History Recap / TheBradyBunchS5E5PeterAndTheWolf

The Season 5 episode "Peter and the Wolf" has Greg needing to find someone to go on a double date with his girlfriend, Sandra, and her cousin, Linda. When Greg admits that Sandra hadn't seen Linda in years nor had seen a recent photo of her, when he is asked to try to tell what Linda looks like, all he has is Sandra's pre-pubescent description of her ("pigtails and braces"). Naturally, all of his shallow buddies run for the exits, assuming Linda is super ug-lee!!!! Rather than admit defeat and wait until Linda goes home, Greg eventually turns to Peter to salvage the date ... and it is Peter's faux alter ego Peter Packer who gets to date who turns out to be a super-hot Linda!

The Season 5 episode "'''Peter and the Wolf'''" has Greg needing to find someone to go on a double date with his girlfriend, Sandra, and her cousin, Linda. When Greg admits that Sandra hadn't seen Linda in years nor had seen a recent photo of her, when he is asked to try to tell what Linda looks like, all he has is Sandra's pre-pubescent description of her ("pigtails and braces"). Naturally, all of his shallow buddies run for the exits, assuming Linda is super ug-lee!!!! Rather than admit defeat and wait until Linda goes home, Greg eventually turns to Peter to salvage the date ... and it is Peter's faux alter ego Peter Packer who gets to date who turns out to be a super-hot Linda!

** HotterAndSexier: What Linda looks like years later – surprising Greg particularly since he expected the prepubescent version of Linda, based on Sandra's description of her. Of course, this being ''TheBradyBunch'', this is about as G-rated hotter-and-sexier as you can get.

* MoralGuardians: The Calderones, who find the goings-on involving the two girls kissing "Phil Packer" disgusting and morally reprehensible, and comment as much to Mike.

* AccidentalAesop: Rather than the enforced aesop – act your age – the lesson could be that Greg should have waited for Linda to go home to go on his long-awaited date with Sandy, rather than awkwardly create a situation that almost wound up costing Mike's firm a lucrative contract (though inadvertently so).

* TheDanza: Linda Gibboney plays Sandy's cousin Linda.

* SuddenlyBilingual: The subplot for most of the episode -- prior to the climatic pizza parlor scenes -- involve Mike and Carol learning Spanish, as Mike is uncertain that Mr. Calderon can speak much English. The trope, then, becomes reversed when Mr. and Mrs. Calderon (after a brief conversation in Spanish) reveal themselves as fluent in English.

* GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity: Mike's pending business deal with businessman Mr. Calderon, when he learns that the two teenaged boys involved in wild, inappropriate displays of affection at the pizza parlor are Mike's sons.

Fortunately, the girls explain matters and are able to salvage Mike's job. Mike, meanwhile, tells Greg that he's not too happy and that he's lucky that things worked out.

** PornStache: Peter's fake moustache is thicker and bushier on top.

Fortunately, the girls explain matters and is able to salvage Mike's job. Mike, meanwhile, tells Greg that he's not too happy and that he's lucky that things worked out.

Now, this all comes at the same time Mike's company is hoping to close a lucrative deal with a Mexican businessman named Mr. Calderon. Mike invites the couple over and, on their suggestion, they go out to a pizza parlor ... the same one that (unknown to them) Greg, Peter and their dates are going to. During dinner, Mr. Calderon and his wife is disgusted by two girls trying to paw all over Peter, not letting on to him that they know he's a fake. Mike tries to get them to ignore it ... until he realizes that the guy the two girls were trying to kiss was Peter!

** BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill, GirlishPigtails and TheGlassesComeOff: Linda, in her pre-puberty state, according to Greg's girlfriend.

* BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill, GirlishPigtails and TheGlassesComeOff: Linda, in her pre-puberty state, according to Greg's girlfriend.