History SelfDemonstrating / DrIvoEggmanRobotnik

* DetonationMoon: Who could ever forget the time [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 I blew up half of the moon with the Eclipse Cannon]] just to let the world know of my plans to conquer the world? ''Oh ho ho!'' [[WordOfGod Word has it]] that the moon is still broken; it's just always facing the other way when we see it. Strangely enough, there's even appeared to be ''two'' moons at times if what I saw in the skies of [[VideoGame/SonicAdvanceSeries Angel Island]] and the [[VideoGame/SonicRidersZeroGravity Crimson Tower]] indicated anything, assuming the smaller one isn't just the ARK or some mass hallucination. Worth noting, however, is that [[Anime/SonicX my anime version]] fixed the moon (and called it the Eggmoon) as part of a scheme to block the sun and exploit the resulting chaos for conquest and profit. Sounds like a fun idea! That all said, [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub for some strange reason]], you lot use the original moment when I blew it up to [[GagDub parrot disgusting jokes about bodily fluids]] rather than respecting [[DoubleEntendre my manhood and hardy approach to conquest]]. You should get back to re-familiarizing yourself with the original games. I'd much prefer if you had a more first-hand understanding of your upcoming ruler.

* EvilIsPetty: I'm far above letting mere pettiness be the driving force for my plans (unlike poor thin-skinned Infinite), but I vaguely remember [[VideoGame/SonicShuffle a dream I had]] where one of those pests got [[SodaCanShakeup blasted in the face with soda]], and I can't help but find that a ''very'' satisfying image to replay in my head. Also, no, [[VideoGame/SonicAdvanceSeries kidnapping Cream's mother a second time]] is ''not'' pettiness. I was simply teaching that over-eager little bunny a very important lesson on why getting into my business is a bad idea. [[BlatantLies There's a difference.]]

* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: You ''actually'' think I'd be fine with giving that blue rat a quick and easy death after all these years of ''headaches'' he's caused me!? No, of course not! I have to use all my brilliance and tenacity to bring down Sonic! I have to hammer into him once and for all who the ''real'' winner is! I can't just carpet-bomb whatever vicinity he's in and be done with it... and believe me, ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles I've already tried!]]'' The rodent just ''[[SimpleSolutionWontWork outran it]]'' thanks to his usual stupid luck!

** When the rodent and his two-tailed sidekick [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure ruined my plans and destroyed the Egg Carrier]], I decided that I've been too nice on them, so I tried to destroy Station Square out of spite. And when the fox boy managed to get to the missile before me, I couldn't believe it. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Tensions were rather high that day]], I can't imagine trying to flatten the city when I need it to build my empire on top of nowadays!

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack parenting and business issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Hadron}} delusions of being "the order"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HannibalLecter an inability of good taste in spirits]],[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack parenting and business issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Hadron}} delusions of being "the order"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

* Back to chronological order, [[VideoGame/SonicDreamTeam I found an incredible device known as the Reverie]]! It was able to turn my dreams into reality, and well, there's no bigger dream of mine than Eggmanland! Of course, its blasted guardian had to get in my way, [[OnlyThePureOfHeart saying I'm not "pure-hearted" or whatever]]. Hence, I kidnapped Cream the Rabbit in a plan to [[LoopholeAbuse bypass the guardian's filters]], only for that underhanded wooly ungulate trap me within my own dream. That's not to say it was all bad-- there was [[{{Egopolis}} an illustrious city]] dedicated to me! But of course... that blasted rodent and his entourage just had to show up, ruin it all, and to add insult to injury, have the Reverie completely locked from the outside for another thousand years! I was so close... Ooohhh, I hate that hedgehog!

* CutLexLuthorACheck: Huh. It appears [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor the man himself]] is around here, too. But contrary to popular belief, I do [[SubvertedTrope have plenty of perfectly legal money-making enterprises]] of which I can use to further fund my schemes of conquest. I mean, what, did you think I wanted to rule the world for a reason ''other'' than ruling the world? [[note]]'''Dr. Wily:''' When you hit budget crunch like I did with [[VideoGame/MegaMan11 all those Booster Gear models]], you come to realize just how costly world domination truly is. That and how many bridges you burn in the process. '''Me:''' I know, right? We should share scrap processor schematics sometime. Even evil geniuses like ourselves understand the value of recycling used and broken parts.[[/note]]
* DemotedToExtra: Let me get this straight, the greatest scientific genius in the world, me, gets reduced to mere ''cameos'' in that [[Franchise/SuperSmashBros invitational championship]] the blue rodent has participated in, while Bowser gets to be a fighter and Wily gets to "assist"?! An outrage, I know, my pedigree cannot be contained by being a disembodied spirit or collectable piece of adhesive!

* EvilCannotComprehendGood: Oh, shut up! I can ''perfectly'' comprehend why that blue showboater wants to foil my plans: he's an [[HypocriticalHumor egotistical self-indulgent brat]] who clearly doesn't have ''any'' sense of respect towards my efforts in [[InTheirOwnImage making the world a better place]]! He would rather just waste his time giving me grief, or galavanting through the fields with his stupid friends! There was even this [[https://browniehideout.wordpress.com/2023/11/30/sonic-channel-calendar-otherworld-comedy-story-act-12-eggmans-ultimate-weapon-december-2023/ one time]] where I showed him how I could [[TheFinalTemptation give him a world]] composed of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood all the chili dogs he could ever eat]]... and he brushed it aside as some "forced paradise" just for the chance to inflict more misery upon me! Is there ''any'' doubt as to why I hate that hedgehog so much!?

* FauxAffablyEvil: Oh, no, no, I'd argue that description's [[BlatantLies a load of hoopla.]] I'm quite the gentleman genius, and my universal conquest is simply a way for me to express my ''love!'' Besides, I haven't blasted you to bits yet, have I, ''you little sneak?''

* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: I hate that hedgehog more than words can quantify -- let alone mathematics or science -- but as such, I'd much prefer that ''I'' be the one to dispose of him myself. As one example, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog28Bit when Sonic was trying to rescue Tails from my clutches]], he was about to fall into a pit of lava via his own stupidity. I swooped in and saved him (and more importantly, [[PragmaticVillainy the Chaos Emerald he was carrying]]), allowing my Antlion Mecha the chance to snip him to ribbons! It... erm, it failed. Baby steps, people.

** When the rodent and his two-tailed sidekick [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure ruined my plans and destroyed the Egg Carrier]], I decided that I've been too nice on them, so I tried to destroy Station Square out of spite. And when that fox boy managed to get to the missile before me, I couldn't believe it. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Tensions were rather high that day]], I can't imagine trying to flatten the city when I need it to build my empire on top of it nowadays!
** After my [[VideoGame/SonicColors interstellar amusement park went up in flames]], I decided to use my Nega Wisp Armor to personally destroy Sonic. And yet, he won against that too, and I just flew off the handle by the end of it. Again, can you blame me? That horrid little hedgehog just refuses to quit!

* DemotedToExtra: Even though I'm that hedgehog's nemesis, I was only reduced to simple cameos in the Franchise/SuperSmashBros series as stupid stickers, while Bowser is a playable character and Dr. Willy a boss it's not fair that had to happen.

* AppropriatedAppellation: It was Sonic who named me "Eggman", but I've embraced the name! I made it my own! [[EveryoneHasStandards Although I am not going to adopt]] that horrid "[[VideoGame/SonicColors Baldy McNosehair]]" moniker. I remember Sonic pilfering that nickname from the Wisps and using it to mock me about three or so times... and by that I mean three or so ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor too many]]''!

* AppropriatedAppellation: It was Sonic who named me "Eggman", but I've embraced the name! I made it my own! [[EveryoneHasStandards Although I am not going to adopt]] that horrid [[VideoGame/SonicColors "Baldy McNosehair"]] moniker. I remember Sonic pilfering that nickname from the Wisps and using it to mock me about three or so times... and by that I mean three or so ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor too many]]''!

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack parenting and business issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack parenting and business issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes a petty grudge against humans]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack parenting and business issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HandsomeJack parenting and business isssues]] [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

There's of course some lesser would-be conquerors and evil genius wannabes with [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom metal masks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} metal helmets]], [[SelfDemonstrating/CobraCommander tacky hoods]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor alien obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DenzelCrocker fairy obsessions]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PurpleMan nauseating looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Skeletor}} garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{HIM}} nauseatingly garish looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YzmaAndKronk ugly looks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sephiroth}} mommy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Freeza}} daddy issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YukiTerumi sibling issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DraculaVladTepes spousal issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker sanity issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Eua}} boredom issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GeneralGrievous respiratory issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/HarleyQuinn infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/YunoGasai bigger infatuation issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo petty nihilism issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}} petty everything issues]], [[SelfDemonstrating/PinkyAndTheBrain little in the way of reach]], [[SelfDemonstrating/DrDoofenshmirtz little in the way of coordination]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MajinBuu little in the way of vocabulary]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}} little in the way of finesse]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheEvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight little in the way of subtlety]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher little in the way of logic]], [[DarthWiki/DarthVader annoying breathing habits]], [[SelfDemonstrating/BeastWarsMegatron annoying verbal ticks]], [[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS annoying robotic speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MojoJojo annoying REDUNDANT speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheKraang VERY annoying redundant speech patterns]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Thanos}} delusions of courting the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/LightYagami delusions of being the reaper]], [[SelfDemonstrating/JudgeDoom delusions of being the law itself]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Darkseid}} an inability to do basic math]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TheMusicMeister an inability to carry a tune]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Mewtwo}} a suicidal inferiority complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/KurotoDan a myopic god complex]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Flowey}} a thinly-veiled psychopathic disposition]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sundowner}} an animalistic lust for blood]], and the names [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} "Wheatley"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/InvaderZim "Zim"]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Starscream}} "Starscream"]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman "Eric Cartman"]] ([[InsultToRocks insults in themselves]], if that somehow wasn't clear). %%Note to anyone wishing to expand on this: brevity is the soul of wit.

* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: You ''actually'' think I'd be fine with giving that blue rat a quick and easy death after all these years of ''headaches'' he's caused me!? No, of course not! I have to use all my brilliance and tenacity to bring down Sonic! I have to hammer into him once and for all who the ''real'' winner is! I can't just carpet-bomb whatever vicinity he's in and be done with it... and believe me, ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles I've already tried!]]'' The rodent just ''outran'' it thanks to his usual stupid luck!