History SelfDemonstrating / EzioAuditore

* ActorAllusion: Somehow I [[Blog/SonicTheHedgehogTwitter found myself sharing space with]] [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorEggman that overweight puppet-building megalomaniac.]] All because I sound [[Creator/RogerCraigSmith a hedgehog?]] I have no idea what he was talking about or what those glittering gemstones were...but rest assured he would regret it.

* BeenThereShapedHistory: Let's see. I liberated Roma from the Borgia, I helped stop the Pazzi conspiracy and personally hung Francesco's body from the Palazzo de Signoria, I helped UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus ensure a journey to the new world, helped bring down Prince Ahmet in Constantinople, and was involved in basically every event from [[UsefulNotes/TheRenaissance The Italian Renaissance]]. Oh yes, I was also involved with no less than three Popes. It was also my privilege to be close friends with the ''magnifico'' Leonardo da Vinci, as well as an acquaintance of Niccolo Machiavelli. Si, they were great men indeed.

From there, I learned many things about the ways of the Assassin. After avenging my familia's death, I went on to halt a conspiracy by the Pacci familia against the Medicis, as well as end the lives of many members of the order the Assassins oppose: the Templars. In my journeys, I came upon an artifact of unimaginable power: The Apple Of Eden. With it, I can bring down whole armies of men without lifting a finger. But I also learned many truths about humanity, where we came from and who we are. I have also accomplished much for our order. I brought down the Borgia Familia, rescued Creator/LeonardoDaVinci, fought in the Bonfire Of The Vanities, and hunted for the Masyaf Keys to gain access to the vault of Altair Ibn La Ahad.

* BeenThereShapedHistory: Let's see. I liberated Roma from the Borgia, I helped stop the Pazzi conspiracy and personally hung Francesco's body from the Palazzo de Signoria, I helped UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus ensure a journey to the new world, helped bring down Prince Ahmet in Constantinople, and was involved in basically every event from [[UsefulNotes/TheRenaissance The Italian Renaissance]]. Oh yes, I was also involved with no less than three Popes.

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* BeenThereShapedHistory: Let's see. I liberated Roma from the Borgia, I helped stop the Pazzi conspiracy and personally hung Francesco's body from the Palazzo de Signoria, I helped UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus ensure a journey to the new world, helped bring down Prince Ahmet in Constantinople, and was involved in basically every event from [[UsefulNotes/TheRenaissance The Italian Reneissance]]. Oh yes, I was also involved with no less than three Popes.

* RambunctiousItalian: In my younger days, I was quite the hot-blooded young man. Age doused that fire, though.

''(For the full effect, read in the voice of Creator/RogerCraigSmith.)''

* ReallyGetsAround: In my youth, I must have slept with every women in Firenze who was not related to me.

From there, I learned many things about the ways of the Assassin. After avenging my familia's death, I went on to halt a conspiracy by the Pacci familia against the Medicis, as well as end the lives of many members of the order the Assassins oppose: The Templars. In my journeys, I came upon an artifact of unimaginable power: The Apple Of Eden. With it, I can bring down whole armies of men without lifting a finger. But I also learned many truths about humanity, where we came from and who we are. I have also accomplished much for our order. I brought down the Borgia Familia, rescued Leonardo Da Vinci, fought in the Bonfire Of The Vanities, and hunted for the Masyaf Keys to gain access to the vault of Altair Ibn La Ahad.

Bonjourno, tropers. And welcome to my humble self-demonstrating page. Please, allow me to introduce myself.

* DueToTheDead: Whoever dies by my hand, I must still give them a proper sendoff. I am not a monster.

* ReallyGetsAround: In my youth, I must have slept with every girl in Firenze who was not related to me.

* {{Fingore}}: My initiation into the Assassins involved the loss of a finger. Not that that made me any less of a lover.

* ReallyGetsAround: I my youth, I must have slept with every woman in Firenze not related to me.

* OldMaster: I taught Yusuf when I was in my fifties, and Shao Jun when I was 65.

''(For the full effect, read in the voice of Creator/RogerCcraigSmith.)''

* BeenThereShapedHistory: Let's see. I liberated Roma from the Borgia, I helped stop the Pazzi conspiracy and personally hung Francesco's body from the Palazzo de Signoria, I helped ChristopherColumbus ensure a journey to the new world, helped bring down Prince Ahmet in Constantinople, and was involved in basically every event from [[UsefulNotes/TheRenaissence The Italian Reneissance]]. Oh yes, I was also involved with no less than three Popes.

After leaving the life of an Assassin behind, I settled down with my wife, Sofia Sartor, in a small farm near my home city of Firenze. I had two children with her, my daughter Flavia, and my son Marcello. I lived a mostly quiet life, until I was approached by an Assassin from the Order in China named Shao Jun. She told me that she sought my guidance to help unite the Assassins of China.

I am Ezio Auditore, son of Giovanni Auditore, husband of Sofia, father of Flavia and Marcello Auditore, and Master Assassino. I was born in the city of [[UsefulNotes/{{Florence}} Firenze]] in 1459, and was a fighter from that very day (or so my father told me). I led a comfortable life back then. My interests were mainly in, shall we say, [[DoubleEntendre the study of the female form]]. And I was quite studious in that regard. Alas, that life was brought to a halt when my father, and both of my brothers were arrested and executed for treason. From there, I discovered that my father was a member of a top secret organization known as "The Assassins". After fleeing Firenze with my mother Maria and my sister Claudia to go and live with my Uncle Mario, I decided to don my father's Assassins robes and avenge his death.