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* Kanaya [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3045 finally grasps our human sarcasm]]. Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3047 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment NO.]]
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* Kanaya [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3045 finally grasps our human sarcasm]]. Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3047 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment [[HarsherInHindsight NO.]]
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* [[MoodWhiplash In the middle]] [[TheReveal of the rather intense and chilling]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4111 [S] Begin Intermission 2]], the view amusingly cuts to a series of shots [[CallBack of the scary wolf head.]] [[RuleOfThree AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.]]
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** [[http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]]
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* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005146 Jade]] attempts to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 slap]] her sprite-self's shit back together ...which is then [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted]] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers, and then by Karkat imagining [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out]].
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* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005146 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3246 Jade]] attempts to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3247 slap]] her sprite-self's shit back together ...which is then [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3249 interrupted]] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers, and then by Karkat imagining [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3252 Jade and Jadesprite making out]].
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* From [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3297 [S] Wake]]:
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* In [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 [S] Kanaya: return to core]], the description when examining the dragonsuit[[note]]\The red thing next to the teleporter[[/note]] is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]]
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]]
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* In [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3321 [S] Kanaya: return to core]], the description when examining the dragonsuit[[note]]\The red thing next to the teleporter[[/note]] is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3362 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]]
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of
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** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]]. ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is]].'' '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID]].'''
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.]] [[RunningGag Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]]
* The [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus]] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[PersonaNonGrata banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]]. ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is]].'' '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID]].'''
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.]] [[RunningGag Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]]
* The [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus]] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[PersonaNonGrata banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
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** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3384 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]]
%%*[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3389 This]]. ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 ''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3390 Is]].'' '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 '''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3391 STUPID]].'''
*[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3400 "You should be careful with that.]] [[RunningGag Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3401 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]]
* The[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3403 stuff in Dad's wallet modus]] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[PersonaNonGrata banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
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%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005307 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3407 BEEP. BEEP.]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005308 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3408 Get in the car, John.]]
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* John and Jade's [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005315 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3415 latest conversation]], and then they start talking about the possibility that his dad would marry Rose's mom.
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* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005328 Karkat's attempt]] at [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005329 troll dentistry.]] And yet it [[MoodWhiplash doubles]] as a TearJerker. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this]] flash. Especially the roleplay. They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this]] flash. Especially the roleplay. They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
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* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005328 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3428 Karkat's attempt]] at [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005329 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3429 troll dentistry.]] And yet it [[MoodWhiplash doubles]] as a TearJerker. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I * Equius' reluctance to fight Eridan. Not because he's of a higher caste or anything, but because he finds him so annoying he doesn't want to interact with him at all. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3431 "I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]]
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* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this]] flash.[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3438 [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d]]. Especially the roleplay. They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in
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%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]]
* The transition from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to]] [[MoodWhiplash the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"]] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it CrossesTheLineTwice, it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[TearJerker those murders.]]
* [[color:#004183:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:]] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.]] Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. [[color:#004183:Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?]]
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT]].
* Dead Tavros [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]]
* The transition from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to]] [[MoodWhiplash the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"]] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it CrossesTheLineTwice, it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[TearJerker those murders.]]
* [[color:#004183:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:]] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.]] Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. [[color:#004183:Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?]]
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT]].
* Dead Tavros [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]]
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%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3445 This is completely terrifying.]]
* The transition from[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3457 Gamzee]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3458 walking]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3459 slowly]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3460 toward Nepeta]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3461 and the screen darkening]] to [[MoodWhiplash the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3462 "BEEP"]] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it CrossesTheLineTwice, it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[TearJerker those murders.]]
*[[color:#004183:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 [[color:#004183:[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3468 AG:]] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.]] Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. [[color:#004183:Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?]]
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your questfor[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 for [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3479 OH GOD DAMMIT]].
* Dead Tavros[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3491 pays Dead Dave a visit.]]
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* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal]] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[CurbStompBattle one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[PowerGlows glowing]], rushes over and ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks]] Gamzee in the [[strike:crotch]] bone bulge'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him]] [[AnticlimaxBoss over the cliff]].
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]]. [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Jegus, girl]].
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself, which gets [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 taken to its logical extreme]].
* Bec Noir [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 swears off trophies forever. Probably.]] Also doubles as MoodWhiplash as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom... and then he takes, of all things, Cal. "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3551 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]]" [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3552 And then the panel after.]] Jack is still NotSoAboveItAll.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]]
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[CurbStompBattle one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[PowerGlows glowing]], rushes over and ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks]] Gamzee in the [[strike:crotch]] bone bulge'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him]] [[AnticlimaxBoss over the cliff]].
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]]. [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Jegus, girl]].
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself, which gets [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 taken to its logical extreme]].
* Bec Noir [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 swears off trophies forever. Probably.]] Also doubles as MoodWhiplash as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom... and then he takes, of all things, Cal. "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3551 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]]" [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3552 And then the panel after.]] Jack is still NotSoAboveItAll.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]]
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* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3507 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal]] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzeeappear to be facing face off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[CurbStompBattle one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[PowerGlows glowing]], rushes over and ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 ''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3524 kicks]] Gamzee in the [[strike:crotch]] bone bulge'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3525 sending him]] [[AnticlimaxBoss over the cliff]].
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction?[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3544 <33333333]]. [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Jegus, girl]].
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself, which gets[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3549 taken to its logical extreme]].
* Bec Noir[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3550 swears off trophies forever. Probably.]] Also doubles as MoodWhiplash as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom... and then he takes, of all things, Cal. "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3551 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]]" [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3552 And then the panel after.]] Jack is still NotSoAboveItAll.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 * Bec Noir suddenly finding himself transfixed by thoughts of dog treats. "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3554 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]]]]"
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction?
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself, which gets
* Bec Noir
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** The conversation [[SarcasmMode gets better]] When he refers to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,]] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant creepily]] [[UnfortunateImplications unsettling.]]
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** The conversation also has a fun [[CallBack call]][[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.]]
** Who could forget this little gem?
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.]]
** Who could forget this little gem?
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-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.]]
** Who could forget this little gem?
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** And then [[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image]] makes it more hilarious, with a CallBack with a MemeticMutation.
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]], or both.
** "They all blew away in the--[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572 BREEZE]].
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John]] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend]] is generally [[TearJerker sad]] and a bit frightening, it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an EldritchAbomination, and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere[[labelnote:*]]most likely [[{{Hammerspace}} her sylladex]] [[/labelnote]]and yelling her frustration into it.
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]], or both.
** "They all blew away in the--[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572 BREEZE]].
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John]] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend]] is generally [[TearJerker sad]] and a bit frightening, it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an EldritchAbomination, and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere[[labelnote:*]]most likely [[{{Hammerspace}} her sylladex]] [[/labelnote]]and yelling her frustration into it.
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** Jade's reaction is especially funny
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John
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* Even though
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* Dave [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 is contacted by an Exile for the first time]], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[RuleOfThree The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[LawfulNeutral Terezi]] on.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]]
* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 Her face sells it perfectly.]]
%%* I told her about [[{{Pun}} stares]].
%%** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.]] (Look at the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.]] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.]] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.]] He is holding a note with blood in it.
* Dave [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 is contacted by an Exile for the first time]], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[RuleOfThree The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[LawfulNeutral Terezi]] on.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]]
* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 Her face sells it perfectly.]]
%%* I told her about [[{{Pun}} stares]].
%%** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.]] (Look at the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.]] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.]] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.]] He is holding a note with blood in it.
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* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3700 He]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3701 fails]], [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3702 hilariously so.]]
* Dave[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3704 is contacted by an Exile for the first time]], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[RuleOfThree The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[LawfulNeutral Terezi]] Terezi on.
%%*[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3727 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]]
* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it.[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3738 Her horrified and disgusted face sells it perfectly.]]
%%* I told her about [[{{Pun}} stares]].
%%** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.]]* Slick repeatedly [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3802 bonking]] Scratch with his cane. (Look at the site banner.)
*[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3820 Slick does what he does best.lighting Scratch's house on fire.]] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3822 refill the candy bowl.]] (Once again, the site banner.)
*[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3843 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.]] He is holding a note with blood in it.
* Dave
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* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it.
%%** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
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* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3855 He does not enjoy them at all.]] (Banner again) And so he decides to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3858 intervene.]]
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* Doc Scratch can tolerate almost anything. Just don't [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 mess]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 with]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 his]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 clock.]] And then, after a resounding "DOOF." of Slick on the next roof, Doc Scratch delivers the conclusion of his lecture to him (Starting [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768 here.]]) Slick is told to use Scratch's [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff deudly firearms.]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]]
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* Doc Scratch can tolerate almost anything. Just don't [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3864 mess]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3865 with]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3866 his]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3867 clock.]] And then, after a resounding "DOOF." of Slick on the next roof, Doc Scratch delivers the conclusion of his lecture to him (Starting [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768 (starting [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3868 here.]]) Slick is told to use Scratch's [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff deudly firearms.]]
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* If music counts... the [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix Cage]] [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song]].
* While the big multi-story flash from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11]] is mostly SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments and {{tear jerker}}s, one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update]].
* While the big multi-story flash from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11]] is mostly SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments and {{tear jerker}}s, one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update]].
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* Hussie [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]]. It could probably be a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but the AltText kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
%%* The AltText for [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page]].
* The scary wolf head [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]]. (look at the banner)
%%* The AltText for [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page]].
* The scary wolf head [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]]. (look at the banner)
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* Hussie [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4056 breaks the fifth wall]]. It could probably be a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but the AltText kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
%%* * The AltText for [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4059 this page]].
-->"He's keeping little girls locked up in weird rooms, and rambling about troll ancestors. I just know it."
* The scary wolf head[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4063 makes a reappearance]]. (look at the banner)
-->"He's keeping little girls locked up in weird rooms, and rambling about troll ancestors. I just know it."
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* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4073 AH's]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005974 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4074 getback]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005975 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4075 at]] Doc Scratch for taking over his narration. Look at how they wiggle as Hussie attacks Doc Scratch! Doubles as SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
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* The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3867 this bit]] from a few updates back HilariousInHindsight as well:
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* Karkat sets up a memo board to talk to Dave and John in. What's it called? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004688 [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2788 Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory!]]
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* The entirety of the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1989 Troll Intermission]] is shaping up to be like this.
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1999 GOD.]] ''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2000 DAMMIT.]]''
** ''Anything'' connected to Gamzee's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2013 MIRACLE MODUS]]. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2014 It's so beautiful]].
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2023 You wonder if you can just...just sort of reach over...]][[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2024 and...]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2037 You only stop when you smell tears.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2045 See? The coin has exonerated him.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2046 What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2047 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]]
* '''[[color:#626262:carcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] ]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2086 computer exploded.]]'''
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2162 This conversation's]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2220 summary.]]
* [[BlueBlood Equius]] strongly believes in the Alternian caste system. [[TheStoner Gamzee]] is of a higher caste than him. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2221 And then they talk]].
** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments all kinds of]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning]] SugarWiki/{{Moment|OfAwesome}}s.
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: bUt [=NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG=] sOmE pIe]]
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: tHeSe [=MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy=], I lIkE tHeM.]]
** His [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2222 conversation with Vriska.]] Oh god.
-->[[color:#000056:ROBO SLAP!]]
** And now [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2278 his]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2279 conversations]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2280 with]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2281 Aradia]].
* Vriska has built a doomsday device, which [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2206 looks big]] and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2230 particularly dangerous]]. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2231 But then...]]
%%* SHE HAS '''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2263 WHAT?!]]'''
* Vriska ask her MAGIC CUE BALL (whose answers can only be seen by x-ray vision... or vision eight-fold) if she should be worried about Terezi's threat.
-->[[AC:YES]]
-->Ok, little ball. Fine. If you're so smart, then answer this! How is it going to happen!\\
HOW????????
-->[[AC:I WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE]]
::[[IncrediblyLamePun Cue]] the ball exploding in her face.
* The last update Andrew did before leaving for a week begins [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2284 here]] and ends with, uh, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2293 this]]. But it easily overlaps with horror and possibly SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} and/or TearJerker, but really it's just such an over the top scene that it's simply incredibly hilarious in spite of all that. What makes it even better is the aforementioned fact that it's the last update in a week. Andrew's comment in the thread:
-->But I guess all this can be discussed into the ground in the coming week. Over what shall heretofore be known as THE WEEK OF THE GREAT ROBOSMOOCH OF 2010.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2295 Nepeta's]] [[ShipperOnDeck 'Shipping Wall']]. [[color:red:oh yessssss!]]
* Karkat talking about Jack Noir for the first time.
-->[[color:#626262:CG: BUT IT'S OK, I THINK HE'S PRETTY MUCH SETTLED DOWN.]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Settled down?]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WELL, HE STABBED ME ONCE.]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Oh, only once!]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Are you sure you should trust him? I don't know if I would, 8ut hey I'm not the leader.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: NO, NO, IT'S COOL.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: HE'S COOL, IT'S FINE I DON'T REALLY MIND THE STABBING, IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WELL OK I'M PRETTY SURE HE MEANT TO STAB ME.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: BUT I KIND OF THINK THAT'S LIKE]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: THE WAY HE GREETS PEOPLE?]]
* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2351 this panel]]:
-->[[color:#004183:aG: Say you're sorry for being a cripple! Wheeeeeeee!]]
** [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the imp looks sorry for him]].
** Equally subjective was the preceding moment where Vriska built Tavros a tower ''[[KickTheDog made entirely of stairs which she expects him to climb]]'' as well as his comically understated reaction:
--->AT: [[CaptainObvious i THINK THIS, iS,]]
--->AT: [[CaptainObvious pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,]]
* Tavros summoning the power of [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2352 RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. You continue to be sad and alone.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2356 Kanaya's mediation tactics.]]
--> [[color:#008141:GA:Maybe I Should Upend This Load Gaper Over Your Head]]
--> [[color:#004183:AG: No, don't!]]
--> [[color:#008141:GA: Im Still Learning The Interface]]
--> [[color:#008141:GA: It Could Happen Accidentally At Any Moment]]
* The narration when Tavros crashes through Vriska's bedroom wall is hilarious.
** He is having a devil of a time, what with being paralyzed from the waist down and all.
** Your shadow has been trapped underneath your useless torso the whole time! Honestly, where else would it be you stupid sack of shit?
** Everyone knows this because it is in the classic tale, PUPA PAN. Young Pupa flies through the window of a fairy girl's respiteblock, falls on the floor, and has trouble getting up like an enormous pansy.
** Followed by [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2380 this kiss]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2443 Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.]] B<>NP
* Spades Slick is [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2472 not very good at giving sympathy.]]
--> There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansy.
** And on the same page, Gamzee in the background, going HONK.
** Later, Slick starts to [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slap Karkat]], while Gamzee continues to be chill.
* After [[RunningGag many characters]] [[SpitTake are grossed out from drinking something]], Eridan... [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2477 is not]], because Faygo actually isn't that bad. It's just soda.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2480 Feferi revives Sollux.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2482 The reactions]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2483 really seal this one,]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2485 especially Slick's.]]
-->''Goddamn troll kids. Every time you turn around they're smoochin' each other. Makes a man want to stab his own gut and puke blood.''
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2487 Troll Andrew.]] Well, actually it's [[AuthorAvatar Andrew]] wearing [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2488 gray paint]] and [[ProductPlacement another MSPA shirt]], except this shirt belonged to a ''girl'' character.
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2491 How meta can things get?]]
** Uh... Wolf? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2493 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2494 Andrew goes mad with power]], [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2495 and punishes the reader]] by [[FelonyMisdemeanor making them read all the expository texts on troll romance back to back]]. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2497 AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA]] [[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA]] [[OverlyLongGag HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
** And he [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2496 spikes Lil' Cal]]. BOOYEAH.
* Nepeta winds up in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea (LOLCAT).
* Karkat [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2543 sets up a bulletin board using Trollian]] so he can send memos to all the other trolls, but it turns out to be incredibly frustrating and impractical because of [[TimeyWimeyBall weird time shit]]. When his future self signs in to tell him this is dumb, he bans him. Yes, he ''bans his future self''.
** He does it again in his second memo.
---> [[color:#626262:CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]
---> [[color:#626262:CCG: GET TO THE POINT.]]
---> [[color:#626262:FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] ]] 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
---> [[color:#626262:FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.]]
---> [[color:#626262:CCG]] banned [[color:#626262:FCG]] from responding to memo.
*** And then ''this'' happens:
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: HOLY HELL.]]
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: THIS IS EXHAUSTING.]]
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.]]
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: OK, MAYBE I'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AND GET BACK ON TOPIC HERE.]]
----> [[color:#626262:FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] ]]609 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
----> [[color:#626262:FCG: NO YOU WON'T.]]
----> [[color:#626262:FCG: THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY NAUSEATING IN RETROSPECT, I'M SHUTTING THIS DOWN.]]
----> [[color:#626262:FCG]] banned [[color:#626262:CCG]] from responding to memo.
---->
----> [[color:#626262:FCG]] closed memo.
*** Yes. Karkat from the future (Almost a month in the future, actually) banned ''current'' Karkat and ''closed the memo himself.''
*** Also in the second memo, there's Tavros trying to explain what happened with Vriska, and failing miserably at not making it sound weird.
--->PAT: sHE TRIED TO KISS ME,
--->PAT: wELL, sHE DIDN'T TRY, sHE ACTUALLY DID,
--->PAT: aND THEN, kIND OF DROPPED ME,
--->PAT: aND ALSO WE ARE WEARING COSTUMES,
--->PAT: wOW, i'M NOT EXPLAINING THIS WELL,
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2551 You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.]]
** Immediately prior to that, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2549 Hearts Boxcars becoming infuriated that Tavros will not kiss her and threatening him over it]].
** We all knew it was inevitable, but [[http://tindeck.com/listen/rwje it's still really damn funny.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2577 [S...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff BAHJ] ]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2578 [S] Make Her Pay]] qualifies as several Crowning Moments, but it only becomes funny at the very end. Vriska, after getting the BlueBlood beaten out of her by Aradia in revenge, wakes up in Prospit...only to have [[CrossesTheLineTwice Terezi smack her upside the head.]] And somewhere in the middle of that sequence, Nepeta and Equius are beating up a bunch of underlings and it's really awesome...and then Nepeta [[TheGlomp accidentally tackle-glomps Equius]].
%%* Act 5 is over! What's next? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2626 Act 5 act 2!]]
%%* Sollux [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2073 arguing with himself.]]
* The end of Karkat's final memo, when he says goodbye to Past-Kanaya, due to how casual and used to the timeline-shenanigans Karkat's gotten:
-->'''PGA''': Say Hi To Myself For Me
-->'''FCG''': OK I PROBABLY WON'T DO THAT, BUT ALRIGHT HA HA!
-->'''FCG''': WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE ANYWAY?
-->'''PGA''': You Mean Future Me?
-->'''FCG''': YEAH, YOU'RE MESSING AROUND WITH YOUR CHAINSAW
-->'''FCG''': WHILE TAVROS IS ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR
-->'''FCG''': OH GOD
-->'''FCG''': FUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
-->'''PGA''': What
-->'''PGA''': What Did I Do
-->FUTURE carcinoGeneticist2 [[=FCG2=]] 600 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': OK EVERYTHING'S FINE I GUESS
-->'''PGA''': What Happened
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': I PASSED OUT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': FUCKING EMBARRASSING
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMNED MIND, YOU KNOW
-->'''PGA''': Shithive Maggots You Mean
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': YEAH IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': OKAY I'M SHUTTING THIS MEMO DOWN FOR MY PAST SELF
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': SINCE HE'S CURRENTLY LYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR AN HOUR AGO
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE-NOW
-->'''PGA''': Til Then
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Act 5 Act 2]]
* The real reason Karkat decided to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2628 troll John backwards]]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his hatecrush that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.Karkat's spectacular intro also deserves mention:
--->'''CG:''' [[IncomingHam ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.]] [[AGodAmI THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.]]
* Also from the same conversation, Karkat unloading a blistering list of epithets, paragraph long, against his much-despised hatecrush for the first time, only to be ''completely derailed'' by John's cheery "hi karkat!" It only gets funnier from there, leading up to the reveal of said hatecrush.
--->'''EB:''' you mean platonic hate?
* Reexamining the video, John is wearing a spade shirt for most of it. Karkat develops/realizes Kismetic feelings as he watches. Now go to Terezi watching Dave....[[ColorCodedForYourConvenience who has a heart shirt on]].
* [=R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN.=] Just... yeah. Terezi opens the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2629 memo]] to discuss the stupidity of Karkat's plan to troll the humans and it only gets better from there. Karkat from closer and closer in the past keeps on interrupting until he comes over and starts messing with Terezi's keypad. They ban and unban and reban each other until finally at the end:
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: 1 JUST THOUGHT 1 WOULD 4DD ON3 L4ST R3M4RK TO TH1S S1LL1N3SS =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3! =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=CGC: OHH >:? =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: Y3S, YOU SHOULD TROLL TH3 HUM4NS =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: 1T W1LL B3 FUN >:] =]]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2635 This Page]] helped add [[MoodWhiplash some levity]] to the previous page when the audience is expecting the worst.
* It should be obvious by now that any conversation between human and troll will be worthy of inclusion on this page. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2653 This exchange]] is no exception.
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: ok, i will be sure to let my guard down.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: psyche!!!!!!!!!]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: oh damn, that was 9 !'s.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: !!!!!!!1]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: shit!]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: never mind.]]
* John dispatches some imps, but [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2667 not in the way you might expect.]] Following that, John [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2668 examines his room]]:
---> Look at this mess.
---> Will you just LOOK at this slightly bigger mess than usual.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2674 John and Vriska discussing the different roles that buckets play in human and troll society]]. John, as always, is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Completely Unaware Of The Point]].
** The misunderstanding leads John to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2679 kick an imp in the face for carrying a broom]]. Being culturally sensitive is really hard work.
** Following the vein of cultural confusion over pails/buckets, Kanaya is so [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2699 perturbed]] when a bucket falls on Rose's head that she [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2700 covers her monitor in shame]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2694 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose]], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2695 actually exists]]. Later, it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2719 explodes]]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.
* Way back when, Rose and Kanaya talked about a conversation that Kanaya supposedly edited. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ConversationWithAVeryStupidGirl.Txt We finally see it]], and Kanaya ''has'' edited it. In Her Own Way Of Typing.
--> TT: that's me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say.
--> TT: i am the queen of books.
--> TT: I Am Also Infuriatingly Aloof
--> TT: And Difficult To Engage With
--> TT: When Maybe All The Other Person Wants To Do Is Maybe To Try To Be My Friend
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2720 I dare you to find a better reaction face.]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2758 How about the same one on a different troll?]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3008 And again!]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3586 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2724 Oh sweet Cosbytop, you have been missed.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd: EB: excuse me, but spending just a little quality time with my man bill here is not a w8stey w8ste at all.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd: EB: no amount of 8's in words will make that true.]]
* Don't forget to mention [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2725 this]] token.
--> EB: i am the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker wind waker]]. [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff it's me.]]\\
AG: [[{{Foreshadowing}} I know you are, John.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2738 "It is]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2739 the perfect]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2740 crime."]]
* Fans of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' had wanted to see a full Hero Mode Gamzee and but the closest they get is [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2700 this]]. Andrew Hussie in reaction to fans posted [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/herogamzee.gif this]] on his forum.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2732 John points out]] when Vriska accidentally uses [[VerbalTic NINE]] exclamation points. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2733 She is mortified.]] And strangely, she is kind of [[{{Moe}} adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2742 Dave made]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic]] for Terezi.
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: >:o=]]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: D4V3...=]]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C=]]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D=]]]
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: yeah ok whatever you say]]
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: fuckin aliens]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)=]]]
* Dave's adorable hyperactive crocodile consorts make [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2773 this page]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice far funnier than it ought to be]]. It's even better in context: this page was immediately preceded by a page in which Terezi told him he was going to cry someday, but here it's hard to tell whether or not [[NotSoStoic he finally lost his cool]] or [[OnionTears his eyes are just irritated by all the onions slices]].
* Terezi's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYON3.gif four]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTWO.gif part]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTHR33.gif D4NC3]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYFOUR.gif P4RTY]] series.
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: i cant compete with this]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2784 This update.]] You have to laugh at how such a simple phrase, such as, "I will make them pay" (for telling a minor "sekret") is so unbelievably bone chillingly scary when coming from Vriska.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2787 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]] She later [[BlatantLies denies having enjoyed it]] to John... only to immediately turn around and suggest he'd look attractive with long hair.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2790 So a coolkid, an ectobiologist and a troll all join a memo...]] What makes this one great? You can tell that finally, Karkat isn't just being crabby and running all caps just out of habit. No, for the larger portion of the memo, you can clearly picture him ''abso-fucking-lutely furious'' for so many reasons.
*** Dave's reaction right after Karkat's opening speech
-->[[color:#e00707:CTG: ok later windbag]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.]]
** Karkat's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS.gif MATING DIAGRAM FOR MORONS]].
*** And Dave's reaction to it.
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: ok youre by far the worst artist out of any of us]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: and thats saying something]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FAST]]
--> (...)
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: no peeking k]]
** Then you have Dave and John talking about how some of the Troll girls may like them
--> [[color:#0715cd:CEB: i don't think i have ever actually liked a girl before in that way, so i am not really sure what i am supposed to feel or do...]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I EVEN READING HERE?????]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: doesnt concern you dude]]
** [[http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]]
** Even better was this:
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: is that how it went down]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: YES, YOU FIGURED IT OUT! YOU ARE A SAVANT OF XENOBIOLOGY DAVE AND I SALUTE YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY INTERGALACTIC SPACE TENDRILS]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: (THAT'S FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TO FUCK WITH YOU)]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: or maybe it was a guy who rejected you]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: FUCK OFF. ]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: haha wow bingo]]
** Because Dave is completely and totally correct.
** And then matter of troll romance comes up:
--> CEB: what is so different about your romance?
--> CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
--> CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
--> CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
--> CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on
%%* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
%%** Speaking of which... Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.
* Much of Alterniabound is hilarious, especially Tavros disregarding Equius' [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff warnings about stairs]] and pretty much all of Karkat's conversations with the other trolls, particularly Nepeta, Equius, and Gamzee.
* Equius in Alterniabound needs his own mention.
--->[[color:#000056: Equius: D --> Is this where we embrace jocularly, as if we are "bros"]]
* Karkat [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about [[LampshadeHanging how predictable Vriska's dialogue has become.]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: They are........]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IN]]]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THE]]]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[LargeHam FIIIIIIIIRE]][[VerbalTic !!!!!!!! ::::)]]]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.]]
* "You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!" It's even better in hindsight when the explosion's cause is revealed... and turns out to be a ''good'' thing.
* Terezi in Alterniabound has a >:?-sprite, where her mouth is actually shaped like a question mark, dot and all.
%%* The "meal" Nannaquin made for John, and his reaction.
* [[color:#b536de:'''TT:''' Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.]] It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2810 see the damage for ourselves.]]
--> [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2806 ==>]]
* Rose's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2809 conversation with Aradia]].
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m\\
AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!\\
AA: blah [=BL00P=] blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+\\
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)\\
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences\\
AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility\\
AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack\\
AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit\\
AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT\\
AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2819 This...]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2820 Is...]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2821 Motherfuckin...]] '''''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2822 BlAsPhEmY!!!]]'''''
* And now we have [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2825 Dave's chat with Equius]].
** Which turns into [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2826 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk]]. What makes it truly hilarious is that it's basically the only time that the trolls legitimately get under Dave's skin... and it's completely unintentional on Equius' part.
** And on the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2827 next page:]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: im not that strong ok]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: just cause i broke a cheap ass sword doesnt make me the fucking hulk]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Oh]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: what did you go around breaking a bunch of swords too]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] No]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Bows]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Yes]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Sometimes]]
* Since Equius has no towels, he [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2831 dries his face with Vriska's Con-Air poster.]]
* Let's not forget Karkat [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2852 arguing with himself. At length.]]
** Karkat banning Dave and future Karkat rebanning him.
** *JADE HARLEY BANNED HERSELF FROM RESPONDING TO THE GRUMPY SHIT HEAD MISERY ZONE, AND IS NEVER COMING BACK* pchoooooooooooooooo
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2865 It's raining plants!]] Jade's facial expression is what sells that panel.
* The best weapon against Jack Noir besides the Uber bunny? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2892 Lil' Cal.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2907 Jade tries to reach Dave]], but instead ends up talking to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2908 a crocodile who stole his glasses.]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak]]
* John trying to get Rose to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2922 stop acting so dark]] and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2923 act the way she used to.]] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on Heartwarming.{{Homestuck}}.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2924 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2925 Karkat's latest metaphor]] flying completely off the handle.
* Jade's obstacle for entering the medium being a pinata in the shape of Bec
* Jack taking Cal and Bro's Shades for his own...because he killed him and Davesprite. Horrible? Yes. But the sight of a dog-headed PhysicalGod snagging an grinning orange puppet and casually donning a pair of [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]] [[TriangleShades shades]] has to be seen to be believed.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2963 WV lapses back into rudeness towards John]] because [[HypocriticalHumor he finds Karkat rude.]] And then he tries to shout politely at John after his Caps Lock key gets stuck.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3008 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3024 The entirety]] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3027 This]] conversation, but especially:
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: basically robots are in control now]]
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: which is [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news]]]]
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us]]
--> [[color:#2ED73A:GG: whats the good news?]]
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: thats also the good news]]
** And at the end of it all, the Readers/command-givers put unnecessary pressure on her to alchemize stuff, leading to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3033 this]].
* Kanaya [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3045 finally grasps our human sarcasm]]. Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3047 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment NO.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3054 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.]] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...
** And she's...[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3055 completely fine with it]]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Heartwarming/{{Homestuck}} takes it very well.]]
** Then it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3057 turns]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3058 hilarious]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3059 again]] when Vriska shares her two boondollars with Tavros regarding the whole thing.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3070 Andrew]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3071 Hussie:]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3074 Ride]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3079 The final words of those brave Salamanders who tried to fight the Green Tragedy]]: [[note]]To see the sequence, examine the flagpole in the village.[[/note]]
--> "How can shaving cream be so flammable?"
--> How indeed, brave heroes.
--> How indeed.
** The flammability of shaving cream was originally mentioned on [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1485 these]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1486 two]] hilarious pages. It's mentioned again [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3400 here]].
** Then the fact bites [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4105 bites back]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4106 tragically.]]
* One of the salamander's reactions to getting 1000 boondollars from John for a "rumpled head object." Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling'' them--they're unsightly, too! The list includes: Rumpled Head Object, Even Rumplier Head Object, and lastly, The Rumpliest Head Object Of All.
-->'''Salamander:''' oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
-->'''Salamander:''' ''(faster)'' THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE MY NEW RUMPLED HEAD OBJECT, AND I LOVE YOU. ''(salamander is now fast it's practically '''seizing''' with glee)''
* Another one by Terezi and Dave:
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=oops red is how i talk, my bad=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=OH MY GOD...=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o=]]]
-->[[color:#e00707: TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you]]
-->[[color:#e00707: TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse]]
-->[[color:#008282: [=GC: OK >:[ =]]]
* There's something morbidly hilarious abut Vriska [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3109 hitting on Tavros in her own blood.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3025 This conversation:]] [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh I'M A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3098 Luck doesn't actually matter]] >8]
* Jade preparing for her [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3139 christmas alchemy binge]] only to be interrupted by an [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3140 extremely angry Karkat.]]
** Made funnier by how the doodle of Karkat is a callback [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101204022522/mspaintadventures/images/6/6f/Vriskahussnasty.gif to]] [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101211032214/mspaintadventures/images/0/0e/03043.gif these]] [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101212022213/mspaintadventures/images/6/65/03053.gif Hussnasty]] [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101221013045/mspaintadventures/images/7/74/03093.gif portraits]] of some of the other trolls.
** The text underneath the image only enhances the inherent hilarity of the image:
-->[[AC: Karkat cannot be conveyed with a more detailed portrait yet. He is too angry, and is forced to look like shit. Maybe later if he can manage to calm down.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3141 shit. lets be santa]] You Make... [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[BecomeARealBoy Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3170 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3171 Dutton]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3172 Bubble]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3173 Goggles.]]
%%* Jade's conversation with Eridan.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3187 This,]] combined with MoodWhiplash.
--> Come on buddy, turn that [[color:red:0]]_[[color:blue:0]] into a [[color:red:0]]u[[color:blue:0]]!
--> wait
--> No that looks stupid.
--> Oh well.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3227 Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3228 Made even funnier by the following panel.]]
* Jadesprite's constant "BOO HOO HOO"s can be pretty funny.
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005146 Jade]] attempts to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 slap]] her sprite-self's shit back together ...which is then [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted]] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers, and then by Karkat imagining [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out]].
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[FreudianSlip MAKE OUT]] [[ScrewYourself WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: FUCK I MEAN]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE]]
* From [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 [S] Wake]]:
** When Tavros confronts Vriska, she gives him the same thumbs-down Bro gave Dave. Tavros responds by holding up the severed head of one of his host plushes and making the neck-slashing gesture Dave made. Vriska responds by ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice waving around his severed legs]],'' making the same gesture at her waist. The crazy look on her face was just priceless.
** Bec Noir nonchalantly kicking Dream!Nepeta over was [[MoodWhiplash surprisingly slapstick-y]] for an otherwise depressing event. DOOF.
** When Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade]], particularly the last line.
* We finally learn what Eridan's planet was, and more to the point that he spent most of the game genociding the angels which lived there. They may have been his consorts. Nobody would visit his world nor would he leave since nobody would take up killing duty in his place. Oh, and they're tough enough to take sustained fire from a legendary weapon. It's even funnier when Karkat tries to explain how he screwed up and Eridan doesn't get it.
* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction]] to what just happened. Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
* In [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 [S] Kanaya: return to core]], the description when examining the dragonsuit[[note]]\The red thing next to the teleporter[[/note]] is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]]
** And one of the lines from it, upon Tavros' limp corpse landing next to her, [[CrossesTheLineTwice is funnier than it has any right to be]].
--> Adios, sweet Toreadoormat.
** Six panels of her preparing to give him mouth-to-mouth so far and no contact yet. Thank you, Hussie. We needed this after the Gamzee thing.
--> This is not going to be pretty. But what are friends for if they
--> cant smooch each others butchered corpses when the need arises?
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]]. ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is]].'' '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID]].'''
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.]] [[RunningGag Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]]
* The [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus]] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[PersonaNonGrata banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
* This is followed swiftly by John's thoughts on his father's interest in Mr. Foxworthy:
--> Those redneck jokes were so corny and stupid. You secretly suspected your father was mostly arrested by the man's mustache. Maybe he fantasized about shaving the man's JustForFun/{{egregious}} furry lip? This seems like a reasonable theory to you.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005307 BEEP. BEEP.]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005308 Get in the car, John.]]
%%** [[strike: ROAD TRIP]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005312 WE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005313 HAVE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 LIF]][[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=025.jpg DOFF!]] Don't look at the cloud.
* John and Jade's [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005315 latest conversation]], and then they start talking about the possibility that his dad would marry Rose's mom.
--> EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!
--> EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!
--> GG: RED ALERT!!!!!!
--> EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!
--> GG: AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--> EB: KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B)
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005325 HAPPEN 2x...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff COMBOB]]
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005328 Karkat's attempt]] at [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005329 troll dentistry.]] And yet it [[MoodWhiplash doubles]] as a TearJerker. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this]] flash. Especially the roleplay. They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
--> [[color:#5f8101:NEPETA: :33 < D--> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPROVES OF MISSED OPPURRTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*]]
--> [[color:#000056:EQUIUS: D--> That's not how I talk.]]
--> (...)
--> [[color:#000056:EQUIUS: D--> *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*]]
--> [[color:#000056:EQUIUS: D--> *It commands it, do as it says*]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]]
* The transition from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to]] [[MoodWhiplash the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"]] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it CrossesTheLineTwice, it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[TearJerker those murders.]]
* [[color:#004183:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:]] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.]] Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. [[color:#004183:Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?]]
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT]].
* Dead Tavros [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: so aradia just so were clear]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: this is like a hellbubble right]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: yes you figured out the mystery!]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: except not dying]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal]] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[CurbStompBattle one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[PowerGlows glowing]], rushes over and ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks]] Gamzee in the [[strike:crotch]] bone bulge'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him]] [[AnticlimaxBoss over the cliff]].
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]]. [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Jegus, girl]].
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself, which gets [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 taken to its logical extreme]].
* Bec Noir [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 swears off trophies forever. Probably.]] Also doubles as MoodWhiplash as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom... and then he takes, of all things, Cal. "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3551 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]]" [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3552 And then the panel after.]] Jack is still NotSoAboveItAll.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3558 The]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3559 entire conversation]] between Draconian Dignitary and Jack Noir (Sovereign Slayer). Especially DD?'s ImagineSpot. "He says, you mean the very same droll who couldn't manage the one simple task assigned to him, to steal the White Queen's ring from the very same adoring, wonderful girl and master and friend in question? Wait. He says he just means girl. Just girl. You didn't hear any of that. You don't say anything."
* Aradia's conversation with a dead Aradiabot and an unconscious Sollux.
-->[[color:#a1a100:TA: 0_0]]
-->[[color:#a1a100:TA: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face.]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: hahahahaha!]]
-->[[color:#000056:AA: hahahahaha!]]\\
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: just as if you stay in one place for too long the geometry of space surrounding you will become unreliable]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: you may swat the air to your left and discover you have just slapped yourself!]]
* Sollux and Aradia in the dream bubble are good for these moments.
--> [[color:#a1a100:TA: man, being blind is dumb, [[ShipTease can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething]] t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?]]
--> [[color:#a10000:AA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird]]
* Kanaya summarizing Aradia's bizarre sequence of transformations:
-->GA: You Mean
-->GA: Being A Ghost And Then A Frog And Then A Robot And Then A Fairy
-->AA: yes!
-->AA: but it sure sounds silly when you list them all like that
* [[color:#2ED73A:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:#2ED73A:c Scratch]] attempting to be civil to Spades Slick. While Slick is clubbing his enormous white head with his trademark horse hitcher.
-->[=[=][[color:white:You're not going to stop, are you. It will be very difficult to discuss our points of mutual interest like this. I was prepared to go about it in a civilized way, even though I knew very well I would spend the first several minutes of our meeting sitting on the floor while being flogged. I have even prepared a bowl of candy for you, which I know you will enjoy. Courtesy is important, Jack. Do you have anything at all to say? Any form of communication you care to attempt beyond the sound iron makes against my head repeatedly?]]\\
[[color:white:No, of course not.]][=]=]
%%* Slick [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]]. He [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them]].
* Rose's conversation with [[color:#2ED73A:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:#2ED73A:c Scratch]], in which Scratch [[DiggingYourselfDeeper accidentally comes off]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3627 a little]] [[MistakenForPedophile creepy]].
-->[=[=][[color:white:There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures. In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it.]][=]=]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Oh my god.]]
** The conversation [[SarcasmMode gets better]] When he refers to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,]] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant creepily]] [[UnfortunateImplications unsettling.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: You're being creepy again.]]
-->[=[=][[color:white:No I'm not. Besides, [[ICallHimMisterHappy the White King]] agrees with me.]][=]=]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: [[FlatWhat What?]]]]
** The conversation also has a fun [[CallBack call]][[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.]]
** Who could forget this little gem?
-->[=[=][[color:white:Does this worry you? Is there a part of you left that's able to worry?]][=]=]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Yes. [[FlippingTheBird It has been mysteriously localized to my middle finger.]] Could the dark magics be at work AGAIN?!]]
* When he crashes into the private conversation of Rose and Jade, it is as hilarious as it is creepy.
-->[=[=][[color:white:Hello ladies.]][=]=]
** And then [[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image]] makes it more hilarious, with a CallBack with a MemeticMutation.
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]], or both.
** "They all blew away in the--[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572 BREEZE]].
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John]] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend]] is generally [[TearJerker sad]] and a bit frightening, it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an EldritchAbomination, and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere[[labelnote:*]]most likely [[{{Hammerspace}} her sylladex]] [[/labelnote]]and yelling her frustration into it.
** "[[{{Squick}} This...]] [[NauseaFuel this is erotic fanfiction written about the queen in first-person.]] [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels This doesn't belong in the library.]] [[BrainBleach This doesn't belong anywhere.]]"
** "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib." (It makes a bit more sense if you've [[Quotes/{{Homestuck}} done the appropriate reading.]])
* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 He]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 fails]], [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 hilariously so.]]
* Dave [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 is contacted by an Exile for the first time]], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[RuleOfThree The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[LawfulNeutral Terezi]] on.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]]
* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 Her face sells it perfectly.]]
%%* I told her about [[{{Pun}} stares]].
%%** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.]] (Look at the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.]] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.]] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.]] He is holding a note with blood in it.
-->[[color:#2b0057:[=bro. SLOPPY M4K3OUTS. NOW. on the roof. H3H3H3 >:o] =]]]
* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.]] (Banner again) And so he decides to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 intervene.]]
* But the background image of a certain Mr. Cage for Vriska's confirmed death, despite being a LevelBreaker, is a funny LevelBreaker.
* Doc Scratch can tolerate almost anything. Just don't [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 mess]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 with]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 his]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 clock.]] And then, after a resounding "DOOF." of Slick on the next roof, Doc Scratch delivers the conclusion of his lecture to him (Starting [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768 here.]]) Slick is told to use Scratch's [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff deudly firearms.]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]]
* This exchange here:
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: aradia? =]]]
--> [[color:#626262:[=CG: JUST ANOTHER DEAD TROLL, WHO CARES. =]]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: :( =]]]
--> [[color:#626262:[=CG: STOP FROWNING, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD BEFORE SHE DIED. =]]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: ... =]]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: :( =]]]
* Karkat's [[ThatCameOutWrong hilariously inappropriate slew of Freudian slips]] while trying to get John up to speed on things [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 here]] (the first doubling as a CallBack):
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER THAT HER SPRITE SELF IS PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR AS DESPICABLE AS SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH HERSELF TO BE. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I MEAN ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: MAKING HERSELF OUT TO BE. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ]]
** and shortly after:
-->[[color:#626262:CG: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WE'VE ALL GOT FLAWS, EVEN HER ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GIVEN ME ON THIS VERY SUBJECT, SHE KEEPS HERSELF DANGLING FROM A VERY HIGH HOOK. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: SHE'D BE DOING ME A MAJOR PERSONAL SOLID BY MAKING AT LEAST SOME ATTEMPT TO GET HERSELF OFF. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WAIT ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: FUCK ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: wow. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I MEANT LET HERSELF OFF. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: THE HOOK. THE FUCKING HOOK, IT'S A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: /raises eyebrows ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WHAT WERE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT, IT WASN'T THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: what is what this is? ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: IT'S NOTHING, YOU SHIT. IT HAS BEEN THE CONVERSATIONAL EQUIVALENT OF US WHISTLING THROUGH OUR SNORT BARRELS WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: was... ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue? ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: NO, THAT WAS ME BEING WORKED UP INTO THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING CONNIPTION AND SAYING SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY, GOD. HOW DOES THAT NOT BE CLEAR BY NOW??? ]]
* If music counts... the [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix Cage]] [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song]].
* While the big multi-story flash from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11]] is mostly SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments and {{tear jerker}}s, one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update]].
* Before all of the unpleasantness on the asteroid happened, Jade gave Karkat a mildly self-deprecating phrase to use as their chat password. Karkat...blows it a little out of proportion.
--> [[color:#626262:CG: LET'S SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER, IT WAS PRETTY ELABORATE IF I RECALL, OK HERE GOES.]]
--> [[color:#626262:CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, [[{{Foreshadowing}} AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS]] "[[MemeticMutation PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS]], [[{{Foreshadowing}} CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT."]] WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME. ]]
* Jade ''hitting Bec Noir'' upside the head with a newspaper.
--> ?GG: aaaaaa no no no, bad jack, bad!!!!!!
* Gamzee admitting to wanting to make out with Tavros. It comes almost entirely out of left field and Tavros is completely dumbfounded about it. The rapping beforehand is also pretty hilarious.
--> [[color:#a15000:AT: sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES,]]
* Despite being a gigantic TearJerker for [[TheWoobie Karkat]], the 8/2/11 updates manage to be tragically absurd.
-->CG: I THINK I GAVE HIM CANCER.
--> CG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE.
--> CG: SORRY.
* Hussie [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]]. It could probably be a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but the AltText kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
%%* The AltText for [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page]].
* The scary wolf head [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]]. (look at the banner)
--> '''Hussie in AltText:''' Ah-ha! Caught red-handed you bastard. You stop clogging up my story with your troll fanfiction this instaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
---> [[CaptainObvious That was not the right door.]]
* AH's monologue as he sneaks up on Scratch is pretty amusing as well.
--> My heartbeat falls in rhythm with the clock as I draw close to my prey. I leave nothing to chance, for you see it is the most dangerous prey of all, a four foot tall asshole in suspenders who wont shut up. Wait for it, Hussie. Wait for it...
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 AH's]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005974 getback]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005975 at]] Doc Scratch for taking over his narration. Look at how they wiggle as Hussie attacks Doc Scratch! Doubles as SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
--> Everybody is totally fed up with your condescending, self indulgent narrative style. They all want to go back to my slightly less condescending, slightly more self indulgent style.
--> See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia's ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck.
-->Oh don't you flop around at me like that. Are you listening little man?!
* In the flash before Karkat paps Gamzee, everyone in the vicinity 'fills a quadrant' with Gamzee, but gets stopped by Karkat. Kanaya attempts to ashen-mediate between Karkat and Gamzee, Terezi tries to go caliginous for him, and Karkat is later revealed to be pale with Gamzee, which leaves Sollux as flushed. Instead, he has mixed flushed/caliginous feelings, and starts yelling at what he ''thinks'' is Gamzee... but is facing the wrong way, and is yelling at Li'l Cal instead. It's ''hilarious''. Especially because, while everyone is getting ready to face down Gamzee in turn, Karkat comes up behind them and waves them off in truly ridiculous fashion completely at odds with the drama of the moment. He does this with Kanaya hefting her chainsaw, and then Terezi readying her cane. We then get to Sollux yelling at Cal, and Karkat just stands in the background staring at him with an expression that says, "O... kay. Moving on..."
* The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 this bit]] from a few updates back HilariousInHindsight as well:
-->[[color:#626262:CG: JOHN, TRUST ME. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: IT'S JUST A TROLL THING, HUMANS WOULDN'T GET IT.]]
* Andrew returns to his old [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.]] Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, too.
* Speaking of the Act 5 Flash, there's one short moment with Terezi pointing up at the Green Sun, and Karkat grabbing her arm and pointing her in the right direction. Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.
%%* Crazylegs Hussie. That is all.
* Karkat sets up a memo board to talk to Dave and John in. What's it called? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004688 Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory!]]
* The following DeadpanSnarker moment from Dave:
-->[[color:#008282:GC: FOR 1NST4NC3, 1 4M 4 TROLL!]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: no shit]]
* Jade attempts to contact one of the numerous time-travelling Daves:
-->'''GG''': dave! any dave out there please answer me!
-->'''TG''': this is a dave out here whats up
* All in all, each moment Karkat speaks on-panel counts as this. His shouts and expletives, while it's painfully obvious that he cares for all his friends, both trolls ''and'' humans, are both [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments adorable]] and hilarious even when he doesn't pepper them with [[FreudianSlip inappropriate erotic slips of the tongue]] and [[ReactionShot goofy]] [[LargeHam drama]] (which makes even the most genuinely sad and horrible situations [[CrossesTheLineTwice kinda funny]]) - and in this act, he does, all the time. And that's without even mentioning [[IHatePastMe arguing with himself]] and [[TimeyWimeyBall backwards trolling]].
----
[[folder:Act 5 Act 1]]
* The entirety of the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1989 Troll Intermission]] is shaping up to be like this.
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1999 GOD.]] ''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2000 DAMMIT.]]''
** ''Anything'' connected to Gamzee's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2013 MIRACLE MODUS]]. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2014 It's so beautiful]].
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2023 You wonder if you can just...just sort of reach over...]][[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2024 and...]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2037 You only stop when you smell tears.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2045 See? The coin has exonerated him.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2046 What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2047 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]]
* '''[[color:#626262:carcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] ]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2086 computer exploded.]]'''
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2162 This conversation's]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2220 summary.]]
* [[BlueBlood Equius]] strongly believes in the Alternian caste system. [[TheStoner Gamzee]] is of a higher caste than him. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2221 And then they talk]].
** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments all kinds of]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning]] SugarWiki/{{Moment|OfAwesome}}s.
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: bUt [=NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG=] sOmE pIe]]
-->[[color:#2b0057:TC: tHeSe [=MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy=], I lIkE tHeM.]]
** His [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2222 conversation with Vriska.]] Oh god.
-->[[color:#000056:ROBO SLAP!]]
** And now [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2278 his]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2279 conversations]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2280 with]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2281 Aradia]].
* Vriska has built a doomsday device, which [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2206 looks big]] and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2230 particularly dangerous]]. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2231 But then...]]
%%* SHE HAS '''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2263 WHAT?!]]'''
* Vriska ask her MAGIC CUE BALL (whose answers can only be seen by x-ray vision... or vision eight-fold) if she should be worried about Terezi's threat.
-->[[AC:YES]]
-->Ok, little ball. Fine. If you're so smart, then answer this! How is it going to happen!\\
HOW????????
-->[[AC:I WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE]]
::[[IncrediblyLamePun Cue]] the ball exploding in her face.
* The last update Andrew did before leaving for a week begins [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2284 here]] and ends with, uh, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2293 this]]. But it easily overlaps with horror and possibly SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} and/or TearJerker, but really it's just such an over the top scene that it's simply incredibly hilarious in spite of all that. What makes it even better is the aforementioned fact that it's the last update in a week. Andrew's comment in the thread:
-->But I guess all this can be discussed into the ground in the coming week. Over what shall heretofore be known as THE WEEK OF THE GREAT ROBOSMOOCH OF 2010.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2295 Nepeta's]] [[ShipperOnDeck 'Shipping Wall']]. [[color:red:oh yessssss!]]
* Karkat talking about Jack Noir for the first time.
-->[[color:#626262:CG: BUT IT'S OK, I THINK HE'S PRETTY MUCH SETTLED DOWN.]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Settled down?]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WELL, HE STABBED ME ONCE.]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Oh, only once!]]
-->[[color:#004183:AG: Are you sure you should trust him? I don't know if I would, 8ut hey I'm not the leader.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: NO, NO, IT'S COOL.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: HE'S COOL, IT'S FINE I DON'T REALLY MIND THE STABBING, IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WELL OK I'M PRETTY SURE HE MEANT TO STAB ME.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: BUT I KIND OF THINK THAT'S LIKE]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: THE WAY HE GREETS PEOPLE?]]
* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2351 this panel]]:
-->[[color:#004183:aG: Say you're sorry for being a cripple! Wheeeeeeee!]]
** [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even the imp looks sorry for him]].
** Equally subjective was the preceding moment where Vriska built Tavros a tower ''[[KickTheDog made entirely of stairs which she expects him to climb]]'' as well as his comically understated reaction:
--->AT: [[CaptainObvious i THINK THIS, iS,]]
--->AT: [[CaptainObvious pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,]]
* Tavros summoning the power of [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2352 RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. You continue to be sad and alone.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2356 Kanaya's mediation tactics.]]
--> [[color:#008141:GA:Maybe I Should Upend This Load Gaper Over Your Head]]
--> [[color:#004183:AG: No, don't!]]
--> [[color:#008141:GA: Im Still Learning The Interface]]
--> [[color:#008141:GA: It Could Happen Accidentally At Any Moment]]
* The narration when Tavros crashes through Vriska's bedroom wall is hilarious.
** He is having a devil of a time, what with being paralyzed from the waist down and all.
** Your shadow has been trapped underneath your useless torso the whole time! Honestly, where else would it be you stupid sack of shit?
** Everyone knows this because it is in the classic tale, PUPA PAN. Young Pupa flies through the window of a fairy girl's respiteblock, falls on the floor, and has trouble getting up like an enormous pansy.
** Followed by [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2380 this kiss]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2443 Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.]] B<>NP
* Spades Slick is [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2472 not very good at giving sympathy.]]
--> There, there, you blubbering goddamn pansy.
** And on the same page, Gamzee in the background, going HONK.
** Later, Slick starts to [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slap Karkat]], while Gamzee continues to be chill.
* After [[RunningGag many characters]] [[SpitTake are grossed out from drinking something]], Eridan... [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2477 is not]], because Faygo actually isn't that bad. It's just soda.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2480 Feferi revives Sollux.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2482 The reactions]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2483 really seal this one,]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2485 especially Slick's.]]
-->''Goddamn troll kids. Every time you turn around they're smoochin' each other. Makes a man want to stab his own gut and puke blood.''
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2487 Troll Andrew.]] Well, actually it's [[AuthorAvatar Andrew]] wearing [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2488 gray paint]] and [[ProductPlacement another MSPA shirt]], except this shirt belonged to a ''girl'' character.
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2491 How meta can things get?]]
** Uh... Wolf? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2493 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2494 Andrew goes mad with power]], [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2495 and punishes the reader]] by [[FelonyMisdemeanor making them read all the expository texts on troll romance back to back]]. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2497 AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA]] [[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA]] [[OverlyLongGag HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
** And he [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2496 spikes Lil' Cal]]. BOOYEAH.
* Nepeta winds up in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea (LOLCAT).
* Karkat [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2543 sets up a bulletin board using Trollian]] so he can send memos to all the other trolls, but it turns out to be incredibly frustrating and impractical because of [[TimeyWimeyBall weird time shit]]. When his future self signs in to tell him this is dumb, he bans him. Yes, he ''bans his future self''.
** He does it again in his second memo.
---> [[color:#626262:CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]
---> [[color:#626262:CCG: GET TO THE POINT.]]
---> [[color:#626262:FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] ]] 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
---> [[color:#626262:FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.]]
---> [[color:#626262:CCG]] banned [[color:#626262:FCG]] from responding to memo.
*** And then ''this'' happens:
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: HOLY HELL.]]
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: THIS IS EXHAUSTING.]]
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE.]]
----> [[color:#626262:CCG: OK, MAYBE I'LL TAKE A MINUTE TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AND GET BACK ON TOPIC HERE.]]
----> [[color:#626262:FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] ]]609 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
----> [[color:#626262:FCG: NO YOU WON'T.]]
----> [[color:#626262:FCG: THIS ONE WAS PARTICULARLY NAUSEATING IN RETROSPECT, I'M SHUTTING THIS DOWN.]]
----> [[color:#626262:FCG]] banned [[color:#626262:CCG]] from responding to memo.
---->
----> [[color:#626262:FCG]] closed memo.
*** Yes. Karkat from the future (Almost a month in the future, actually) banned ''current'' Karkat and ''closed the memo himself.''
*** Also in the second memo, there's Tavros trying to explain what happened with Vriska, and failing miserably at not making it sound weird.
--->PAT: sHE TRIED TO KISS ME,
--->PAT: wELL, sHE DIDN'T TRY, sHE ACTUALLY DID,
--->PAT: aND THEN, kIND OF DROPPED ME,
--->PAT: aND ALSO WE ARE WEARING COSTUMES,
--->PAT: wOW, i'M NOT EXPLAINING THIS WELL,
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2551 You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.]]
** Immediately prior to that, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2549 Hearts Boxcars becoming infuriated that Tavros will not kiss her and threatening him over it]].
** We all knew it was inevitable, but [[http://tindeck.com/listen/rwje it's still really damn funny.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2577 [S...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff BAHJ] ]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2578 [S] Make Her Pay]] qualifies as several Crowning Moments, but it only becomes funny at the very end. Vriska, after getting the BlueBlood beaten out of her by Aradia in revenge, wakes up in Prospit...only to have [[CrossesTheLineTwice Terezi smack her upside the head.]] And somewhere in the middle of that sequence, Nepeta and Equius are beating up a bunch of underlings and it's really awesome...and then Nepeta [[TheGlomp accidentally tackle-glomps Equius]].
%%* Act 5 is over! What's next? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2626 Act 5 act 2!]]
%%* Sollux [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2073 arguing with himself.]]
* The end of Karkat's final memo, when he says goodbye to Past-Kanaya, due to how casual and used to the timeline-shenanigans Karkat's gotten:
-->'''PGA''': Say Hi To Myself For Me
-->'''FCG''': OK I PROBABLY WON'T DO THAT, BUT ALRIGHT HA HA!
-->'''FCG''': WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE ANYWAY?
-->'''PGA''': You Mean Future Me?
-->'''FCG''': YEAH, YOU'RE MESSING AROUND WITH YOUR CHAINSAW
-->'''FCG''': WHILE TAVROS IS ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR
-->'''FCG''': OH GOD
-->'''FCG''': FUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
-->'''PGA''': What
-->'''PGA''': What Did I Do
-->FUTURE carcinoGeneticist2 [[=FCG2=]] 600 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': OK EVERYTHING'S FINE I GUESS
-->'''PGA''': What Happened
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': I PASSED OUT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': FUCKING EMBARRASSING
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMNED MIND, YOU KNOW
-->'''PGA''': Shithive Maggots You Mean
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': YEAH IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': OKAY I'M SHUTTING THIS MEMO DOWN FOR MY PAST SELF
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': SINCE HE'S CURRENTLY LYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR AN HOUR AGO
-->'''[=FCG2=]''': SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE-NOW
-->'''PGA''': Til Then
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Act 5 Act 2]]
* The real reason Karkat decided to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2628 troll John backwards]]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his hatecrush that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.Karkat's spectacular intro also deserves mention:
--->'''CG:''' [[IncomingHam ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.]] [[AGodAmI THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.]]
* Also from the same conversation, Karkat unloading a blistering list of epithets, paragraph long, against his much-despised hatecrush for the first time, only to be ''completely derailed'' by John's cheery "hi karkat!" It only gets funnier from there, leading up to the reveal of said hatecrush.
--->'''EB:''' you mean platonic hate?
* Reexamining the video, John is wearing a spade shirt for most of it. Karkat develops/realizes Kismetic feelings as he watches. Now go to Terezi watching Dave....[[ColorCodedForYourConvenience who has a heart shirt on]].
* [=R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN.=] Just... yeah. Terezi opens the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2629 memo]] to discuss the stupidity of Karkat's plan to troll the humans and it only gets better from there. Karkat from closer and closer in the past keeps on interrupting until he comes over and starts messing with Terezi's keypad. They ban and unban and reban each other until finally at the end:
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: 1 JUST THOUGHT 1 WOULD 4DD ON3 L4ST R3M4RK TO TH1S S1LL1N3SS =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: 4 R3M4RK OF R34SSUR4NC3! =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=CGC: OHH >:? =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: Y3S, YOU SHOULD TROLL TH3 HUM4NS =]]]
--> [[color:#008282:[=FGC: 1T W1LL B3 FUN >:] =]]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2635 This Page]] helped add [[MoodWhiplash some levity]] to the previous page when the audience is expecting the worst.
* It should be obvious by now that any conversation between human and troll will be worthy of inclusion on this page. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2653 This exchange]] is no exception.
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: ok, i will be sure to let my guard down.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: psyche!!!!!!!!!]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: oh damn, that was 9 !'s.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: !!!!!!!1]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: shit!]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: never mind.]]
* John dispatches some imps, but [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2667 not in the way you might expect.]] Following that, John [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2668 examines his room]]:
---> Look at this mess.
---> Will you just LOOK at this slightly bigger mess than usual.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2674 John and Vriska discussing the different roles that buckets play in human and troll society]]. John, as always, is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Completely Unaware Of The Point]].
** The misunderstanding leads John to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2679 kick an imp in the face for carrying a broom]]. Being culturally sensitive is really hard work.
** Following the vein of cultural confusion over pails/buckets, Kanaya is so [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2699 perturbed]] when a bucket falls on Rose's head that she [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2700 covers her monitor in shame]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2694 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose]], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2695 actually exists]]. Later, it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2719 explodes]]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.
* Way back when, Rose and Kanaya talked about a conversation that Kanaya supposedly edited. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ConversationWithAVeryStupidGirl.Txt We finally see it]], and Kanaya ''has'' edited it. In Her Own Way Of Typing.
--> TT: that's me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say.
--> TT: i am the queen of books.
--> TT: I Am Also Infuriatingly Aloof
--> TT: And Difficult To Engage With
--> TT: When Maybe All The Other Person Wants To Do Is Maybe To Try To Be My Friend
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2720 I dare you to find a better reaction face.]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2758 How about the same one on a different troll?]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3008 And again!]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3586 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2724 Oh sweet Cosbytop, you have been missed.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd: EB: excuse me, but spending just a little quality time with my man bill here is not a w8stey w8ste at all.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd: EB: no amount of 8's in words will make that true.]]
* Don't forget to mention [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2725 this]] token.
--> EB: i am the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker wind waker]]. [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff it's me.]]\\
AG: [[{{Foreshadowing}} I know you are, John.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2738 "It is]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2739 the perfect]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2740 crime."]]
* Fans of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' had wanted to see a full Hero Mode Gamzee and but the closest they get is [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2700 this]]. Andrew Hussie in reaction to fans posted [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/herogamzee.gif this]] on his forum.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2732 John points out]] when Vriska accidentally uses [[VerbalTic NINE]] exclamation points. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2733 She is mortified.]] And strangely, she is kind of [[{{Moe}} adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2742 Dave made]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic]] for Terezi.
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: >:o=]]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: D4V3...=]]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C=]]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D=]]]
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: yeah ok whatever you say]]
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: fuckin aliens]]
--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)=]]]
* Dave's adorable hyperactive crocodile consorts make [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2773 this page]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice far funnier than it ought to be]]. It's even better in context: this page was immediately preceded by a page in which Terezi told him he was going to cry someday, but here it's hard to tell whether or not [[NotSoStoic he finally lost his cool]] or [[OnionTears his eyes are just irritated by all the onions slices]].
* Terezi's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYON3.gif four]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTWO.gif part]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTHR33.gif D4NC3]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYFOUR.gif P4RTY]] series.
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: i cant compete with this]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2784 This update.]] You have to laugh at how such a simple phrase, such as, "I will make them pay" (for telling a minor "sekret") is so unbelievably bone chillingly scary when coming from Vriska.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2787 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]] She later [[BlatantLies denies having enjoyed it]] to John... only to immediately turn around and suggest he'd look attractive with long hair.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2790 So a coolkid, an ectobiologist and a troll all join a memo...]] What makes this one great? You can tell that finally, Karkat isn't just being crabby and running all caps just out of habit. No, for the larger portion of the memo, you can clearly picture him ''abso-fucking-lutely furious'' for so many reasons.
*** Dave's reaction right after Karkat's opening speech
-->[[color:#e00707:CTG: ok later windbag]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.]]
** Karkat's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS.gif MATING DIAGRAM FOR MORONS]].
*** And Dave's reaction to it.
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: ok youre by far the worst artist out of any of us]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: and thats saying something]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FAST]]
--> (...)
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: no peeking k]]
** Then you have Dave and John talking about how some of the Troll girls may like them
--> [[color:#0715cd:CEB: i don't think i have ever actually liked a girl before in that way, so i am not really sure what i am supposed to feel or do...]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I EVEN READING HERE?????]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: doesnt concern you dude]]
** [[http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]]
** Even better was this:
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: is that how it went down]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: YES, YOU FIGURED IT OUT! YOU ARE A SAVANT OF XENOBIOLOGY DAVE AND I SALUTE YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY INTERGALACTIC SPACE TENDRILS]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: (THAT'S FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TO FUCK WITH YOU)]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: or maybe it was a guy who rejected you]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: FUCK OFF. ]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: haha wow bingo]]
** Because Dave is completely and totally correct.
** And then matter of troll romance comes up:
--> CEB: what is so different about your romance?
--> CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
--> CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
--> CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
--> CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on
%%* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
%%** Speaking of which... Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.
* Much of Alterniabound is hilarious, especially Tavros disregarding Equius' [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff warnings about stairs]] and pretty much all of Karkat's conversations with the other trolls, particularly Nepeta, Equius, and Gamzee.
* Equius in Alterniabound needs his own mention.
--->[[color:#000056: Equius: D --> Is this where we embrace jocularly, as if we are "bros"]]
* Karkat [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about [[LampshadeHanging how predictable Vriska's dialogue has become.]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: They are........]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IN]]]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THE]]]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[LargeHam FIIIIIIIIRE]][[VerbalTic !!!!!!!! ::::)]]]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.]]
* "You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!" It's even better in hindsight when the explosion's cause is revealed... and turns out to be a ''good'' thing.
* Terezi in Alterniabound has a >:?-sprite, where her mouth is actually shaped like a question mark, dot and all.
%%* The "meal" Nannaquin made for John, and his reaction.
* [[color:#b536de:'''TT:''' Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.]] It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2810 see the damage for ourselves.]]
--> [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2806 ==>]]
* Rose's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2809 conversation with Aradia]].
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m\\
AA: parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it!\\
AA: blah [=BL00P=] blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+\\
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)\\
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences\\
AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility\\
AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack\\
AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit\\
AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT\\
AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2819 This...]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2820 Is...]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2821 Motherfuckin...]] '''''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2822 BlAsPhEmY!!!]]'''''
* And now we have [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2825 Dave's chat with Equius]].
** Which turns into [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2826 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk]]. What makes it truly hilarious is that it's basically the only time that the trolls legitimately get under Dave's skin... and it's completely unintentional on Equius' part.
** And on the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2827 next page:]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: im not that strong ok]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: just cause i broke a cheap ass sword doesnt make me the fucking hulk]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Oh]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: what did you go around breaking a bunch of swords too]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] No]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Bows]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Yes]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Sometimes]]
* Since Equius has no towels, he [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2831 dries his face with Vriska's Con-Air poster.]]
* Let's not forget Karkat [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2852 arguing with himself. At length.]]
** Karkat banning Dave and future Karkat rebanning him.
** *JADE HARLEY BANNED HERSELF FROM RESPONDING TO THE GRUMPY SHIT HEAD MISERY ZONE, AND IS NEVER COMING BACK* pchoooooooooooooooo
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2865 It's raining plants!]] Jade's facial expression is what sells that panel.
* The best weapon against Jack Noir besides the Uber bunny? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2892 Lil' Cal.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2907 Jade tries to reach Dave]], but instead ends up talking to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2908 a crocodile who stole his glasses.]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak]]
* John trying to get Rose to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2922 stop acting so dark]] and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2923 act the way she used to.]] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on Heartwarming.{{Homestuck}}.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2924 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2925 Karkat's latest metaphor]] flying completely off the handle.
* Jade's obstacle for entering the medium being a pinata in the shape of Bec
* Jack taking Cal and Bro's Shades for his own...because he killed him and Davesprite. Horrible? Yes. But the sight of a dog-headed PhysicalGod snagging an grinning orange puppet and casually donning a pair of [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]] [[TriangleShades shades]] has to be seen to be believed.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2963 WV lapses back into rudeness towards John]] because [[HypocriticalHumor he finds Karkat rude.]] And then he tries to shout politely at John after his Caps Lock key gets stuck.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3008 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3024 The entirety]] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3027 This]] conversation, but especially:
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: basically robots are in control now]]
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: which is [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news]]]]
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us]]
--> [[color:#2ED73A:GG: whats the good news?]]
--> [[color:#e00707:TG: thats also the good news]]
** And at the end of it all, the Readers/command-givers put unnecessary pressure on her to alchemize stuff, leading to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3033 this]].
* Kanaya [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3045 finally grasps our human sarcasm]]. Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3047 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment NO.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3054 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.]] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...
** And she's...[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3055 completely fine with it]]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Heartwarming/{{Homestuck}} takes it very well.]]
** Then it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3057 turns]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3058 hilarious]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3059 again]] when Vriska shares her two boondollars with Tavros regarding the whole thing.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3070 Andrew]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3071 Hussie:]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3074 Ride]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3079 The final words of those brave Salamanders who tried to fight the Green Tragedy]]: [[note]]To see the sequence, examine the flagpole in the village.[[/note]]
--> "How can shaving cream be so flammable?"
--> How indeed, brave heroes.
--> How indeed.
** The flammability of shaving cream was originally mentioned on [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1485 these]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1486 two]] hilarious pages. It's mentioned again [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3400 here]].
** Then the fact bites [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4105 bites back]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4106 tragically.]]
* One of the salamander's reactions to getting 1000 boondollars from John for a "rumpled head object." Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling'' them--they're unsightly, too! The list includes: Rumpled Head Object, Even Rumplier Head Object, and lastly, The Rumpliest Head Object Of All.
-->'''Salamander:''' oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
-->'''Salamander:''' ''(faster)'' THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE MY NEW RUMPLED HEAD OBJECT, AND I LOVE YOU. ''(salamander is now fast it's practically '''seizing''' with glee)''
* Another one by Terezi and Dave:
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=oops red is how i talk, my bad=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=OH MY GOD...=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S=]]]
-->[[color:#008282: GC:]] [[color:#e00707: [=1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o=]]]
-->[[color:#e00707: TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you]]
-->[[color:#e00707: TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse]]
-->[[color:#008282: [=GC: OK >:[ =]]]
* There's something morbidly hilarious abut Vriska [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3109 hitting on Tavros in her own blood.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3025 This conversation:]] [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh I'M A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3098 Luck doesn't actually matter]] >8]
* Jade preparing for her [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3139 christmas alchemy binge]] only to be interrupted by an [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3140 extremely angry Karkat.]]
** Made funnier by how the doodle of Karkat is a callback [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101204022522/mspaintadventures/images/6/6f/Vriskahussnasty.gif to]] [[http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101211032214/mspaintadventures/images/0/0e/03043.gif these]] [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101212022213/mspaintadventures/images/6/65/03053.gif Hussnasty]] [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101221013045/mspaintadventures/images/7/74/03093.gif portraits]] of some of the other trolls.
** The text underneath the image only enhances the inherent hilarity of the image:
-->[[AC: Karkat cannot be conveyed with a more detailed portrait yet. He is too angry, and is forced to look like shit. Maybe later if he can manage to calm down.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3141 shit. lets be santa]] You Make... [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[BecomeARealBoy Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3170 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3171 Dutton]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3172 Bubble]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3173 Goggles.]]
%%* Jade's conversation with Eridan.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3187 This,]] combined with MoodWhiplash.
--> Come on buddy, turn that [[color:red:0]]_[[color:blue:0]] into a [[color:red:0]]u[[color:blue:0]]!
--> wait
--> No that looks stupid.
--> Oh well.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3227 Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3228 Made even funnier by the following panel.]]
* Jadesprite's constant "BOO HOO HOO"s can be pretty funny.
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005146 Jade]] attempts to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 slap]] her sprite-self's shit back together ...which is then [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted]] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers, and then by Karkat imagining [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out]].
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[FreudianSlip MAKE OUT]] [[ScrewYourself WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: FUCK I MEAN]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE]]
* From [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 [S] Wake]]:
** When Tavros confronts Vriska, she gives him the same thumbs-down Bro gave Dave. Tavros responds by holding up the severed head of one of his host plushes and making the neck-slashing gesture Dave made. Vriska responds by ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice waving around his severed legs]],'' making the same gesture at her waist. The crazy look on her face was just priceless.
** Bec Noir nonchalantly kicking Dream!Nepeta over was [[MoodWhiplash surprisingly slapstick-y]] for an otherwise depressing event. DOOF.
** When Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade]], particularly the last line.
* We finally learn what Eridan's planet was, and more to the point that he spent most of the game genociding the angels which lived there. They may have been his consorts. Nobody would visit his world nor would he leave since nobody would take up killing duty in his place. Oh, and they're tough enough to take sustained fire from a legendary weapon. It's even funnier when Karkat tries to explain how he screwed up and Eridan doesn't get it.
* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction]] to what just happened. Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
* In [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 [S] Kanaya: return to core]], the description when examining the dragonsuit[[note]]\The red thing next to the teleporter[[/note]] is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]]
** And one of the lines from it, upon Tavros' limp corpse landing next to her, [[CrossesTheLineTwice is funnier than it has any right to be]].
--> Adios, sweet Toreadoormat.
** Six panels of her preparing to give him mouth-to-mouth so far and no contact yet. Thank you, Hussie. We needed this after the Gamzee thing.
--> This is not going to be pretty. But what are friends for if they
--> cant smooch each others butchered corpses when the need arises?
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]]. ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is]].'' '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID]].'''
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.]] [[RunningGag Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]]
* The [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus]] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[PersonaNonGrata banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
* This is followed swiftly by John's thoughts on his father's interest in Mr. Foxworthy:
--> Those redneck jokes were so corny and stupid. You secretly suspected your father was mostly arrested by the man's mustache. Maybe he fantasized about shaving the man's JustForFun/{{egregious}} furry lip? This seems like a reasonable theory to you.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005307 BEEP. BEEP.]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005308 Get in the car, John.]]
%%** [[strike: ROAD TRIP]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005312 WE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005313 HAVE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 LIF]][[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=025.jpg DOFF!]] Don't look at the cloud.
* John and Jade's [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005315 latest conversation]], and then they start talking about the possibility that his dad would marry Rose's mom.
--> EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!
--> EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!
--> GG: RED ALERT!!!!!!
--> EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!
--> GG: AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--> EB: KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B)
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005325 HAPPEN 2x...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff COMBOB]]
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005328 Karkat's attempt]] at [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005329 troll dentistry.]] And yet it [[MoodWhiplash doubles]] as a TearJerker. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this]] flash. Especially the roleplay. They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
--> [[color:#5f8101:NEPETA: :33 < D--> *STRONG EQUIUS NO LIKE HISS-POOR ATTEMPT AT ROLEPLAY, ALSO DISAPROVES OF MISSED OPPURRTUNITY TO SPELL AMUSEMENT AS AMEWSMENT*]]
--> [[color:#000056:EQUIUS: D--> That's not how I talk.]]
--> (...)
--> [[color:#000056:EQUIUS: D--> *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*]]
--> [[color:#000056:EQUIUS: D--> *It commands it, do as it says*]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]]
* The transition from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to]] [[MoodWhiplash the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"]] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it CrossesTheLineTwice, it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[TearJerker those murders.]]
* [[color:#004183:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:]] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.]] Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. [[color:#004183:Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?]]
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT]].
* Dead Tavros [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: so aradia just so were clear]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: this is like a hellbubble right]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: yes you figured out the mystery!]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: except not dying]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal]] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[CurbStompBattle one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[PowerGlows glowing]], rushes over and ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks]] Gamzee in the [[strike:crotch]] bone bulge'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him]] [[AnticlimaxBoss over the cliff]].
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]]. [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Jegus, girl]].
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself, which gets [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 taken to its logical extreme]].
* Bec Noir [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 swears off trophies forever. Probably.]] Also doubles as MoodWhiplash as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom... and then he takes, of all things, Cal. "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3551 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]]" [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3552 And then the panel after.]] Jack is still NotSoAboveItAll.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3558 The]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3559 entire conversation]] between Draconian Dignitary and Jack Noir (Sovereign Slayer). Especially DD?'s ImagineSpot. "He says, you mean the very same droll who couldn't manage the one simple task assigned to him, to steal the White Queen's ring from the very same adoring, wonderful girl and master and friend in question? Wait. He says he just means girl. Just girl. You didn't hear any of that. You don't say anything."
* Aradia's conversation with a dead Aradiabot and an unconscious Sollux.
-->[[color:#a1a100:TA: 0_0]]
-->[[color:#a1a100:TA: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face.]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: hahahahaha!]]
-->[[color:#000056:AA: hahahahaha!]]\\
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: just as if you stay in one place for too long the geometry of space surrounding you will become unreliable]]
-->[[color:#a10000:AA: you may swat the air to your left and discover you have just slapped yourself!]]
* Sollux and Aradia in the dream bubble are good for these moments.
--> [[color:#a1a100:TA: man, being blind is dumb, [[ShipTease can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething]] t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?]]
--> [[color:#a10000:AA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird]]
* Kanaya summarizing Aradia's bizarre sequence of transformations:
-->GA: You Mean
-->GA: Being A Ghost And Then A Frog And Then A Robot And Then A Fairy
-->AA: yes!
-->AA: but it sure sounds silly when you list them all like that
* [[color:#2ED73A:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:#2ED73A:c Scratch]] attempting to be civil to Spades Slick. While Slick is clubbing his enormous white head with his trademark horse hitcher.
-->[=[=][[color:white:You're not going to stop, are you. It will be very difficult to discuss our points of mutual interest like this. I was prepared to go about it in a civilized way, even though I knew very well I would spend the first several minutes of our meeting sitting on the floor while being flogged. I have even prepared a bowl of candy for you, which I know you will enjoy. Courtesy is important, Jack. Do you have anything at all to say? Any form of communication you care to attempt beyond the sound iron makes against my head repeatedly?]]\\
[[color:white:No, of course not.]][=]=]
%%* Slick [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]]. He [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them]].
* Rose's conversation with [[color:#2ED73A:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:#2ED73A:c Scratch]], in which Scratch [[DiggingYourselfDeeper accidentally comes off]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3627 a little]] [[MistakenForPedophile creepy]].
-->[=[=][[color:white:There should be no reason for you to feel uncomfortable with this interaction. Try to think of me as one of your kindly human uncle figures. In fact, if I were in your presence now, I would offer you candy to prove it.]][=]=]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Oh my god.]]
** The conversation [[SarcasmMode gets better]] When he refers to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,]] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant creepily]] [[UnfortunateImplications unsettling.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: You're being creepy again.]]
-->[=[=][[color:white:No I'm not. Besides, [[ICallHimMisterHappy the White King]] agrees with me.]][=]=]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: [[FlatWhat What?]]]]
** The conversation also has a fun [[CallBack call]][[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.]]
** Who could forget this little gem?
-->[=[=][[color:white:Does this worry you? Is there a part of you left that's able to worry?]][=]=]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Yes. [[FlippingTheBird It has been mysteriously localized to my middle finger.]] Could the dark magics be at work AGAIN?!]]
* When he crashes into the private conversation of Rose and Jade, it is as hilarious as it is creepy.
-->[=[=][[color:white:Hello ladies.]][=]=]
** And then [[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image]] makes it more hilarious, with a CallBack with a MemeticMutation.
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]], or both.
** "They all blew away in the--[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572 BREEZE]].
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John]] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend]] is generally [[TearJerker sad]] and a bit frightening, it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an EldritchAbomination, and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere[[labelnote:*]]most likely [[{{Hammerspace}} her sylladex]] [[/labelnote]]and yelling her frustration into it.
** "[[{{Squick}} This...]] [[NauseaFuel this is erotic fanfiction written about the queen in first-person.]] [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels This doesn't belong in the library.]] [[BrainBleach This doesn't belong anywhere.]]"
** "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib." (It makes a bit more sense if you've [[Quotes/{{Homestuck}} done the appropriate reading.]])
* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 He]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 fails]], [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 hilariously so.]]
* Dave [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 is contacted by an Exile for the first time]], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[RuleOfThree The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[LawfulNeutral Terezi]] on.
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]]
* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 Her face sells it perfectly.]]
%%* I told her about [[{{Pun}} stares]].
%%** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.]] (Look at the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.]] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.]] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.]] He is holding a note with blood in it.
-->[[color:#2b0057:[=bro. SLOPPY M4K3OUTS. NOW. on the roof. H3H3H3 >:o] =]]]
* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.]] (Banner again) And so he decides to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 intervene.]]
* But the background image of a certain Mr. Cage for Vriska's confirmed death, despite being a LevelBreaker, is a funny LevelBreaker.
* Doc Scratch can tolerate almost anything. Just don't [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 mess]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 with]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 his]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 clock.]] And then, after a resounding "DOOF." of Slick on the next roof, Doc Scratch delivers the conclusion of his lecture to him (Starting [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768 here.]]) Slick is told to use Scratch's [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff deudly firearms.]]
%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]]
* This exchange here:
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: aradia? =]]]
--> [[color:#626262:[=CG: JUST ANOTHER DEAD TROLL, WHO CARES. =]]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: :( =]]]
--> [[color:#626262:[=CG: STOP FROWNING, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD BEFORE SHE DIED. =]]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: ... =]]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[=EB: :( =]]]
* Karkat's [[ThatCameOutWrong hilariously inappropriate slew of Freudian slips]] while trying to get John up to speed on things [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 here]] (the first doubling as a CallBack):
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER THAT HER SPRITE SELF IS PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR AS DESPICABLE AS SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH HERSELF TO BE. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I MEAN ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: MAKING HERSELF OUT TO BE. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ]]
** and shortly after:
-->[[color:#626262:CG: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WE'VE ALL GOT FLAWS, EVEN HER ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GIVEN ME ON THIS VERY SUBJECT, SHE KEEPS HERSELF DANGLING FROM A VERY HIGH HOOK. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: SHE'D BE DOING ME A MAJOR PERSONAL SOLID BY MAKING AT LEAST SOME ATTEMPT TO GET HERSELF OFF. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WAIT ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: FUCK ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: wow. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: I MEANT LET HERSELF OFF. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: THE HOOK. THE FUCKING HOOK, IT'S A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: /raises eyebrows ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible. ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: WHAT WERE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT, IT WASN'T THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: what is what this is? ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: IT'S NOTHING, YOU SHIT. IT HAS BEEN THE CONVERSATIONAL EQUIVALENT OF US WHISTLING THROUGH OUR SNORT BARRELS WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY. ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: was... ]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue? ]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: NO, THAT WAS ME BEING WORKED UP INTO THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING CONNIPTION AND SAYING SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY, GOD. HOW DOES THAT NOT BE CLEAR BY NOW??? ]]
* If music counts... the [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix Cage]] [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song]].
* While the big multi-story flash from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11]] is mostly SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments and {{tear jerker}}s, one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update]].
* Before all of the unpleasantness on the asteroid happened, Jade gave Karkat a mildly self-deprecating phrase to use as their chat password. Karkat...blows it a little out of proportion.
--> [[color:#626262:CG: LET'S SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER, IT WAS PRETTY ELABORATE IF I RECALL, OK HERE GOES.]]
--> [[color:#626262:CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, [[{{Foreshadowing}} AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS]] "[[MemeticMutation PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS]], [[{{Foreshadowing}} CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT."]] WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME. ]]
* Jade ''hitting Bec Noir'' upside the head with a newspaper.
--> ?GG: aaaaaa no no no, bad jack, bad!!!!!!
* Gamzee admitting to wanting to make out with Tavros. It comes almost entirely out of left field and Tavros is completely dumbfounded about it. The rapping beforehand is also pretty hilarious.
--> [[color:#a15000:AT: sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES,]]
* Despite being a gigantic TearJerker for [[TheWoobie Karkat]], the 8/2/11 updates manage to be tragically absurd.
-->CG: I THINK I GAVE HIM CANCER.
--> CG: I GAVE YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE CANCER, JADE.
--> CG: SORRY.
* Hussie [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]]. It could probably be a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but the AltText kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
%%* The AltText for [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page]].
* The scary wolf head [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]]. (look at the banner)
--> '''Hussie in AltText:''' Ah-ha! Caught red-handed you bastard. You stop clogging up my story with your troll fanfiction this instaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
---> [[CaptainObvious That was not the right door.]]
* AH's monologue as he sneaks up on Scratch is pretty amusing as well.
--> My heartbeat falls in rhythm with the clock as I draw close to my prey. I leave nothing to chance, for you see it is the most dangerous prey of all, a four foot tall asshole in suspenders who wont shut up. Wait for it, Hussie. Wait for it...
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 AH's]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005974 getback]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005975 at]] Doc Scratch for taking over his narration. Look at how they wiggle as Hussie attacks Doc Scratch! Doubles as SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
--> Everybody is totally fed up with your condescending, self indulgent narrative style. They all want to go back to my slightly less condescending, slightly more self indulgent style.
--> See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia's ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck.
-->Oh don't you flop around at me like that. Are you listening little man?!
* In the flash before Karkat paps Gamzee, everyone in the vicinity 'fills a quadrant' with Gamzee, but gets stopped by Karkat. Kanaya attempts to ashen-mediate between Karkat and Gamzee, Terezi tries to go caliginous for him, and Karkat is later revealed to be pale with Gamzee, which leaves Sollux as flushed. Instead, he has mixed flushed/caliginous feelings, and starts yelling at what he ''thinks'' is Gamzee... but is facing the wrong way, and is yelling at Li'l Cal instead. It's ''hilarious''. Especially because, while everyone is getting ready to face down Gamzee in turn, Karkat comes up behind them and waves them off in truly ridiculous fashion completely at odds with the drama of the moment. He does this with Kanaya hefting her chainsaw, and then Terezi readying her cane. We then get to Sollux yelling at Cal, and Karkat just stands in the background staring at him with an expression that says, "O... kay. Moving on..."
* The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 this bit]] from a few updates back HilariousInHindsight as well:
-->[[color:#626262:CG: JOHN, TRUST ME. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: IT'S JUST A TROLL THING, HUMANS WOULDN'T GET IT.]]
* Andrew returns to his old [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.]] Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, too.
* Speaking of the Act 5 Flash, there's one short moment with Terezi pointing up at the Green Sun, and Karkat grabbing her arm and pointing her in the right direction. Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.
%%* Crazylegs Hussie. That is all.
* Karkat sets up a memo board to talk to Dave and John in. What's it called? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004688 Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory!]]
* The following DeadpanSnarker moment from Dave:
-->[[color:#008282:GC: FOR 1NST4NC3, 1 4M 4 TROLL!]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: no shit]]
* Jade attempts to contact one of the numerous time-travelling Daves:
-->'''GG''': dave! any dave out there please answer me!
-->'''TG''': this is a dave out here whats up
* All in all, each moment Karkat speaks on-panel counts as this. His shouts and expletives, while it's painfully obvious that he cares for all his friends, both trolls ''and'' humans, are both [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments adorable]] and hilarious even when he doesn't pepper them with [[FreudianSlip inappropriate erotic slips of the tongue]] and [[ReactionShot goofy]] [[LargeHam drama]] (which makes even the most genuinely sad and horrible situations [[CrossesTheLineTwice kinda funny]]) - and in this act, he does, all the time. And that's without even mentioning [[IHatePastMe arguing with himself]] and [[TimeyWimeyBall backwards trolling]].
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* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1600 I got]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1601 a present]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1602 for you Casey.]]
--> [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1603 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]
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** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
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%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1371 Jenga!]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1440 Dave begins to]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1441 hatch a brilliant]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1442 plan]].
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1449 ROBO-SLAP]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1630 Rose's reaction when Jade mentions the incident also qualifies.]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2223 IT KEEPS HAPPENING.]]
* Terezi's first conversation with John. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1528 4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4]]. To clarify, this is the ''only'' successful trolling attempt in all the story of kids talking to trolls. Other than that, they only irritated the kids by wasting their time (and being mean to Jade), and quite often ended up trolled themselves. Terezi is the best *glasses*
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1560 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1590 Rose: Answer troll.]]
--> [[color:#b536de:TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1595 adiosToreador trying to destroy Dave.]] It doesn't work.
** One particular highlight:
-->AT: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
-->AT: r U READY,
-->AT: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
-->AT: bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
-->AT: tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
-->TG: dont care
* John's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1684 conversation with Terezi]] indicates that she hasn't ''quite'' grasped human phrasing yet:
-->GC: [=J3GUS JOHN=]
-->EB: what?
-->GC: [=1 4M 1NVOK1NG TH3 N4M3 OF YOUR 34RTH J3GUS=]
-->GC: [=TO 3XPR3SS FRUSTR4T1ON=]
-->EB: you mean my earth jesus?
-->GC: [=1 DONT KNOW=]
-->GC: [=DO 1=]
-->EB: do you have a troll jegus?
-->GC: [=JOHN=]
-->GC: [=W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS=]
-->GC: [=YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW=]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1600 I got]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1601 a present]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1602 for you Casey.]]
--> [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1603 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]
* John and Karkat's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1603 conversation]] about Terezi:
-->[[color:#626262:CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: ok.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.]]
* And this extremely precise observation:
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: i like how you guys have basically resorted to trolling each other, through us.]]
** Immediately afterwards, John [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1604 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]]:
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: oh, he said to give you a message...]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: OH >:?]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=WH4T!!!=]]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=W41T=]]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T=]]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=1N CONF1D3NC3=]]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: yeah, i dunno, pretty much.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D=]]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: ohhh no, we're not going down that road!]]
** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2662 here]]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2343 basically the same conversation]] later on. It's still funny.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1626 So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1651 Davesprite.]] Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1657 Terezi thinks that Dave is actually]] ''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Wheeler]]''.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1788 CD?'s]] hat, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1781 especially]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1782 in]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1783 its]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1784 introduction]].
* Dream Rose knocks Lil'Cal out of Dream Dave's tower. Dream Dave is relieved, and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1757 it looks like it's curtains for-]]
-->[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1758 You're not sure which laws are being broken, but it is probably a lot.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1770 Now what in the hell is going on in here.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1827 Every]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1829 alchemization]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1830 involving]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1845 Sweet Bro]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1846 and Hella Jeff.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1840 The underlings all look kind of put off]] by Dave's bizarre collection of alchemized items. The narration comments that "You're kind of weirding them out."
%%* "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1918 This]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1919 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931 [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter]] [[strike: [[color:red:THIS IS STUPID]]]] [[color:#0715cd:yeah right!]]
** All while carcinoGeneticist (Karkat) looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
** a flashing "HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO", followed by a voice making guitar mouth noises. Yes.
** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[BlatantLies the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1932 End of Act 4]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1933 It'll be a few more pages.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1939 Preemptive strike from Dave]]:
--> TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
--> TG: my face doesnt make sense
--> GC: [=D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3=] ......
--> GC: [=D4MM1T=]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1935 This]] conversation between Dave and Terezi.
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight]]
--> [[color:#008282: GC: [=C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?=]]]
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: yeah thats fine]]
** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1940 slapping Dream John]] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
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%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1371 Jenga!]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1440 Dave begins to]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1441 hatch a brilliant]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1442 plan]].
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1449 ROBO-SLAP]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1630 Rose's reaction when Jade mentions the incident also qualifies.]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2223 IT KEEPS HAPPENING.]]
* Terezi's first conversation with John. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1528 4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4]]. To clarify, this is the ''only'' successful trolling attempt in all the story of kids talking to trolls. Other than that, they only irritated the kids by wasting their time (and being mean to Jade), and quite often ended up trolled themselves. Terezi is the best *glasses*
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1560 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1590 Rose: Answer troll.]]
--> [[color:#b536de:TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1595 adiosToreador trying to destroy Dave.]] It doesn't work.
** One particular highlight:
-->AT: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
-->AT: r U READY,
-->AT: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
-->AT: bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
-->AT: tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
-->TG: dont care
* John's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1684 conversation with Terezi]] indicates that she hasn't ''quite'' grasped human phrasing yet:
-->GC: [=J3GUS JOHN=]
-->EB: what?
-->GC: [=1 4M 1NVOK1NG TH3 N4M3 OF YOUR 34RTH J3GUS=]
-->GC: [=TO 3XPR3SS FRUSTR4T1ON=]
-->EB: you mean my earth jesus?
-->GC: [=1 DONT KNOW=]
-->GC: [=DO 1=]
-->EB: do you have a troll jegus?
-->GC: [=JOHN=]
-->GC: [=W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS=]
-->GC: [=YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW=]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1600 I got]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1601 a present]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1602 for you Casey.]]
--> [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1603 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]
* John and Karkat's [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1603 conversation]] about Terezi:
-->[[color:#626262:CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: ok.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.]]
-->[[color:#626262:CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.]]
* And this extremely precise observation:
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: i like how you guys have basically resorted to trolling each other, through us.]]
** Immediately afterwards, John [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1604 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]]:
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: oh, he said to give you a message...]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: OH >:?]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=WH4T!!!=]]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=W41T=]]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T=]]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=1N CONF1D3NC3=]]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: yeah, i dunno, pretty much.]]
-->[[color:#008282:GC: [=C4N YOU COPY 3X4CTLY WH4T H3 S41D=]]]
-->[[color:#0715cd:EB: ohhh no, we're not going down that road!]]
** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2662 here]]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2343 basically the same conversation]] later on. It's still funny.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1626 So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1651 Davesprite.]] Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1657 Terezi thinks that Dave is actually]] ''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Wheeler]]''.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1788 CD?'s]] hat, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1781 especially]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1782 in]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1783 its]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1784 introduction]].
* Dream Rose knocks Lil'Cal out of Dream Dave's tower. Dream Dave is relieved, and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1757 it looks like it's curtains for-]]
-->[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1758 You're not sure which laws are being broken, but it is probably a lot.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1770 Now what in the hell is going on in here.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1827 Every]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1829 alchemization]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1830 involving]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1845 Sweet Bro]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1846 and Hella Jeff.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1840 The underlings all look kind of put off]] by Dave's bizarre collection of alchemized items. The narration comments that "You're kind of weirding them out."
%%* "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1918 This]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1919 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931 [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter]] [[strike: [[color:red:THIS IS STUPID]]]] [[color:#0715cd:yeah right!]]
** All while carcinoGeneticist (Karkat) looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
** a flashing "HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO", followed by a voice making guitar mouth noises. Yes.
** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[BlatantLies the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1932 End of Act 4]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1933 It'll be a few more pages.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1939 Preemptive strike from Dave]]:
--> TG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
--> TG: my face doesnt make sense
--> GC: [=D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3=] ......
--> GC: [=D4MM1T=]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1935 This]] conversation between Dave and Terezi.
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight]]
--> [[color:#008282: GC: [=C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?=]]]
--> [[color:#e00707: TG: yeah thats fine]]
** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1940 slapping Dream John]] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
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* The entire sequence of the Midnight Crew being commanded to be each other, which steadily gets more and more ridiculous:
** > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1177 SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.]] You are now Clubs Deuce.
** > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1198 CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars.]] You suddenly remember you are Diamonds Droog.
** > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1242 SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars.]] Spades Slick cannot return to being Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1217 HB: Do a silly dance]].
* "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1208 Wait this is a BULL PENIS CANE?]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1209 You flip the fuck out over the fact that this is apparently a BULL PENIS CANE.]]"
* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1258 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]]
* [[color:#2ED73A: Stitch]] says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down. He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right? You say oh.
* Hearts Boxcars spends four hours being swarmed by temporal duplicates: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1251 YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL]]...
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1303 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1304 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]]
%%* Slick's drawing of Snowman [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1296 here]].
* Hearts Boxcars: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1315 Attempt to eat Eggs.]] And nobody changes their hardboiled expression.
* Diamonds Droog having to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1330 resist urge to shout 'OH YEAH!']] when Cans bursts through a wall.
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* The entire sequence of the Midnight Crew being commanded to be each other, which steadily gets more and more ridiculous:
** > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1177 SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.]] You are now Clubs Deuce.
** > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1198 CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars.]] You suddenly remember you are Diamonds Droog.
** > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1242 SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars.]] Spades Slick cannot return to being Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1217 HB: Do a silly dance]].
* "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1208 Wait this is a BULL PENIS CANE?]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1209 You flip the fuck out over the fact that this is apparently a BULL PENIS CANE.]]"
* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1258 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]]
* [[color:#2ED73A: Stitch]] says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down. He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right? You say oh.
* Hearts Boxcars spends four hours being swarmed by temporal duplicates: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1251 YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL]]...
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1303 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1304 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]]
%%* Slick's drawing of Snowman [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1296 here]].
* Hearts Boxcars: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1315 Attempt to eat Eggs.]] And nobody changes their hardboiled expression.
* Diamonds Droog having to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1330 resist urge to shout 'OH YEAH!']] when Cans bursts through a wall.
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** Even the first line of the sequence is hilarious:
--> Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.
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--> Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.
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* Back when the comic was still [[InteractiveFiction driven by community suggested commands]] Hussie's characters seemingly lacking arms was poked fun at by somebody telling John to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5 retrieve his arms from his drawer]]. The response was [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/7 for John to hold a pair of fake arms with his real ones]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/15 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/16 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]]
-->>John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/49 John examining his dad's harlequin collection:]]
-->Sometimes at night you pray for burglars.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/78 This panel after John played 52 Pick-Up.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/56 John: Open large present.]] Oh hell no.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/59 No one will ever be the wiser. Except for maybe people with eyes.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/199 There is apparently no crisis so imminent that will deter you from contemplating idiotic and frivolous actions.]]
%%* An old one, but a good one:
%%--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: you can see me, right.]]
%%--> [[color:#0715cd:[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/174 EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.]]]]
%%** Leading up to that: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/171 Rose is having trouble learning the interface]].
%%** Later gets something of a CallBack when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1406 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]]
%%** Given another CallBack even ''later'' on when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2878 John accidentally gets Jade's globe teleported to outer space.]]
%%** And, [[RunningGag yet again]], there's ''another'' CallBack [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2061 when Karkat and Terezi enter the game.]]
%%** And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2355 here]], Kanaya uses it to get Vriska's attention.
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[[folder: Act 2]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/310 Dave has no time for your bullshit.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/373 Here you can see Rose coming up with ways to one-up her mother. They're all incredibly petty.]]
* John's first fight against a single imp. The best part is that he spends so much time failing that it takes him [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/393 three]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/397 non-consecutive]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/400 Strife updates]] to finish.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/500 "DON'T MOVE OR THE POGO GETS IT"]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/503 There is something weird]] about a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fridge leveling up]].
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/514 This page,]] and the five pages following it. WV is ''not'' good at this interface and poor John is oblivious.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/522 Dave's most puppet-centric chat with Rose yet.]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/611 Somehow, it's even funnier the second time around from Dave's perspective.]]
%%** The highlight, of course, is Rose rapping about it. There must be more of this in the future.
%%** Also, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/609 these]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/610 two]] pages leading up to the conversation.
%%--> Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/655 Here you can see John hiding with an imp, who quickly abandons him in the next panel.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/685 The WV deciding to create a town and declaring himself mayor.]] The city hall is made out of some cans and a book while the rest of the cans are being used as his citizens, who he uses to congratulate himself on becoming mayor.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/710 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/721 WV: Lead your men to victory!]]
* Similar to the bathtub incident, John kills an imp with a large book, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/554 and he levels up.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/556 Then the book levels up.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/557 Then the tub,]] [[BrickJoke which was used to kill an imp earlier.]] The absolute pinnacle of it all is when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/558 the broken safe]] is given a VikingFuneral.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/593 Dave's reaction to Lil' Cal showing up out of nowhere]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/419 TT: I suspect he is preoccupied with the fact that he just had a bucket of water dumped on his head by the ghost of his dead grandmother, who also happens to be dressed like a clown.]]
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* Like the others, Jade is asked (read: commanded) to do something silly, in her case "squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants". It is stated, however, that she has more important things to do. So what does she do? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/775 She squeals like a piglet and fertilizes her plants!]] All while shouting "Oh God this is so much fun!" It's at this point where we learn that Jade isn't quite like the other kids.
%%* The comic where you tell WV to "sacrifice his mayoral sash for more cables" is really hilarious.
* After playing "Hot and Cold" (mostly cold, freezing, ''frozen fucking tundra'') with Jade's Memory modus and getting ''three'' of the wrong items from her deck, we get [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/811 this gem:]]
--> "Congratulations, you advance your matching skill to the new level: '''YUKON HERO: LEGACY OF THE FROSTBITE AMPUTEE.'''"
%%* Dave's chat with [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/829 Jade counts.]]
%%--> TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz
* John updating the gamefaq with a reference to Dave as "sort of this whopping stupid horse butt".
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/948 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/979 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/985 Rose discovers]] the contents of what she thought was her [[LadyDrunk mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.
* The name for John's new Hammerkind. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1068 The Wrinklefucker]]
* When Jade dreams up extra arms to play ''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1026 The Beginning of Something Really Excellent]]'', Bec sitting on the roof bopping along is pretty funny.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1099 Dave completely annihilating adiosToreador's attempt to troll him.]]
-->TG: thats what you see / a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together / radially effervescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine / turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
** Made more hilarious by the ending, that being that adiosToreador blocks Dave at the end of that conversation, which is the opposite of how many conversations with the trolls go.
* The bit with WV's can town was a command, but AR has a completely random freakout:
--> You need to take a moment to wear [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1109 something ridiculous]] before you continue your spiel... [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1110 ORDER IN THE COURT. YOU WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURTROOM.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1121 YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1122 Wave about in a distracting manner!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1139 Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1140 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1141 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1142 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1143 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1144 You release the prisoner. He is free to go.]] Of course, this is only funny [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/956 in context]].
** Even the first line of the sequence is hilarious:
--> Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.
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* Back when the comic was still [[InteractiveFiction driven by community suggested commands]] Hussie's characters seemingly lacking arms was poked fun at by somebody telling John to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5 retrieve his arms from his drawer]]. The response was [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/7 for John to hold a pair of fake arms with his real ones]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/15 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/16 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]]
-->>John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/49 John examining his dad's harlequin collection:]]
-->Sometimes at night you pray for burglars.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/78 This panel after John played 52 Pick-Up.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/56 John: Open large present.]] Oh hell no.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/59 No one will ever be the wiser. Except for maybe people with eyes.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/199 There is apparently no crisis so imminent that will deter you from contemplating idiotic and frivolous actions.]]
%%* An old one, but a good one:
%%--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: you can see me, right.]]
%%--> [[color:#0715cd:[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/174 EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.]]]]
%%** Leading up to that: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/171 Rose is having trouble learning the interface]].
%%** Later gets something of a CallBack when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1406 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]]
%%** Given another CallBack even ''later'' on when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2878 John accidentally gets Jade's globe teleported to outer space.]]
%%** And, [[RunningGag yet again]], there's ''another'' CallBack [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2061 when Karkat and Terezi enter the game.]]
%%** And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2355 here]], Kanaya uses it to get Vriska's attention.
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[[folder: Act 2]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/310 Dave has no time for your bullshit.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/373 Here you can see Rose coming up with ways to one-up her mother. They're all incredibly petty.]]
* John's first fight against a single imp. The best part is that he spends so much time failing that it takes him [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/393 three]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/397 non-consecutive]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/400 Strife updates]] to finish.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/500 "DON'T MOVE OR THE POGO GETS IT"]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/503 There is something weird]] about a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fridge leveling up]].
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/514 This page,]] and the five pages following it. WV is ''not'' good at this interface and poor John is oblivious.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/522 Dave's most puppet-centric chat with Rose yet.]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/611 Somehow, it's even funnier the second time around from Dave's perspective.]]
%%** The highlight, of course, is Rose rapping about it. There must be more of this in the future.
%%** Also, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/609 these]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/610 two]] pages leading up to the conversation.
%%--> Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/655 Here you can see John hiding with an imp, who quickly abandons him in the next panel.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/685 The WV deciding to create a town and declaring himself mayor.]] The city hall is made out of some cans and a book while the rest of the cans are being used as his citizens, who he uses to congratulate himself on becoming mayor.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/710 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/721 WV: Lead your men to victory!]]
* Similar to the bathtub incident, John kills an imp with a large book, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/554 and he levels up.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/556 Then the book levels up.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/557 Then the tub,]] [[BrickJoke which was used to kill an imp earlier.]] The absolute pinnacle of it all is when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/558 the broken safe]] is given a VikingFuneral.
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/593 Dave's reaction to Lil' Cal showing up out of nowhere]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/419 TT: I suspect he is preoccupied with the fact that he just had a bucket of water dumped on his head by the ghost of his dead grandmother, who also happens to be dressed like a clown.]]
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[[folder: Act 3]]
* Like the others, Jade is asked (read: commanded) to do something silly, in her case "squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants". It is stated, however, that she has more important things to do. So what does she do? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/775 She squeals like a piglet and fertilizes her plants!]] All while shouting "Oh God this is so much fun!" It's at this point where we learn that Jade isn't quite like the other kids.
%%* The comic where you tell WV to "sacrifice his mayoral sash for more cables" is really hilarious.
* After playing "Hot and Cold" (mostly cold, freezing, ''frozen fucking tundra'') with Jade's Memory modus and getting ''three'' of the wrong items from her deck, we get [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/811 this gem:]]
--> "Congratulations, you advance your matching skill to the new level: '''YUKON HERO: LEGACY OF THE FROSTBITE AMPUTEE.'''"
%%* Dave's chat with [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/829 Jade counts.]]
%%--> TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz
* John updating the gamefaq with a reference to Dave as "sort of this whopping stupid horse butt".
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/948 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/979 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/985 Rose discovers]] the contents of what she thought was her [[LadyDrunk mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.
* The name for John's new Hammerkind. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1068 The Wrinklefucker]]
* When Jade dreams up extra arms to play ''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1026 The Beginning of Something Really Excellent]]'', Bec sitting on the roof bopping along is pretty funny.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1099 Dave completely annihilating adiosToreador's attempt to troll him.]]
-->TG: thats what you see / a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together / radially effervescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine / turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
** Made more hilarious by the ending, that being that adiosToreador blocks Dave at the end of that conversation, which is the opposite of how many conversations with the trolls go.
* The bit with WV's can town was a command, but AR has a completely random freakout:
--> You need to take a moment to wear [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1109 something ridiculous]] before you continue your spiel... [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1110 ORDER IN THE COURT. YOU WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURTROOM.]]
%%* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1121 YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS]]
%%** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1122 Wave about in a distracting manner!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1139 Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1140 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1141 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1142 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1143 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1144 You release the prisoner. He is free to go.]] Of course, this is only funny [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/956 in context]].
** Even the first line of the sequence is hilarious:
--> Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.
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