History SelfDemonstrating / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

What? You want examples? You... Hehehe... You want examples of such a speech? I have the PERFECT example! YOU SUCK! I am SICK and TIRED of seeing your pathetic, ugly mug around here! [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife How long do you think you've been on here? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months, even? You could be doing ANYTHING else with your time!]] Being with your friends and family, bettering yourself with ACTUAL pursuits, working hard at your job, that you've probably never even gotten in the first place, because you couldn't be bothered to move your fat ass out of that chair! But no! Learning about why that one scene in ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'' seems so similar to that scene in ''Film/{{Inception}}'' was OBVIOUSLY so much more important! [[SarcasmMode You're really living life to the fullest, buddy!]]

And also, you are thinking to become a critic expert or a good novelist with all the knowledge tropes? That is a silly reason for wasting your time here.

[[MoodWhiplash You wanna read the page for]] ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' [[MoodWhiplash for the nineteenth time?]]

Oh... It's you. Want to learn about yet another trope? Figures. It's about the only thing this [[SelfDeprecation miserable website is good for.]] What do you want to learn about THIS time? TheReasonYouSuckSpeech? Simple! It's a SPEECH... That lists the various REASONS... That YOU SUCK! Goodbye!

Oh... It's you. Want to learn about ANOTHER trope of storytelling? Figures. It's about the only thing this [[SelfDeprecation miserable website is good for.]] What do you want to learn about THIS time? TheReasonYouSuckSpeech? Simple! It's a SPEECH... That lists the various REASONS... That YOU SUCK! Goodbye!

What? You want examples? You... Hehehe... You want examples of such a speech? I have the PERFECT example! YOU SUCK! I am SICK and TIRED of seeing your pathetic, ugly mug around here! [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife How long do you think you've been on here? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months, even? You could be doing ANYTHING else with your time!]] Spending time with your friends and family, bettering yourself with ACTUAL pursuits, working hard at your job, that you've probably never even gotten in the first place, because you couldn't be bothered to move your fat ass out of that chair! But no! Learning about why that one scene in ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'' seems so similar to that scene in ''Film/{{Inception}}'' was OBVIOUSLY so much more important! [[SarcasmMode You're really living life to the fullest, buddy!]]

What? You want examples? You... Hehehe... You want examples of such a speech? I have the PERFECT example! YOU SUCK! I am SICK and TIRED of seeing your pathetic, ugly mug around here! [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife How long do you think you've been on here? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months, even? You could be doing ANYTHING else with your time!]] Spending time with your friends and family, bettering yourself with ACTUAL pursuits, working hard at your job, that you've probably never even gotten in the first place, because you couldn't be bothered to move your fat ass out of that chair! But no! Learning about why that one scene in ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'' seems so similar to that scene in ''Film/{{Inception}}'' was CLEARLY so much more important! [[SarcasmMode You're really living your life to the fullest, buddy!]]

So enjoy wasting your time on this Earth soaking up meaningless trivia! If that didn't get you to finally leave and make something of yourself, CLEARLY you never had much of a life to begin with! Welcome to your new home! You're going to spend the rest of your days here! I mean, you CAN go whenever you want, but we both know that's not happening! When you finally die reading one of these articles, nobody will even know you die, and hardly anyone will miss you.

[[MoodWhiplash You wanna read the page for]] ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' [[MoodWhiplash for the fifteenth time?]]

What? You want examples? You... Hehehe... You want examples of such a speech? I have the PERFECT example! YOU SUCK! I am SICK and TIRED of seeing your pathetic, ugly mug around here! [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife How long do you think you've been on here? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months, even? You could be doing ANYTHING else with your time!]] Spending time with your friends and family, bettering yourself with ACTUAL pursuits, working hard at your job, that you've probably never even gotten in the first place, because you couldn't be bothered to move your fat ass out of that chair! But no! Learning about why that one scene in ''Film/SomeLikeItHot'' seems so similar to that scene in ''Film/{{Inception}'' was CLEARLY so much more important! [[SarcasmMode You're really living your life to the fullest, buddy!]]