's money at baccarat.
* * The way all the supposed friends and family of Bertie treat him in this novel is horrifying - and that includes Jeeves.
* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumilliationConga.
--> '''Aunt Dahlia:''' ''[to Bertie]'' ...I wonder if you would mind doing something for me. [...] I want you, like a good boy, to fasten the rope to the brick and tie it around your damned neck and jump into the pond and drown yourself. In a few days I will send and have you fished up and buried because I shall need to dance on your grave.
** Then Bertie tries to defend himself.
---> '''Bertie:''' I acted for what I deemed the best.\\
'''Aunt Dahlia:''' Another time try acting for the worst. Then we may possibly escape with a mere flesh wound.
* Afterwards, she tells him she wishes she'd let him die as a baby. ''Because her cook quit.'' And Bertie was only trying to help her after ''she'' lost her paper's money at baccarat.
* * The way all the supposed friends and family of Bertie treat him in this novel is horrifying - and that includes Jeeves.
* At the end of the novel, Bertie has been: insulted and abused by everyone he was trying to help, had the one academic achievement se seems proud of dismissed (very publicly) as cheating, gone on an eighteen-mile bicycle ride while scared out of his mind, only to learn was all useless and that Jeeves real plan was to [[WhatTheHellHero make everyone hate him]] to get over their mutual anger (instead of, you know, ''facing the consequences of their own actions'')... and Jeeves reveals that he's "accidentally" ruined Bertie's beloved new mess jacket - the one he'd made Jeeves ''promise'' wouldn't be a casualty of his schemes. At this point Bertie is just so exhausted he gives up. Because wanting to be treated like a human being by your family and friends apparently warrants a good HumilliationConga.