History SelfDemonstrating / Flowey

''For best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical Alex Rybitski]].''

** And I don't stop at ''your'' Fourth Wall either. Believe me, I do have more than a few choice words for those pathetic ''sickos'' out there who doesn't have the guts to get their hands dirty themselves, but would rather leave it to someone else kill everyone so they can watch a video about it afterwards.

* StunnedSilence: [[spoiler:It takes a lot to silence me, but being spared in the face of everything I've done ''is'' enough to give me pause. I mean, ''really,'' [[EvilCannonComprehendGood how could ''anyone'' find it in them to forgive me after all ''that?'']]]]

* StunnedSilence: [[spoiler:It takes a lot to silence me, but being spared is enough to give me pause.]]

* StopPokingMe: Oh, I ''see'' what you're doing there. You think it's ''pretty funny'' to play my sequences over and over again, to see if I might have something new to say if you do some stuff differently, is that it, huh? Well, okay, I suppose I can't blame ya ''too'' much for that, I admittedly did that stuff too back when I had the SAVE/LOAD powers too. But listen. Friend. It just turns old hat ''so'' quickly, so if I catch you wasting my time by doing it, I might just decide that you don't ''deserve'' any unique responses. I mean, don't you have anything ''better'' to do?

* StopPokingMe: Oh, I ''see'' what you're doing there. You think it's ''pretty funny'' to play my sequences over and over again, to see if I might have something new to say if you do some stuff differently, is that it, huh? Well, okay, I suppose I can't blame ya ''too'' much for that, I admittedly did that stuff too back when I had the Save/Load powers too. But listen. Friend. It just turns old hat ''so'' quickly, so if I catch you wasting my time by doing it, I might just decide that you don't ''deserve'' any unique responses. I mean, don't you have anything ''better'' to do?

** And I don't stop at ''your'' Fourth Wall either. Believe me, I do have a few choice words for those ''sickos'' out there who doesn't have the guts to get their hands dirty themselves, but would rather leave it to someone else kill everyone so they can watch a video about it afterwards.

* TreacherousAdvisor: What? Little old me? Treacherous? Come on, can't you trust this friendly face of mine? [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's not as if I'm asking you to fly into my bull- er, I mean, 'friendliness pellets' or anything...]]

* StopPokingMe: Oh, I ''see'' what you're doing. You think it's ''pretty funny'' to play my sequences over and over again, to see if I might have something new to say if you do some stuff differently, is that it, huh? Well, okay, I suppose I can't blame ya ''too'' much for that, I admittedly did that stuff too back when I had the Save/Load powers too. But listen. Friend. It just turns old hat ''so'' quickly, so if I catch you wasting my time by doing it, I might just decide that you don't ''deserve'' any unique responses. I mean, don't you have anything better to do?

* UnknownRival: Ooo, I ''really'' hates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have since learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he shows up and decides to ruin my fun. (Heh... Come to think of it, I suppose that's what you losers on this site there would call "{{invok|ed Trope}}ing" the trope?) What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious. And he absolutely refuses to fight fair... That's ''my'' trick, dammit!

* UnknownRival: Ooo, I ''really'' hates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have since learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he shows up and decides to ruin my fun (Heh. I supposed that's what you losers out there would call "{{invok|ed Trope}}ing" the trope?). What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious. And he absolutely refuses to fight fair... That's ''my'' trick, dammit!

* UnknownRival: Ooo, I ''really'' hates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have since learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he shows up and decides to ruin my fun (Heh. I supposed that's what you losers out there would call "{{invoking| Trope}}" the trope?). What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious. And he absolutely refuses to fight fair... That's ''my'' trick, dammit!

* UnknownRival: Ooo, I ''really'' hates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have since learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he shows up and decides to ruin my fun. What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious. And he absolutely refuses to fight fair... That's ''my'' trick, dammit!

* AintTooProudToBeg: [[SubvertedTrope Oh, please]], like there's many moments where I beg for my life or any situation where I'm at a disadvantage; in fact, I ''live'' for faking people out with crocodile tears. [[spoiler:[[DoubleSubverted That's actually a lie]]; trying to bargain with Chara is where I finally crack and show my true face in a last-ditch effort to get them to spare me. [[CruelAndUnusualDeath Didn't quite work out so hot for me in the end.]]]]

* UnknownRival: Ooo, I ''really'' hates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he show up and decide to ruin my fun. What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious.

Howdy! My name is Flowey! Flowey the Flower! Nice to meet'cha! It's not every day we get visitors from the surface around here! And it's about time I finally got a page all for myself! If you're going to stick around, I'd be happy to be a new friend to you! Because ''you won't be leaving this page without reading it'', right?

Things took a turn for the interesting when a human fell down from the surface. [[HistoryRepeats Ha ha, no, not that one.]] [[spoiler:No, I mean the very first human who fell down. The one you all have taken to calling "Chara"...even though I don't think they ever really told me their name. In any case, despite being wildly different species, my mom and pop took them in and treated them like they were a part of the family. We gave them everything, love, care, attention, food, a roof over their head, a family...it became a home away from home for them. And what fun we had! Drawing pictures, eating Mom's pies, pranking Dad with the buttercups...it was a lot of fun. Then they ate some buttercups themselves and it stopped being fun.]]

''For best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical Alex Rybetski]].''

* UnknownRival: Ooo, I ''really'' hates that Sans guy. He might not be able to remember it, but his interference has resulted in more resets than I care to remember. I have learned to be careful to avoid attracting his attention or even making him aware of my existence, lest he shows up and decides to ruin my fun. What can I say? For a fat, lazy bastard, he is surprisingly strong and tenacious.

* GroundhogDayLoop: Why, my superpower is basically to invoke this on will. Or, well, it was. Then you came and wrestled it from me somehow. But, to be frank, as far as powers goes, it was bit overrated. Seeing everyone going through the same motions, over and over again, be it praising you for your heroic deeds, or gibbing in helpless terror, pleading for mercy as you tore them limb from limb, got boring after awhile. Still, I'm actually quite angry that you took that from me. No matter how you look at it, in the end, you still took something that belonged to ''me''. But I'm going to get it back, and once I do... ''Oooh, boy''... I got so many wonderful ideas, I can almost feel the sensation of pleasure again, just thinking about it... And it involves you dying over and over again.

* AintTooProudToBeg: [[SubvertedTrope Oh, please]], like there's many moments where I beg for my life or any situation where I'm at a disadvantage; in fact, I ''live'' for faking people out with crocodile tears. [[spoiler:That's actually a lie; trying to bargain with Chara is where I finally crack and show my true face in a last-ditch effort to get them to spare me. [[CruelAndUnusualDeath Didn't quite work out so hot for me in the end.]]]]

* FlowerMotif: [[SarcasmMode Took you all of five minutes to figure out that one, eh?]]

''For best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical Xander]].''

''For best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical Alex Rybetski]].''

* BadLiar: Okay, fine, so I'm not the best deceiver on the face of the planet. But I hardly need to lie when I've got power beyond compare! ...And thankfully, Papyrus -- bless that naive moron and his big, soft heart -- always believes me, and that is often enough to make my plans work.

* GroundhogDayLoop: Why, my superpower is basically to invoke this on will. Or, well, it was. Then you came and wrestled it from me somehow. But, to be frank, it was bit overrated. Seeing everyone going through the same motions, over and over again, be it praising you for your heroic deeds, or gibbing in helpless terror as you tore them limb from limb, got boring after awhile. Still, I'm actually quite angry that you took that from me. No matter how you look at it, in the end, you still took something that belonged to ''me''. But I'm going to get it back, and once I do... ''Oooh, boy''... I got so many wonderful ideas, I can almost feel the sensation of pleasure again, just thinking about it... And it involves you dying over and over again.

* GroundhogDayLoop: Why, my superpower is basically to invoke this on will. Or, well, it was. Then you came and wrestled it from me somehow. But, to be frank, it was bit overrated. Seeing everyone going through the same motions, over and over again, be it praising you for your heroic deeds, or gibbing in helpless terror as you tore them limb from limb, got boring after awhile. Still, I'm actually quite angry that you took that from me. No matter how you look at it, in the end, you still took something that belonged to ''me''. But I'm going to get it back, and once I do... Oooh, boy... I got so many wonderful ideas... And it involves you dying over and over again.