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-->''Chester'': "Statement to the Magnus Institute."

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* {{Leitmotif}}: As the statement about the Magnus Institute ends, the theme music from ''[[Podcast/TheMagnusArchives]]'' quietly plays in the background.



Sam asks Alice how she and Gwen can listen to these stories without any visceral reaction, and Alice explains that she just doesn't pay attention. "I just skim the case for keywords, and if it's a talker I hit play and get on with other work. Then when it's done being creepy I process it and move on." She again reminds him to not worry if the incidents are true.

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Sam asks Alice how she and Gwen can listen to these stories without any visceral reaction, and Alice explains that she just doesn't pay attention. "I just skim the case for keywords, and if it's a talker I hit play and get on with other work. Then when it's done being creepy I process it and move on." She again reminds him to not worry if the incidents cases are true.



In the break room, Gwen warns Alice that Lena is planning to make their jobs redundant.

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In the break room, Gwen warns Alice that Lena is planning to make their jobs redundant.redundant, having overheard her talking to someone about expanding the OIAR's External operations.
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* BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil: Much like Robert Smirke in ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', Lena claims the the OIAR exists to maintain balance between various powers in the world. And just like in TMA, it's more "Balance Between Evil and a Different Kind of Evil." Surprisingly, she does suggest there are ''some'' benevolent powers this time, they're just in the minority.
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* AssholeVictim: Darrien is a thoroughly unpleasant person, being rude, greedy, and unscrupulous. That said, as is one of the themes in this series, that doesn't necessarily mean he deserved his ultimate fate.
* BlandNameProduct: Zorrotrade is a pretty clear copy of Robinhood, a RealLife investment app accused of shady dealings.
* CallBack: Lena's brief explanation of the [=OIAR's=] purpose brings to mind Robert Smirke from ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', notably his obsession with balance and usage of the imagery of keeping a great wheel turning.


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* InVinoVeritas: Sam is a bit on the drunk side when he finally confronts Alice about his discomfort over her ribbing him about his budding relationship with Celia.
* MamasBabyPapasMaybe: Celia has no idea who her son Jack's father is; apparently after 'moving here' she had a couple of wild years and was 'in a weird place.' [[Podcast/TheMagnusArchives Wonder why.]] She expresses no interest in concretely determing Jack's parentage.
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* DeadlyEuphemism: "Please repay your outstanding balance or prepare for Personal Adjustment." From the sound of things, Personal Adjustment involves a horrible insectoid monster [[ReachingBetweenTheLine crawling out of your phone]] to do [[UncertainDoom something unspeakable to you]].

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* DeadlyEuphemism: "Please repay your outstanding balance or prepare for Personal Adjustment." From the sound of things, Personal Adjustment involves a horrible insectoid monster [[ReachingBetweenTheLine [[ReachingBetweenTheLines crawling out of your phone]] to do [[UncertainDoom something unspeakable to you]].
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* DeadlyEuphemism: "Please repay your outstanding balance or prepare for Personal Adjustment." From the sound of things, Personal Adjustment involves a horrible insectoid monster [[ReachingBetweenTheLine crawling out of your phone]] to do [[UncertainDoom something unspeakable to you]].

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Darrien has always been poor but is determined to make his own wealth. While at university on a scholarship, he finds a new trading app called Zorrotrade. Taking advantage of its unlimited margins and deposits, Darrien makes some money by shorting and investing in "obvious winner" cryptocurrencies, and while it's not life-changing it's good enough to scrape by. Eventually, Darrien finds a somewhat hidden feature called Personal Projection Short Selling which gives him the warning "These settings are experimental and may not function as intended. User discretion is advised." Since he's basically broke, Darrien turns it on and invests the last of his money into it. The next day, Darrien's friend kicks him off his yacht for trashing the guest cabin while drunk and badmouths him to their friend group, leaving him stranded in France. Darrien is quickly mugged, but they don't take his phone for some reason. After some difficulty, Darrien manages to get in contact with the embassy and while he's trying to get an emergency travel permit, he sees a notification from his banking app and finds that he has received a deposit of £100,083 from Zorrotrade. Checking on the Zorrotrade app, Darrien reads a notification telling him that his Personal Projection Short Sell was paid in full due to "your change in circumstances" and he realizes that this feature allowed him to bet against himself. Darrien schemes about how to exploit this further, first betting £1,000 before picking a hopeless fight, then £10,000 before deliberately crashing a rental car. Each time Darrien gets a bigger payout until he has made over a million pounds. Darrien bets it all, then sends some inflammatory messages to his parents and friends to destroy his relationships and claims several "messed up" beliefs on social media as he walks to a cliff. Darrien jumps off the cliff and wakes up in the hospital two days later. Despite his grievous injuries including an amputated leg, Darrien is excited and demands his phone from the nurses, but to his horror his Zorrotrade balance is now near a negative fifty million pounds, along with a notice telling Darrien that his account has been flagged for suspicious activity and requesting that he repay the balance. Feeling cheated since it wasn't his fault the loophole existed, Darrien tries calling Zorrotrade customer support but is unable to get through to anyone for twelve hours, eventually settling on leaving a voicemail telling his story. As Darrien waits to be transferred to the adjustments department, something insectoid and very large enters Darrien's hospital room and attacks.

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Darrien has always been poor but is determined to make his own wealth. While at university on a scholarship, he finds a new trading app called Zorrotrade. Taking advantage of its unlimited margins and deposits, Darrien makes some money by shorting and investing in "obvious winner" cryptocurrencies, and while it's not life-changing it's good enough to scrape by. Eventually, Darrien finds a somewhat hidden feature called Personal Projection Short Selling which gives him the warning "These settings are experimental and may not function as intended. User discretion is advised." Since he's basically broke, Darrien turns it on and invests the last of his money into it. The next day, Darrien's friend kicks him off his yacht for trashing the guest cabin while drunk and badmouths him to their friend group, leaving him stranded in France. Darrien is quickly mugged, but they don't take his phone for some reason. After some difficulty, Darrien manages to get in contact with the embassy and while he's trying to get an emergency travel permit, he sees a notification from his banking app and finds that he has received a deposit of £100,083 from Zorrotrade. Checking on the Zorrotrade app, Darrien reads a notification telling him that his Personal Projection Short Sell was paid in full due to "your change in circumstances" and he realizes that this feature allowed him to bet against himself. Darrien schemes about how to exploit this further, first betting £1,000 before picking a hopeless fight, then £10,000 before deliberately crashing a rental car. Each time Darrien gets a bigger payout until he has made over a million pounds. Darrien bets it all, then sends some inflammatory messages to his parents and friends to destroy his relationships and claims several "messed up" beliefs on social media as he walks to a cliff. Darrien jumps off the cliff and wakes up in the hospital two days later. Despite his grievous injuries including an amputated leg, Darrien is excited and demands his phone from the nurses, but to his horror his Zorrotrade balance is now near a negative fifty million pounds, along with a notice telling Darrien that his account has been flagged for suspicious activity and requesting that he repay the balance. Feeling cheated since it wasn't his fault the loophole existed, Darrien tries calling Zorrotrade customer support but is unable to get through to anyone for twelve hours, eventually settling on leaving a voicemail telling his story. As Darrien waits to be transferred to At the end of his story, the automated system suddenly announces that it is connecting him to Zorrotrade's adjustments department, department. There's a click, and he's connected, but what he hears over the phone is not human. And as the sound of something metallic and insectoid and very large enters Darrien's hospital room and attacks.
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* DroppedABridgeOnHim: The case ends with Darrien getting killed by a monster that seemingly has nothing to do with the rest of his story.

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* DroppedABridgeOnHim: The case ends with DirtyBusiness: Lena explains that the [=OIAR=] is in the business of maintaining [[EvilVsEvil the balance]] - and this involves sending monsters to horribly murder (presumably) innocent people.
* {{Hypocrite}}:
Darrien getting killed insists he's not a bad person, and then goes on to describe how he made his initial fortune: by a monster that seemingly has nothing short-selling startup companies, helping to do with drive their stock prices down for his own profit, destroying who knows how many dreams and livelihoods just so he could flaunt his wealth to 'friends' who he didn't care about and who didn't care about him.
* SelfHarm: The 'Personal Projection Short-Selling' feature works by having you invest against yourself, and pays out depending on how bad your life suddenly gets. Darrien tries to game
the rest of his story.system by harming himself in more and more extreme ways, until the app suddenly decides to cut him off.
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Darrien has always been poor but is determined to make his own wealth. While at university on a scholarship, he finds a new trading app called Zorrotrade. Taking advantage of its unlimited margins and deposits, Darrien makes some money by shorting and investing in "obvious winner" cryptocurrencies, and while it's not life-changing it's good enough to scrape by. Eventually, Darrien finds a somewhat hidden feature called Personal Projection Short Selling which gives him the warning "These settings are experimental and may not function as intended. User discretion is advised." Since he's basically broke, Darrien turns it on and invests the last of his money into it. The next day, Darrien's friend kicks him off his yacht for trashing the guest cabin while drunk and badmouths him to their friend group, leaving him stranded in France and. Darrien is quickly mugged, but they don't take his phone for some reason. After some difficulty, Darrien manages to get in contact with the embassy and while he's trying to get an emergency travel permit, he sees a notification from his banking app and finds that he has received a deposit of £100,083 from Zorrotrade. Checking on the Zorrotrade app, Darrien reads a notification telling him that his Personal Projection Short Sell was paid in full due to "your change in circumstances" and he realizes that this feature allowed him to bet against himself. Darrien schemes about howto exploit this further, first betting £1,000 before picking a hopeless fight, then £10,000 before deliberately crashing a rental car. Each time Darrien gets a bigger payout until he has made over a million pounds. Darrien bets it all, then sends some inflammatory messages to his parents and friends to destroy his relationships and claims several "messed up" beliefs on social media as he walks to a cliff. Darrien jumps off the cliff and wakes up in the hospital two days later. Despite his grievous injuries including an amputated leg, Darrien is excited and demands his phone from the nurses, but to his horror his Zorrotrade balance is now near a negative fifty million pounds, along with a notice telling Darrien that his account has been flagged for suspicious activity and requesting that he repay the balance. Feeling cheated since it wasn't his fault the loophole existed, Darrien tries calling Zorrotrade customer support but is unable to get through to anyone for twelve hours, eventually settling on leaving a voicemail telling his story. As Darrien waits to be transferred to the adjustments department, something insectoid and very large enters Darrien's hospital room and attacks.

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Darrien has always been poor but is determined to make his own wealth. While at university on a scholarship, he finds a new trading app called Zorrotrade. Taking advantage of its unlimited margins and deposits, Darrien makes some money by shorting and investing in "obvious winner" cryptocurrencies, and while it's not life-changing it's good enough to scrape by. Eventually, Darrien finds a somewhat hidden feature called Personal Projection Short Selling which gives him the warning "These settings are experimental and may not function as intended. User discretion is advised." Since he's basically broke, Darrien turns it on and invests the last of his money into it. The next day, Darrien's friend kicks him off his yacht for trashing the guest cabin while drunk and badmouths him to their friend group, leaving him stranded in France and.France. Darrien is quickly mugged, but they don't take his phone for some reason. After some difficulty, Darrien manages to get in contact with the embassy and while he's trying to get an emergency travel permit, he sees a notification from his banking app and finds that he has received a deposit of £100,083 from Zorrotrade. Checking on the Zorrotrade app, Darrien reads a notification telling him that his Personal Projection Short Sell was paid in full due to "your change in circumstances" and he realizes that this feature allowed him to bet against himself. Darrien schemes about howto how to exploit this further, first betting £1,000 before picking a hopeless fight, then £10,000 before deliberately crashing a rental car. Each time Darrien gets a bigger payout until he has made over a million pounds. Darrien bets it all, then sends some inflammatory messages to his parents and friends to destroy his relationships and claims several "messed up" beliefs on social media as he walks to a cliff. Darrien jumps off the cliff and wakes up in the hospital two days later. Despite his grievous injuries including an amputated leg, Darrien is excited and demands his phone from the nurses, but to his horror his Zorrotrade balance is now near a negative fifty million pounds, along with a notice telling Darrien that his account has been flagged for suspicious activity and requesting that he repay the balance. Feeling cheated since it wasn't his fault the loophole existed, Darrien tries calling Zorrotrade customer support but is unable to get through to anyone for twelve hours, eventually settling on leaving a voicemail telling his story. As Darrien waits to be transferred to the adjustments department, something insectoid and very large enters Darrien's hospital room and attacks.
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[-Gambling (application) -/- self-destruction [voicemail]-]
!!Pre-Case
Sam and Celia are on their first dinner/breakfast date before today's shift at the O.I.A.R. As they chat, Sam suggests that they "just get all of our baggage out on the table now" since dating a coworker could make things weird. Celia goes first and explains that she has a baby, Jack, and doesn't know who the dad is since "I had a couple of wild years after I moved here." She passes the baton to Sam, who goes over how his parents tried to get him into every enrichment program they could after he was labelled as "gifted", but things seemed to go wrong after the Magnus Institute rejected him. Sam couldn't get into Oxford and ended up getting a job at a legal firm in the hopes that they would eventually sponsor him for a law degree, but after a few years Sam had a breakdown during a presentation and was let go, getting a job with the O.I.A.R. six months later. Celia asks if Sam thinks the cases are real.
->'''Sam:''' I don't know. I hope not. You?\\
'''Celia:''' I'm pretty sure they're real.

Gwen barges into Lena's office and demands to know if the case she listened to about Mr. Bonzo's massacre was true and if she is responsible for it, and when Lena affirms that she has partial responsibility Gwen demands answers about why this is happening.
->'''Lena:''' The world is full of opposing forces. Some benevolent, most not. In order for the wheels to keep on turning, all these forces need to be monitored and balanced. That is where we come in.\\
'''Gwen:''' That doesn't mean anything.\\
'''Lena:''' And yet it is the only explanation you're going to get for now.\\
'''Gwen:''' So what? We're the bad guys?\\
'''Lena:''' We are... ''managing'' the bad guys. There should be an email in your inbox. We have another External that needs assignment. It's quite urgent.

!!Case
!!!Format: Customer complaint voicemail
Darrien has always been poor but is determined to make his own wealth. While at university on a scholarship, he finds a new trading app called Zorrotrade. Taking advantage of its unlimited margins and deposits, Darrien makes some money by shorting and investing in "obvious winner" cryptocurrencies, and while it's not life-changing it's good enough to scrape by. Eventually, Darrien finds a somewhat hidden feature called Personal Projection Short Selling which gives him the warning "These settings are experimental and may not function as intended. User discretion is advised." Since he's basically broke, Darrien turns it on and invests the last of his money into it. The next day, Darrien's friend kicks him off his yacht for trashing the guest cabin while drunk and badmouths him to their friend group, leaving him stranded in France and. Darrien is quickly mugged, but they don't take his phone for some reason. After some difficulty, Darrien manages to get in contact with the embassy and while he's trying to get an emergency travel permit, he sees a notification from his banking app and finds that he has received a deposit of £100,083 from Zorrotrade. Checking on the Zorrotrade app, Darrien reads a notification telling him that his Personal Projection Short Sell was paid in full due to "your change in circumstances" and he realizes that this feature allowed him to bet against himself. Darrien schemes about howto exploit this further, first betting £1,000 before picking a hopeless fight, then £10,000 before deliberately crashing a rental car. Each time Darrien gets a bigger payout until he has made over a million pounds. Darrien bets it all, then sends some inflammatory messages to his parents and friends to destroy his relationships and claims several "messed up" beliefs on social media as he walks to a cliff. Darrien jumps off the cliff and wakes up in the hospital two days later. Despite his grievous injuries including an amputated leg, Darrien is excited and demands his phone from the nurses, but to his horror his Zorrotrade balance is now near a negative fifty million pounds, along with a notice telling Darrien that his account has been flagged for suspicious activity and requesting that he repay the balance. Feeling cheated since it wasn't his fault the loophole existed, Darrien tries calling Zorrotrade customer support but is unable to get through to anyone for twelve hours, eventually settling on leaving a voicemail telling his story. As Darrien waits to be transferred to the adjustments department, something insectoid and very large enters Darrien's hospital room and attacks.

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Alice ribs Sam about his date with Celia, leading him to ask her to tone things down with him. Alice is hurt by this but takes it as well as she can. As she starts to leave, Sam asks her is she thinks the cases are real, Alice again states that it doesn't matter and even if they are, their contracts stop them from doing anything about it so they should just do the job without worrying about it.
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* DroppedABridgeOnHim: The case ends with Darrien getting killed by a monster that seemingly has nothing to do with the rest of his story.
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* DistinctionWithoutADifference: Alice makes one for a gaff.
->'''Alice:''' Sounds like you met Chester.\\
'''Gwen:''' Must you name them?\\
'''Alice:''' ''I'' don't name them; the ''universe'' names them. Through me.
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* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: It even doubles as a joke on her being trans.
-->'''Gwen:''' Jesus christ...\\
'''Alice:''' I go by Alice now, actually.
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* {{Bouncer}}: The strip club's private room come complete with its own bouncer to keep out the riffraff. Unfortunately for him, this particular riffraff was more than he could handle.


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* ItWontTurnOff: When Jordan tries to turn off the creepy kids' music, it just gets louder. That's to be expected in this series, but when she goes to call for help it also plays over her radio.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Gwen is shocked speechless for a minute upon reading an account of what she set in motion in episode 10.
* PummelingTheCorpse: Bonzo follows up on ripping the groom's head in half with smashing his body into the ground until it's just a sack of tenderized meat and shattered bone.
* SoleSurvivor: Jordan is the only one Mr. Bonzo leaves alive in his rampage, which, combined with the fact that he also [[ToServeMan left no bodies behind]], unfortunately means [[CassandraTruth absolutely no one believes her account]].
* StagParty: The unfortunate target was at one before Mr. Bonzo showed.
* ToServeMan: Mr. Bonzo apparently believes in cleaning up after himself.
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->'''Celia:''' I would need to sort some stuff out first.\\

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[-Mascot (kids) -/- frenzy [insurance claim]-]
!!Pre-Case
Sam finds Celia searching in vain for teabags in the breakroom, and decides to share one from his secret stash. Sam attempts to ask Celia out and though she's pretty busy, they arrange to meet up after work the next Saturday morning. Celia leaves as Alice enters to tease Sam on having "absolutely no game". Sam thanks Alice for joining him at the Magnus Institute but tells her that he's giving up on his investigation.

!!Case
!!!Format: Employer's liability insurance claim
Jordan's lawyer has advised her to cooperate with the insurance claim filed by her now-former employers at Soho Jack's, who she is suing as a result of the incident in question.
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Jordan bartends at the Soho Gentleman's club. On March 9th, 2024, she hosts a wedding party of middle-aged men. When the groom is receiving his gifts, he's excited to see a "cheap yellow-and-purple kids' lunchbox" as his last gift. None of the other guests seem to know who brought it, but the groom opens it to find cheap merch with the same color palette as the lunchbox and a cracked CD case, which everyone cheers to see. The best man takes the CD to Jordan and asks her to play it on the speakers. Jordan sees the CD's title to be "Mr. Bonzo's On His Way". Jordon never saw the appeal of Mr. Bonzo since she was too young to have seen him on TV, but she decides to not be a killjoy and fetches an old CD player. The music is extremely loud and all the partygoers dance and sing along to it. After a few minutes, Jordan turns off the CD player so she doesn't get a noise complaint from her boss but the music inexplicably becomes louder, even as Jordan unplugs the speakers. Jordan hears a crash and decides to tell off the rowdy partygoers, until she sees Mr. Bonzo himself has crashed the party. The men are thrilled and go to meet him. Jordan is privately angry with the doorman for letting Mr. Bonzo in, until she sees the doorman's unmoving feet outside the door. Mr. Bonzo sees Jordan notice this and puts a finger to his mouth. The music gets louder and the men chant Mr. Bonzo's name, and when Jordan tries to call for backup on her walkie-talkie she only hears the music from its speaker. Mr. Bonzo takes the groom by the arms and spins him around, sending the other men into hysterics until the centrifugal force causes the groom's arms to tear off. Mr. Bonzo then grips the groom's jaws and tears his head apart. The other partygoers try to attack Mr. Bonzo with whatever implements they can find and one manages to cut open a boil, "releasing a stream of thick viscous liquid sloughing out from inside, some vile mixture of putrid water, rotten foam and rancid meat". Mr. Bonzo takes no notice of this as he slams the groom's body into the floor over and over until it's fully pulverized, at which point he eats it. Mr. Bonzo tears through the rest of the partygoers, saving Jordan for last. Jordan raises an arm to shield herself and Mr. Bonzo seizes it and bites her hand off. For reasons she doesn't know, Mr. Bonzo leaves Jordan alive, eating the rest of the bodies before he takes his exit.

!!Post-Case
Gwen is horrified by the case, to the point where she has no reaction to Alice's jesting. Gwen admits that she's still overwhelmed from meeting an External, but doesn't elaborate further. She asks Alice what she thinks their work at the O.I.A.R. is really for and who benefits, but Alice just responds with more jokes.
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* AnArmAndALeg: Jordan loses her non-dominant hand to Mr. Bonzo, though compared to everyone else at the party she fares quite well.
* INeedToGoIronMyDog: Sam brings up this trope when Celia is hesitant to explain why she doesn't have much time to spare.
->'''Celia:''' I would need to sort some stuff out first.\\
'''Sam:''' Water your dog, walk your pot plant, that kind of thing?\\
'''Celia:''' Something like that.
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* TheScream: Suprisingly, Lena argues in ''favor'' of screaming when first meeting one of the [=ORIA's=] [[HumanoidAbomination 'externals.']]

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* TheScream: Suprisingly, Lena argues in ''favor'' of screaming when first meeting one of the [=ORIA's=] [[HumanoidAbomination 'externals.']]
-->''You should [scream]. It really [[InUniverseCatharsis helps one cope with the more affronting aspects]] of the job. [[EmotionEater And they usually like it.]]''
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* {{Hypocrite}}: Gwen comes in late for work and brushes off Alice's admonitions, than immediately jumps down Celia's throat about lateness when she comes in barely a few minutes later. After putting Celia on the spot and chewing her out for a while, Gwen then tries to use [[{{Gaslighting}} workplace gaslighting]] on her, saying she's much more understanding and forgiving than Lena.
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* UnexpectedKindness: Gwen's reaction to Alice getting coffee for her (actually for Celia, who didn't show up) is confused gratitude, showing that she clearly doesn't expect such things.
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* UnusualEuphemism: Gordon refers to the cadavers that his company is disinterring for reburying elsewhere as "units."

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''January 6th, 2020'': Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email correspondence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.
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''January 12th, 2020'': Gordon explains that they've been having to move human remains directly since many of the coffins are too rotten to stay together, and some were just wrapped in cloth. This makes it very perplexing when they find a body that whose skin is in far better condition than the others. On the corpse's back is a "complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon." David, the medical examiner assigned to the project, halts the exhumations until they can determine the body's age, since if it's a more recent addition then they could have a crime scene on their hands.

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Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email correspondence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.
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Gordon explains that they've been having to move human remains directly since many of the coffins are too rotten to stay together, and some were just wrapped in cloth. This makes it very perplexing when they find a body that whose skin is in far better condition than the others. On the corpse's back is a "complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon." David, the medical examiner assigned to the project, halts the exhumations until they can determine the body's age, since if it's a more recent addition then they could have a crime scene on their hands.



''January 14th, 2020'': Gordon asks Alison to get on David's case since he's really taking his time with the body and they can't get back to work until they have his green light. Gordon takes another look at the photos of the tattoo and thinks the inked sun is lower down than he previously thought and there's a shape in the water, as if something is chasing the ship. On the topic of tattoos, Gordon also notifies Alison that a civilian has been nosing into the project, someone with a lot of tattoos including a large snake running up their arm who won't give their name but is apparently an internet personality. They are particularly interested in the tattooed corpse and explains that "the tattoo is an Oscar Jarrett, and that's a big deal to some folks in that community. Something to do with Sutherland Macdonald, whoever that is." This person creeps out the workers but Gordon doesn't want to call the police to remove them since Alison doesn't want to draw the attention of protesters.

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''January !!!January 14th, 2020'': 2020
Gordon asks Alison to get on David's case since he's really taking his time with the body and they can't get back to work until they have his green light. Gordon takes another look at the photos of the tattoo and thinks the inked sun is lower down than he previously thought and there's a shape in the water, as if something is chasing the ship. On the topic of tattoos, Gordon also notifies Alison that a civilian has been nosing into the project, someone with a lot of tattoos including a large snake running up their arm who won't give their name but is apparently an internet personality. They are particularly interested in the tattooed corpse and explains that "the tattoo is an Oscar Jarrett, and that's a big deal to some folks in that community. Something to do with Sutherland Macdonald, whoever that is." This person creeps out the workers but Gordon doesn't want to call the police to remove them since Alison doesn't want to draw the attention of protesters.



''January 16th, 2020'': Gordon offers Alison his condolences for David's death.

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Gordon offers Alison his condolences for David's death.



''January 17th, 2020'': Gordon apologizes to Alison, who has asked him to keep his emails more professional, and asks for authorization to contact the medical examiner's office to ask about the corpse.
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''January 18th, 2020'': Now annoyed, Gordon tells Alison that he's not being unprofessional, and explains that he hasn't been sleeping well due to "weird dreams, shapes in the water and that", before asking her to follow up with the medical examiner again.

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''January !!!January 17th, 2020'': 2020
Gordon apologizes to Alison, who has asked him to keep his emails more professional, and asks for authorization to contact the medical examiner's office to ask about the corpse.
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Now annoyed, Gordon tells Alison that he's not being unprofessional, and explains that he hasn't been sleeping well due to "weird dreams, shapes in the water and that", before asking her to follow up with the medical examiner again.



''January 20th, 2020'': The medical examiner's office has been broken into and the tattooed corpse stolen. Even though he's been anxiously waiting outside the office to see the corpse, Gordon denies guilt and instead blames the strange tattooed civilian who he had seen near the office too.

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The medical examiner's office has been broken into and the tattooed corpse stolen. Even though he's been anxiously waiting outside the office to see the corpse, Gordon denies guilt and instead blames the strange tattooed civilian who he had seen near the office too.



''January 20th, 2020'': Alison tries to email Gordon but receives an error message, as Gordon's email has been deactivated.

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* BeingWatched: Alice gets the impression that someone was following her on her way to work that night. Considering that [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom she and Sam unknowingly released something from the ruins of the Magnus Archives]], and what happened to [=RedCanary=] in episode 1, it doesn't bode well...

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* BeingWatched: Alice gets the impression that someone was following her on her way to work that night. Considering that [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom she and Sam unknowingly released something from the ruins of the Magnus Archives]], and what happened to [=RedCanary=] in episode MAGP 1, it doesn't bode well...



* FalseReassurance: Gordon insists to Alison that the corpse wasn't stolen by him... because [=In5oul=] got to it first.

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* BeingWatched: Alice gets the impression that someone was following her on her way to work that night. Considering that [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom she and Sam unknowingly released something from the ruins of the Magnus Archives]], and what happened to [=RedCanary=] in episode 1, it doesn't bode well...



* FalseReassurance: Gordon insists to Alice that the corpse wasn't stolen by him... because [=In5oul=] got to it first.
* MarkOfTheBeast: A suspiciously well-preserved corpse is dug up with a [[AnomolousArt creepy tattoo of a ship fleeing into the sunset from a shape in the water]] on its back that causes people to become obsessed with it and (probably) killed at least one person.

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* FalseReassurance: Gordon insists to Alice Alison that the corpse wasn't stolen by him... because [=In5oul=] got to it first.
* MarkOfTheBeast: A suspiciously well-preserved corpse is dug up with a [[AnomolousArt [[AnomalousArt creepy tattoo of a ship fleeing into the sunset from a shape in the water]] on its back that causes people to become obsessed with it and (probably) killed at least one person.

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''January 6th, 2020'': Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email corresponence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.

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''January 6th, 2020'': Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email corresponence correspondence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.



->'''Gordon:''' They think they're smart, but I saw them. I know where they're staying. And if they think they deserve it, they're wrong. It belongs to the deep. I'm going to go get it and and I'm going to find it and if they try and stop me, I swear the ocean will claim us all. I can taste the salt and spray. It's waiting in the water.

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->'''Gordon:''' They think they're smart, but I saw them. I know where they're staying. And if they think they deserve it, they're wrong. It belongs to the deep. I'm going to go get it and and I'm going to find it and if they try and stop me, I swear the ocean will claim us all. I can taste the salt and spray. It's waiting in the water.



'''Lena:''' "Why" comes later. For now, it's best you try to process the "what". I'll let you know when I have another liason assignment for you.

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'''Lena:''' "Why" comes later. For now, it's best you try to process the "what". I'll let you know when I have another liason liaison assignment for you.


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* ArtifactOfAttraction: The tattoo on the corpse gradually draws Gordon in until he's completely obsessed, willing to commit thievery and murder to get another look at it to learn [[SeaMonster what's in the water]].
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutherland_Macdonald Sutherland Macdonald]] was the first professional English tattoo artist in real life, though his connection to [[MarkOfTheBeast sinister tattoos]] isn't clear yet.


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* FalseReassurance: Gordon insists to Alice that the corpse wasn't stolen by him... because [=In5oul=] got to it first.
* MarkOfTheBeast: A suspiciously well-preserved corpse is dug up with a [[AnomolousArt creepy tattoo of a ship fleeing into the sunset from a shape in the water]] on its back that causes people to become obsessed with it and (probably) killed at least one person.


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* NothingIsScarier: We never learn how or why David died, or why 'the deep will care for his bones.'

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'''''January 6th, 2020'''''
Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email corresponence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.

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'''''January ''January 6th, 2020'''''
2020'': Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email corresponence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.



'''''January 12th, 2020'''''
Gordon explains that they've been having to move human remains directly since many of the coffins are too rotten to stay together, and some were just wrapped in cloth. This makes it very perplexing when they find a body that whose skin is in far better condition than the others. On the corpse's back is a "complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon." David, the medical examiner assigned to the project, halts the exhumations until they can determine the body's age, since if it's a more recent addition then they could have a crime scene on their hands.

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'''''January ''January 12th, 2020'''''
2020'': Gordon explains that they've been having to move human remains directly since many of the coffins are too rotten to stay together, and some were just wrapped in cloth. This makes it very perplexing when they find a body that whose skin is in far better condition than the others. On the corpse's back is a "complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon." David, the medical examiner assigned to the project, halts the exhumations until they can determine the body's age, since if it's a more recent addition then they could have a crime scene on their hands.



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'''''January 14th, 2020'''''
Gordon asks Alison to get on David's case since he's really taking his time with the body and they can't get back to work until they have his green light. Gordon takes another look at the photos of the tattoo and thinks the inked sun is lower down than he previously thought and there's a shape in the water, as if something is chasing the ship. On the topic of tattoos, Gordon also notifies Alison that a civilian has been nosing into the project, someone with a lot of tattoos including a large snake running up thier arm who won't give their name but is apparently an internet personality. They are particularly interested in the tattooed corpse and explains that "the tattoo is an Oscar Jarrett, and that's a big deal to some folks in that community. Something to do with Sutherland MacDonald, whoever that is." This person creeps out the workers but Gordon doesn't want to call the police to remove them since Alison doesn't want to draw the attention of protesters.

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2020'': Gordon asks Alison to get on David's case since he's really taking his time with the body and they can't get back to work until they have his green light. Gordon takes another look at the photos of the tattoo and thinks the inked sun is lower down than he previously thought and there's a shape in the water, as if something is chasing the ship. On the topic of tattoos, Gordon also notifies Alison that a civilian has been nosing into the project, someone with a lot of tattoos including a large snake running up thier their arm who won't give their name but is apparently an internet personality. They are particularly interested in the tattooed corpse and explains that "the tattoo is an Oscar Jarrett, and that's a big deal to some folks in that community. Something to do with Sutherland MacDonald, Macdonald, whoever that is." This person creeps out the workers but Gordon doesn't want to call the police to remove them since Alison doesn't want to draw the attention of protesters.




''January 16th, 2020'': Gordon offers Alison his condolences for David's death.
->'''Gordon:''' If it's any consolation, he's with the sea now. The deep will care for his bones.

''January 17th, 2020'': Gordon apologizes to Alison, who has asked him to keep his emails more professional, and asks for authorization to contact the medical examiner's office to ask about the corpse.



'''''January 16th, 2020'''''
Gordon offers Alison his condolences for David's death.
->'''Gordon:''' If it's any consolation, he's with the sea now. The deep will care for his bones.
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Gordon apologizes to Alison, who has asked him to keep his emails more professional, and asks for authorization to contact the medical examiner's office to ask about the corpse.
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!!Act II
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[-Tattoo (corpse) -/- compulsion [email exchange]-]
!!Pre-Case
Celia wakes up on the side of a busy highway, and apparently this isn't the first time as she is only mildly annoyed. She finds that her experiment of going to sleep with her phone on her worked and she still has it now, but she doesn't have a signal and has to walk home.
->'''Celia:''' Hold on, Jack. I'm on my way.
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Alice brings in coffee and pastries for Sam and Celia, but Sam is still broken up over having gained no closure from their expedition to the Magnus Institute. He notices that Alice keeps sneaking nervous glances at the door and she explains that she got the feeling she was being followed from the coffee shop, though she didn't see anyone, and admits that she's been dreaming about the Magnus Institute. Alice suggests they get to work to take their minds of things, and as Sam returns to his computer his next case is read aloud by Chester.

!!Case
!!!Format: Email chain
'''''January 6th, 2020'''''
Gordon, a supervisor with Padstow Groundworks, begins an email corresponence with Alison Leshi, a council member from Cornwall, to keep her updated on the relocation of an old cemetery which has become jeopardized by the erosion of the seaside clifftop it currently sits on.
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'''''January 12th, 2020'''''
Gordon explains that they've been having to move human remains directly since many of the coffins are too rotten to stay together, and some were just wrapped in cloth. This makes it very perplexing when they find a body that whose skin is in far better condition than the others. On the corpse's back is a "complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon." David, the medical examiner assigned to the project, halts the exhumations until they can determine the body's age, since if it's a more recent addition then they could have a crime scene on their hands.
->'''Gordon:''' I'll be honest though: I'm glad of the break. Taking up all these graves is starting to get to me a bit. I almost feel sorry for doing it. The waves are so close and getting closer. If I were a sailor buried here, I'd take some comfort in that.
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'''''January 14th, 2020'''''
Gordon asks Alison to get on David's case since he's really taking his time with the body and they can't get back to work until they have his green light. Gordon takes another look at the photos of the tattoo and thinks the inked sun is lower down than he previously thought and there's a shape in the water, as if something is chasing the ship. On the topic of tattoos, Gordon also notifies Alison that a civilian has been nosing into the project, someone with a lot of tattoos including a large snake running up thier arm who won't give their name but is apparently an internet personality. They are particularly interested in the tattooed corpse and explains that "the tattoo is an Oscar Jarrett, and that's a big deal to some folks in that community. Something to do with Sutherland MacDonald, whoever that is." This person creeps out the workers but Gordon doesn't want to call the police to remove them since Alison doesn't want to draw the attention of protesters.
->'''Gordon:''' You should visit the site again when you get the chance. The salt air will do wonders for your mood. It's weird, I've lived here all my life, but spending all this time out on the cliffs, it can still reach you, y'know? The waves crash so loud you can hear them in your dreams.
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'''''January 16th, 2020'''''
Gordon offers Alison his condolences for David's death.
->'''Gordon:''' If it's any consolation, he's with the sea now. The deep will care for his bones.
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'''''January 17th, 2020'''''
Gordon apologizes to Alison, who has asked him to keep his emails more professional, and asks for authorization to contact the medical examiner's office to ask about the corpse.
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'''''January 18th, 2020'''''
Now annoyed, Gordon tells Alison that he's not being unprofessional, and explains that he hasn't been sleeping well due to "weird dreams, shapes in the water and that", before asking her to follow up with the medical examiner again.
->'''Gordon:''' Besides, I want to see the body again. I dug him up, he's my responsibility. I just need to see it. I need to know what's in the water.
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'''''January 20th, 2020'''''
The medical examiner's office has been broken into and the tattooed corpse stolen. Even though he's been anxiously waiting outside the office to see the corpse, Gordon denies guilt and instead blames the strange tattooed civilian who he had seen near the office too.
->'''Gordon:''' They think they're smart, but I saw them. I know where they're staying. And if they think they deserve it, they're wrong. It belongs to the deep. I'm going to go get it and and I'm going to find it and if they try and stop me, I swear the ocean will claim us all. I can taste the salt and spray. It's waiting in the water.
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'''''January 20th, 2020'''''
Alison tries to email Gordon but receives an error message, as Gordon's email has been deactivated.

!!Post-Case
Sam asks Alice if there's a way to mark cases as connected, remembering the tattooed civilian from another case (2: Making Adjustments). Alice tells him there's no way to do that and reminds him to not think too much about the cases. Gwen suddenly bursts in, looking disheveled. Alice mocks Gwen for her appearance, but Sam takes pity and gives her the coffee meant for Celia. Gwen starts to ask if Lena is in, when Celia arrives and Gwen immediately gets on her for being late, to Alice's derision. After some brief powertripping, Gwen heads off to talk to Lena.

Gwen demands to know what the monster she just saw was, insisting that she watched ''SOS'' as a kid and the thing she met couldn't be Mr. Bonzo. Lena explains that "Mr. Bonzo is one of our more obviously grotesque Externals", and congratulates Gwen on not getting killed, meaning "you've passed the first part of your probation."
->'''Gwen:''' What was in that envelope I gave him?\\
'''Lena:''' A name and an address.\\
'''Gwen:''' But for who?\\
'''Lena:''' I'm sure you've already worked that out. But just in case you haven't, keep an eye on the case loads over the next few days. It should become abundantly clear.\\
'''Gwen:''' I don't understand.\\
'''Lena:''' Yes you do.\\
'''Gwen:''' But... why?\\
'''Lena:''' "Why" comes later. For now, it's best you try to process the "what". I'll let you know when I have another liason assignment for you.
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* CallBack: Sam recognizes the description of [=Ink5oul=] from MAGP 2.
* NewhartPhonecall: Chester only reads Gordon's side of the email chain, so we never get to directly hear Alison's thoughts.
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* CurseCutShort:
->'''Colin:''' I know this system better than anyone alive and I ''still'' don't understand how it works! So I can guarantee you that none of those mouth-breathers would even know where to begin with this steaming pile of sh-\\
'''Alice:''' ''<to the computer>'' It's okay, Freddy baby. We're figuring it out, cutie.
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* CallBack: Sam and Alice's investigation of the Magnus Institute turns up many details that are familiar to Archives fans. They find the office of Archi(vist), notice the floors are marked with the passage of many worms, and the final scene itself is being recorded by a tape recorder that was already in the office before they got there. And then the tunnels beneath the Institute rear their ugly head again when Sam drops a key down into them through a hole in the floor and something uses it to unlock the trapdoor out.


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* InterfaceSpoiler: Averted. The episode transcripts usually provide a level of detail the podcast itself can't, like identifying who's entering a scene before they speak. But whatever frees itself from the bowels of the Magnus Institute is identified only as [ERROR].

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* FreudianSlip: In his interview Nigel lets slip several times that he's a prisoner Mr. Bonzo, but as it turns out he means it far more literally than the interview probably took his statements for.

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* FreudianSlip: In his interview Nigel lets slip several times that he's a prisoner to Mr. Bonzo, but as it turns out he means it far more literally than the interview probably took his statements for.



* OnceDoneNeverForgotten: As Nigel himself says, despite a long and popular tenure on Saturdays on Six, Mr. Bonzo will always be associated with the "Bonzo Butcher". And Nigel will ''always'' be associated with Mr. Bonzo.



* SerialKiller: The Bonzo Butcher, a man who murdered people while wearing homemade mascot suits. He had numerous others and oresumably wore them all, but he was caught while wearing his Bonzo suit, so that was what stuck in the public's imagination.
* SpringtimeForHitler: Mr. Bonzo was supposed to be a nigtmarish parody of a kid's show mascot, but bafflingly, he became genuinely popular. At least, until the Bonzo Butcher.

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* SerialKiller: The Bonzo Butcher, a man who murdered people while wearing homemade mascot suits. He had numerous others and oresumably presumably wore them all, but he was caught while wearing his Bonzo suit, so that was what stuck in the public's imagination.
* SpringtimeForHitler: Mr. Bonzo was supposed to be a nigtmarish nightmarish parody of a kid's show mascot, but bafflingly, he became genuinely popular. At least, until the Bonzo Butcher.
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* CorruptedCharacterCopy: Mr Bonzo is this to Series/MrBlobby, with many of the details of his story being directly lifted. Both were intended as a minor, intentionally disturbing parody character, who they claimed to be a beloved children's entertainer for a segment where they pranked unknowing celebrities, that unexpectedly exploded in popularity (despite also terrifying large portions of the audience) and [[BreakOutCharacter thus gained a much-increased role]], to the point of even releasing a hit single and nearly having an amusement park created. Of course (as far as we know) Mr Blobby didn't become a murderous eldritch horror that imprisoned its creator. Even the show version of Mr Benzo seems to have taken a more actively antagonistic role towards the guests and the host (with it eventually replacing the original comedy antagonist [[MeanBoss Mr Six]], who was supposed to be trapping Nigel in the dungeon), rather than just being an annoying pest like Mr Blobby.

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* CorruptedCharacterCopy: Mr Bonzo is this to Series/MrBlobby, with many of the details of his story being directly lifted. Both were intended as a minor, intentionally disturbing parody character, who they claimed to be a beloved children's entertainer for a segment where they pranked unknowing celebrities, that unexpectedly exploded in popularity (despite also terrifying large portions of the audience) and [[BreakOutCharacter thus gained a much-increased role]], to the point of even releasing a hit single and nearly having an amusement park created. Of course (as far as we know) Mr Blobby didn't become a murderous eldritch horror that imprisoned its creator. Even the show version of Mr Benzo Bonzo seems to have taken a more actively antagonistic role towards the guests and the host (with it eventually replacing the original comedy antagonist [[MeanBoss Mr Six]], who was supposed to be trapping Nigel in the dungeon), rather than just being an annoying pest like Mr Blobby.

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