History Recap / TheInternsS9E11

Phil's patient is a young attractive woman... who, for some reason, has absolutely no interest to sex. Phil considers this to be weird, and asks Kupitman for help. Kupitman agrees, only to immediately start flirting with a patient. To shut him up, she reveals that she's not asexual, it was just her ill-fated attempt to spark Phil's interest. Kupitman, intrigued by how it may work out, agrees to keep her secret. Unfortunately, Phil misses all the clues and forces her to attend all spectrum of tests. Phil checks results of his patient's tests, and it turns out that she's... pregnant. If she had no sex for six years as she and Kupitman claims, it may only meant one of two things: either she's pregnant from God... or she simply lied. Phil confronts the patient on her behaviour, but as soon as he hears about pregnancy, she loses interest to him, realising that it's from one of her old boyfriends, whom she may now force into marriage.

Gleb's patient rejects him and insists on "more experienced" doctor. Gleb points what the only "more experienced" doctor here is Bykov, and, when patient insists on calling him then, says what Bykov is "too busy". However, the patient then points what they may ask the Chief Doctor instead (which is not an option). Not being able to ask the real Bykov, Gleb asks Lobanov to impersonate him -- the patient doesn't know how Bykov really looks like, so all he needs is a pair of glasses, clean coat and new badge. Semyon also promises to "personally curate" Gleb's work. But Kisegach learns about Lobanov impersonating Bykov, and asks him to play him on important meeting with her investors. But when Lobanov learns that he's about to "agree" to treat VIP patients for free from Bykov's name, he backs out; to Kisegach he says that she can't even punish him without making Bykov know, which would backfire ''on her''. Then Lobanov gets confronted by the patient on ''still'' not being treated (he's about to go complain to Kisegach), and Lobanov defuses the situation by yelling on Gleb, Bykov-style, and ordering him to go to his patient at once. Gleb compliments him on good impersonation... and suggests to return to his old self, since he resembles a real Bykov way too much for comfort.

Bykov plans to play his new video game (some new one about Franchise/{{Batman}}), and wants no interns near him for the rest of the day: they would ruin the fun. But Polina is unaware of this, due to being late to work. Semyon exploits this at first opportunity and sends her to Bykov, as a prank. But Bykov learns who had sent her, and punishes them both with a night shift. -- which they would serve together. Polina later gets asked for help by Gleb (who doesn't know what to do with his patient), and Polina, thinking that she has nothing left to lose, agrees to ask -- only to get a second night shift; then Bykov remembers that she'd asked for different problem the first time, and, after learning about Gleb, punishes him too. Later she tries to send Phil instead, but he refuses, stating that he prefers quiet Bykov to angry Bykov at any time of a day. Polina confronts Bykov again, and gets punished with two more shifts, plus one for Phil, just because. Polina is now on the verge of becoming an outcast again, due to causing the problems to everyone, but she come with a solution: if they cooperate and annoy Bykov enough, he would let them go just to stay alone with his game for once. While it nearly costs them ''fifteen'' shifts, ultimately the plan works.

* CasanovaWannabe: Even without Phil's patient being romantically interested in Phil, Kupitman's flirting attempts with her were so blatant, his chance at success was slim at best.

* DirtyOldMan: Phil suspects what something may be wrong with his [[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} asexual patient]] (due to her being very young and beautiful, yet never having sex within six years), and asks Kupitman for help. Kupitman immediately jumps at opportunity to (rather blatantly) flirt with her, despite being twice her age (and looking even older).

* KickTheDog: Semyon exploits Polina's unawareness about Bykov's order to not disturb him, and sends her to him with her work-related questions (expecting her to become a victim of Bykov's wrath). This backfires because once Bykov learns about Lobanov's involvement, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he punished them both]]... by forcing them to stay on night shift ''together''.

* PlayingHardToGet: Phil's patient (a beautiful young woman) introduces herself as asexual; Phil presumes that something must be wrong, and asks [[DirtyOldMan Kupitman]] for help. [[SubvertedTrope Except, as Kupitman learns, she is not asexual at all]]; she likes Phil, and this was her attempt to spark his interest in her.

Bykov plans to play his new videogame (some new one about Franchise/{{Batman}}), and wants no interns near him for the rest of the day: they would ruin the fun.

Phil's patient is a young attractive woman... who is, for some reason, has absolutely no interest to sex. Phil considers this weird, and asks Kupitman for help.

Gleb's patient rejects him and insists on "more experienced" doctor. Gleb points what the only "more experienced" doctor here is Bykov, and, when patient insists on calling him then, says what Bykov is "too busy". However, the patient then points what they may ask the Chief Doctor instead (which is not an option). It seems what Gleb needs plan "B".

Polina is late to work, and due to this is unaware about Bykov's order to not disturb him. Semyon exploits this at first opportunity and sends Polina to Bykov. Unfortunately for Semyon, Bykov learns what it was Semyon who sent Polina, and punishes ''both''... by forcing them to work a night shift together.

Since Gleb can't ask real Bykov, he asks Lobanov to impersonate Bykov (fortunately, the patient doesn't know Bykov in person, so only thing Lobanov needs is a pair of glasses, new badge and clean coat), and assure the patient of Gleb's competence. Just to kill the last suspicions, Semyon promises to personally curate Gleb's work.

Kupitman agrees to help Phil, but immediately uses this opportunity to start flirting with the patient. To shut him up, the patient reveals the truth: she is not asexual at all, and all of this was her ill-fated attempt to spark Phil's interest in her. Kupitman, out of interest in how it would end, agrees to keep it secret. Unfortunately for patient, Phil still misses all the clues and forces her to attend full spectrum of tests.

Gleb just doesn't know what to do with his patient, and asksPolina for help. Polina doesn't know either, but since she is already punished, she may as well ask Bykov: it's not like she has something to lose, right? Bykov gives her a ''second'' night shift, but then remembers what the first time, she asked about a ''different'' problem. When he learns what this time she was sent by Gleb, Bykov punishes him as well.

Kisegach learns about Lobanov impersonating Bykov (when he talked to Gleb's patient, asking him to wait a bit more), but agrees to let it slide... on condition what he would pretend to be Bykov a bit longer: she has an important meeting with investors to attend, and can't risk bring the real Bykov here, so Semyon may impersonate him here as well. Investor suggests to install a new windows ("for free"), and expects what his men would be treated in the VIP wards (again, for free). Unfortunately, Lobanov realises ''what'' Bykov would do with him if he finds out, and he acts "in character", and refuses them. When confronted by Kisegach, he points out what Bykov would react ''very'' negatively to Semyon impersonating him; and if she tries to ask the real Bykov, she would be chewed on ''both'' original plan ''and'' her failed impersonation attempt. Kisegach had nothing to counter his position.

Polina tries to ask Phil for help, but he refuses, stating what while he dislikes Bykov's behaviour, he prefers quiet Bykov to angry Bykov at any time of a day. Polina confronts Bykov on his regard... and receives two shifts more, plus one for Phil.

Meanwhile, Phil checks the results of his patient's tests, and it turns out what... she's pregnant. If she had no sex for six years as she and Kupitman claims, it may only mean one of the two things: either she's pregnant from God... or she simply lied to Phil in the first place. Phil confronts his patient on her behaviour, but she instantly loses interest in him when learns about pregnancy, since she realises it must be from one of her old boyfriends, and sees an opportunity to force one of them into marriage.

Lobanov gets confronted by Gleb's patient on ''still'' not being treated (he is on the edge of going to Kisegach), and Lobanov, to defuse the situation, yells on Gleb, Bykov-style, and orders him to go to his patient at once. Gleb compliments him on good impersonation... and suggests to return back to his own self, since he becomes too similar to real Bykov for comfort.

Polina is on the verge of becoming an outcast again, due to causing problems to everyone, but she suggests the solution: they may cooperate and disturb Bykov so much, he would let them go just to be left alone for once. While it nearly costs them ''fifteen'' shifts, ultimately it works.

* DiggingYourselfDeeper: When Bykov calls Polina out on distracting him, which resulted in him losing a life in his new game, and reminds her what he specifically ordered to ''not'' disturb him, she counters it by being late to work and missing this order. Bykov then [[LampshadeHanging points out]] what by this she only makes her situation worse.

* DumbassHasAPoint: When confronted by Kisegach about his refusal to play along in her plan, Lobanov points out what Bykov would not react kindly on this plan if he finds out; and only other option she has is to go to real Bykov, who would chew her out on ''both'' being distracted ''and'' her plan. Kisegach [[LampshadeHanging was genuinely surprised]] how smart Semyon's logic is.
* GuiltByAssociationGag: Bykov orders to not disturb him, so he may play videogames; Phil, while considering this to be immature at best, still prefers quiet playing Bykov to angry yelling Bykov. Polina tries to confront Bykov anyway (being punished [[RuleOfThree even more]], and once she mentions Phil considering Bykov's behaviour to be bad as well, Bykov punishes him, too, just because.

** Semyon tries to make fun out of Polina, and sent her to Bykov (who specifically ordered to not disturb him, of which Polina was unaware). When confronted by Bykov, Polina reveals Semyon's involvement, which results in them ''both'' being punished (her for being late and disturbing Bykov, and Lobanov for orchestrating all this).
** {{Invoked|Trope}} by Polina as her plan how to free herself and other interns from (undeserved) night shifts; since Bykov (unfairly) punished them with night shift, they should do what they are intended to do -- stay in on-call room and and "work". What is it? It disturbs Bykov? Too bad; had he freed them from night shifts (and apologised), they could have leaved, but otherwise... Bykov reluctantly accepts defeat and lifts their punishment.
* HonorableMarriageProposal: {{Inverted|Trope}}. Phil's patient instantly loses interest in him when she realises she's pregnant from one of her old boyfriends (she doesn't know yet from whom), intending to marry one of them instead.
* ImprobableAge: Gleb's plot gets kickstarted by his patient refusing to believe what Gleb can be as experienced as he claims at such young age. He is actually right (Gleb is only an intern), but unfortunately, Gleb simply can't ask anyone else (''especially'' Bykov), and must find a workaround.
* KickTheDog: Semyon exploits Polina's unawareness about Bykov's order to not disturb him, and sends her to him with her work-related questions (expecting her to become victim of Bykov's wrath). This backfires because once Bykov learned about Lobanov's involvement, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he punished them both]]... by forcing them to stay on night shift ''together''.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Instead of helping Polina, Lobanov sends her to Bykov in attempt to cause her being punished. This results in them ''both'' being punished... by being forced to serve a night shift ''together''.
* MetaphoricallyTrue: When Gleb says to his patient what Bykov is "too busy" to treat him, he's not lying; he just omitted the part what Bykov is busy ''with his new videogame''.
* MysticalPregnancy: When Phil learns what his patient ([[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} maintains six years-long celibacy]]... or so she claims) patient is pregnant, Kupitman jokingly suggested what she may be pregnant from God, like [[Literature/TheBible in one case two thousand years ago]]. Phil at first fell for it, then realised what it was sarcasm.
* PlayingHardToGet: Phil's patient (beautiful young woman) introduces herself as asexual; Phil presumes what something must be wrong, and asks [[DirtyOldMan Kupitman]] for help. [[SubvertedTrope Except, as Kupitman learns, she is not asexual at all]]; she likes Phil, and this was her attempt to spark his interest in her.

* TemptingFate: Gleb tries to ask Polina for help, but since she has no idea about his situation, they decide to send Polina to Bykov, expecting what situation can't become worse. Not only Bykov punishes Polina with ''second'' night shift, he also punishes Gleb.

Bykov plans to play his new videogame (some new one about Franchise/{{Batman}}), and want no interns near him for the rest of day: they would ruin the fun.

Phil's patient is young attractive woman... who for some reason just not interested in sex, at all. Phil considers this weird, and asks Kupitman for help.

Gleb's patient insists on "more experienced" doctor. Gleb tried to assure him what only "more experienced" doctor here is Bykov, and on patient's attempt to call him, then, pointed what Bykov is "too busy". Patient then pointed out what he may ask Chief Doctor then. Gleb needs plan "B".

Polina is late to work, and due to this is unaware about Bykov's order to not disturb him. Semyon exploited this at first opportunity and sent Polina to him. Unfortunately, for Semyon, Bykov, once learned about Lobanov's involvement, punished them ''both''... by forcing them to serve night shift together.

Since Gleb can't ask Bykov, he asked Lobanov to impersonate Bykov (fortunately, guy never have seen Bykov in person, so only thing Lobanov needs is pair of glasses, new badge and clan coat), and assure patient of Gleb's competence. Just to kill last suspicions, he promised to personally curate Gleb's work.

Kupitman agreed to help Phil, but immediately used this opportunity to start flirting with his patient. To shut him up, she revealed the truth: she is not asexual at all, and all this was her ill-fated attempt to spark Phil's interest in her. Kupitman, out of interest in how it would end, agreed to keep it secret. Unfortunately for patient, Phil still didn't get it and forced her to attend full spectrum of tests.

Gleb just doesn't know what to do with his patient, and asked Polina for help. Polina doesn't know either, but since she is already punished, she may as well ask Bykov. Bykov gave her second night shift, but then remembered what first time, she asked about ''different'' problem. Once learned about her being sent by Gleb, he punished him, too.

Kisegach learns about Lobanov's "Bykov" facade (when he talked to Gleb's patient, asking him to wait a bit more), but agrees to let it slide... on condition what he would pretend to be Bykov a bit longer: she has important meeting with investors to attend, and can't bring real Bykov here, so Semyon may impersonate him here as well. Investor suggests to install new windows ("for free"), and expects what his men would be cure in VIP wards (again, for free). Unfortunately, Lobanov realised ''what'' Bykov would do with him if he finds out, and he act "in character", and refused them. When confronted by Kisegach, he pointed out what only option she has is to ask real Bykov, who would react ''very'' negatively on being distracted, let along on being distracted because of [[BerserkButton VIP patients]]. Kisegach had nothing to counter his position.

Polina tried to ask Phil for help, but he refused to act, stating what while he dislikes Bykov's behaviour, he prefers quiet Bykov to angry Bykov at any time of a day. Polina confronted Bykov on his regard... and received two shifts more, plus one for Phil.

Meanwhile, Phil checked test results of his patient, and it turn out... she's pregnant. If she had no sex for six years as she and Kupitman claims, it may only mean one of the two things: either she's pregnant from God... or she simply lied to Phil all along. Phil confronted his patient on her behaviour, but she instantly lost interest in him when learned about pregnancy, since she realised it must be from one of her old boyfriends, and sees opportunity to force one of them into marriage.

Lobanov gets confronted by Gleb's patient on ''still'' not being treated (he is on the edge of going to Kisegach), and Lobanov, to defuse situation, yelled, Bykov-style, on Gleb and ordered him to go to his patient. Gleb complimented him on good impersonation... and suggested to return back to his own self, since he become too similar to real Bykov for comfort.

Polina is on the verge of becoming outcast again, due to causing problems to everyone, but she suggested solution: they may cooperate and disturb Bykov so much, he would let them go just to be left alone. While it nearly cost them ''fifteen'' shifts, ultimately it worked.

* CureYourGays: Phil's patient's plan in nutshell is to [[InvokedTrope invoke]] and [[ExploitedTrope exploit]] it; she pretends to be asexual, Phil falls for it and tries to "cure" her, she plays along and voila, they starts dating. Kupitman agreed to keep her plan secret, [[ItAmusedMe so he can see how it would end by itself]].
* DiggingYourselfDeeper: When Bykov called Polina out on distracting him, which resulted in him losing a life in his new game, and reminded her what he specifically ordered this morning to ''not'' disturb him, she countered it by being late to work and missing this order. Bykov then [[LampshadeHanging pointed out]] what by this she only makes her situation worse.
* DirtyOldMan: Phil suspected what something may be wrong with his [[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} asexual patient]] (due to her being very young and beautiful, yet never having sex for six years already), and asked Kupitman for help. Kupitman immediately jumped at opportunity to flirt with her,
* DumbassHasAPoint: When confronted by Kisegach about his refusal to play along in her plan, Lobanov pointed out what Bykov would not react kindly on this plan if he finds out; and only option she has is to go to real Bykov, who would chew her out on ''both'' being distracted ''and'' her plan. Kisegach [[LampshadeHanging was genuinely surprised]] how smart Semyon's logic is.
* GuiltByAssociationGag: Bykov ordered to not disturb him, so he may play videogames; Phil, while considering this immature at best, still prefers quiet playing Bykov to angry yelling Bykov. Polina tried to confront Bykov anyway (being punished [[RuleOfThree even more]], and once she mentioned Phil considering Bykov's behaviour to be bad as well, Bykov punished him, too, just because.

** Semyon tried to make fun out of Polina, and sent her to Bykov (who specifically ordered to not disturb him, of which Polina was unaware). When confronted by Bykov, Polina revealed Semyon's involvement, which resulted in them ''both'' being punished (her for being late and disturbing Bykov, and Lobanov for orchestrating all this).
** {{Invoked|Trope}} by Polina as her plan how to free herself and other interns from (undeserved) night shifts; since Bykov (undeservedly) punished them with night shift, they do what they intend to do -- stay in on-call room and and "work". What is it? It disturbs Bykov? Too bad; had he freed them from night shifts (and apologised), they could have leaved, but otherwise... Bykov reluctantly accepted defeat and lifted their punishment.
* HonorableMarriageProposal: {{Inverted|Trope}}. Phil's patient instantly lost interest in him when she realised she's pregnant from one of her old boyfriends (she doesn't know yet from whom), intending to marry one of them instead.
* ImprobableAge: Gleb's plot gets kickstarted by his patient refusing to believe what Gleb can be as experienced as he claims in such young age. He is actually right (Gleb is only intern), but unfortunately, Gleb simply can't ask anyone else (''especially'' Bykov), and must find a workaround.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Instead of helping Polina, Lobanov sent her to Bykov in attempt to cause her being punished. This resulted in them ''both'' being punished... by being forced to serve night shift ''together''.
* MetaphoricallyTrue: Gleb didn't lied to his patient what Bykov is "too busy" to treat him; he just omitted the part what Bykov is busy ''with his new videogame''.
* MissingStepsPlan: Phil's patient's plan. It involves her pretending to be asexual in hope he would attempt to "cure" her, so she may play along and start dating him. It comes wrong instantly since Phil presumed her to simply be sick, and if not for [[ManipulativeBastard Kupitman]], it would have likely end here and now. He also ignored all her attempts to flirt with him.
* MysticalPregnancy: When Phil learns what his ([[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} celibate for six years]]... or so she claims) patient is pregnant, Kupitman jokingly suggested what she may be pregnant from God, like [[Literature/TheBible in one case two thousand years ago]]. Phil at first fell for it, then realised what it was sarcasm.
* PlayingHardToGet: Phil's patient (beautiful young woman) introduced herself as asexual; Phil presumed what something must be wrong, and asked [[DirtyOldMan Kupitman]] for help. [[SubvertedTrope Except, as Kupitman late learned, she is not asexual at all]]; she likes Phil, and this was her attempt to spark his interest in her.

* TemptingFate: Gleb tried to ask Polina for help, but since she has no idea about his situation, they decided to send Polina to Bykov, expecting what situation can't be worse. Not only Bykov punished Polina with ''second'' night shift, he also punished Gleb.
* {{Troll}}: Semyon exploited Polina's unawareness about Bykov's order to not disturb him, and sent her to him with her work-related questions (expecting her to become victim of Bykov's wrath). This backfired because once Bykov learned about Lobanov's involvement, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he punished them both]]... by forcing them to stay on night shift ''together''.

* {{Asexuality}}: Phil's patient (beautiful young woman) introduced herself as asexual; Phil presumed what something must be wrong, and asked [[DirtyOldMan Kupitman]] for help. [[SubvertedTrope Except, as Kupitman late learned, she is not asexual at all]]; she likes Phil, and this was her attempt to spark his interest in her.

* DirtyOldMan: Phil suspected what something may be wrong with his [[{{Asexuality}} asexual patient]] (due to her being very young and beautiful, yet never having sex for six years already), and asked Kupitman for help. Kupitman immediately jumped at opportunity to flirt with her,

* MysticalPregnancy: When Phil learns what his ([[{{Asexuality}} celibate for six years]]... or so she claims) patient is pregnant, Kupitman jokingly suggested what she may be pregnant from God, like [[Literature/TheBible in one case two thousand years ago]]. Phil at first fell for it, then realised what it was sarcasm.