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* LargeHam: [[NoIndoorVoice ALL OF OLAF'S LINES WERE WRITTEN IN CAPS.]]

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* LargeHam: [[NoIndoorVoice ALL OF OLAF'S LINES WERE WRITTEN IN CAPS.]]Olaf the Troll. All his lines were written in [=ALLCAPS=], and it comes across onscreen. The actor is clearly having a blast. He also attacks the scenery.
-->(Thumps dumpster) "MWAHAHAHAHAAAA! PUNY RECEPTACLE!"



* NoIndoorVoice: OLAF HAS ONLY ONE VOLUME SETTING.

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* NoIndoorVoice: OLAF HAS ONLY ONE VOLUME SETTING.Olaf the Troll, to the extent that his dialogue is ''always'' written in CapsLock.
-->'''Olaf:''' HAHAHA! PUNY RECEPTACLE! *smashes garbage bin for no reason*
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-->'''Olaf:''' [[YourCheatingHeart IT WAS ONLY ONE WENCH.]] I HAD HAD A [[TheNeedForMead GREAT DEAL OF MEAD]]. NEXT THING I KNOW, [[DisproportionateRetribution I'M A TROLL!]] OH, YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS, ANYANKA!\\

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-->'''Olaf:''' [[YourCheatingHeart IT WAS ONLY ONE WENCH.]] WENCH. I HAD HAD A [[TheNeedForMead GREAT DEAL OF MEAD]]. NEXT THING I KNOW, [[DisproportionateRetribution I'M A TROLL!]] OH, YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS, ANYANKA!\\
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Directed by Creator/ChristopherHibler

Written by Creator/JaneEspenson
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* YouFightLikeACow: During the fight with Olaf the troll, Anya, being the reason he ''is'' a troll, has a lot to say about him - though she runs out of snark once she gets past, "You're a troll!";
--->You're as inadequate a troll as you were a boyfriend! Uh, y-you're hairy and unattractive, and even women trolls are put off by your various odors. Your menacing stance is merely alarming! And your roar is less than full-throated!

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* DeathOfAChild: Olaf requests babies to eat. Nobody actually grants this request though, nor does he ever get any babies to eat.



* InsaneTrollLogic: Xander becomes the TropeNamer.

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* InsaneTrollLogic: Xander's original comment when asked to choose between Willow and Anya, by Olaf the Troll: "I... I'm not [[SadisticChoice choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend]]! You're insane. That's insane troll logic!"
** What's particularly interesting is that, from Olaf's point of view, he was really impressed with
Xander becomes the TropeNamer.and doing him a favor. He was going kill both Anya and Willow, but [[WorthyOpponent Xander impressed him with his bravery,]] so he let Xander choose one to save. And then, when Xander refused, Oglaf complimented him for his loyalty (and broke his arm to make sure he meant it) before agreeing to let him die in their place. When you say it that way, it almost makes sense...



* SadisticChoice: Olaf demands Xander choose which woman to spare--his girlfriend or his best friend. Xander refuses on the grounds that it's InsaneTrollLogic.

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* SadisticChoice: Willow and Anya have made Olaf demands angry and he tries to kill them both, and Xander jumps to their defense, but isn't not much of a match for the troll. The troll is however impressed with his bravery, and offers him to spare one of the girls, if Xander chooses which one of them he shall kill. Xander's response: "I'm not gonna choose which woman to spare--his girlfriend or his between my best friend. Xander refuses on the grounds that it's InsaneTrollLogic.friend and my girlfriend! That's InsaneTrollLogic!"


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* TemptingFate: When Olaf starts tearing up the Bronze, Willow wishes Buffy were there. As if on cue, she enters. Willow then wishes for a million dollars...and nothing happens.
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* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Spike quickly dials back the hostility when he turns around to see the guy who shouldered past him at a bar is a hulking troll.

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* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Spike quickly dials back the hostility when he turns around to see the guy who shouldered past him at a bar is a hulking troll.
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* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Spike quickly dials back the hostility when he turns around to see the guy who shouldered past him at a bar is a hulking troll.
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* AffablyEvil: If you can get past the violence and questionable appetite, Olaf seems pretty cordial for a troll. He's a boisterous and jovial guy who, after giving Xander a beating, is so impressed by his opponent's tenacity that [[VillainRespect he picks his foe up, dusts him off, puts an arm around his shoulder, and decides to cut a deal]].
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."]]

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* AreYouSureYouCanDriveThisThing: Willow asks this of Anya while they're chasing Olaf in Giles' car. Turns out Anya actually doesn't know how to drive and is working out what the pedals do as she goes. Willow takes this about as well as you'd think.
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* DropTheHammer: Olaf's weapon of choice is an oversized hammer.
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* NoIndoorVoice: OLAF HAS ONLY ONE VOLUME SETTING.
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'''Olaf:''' ''[shrugs]]' I ADJUSTED!

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'''Olaf:''' ''[shrugs]]' ''[shrugs]' I ADJUSTED!
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* AllTrollsAreDifferent: Buffyverse trolls are big, ugly Viking-types.

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* AllTrollsAreDifferent: Buffyverse trolls are big, ugly Viking-types. This troll also endures sunlight, which otherwise would have turned him to stone.
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[[caption-width-right:350:" I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:" I'm [[caption-width-right:350:"I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."]]

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->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''

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->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and and--and have drugs!"''



Xander and Anya lie in bed together and talk about Buffy's luck, or lack thereof, with men. They wonder if Buffy might be the problem. At a convent, Buffy protects a young nun from a vampire then asks questions about the life of a nun. Buffy trains while talking to Giles about Riley, and then asks about his plans to ask the Watchers Council for help with Glory since they can't find any information on her with their own resources. He assures Buffy that, although he has to tell the Council that Glory is looking for the Key, he has no intention of mentioning Dawn. While Giles prepares for a trip to England he leaves the shop in the hands of Anya, however as her people skills are lacking Willow offers to help out too. The two then beign squabbling, causing Giles to consider getting an earlier flight back and and placing Xander and Tara in uncomfortable positions.

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Xander and Anya lie in bed together and talk about Buffy's luck, or lack thereof, with men. They wonder if Buffy might be the problem. At a convent, Buffy protects a young nun from a vampire then asks questions about the life of a nun. nun.

Buffy trains while talking to Giles about Riley, and then asks about his plans to ask the Watchers Council for help with Glory Glory, since they can't find any information on her with their own resources. He assures Buffy that, although he has to tell the Council that Glory is looking for the Key, he has no intention of mentioning Dawn. While Giles prepares for a the trip to England England, he leaves the shop in the hands of Anya, however as however--as her people skills are lacking Willow lacking--Willow offers to help out too. The two then beign begin squabbling, causing Giles to consider getting an earlier flight back and and placing Xander and Tara in uncomfortable positions.



Willow starts a spell, but Anya interrupts with questions and the two begin arguing again. Accidentally, the spell calls forth a giant troll. The store and much of Sunnydale is seriously damaged as the troll puts his large war hammer and great strength to good use.

At campus, Buffy and Tara talk about their new semester classes and then about the events at the magic shop. Buffy overreacts when Tara mentions possible trouble between Anya and Xander because of Willow and Anya's constant fighting. Buffy cries and buries her head in Tara's shoulder, declaring that Anya and Xander have a "miraculous love".

Anya drives a car for the first time wildly through the streets while Willow, in the passenger seat, searches for a spell to stop the troll, who proceeds to wreak havoc in Sunnydale, bashing trash cans, smashing his hammer into things, and declaring to the people running in the opposite direction: "You do well to flee, townspeople. I will pillage your lands and dwellings. I will burn your crops, and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters, mark my words" before catching the scent of "ale" and heading toward the source.

Xander mopes at The Bronze and runs into Spike. As Xander seethes hostility at his presence, Spike fishes for information on Buffy, to no avail. The two eventually begin to play pool and talk about women trouble. Back at the Magic Box, Buffy and Tara fear the worst as they view the destruction left by the troll, and take off to try to track it. The troll arrives at The Bronze, declaring his desire to drink ale and eat babies. Xander suggests that Spike fight the troll, but Spike is "paralyzed by not caring very much." The troll asks Spike and Xander where to find babies to eat. Spike suggests the troll try the hospital, and Xander ineffectually attempts to talk sense into the troll, suggesting that he sit down in one of the more sturdy chairs to have a calm talk. However, the troll is unsatisfied with their suggestions of stags, strong grog, and onion blossoms. While the troll drinks beer straight from a keg, the rest of the gang gathers at The Bronze. When Buffy arrives, Spike cautiously greets her, but she ignores him and he steps back, his face filled with disappointment.

The troll, Olaf, reveals that he used to date Anya and (after his dalliance with "one wench") she turned him into a troll, which earned her the job of a Vengeance demon. Buffy attacks Olaf and Spike jumps in a moment later to back her up (triumphantly copping a feel in the process). Buffy and Spike are unsuccessful, and Olaf uses his hammer to knock down the second floor of the Bronze and injure many innocent people. As Buffy takes stock of the damage, she notices Spike comforting a bleeding victim. In an accusatory manner Buffy asks Spike what he is doing. He declares that he is only helping, and that would not dream of sampling any blood because he knows she wouldn't like it, but she refuses to give him credit for his intentions, declaring him to be disgusting. Buffy sends Willow and Anya back to the magic shop to find a spell that will actually be effective against Olaf.

At the shop, Willow and Anya finally address the root of their issues: Their fear of each other's potential to hurt Xander and pull him away from the other. Anya makes it clear that she has no intention of hurting Xander in any way, and Willow assures Anya that she has no intention of poisoning his mind against Anya, or luring him away with her "lips" Willow rebuffs with, "Hello, gay now!" Olaf storms into the shop and intends to hurt the girls, but Xander arrives before the two most important women in his life are seriously wounded. The troll beats Xander up badly then tells Xander to choose whether Anya or Willow will die. Xander refuses to choose, proving his loyalty to both girls, but when Olaf decides to kill Xander, Anya offers herself. Buffy arrives and fights with the troll while Willow works on a spell and Anya distracts Olaf with insults. When Olaf says that Anya and Xander won't last, Buffy gets incredibly angry and beats the troll into unconsciousness. The troll is sent off into an alternate universe (probably the land of trolls, but possibly the world without shrimp).

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Willow starts a spell, but Anya interrupts with questions and the two begin arguing again. Accidentally, the spell calls forth a giant troll. The store and much of Sunnydale is are seriously damaged as the troll puts his large war hammer and great strength to good use.

At On campus, Buffy and Tara talk about their new semester classes and then about the events at the magic shop. Buffy overreacts when Tara mentions possible trouble between Anya and Xander because of Willow and Anya's constant fighting. Buffy cries and buries her head in Tara's shoulder, declaring that Anya and Xander have a "miraculous love".

love."

Anya drives a car for the first time wildly through the streets while Willow, in the passenger seat, searches for a spell to stop the troll, who proceeds to wreak havoc in Sunnydale, bashing trash cans, smashing his hammer into things, and declaring to the people running in the opposite direction: "You do well to flee, townspeople. direction, "YOU DO WELL TO FLEE, TOWNSPEOPLE. I will pillage your lands and dwellings. WILL PILLAGE YOUR LANDS AND DWELLINGS. I will burn your crops, and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters, mark my words" WILL BURN YOUR CROPS, AND MAKE MERRY SPORT WITH YOUR MORE ATTRACTIVE DAUGHTERS, MARK MY WORDS," before catching the scent of "ale" "ALE" and heading toward the source.

Xander mopes at The the Bronze and runs into Spike. As Xander seethes hostility at his presence, Spike fishes for information on Buffy, to no avail. The two eventually begin to play pool and talk about women woman trouble. Back at the Magic Box, Buffy and Tara fear the worst as they view the destruction left by the troll, and take off to try to track it. The troll arrives at The Bronze, declaring his desire to drink ale and eat babies. Xander suggests that Spike fight the troll, but Spike is "paralyzed by not caring very much." The troll asks Spike and Xander where to find babies to eat. Spike suggests the troll try the hospital, and Xander ineffectually attempts to talk sense into the troll, suggesting that he sit down in one of the more sturdy chairs to have a calm talk. However, the troll is unsatisfied with their suggestions of stags, strong grog, and onion blossoms. While the troll drinks beer straight from a keg, the rest of the gang gathers at The the Bronze. When Buffy arrives, Spike cautiously greets her, but she ignores him and he steps back, his face filled with disappointment.

The troll, Olaf, reveals that he used to date Anya and (after his dalliance with "one wench") "ONE WENCH") she turned him into a troll, which earned her the job of a Vengeance demon. Buffy attacks Olaf and Spike jumps in a moment later to back her up (triumphantly copping a feel in the process). Buffy and Spike are unsuccessful, and Olaf uses his hammer to knock down the second floor of the Bronze and injure many innocent people. As Buffy takes stock of the damage, she notices Spike comforting a bleeding victim. In an accusatory manner Buffy asks Spike what he is doing. He declares that he is only helping, and that would not dream of sampling any blood because he knows she wouldn't like it, but she refuses to give him credit for his intentions, declaring him to be disgusting. Buffy sends Willow and Anya back to the magic shop to find a spell that will actually be effective against Olaf.

At the shop, Willow and Anya finally address the root of their issues: Their fear of each other's potential to hurt Xander and pull him away from the other. Anya makes it clear that she has no intention of hurting Xander in any way, and Willow assures Anya that she has no intention of poisoning his mind against Anya, or luring him away with her "lips" Willow rebuffs with, "lips"--since, as she puts it, "Hello, gay now!" Olaf storms into the shop and intends to hurt the girls, but Xander arrives before the two most important women in his life are seriously wounded. The troll beats Xander up badly then tells Xander to choose whether Anya or Willow will die. Xander refuses to choose, proving his loyalty to both girls, but when Olaf decides to kill Xander, Anya offers herself. Buffy arrives and fights with the troll while Willow works on a spell and Anya distracts Olaf with insults. When Olaf says that Anya and Xander won't last, Buffy gets incredibly angry and beats the troll into unconsciousness. The troll is sent off into an alternate universe (probably the land of trolls, but possibly the world without shrimp).



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* AllTrollsAreDifferent

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!Tropes:
!! Tropes in this episode include:
* AllTrollsAreDifferentAllTrollsAreDifferent: Buffyverse trolls are big, ugly Viking-types.



-->'''Anya:''' It's possible that he's in the Land of Perpetual Wednesday ... or the [[AcidTripDimension Crazy Melty Land]] ... or, you know, the [[RunningGag World Without Shrimp]].
* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking; then he starts griping about Buffy.

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-->'''Anya:''' It's possible that he's in the Land of Perpetual Wednesday ... Wednesday... or the [[AcidTripDimension Crazy Melty Land]] ...Land]]... or, you know, the [[RunningGag World Without Shrimp]].
* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking; thinking, then he starts griping about Buffy.



* BaddieFlattery: Olaf to Xander
-->"YOU FIGHT WELL, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE A TINY MAN!"

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* BaddieFlattery: Olaf is complementary to Xander
-->"YOU
Xander.
-->'''Olaf:''' YOU
FIGHT WELL, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE A TINY MAN!"MAN!



* BerserkButton: Also an InelegantBlubbering Button for Buffy -- any suggestion that Xander and Anya might break up like Buffy and Riley did.

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* BerserkButton: Also an InelegantBlubbering Button for Buffy -- any Buffy--any suggestion that Xander and Anya might break up like Buffy and Riley did.



* CantYouReadTheSign: Buffy puts Olaf's Hammer on the glass counter that has that DO NOT LEAN ON THE GLASS sticker. It breaks.

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* CantYouReadTheSign: Buffy puts Olaf's Hammer on the glass counter that has that DO NOT LEAN ON THE GLASS [[AC:do not lean on the glass]] sticker. It breaks.



* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Spike assumes Buffy is angry over his part in the Buffy/Riley breakup, when Buffy is so miserable Spike isn't even on her radar screen.

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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Spike assumes Buffy is angry over his part in the Buffy/Riley breakup, when while Buffy is so miserable Spike isn't even on her radar screen.



-->'''Spike:''' Hey, watch it mate! ''(turns and sees a huge troll)'' OnSecondThought, do what you like.

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-->'''Spike:''' Hey, watch it mate! ''(turns ''[turns and sees a huge troll)'' troll]'' OnSecondThought, do what you like.



* EatsBabies: Olaf

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* EatsBabies: OlafOlaf--or at least he would like to, but no one will tell him where he can find some.



* FeudEpisode

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* FeudEpisodeFeudEpisode: Anya and Willow's squabbling over Xander leads directly to literal mayhem in the form of Olaf the Troll.



* {{Foreshadowing}}: Giles seeks the help of the Watcher's Council for information about Glory. This sets up the events of "Checkpoint".

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* {{Foreshadowing}}: Giles seeks the help of the Watcher's Council for information about Glory. This sets up the events of "Checkpoint"."[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E12Checkpoint Checkpoint]]".



-->'''Olaf:''' [[YourCheatingHeart IT WAS ONLY ONE WENCH]]. I HAD HAD A [[TheNeedForMead GREAT DEAL OF MEAD]]. NEXT THING I KNOW, [[DisproportionateRetribution I'M A TROLL!]] OH, YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS ANYANKA!
-->'''Xander:''' But you seem to enjoy the -- the being a troll.
-->'''Olaf:''' (shrugs) I ADJUSTED!
* ImaginaryLoveTriangle

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-->'''Olaf:''' [[YourCheatingHeart IT WAS ONLY ONE WENCH]]. WENCH.]] I HAD HAD A [[TheNeedForMead GREAT DEAL OF MEAD]]. NEXT THING I KNOW, [[DisproportionateRetribution I'M A TROLL!]] OH, YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS ANYANKA!
-->'''Xander:'''
THIS, ANYANKA!\\
'''Xander:'''
But you seem to enjoy the -- the the--the being a troll.
-->'''Olaf:''' (shrugs)
troll.\\
'''Olaf:''' ''[shrugs]]'
I ADJUSTED!
* ImaginaryLoveTriangleImaginaryLoveTriangle: Anya is worried that Willow will steal Xander from her, but Willow got over her feelings for him long ago, and also [[NoBisexuals she's gay now]].



-->'''Giles:''' Um, Anya, while, while I completely trust you uh, uh, to take care of the inventory and the money, um ... dealing with people requires a certain, uh ... finesse.
-->'''Anya:''' I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and, and bribe him with money and goods.
** Willow is using the Magic Shop supplies to do a spell, so Anya accuses her of stealing
-->I'm not stealing. I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... (pauses) [[InsaneTrollLogic In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?]]

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-->'''Giles:''' Um, Anya, while, while I completely trust you uh, uh, to take care of the inventory and the money, um ... um... dealing with people requires a certain, uh ... finesse.
-->'''Anya:'''
uh... finesse.\\
'''Anya:'''
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and, and bribe him with money and goods.
** Willow is using the Magic Shop supplies to do a spell, so Anya accuses her of stealing
-->I'm
stealing.
--->'''Willow:''' I'm
not stealing. I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... (pauses) ''[pauses]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?]]



* LastSecondWordSwap: As Willow and Anya are fighting, Xander walks into the Magic shop and says, "Hey, look my two favorite girls [notices Tara]...''three'' favorite girls."
* LoveTriangle: Well, [[NonIndicativeName not really]]. Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love you mean.]]

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* LastSecondWordSwap: As Willow and Anya are fighting, Xander walks into the Magic shop and says, "Hey, look my two favorite girls [notices Tara]... ''three'' favorite girls."
* LoveTriangle: Well, [[NonIndicativeName not really]]. Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love you mean.]]mean]].



* MagicMisfire

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* MagicMisfireMagicMisfire: Anya interrupts Willow's chanting to ask questions and argue some more, leading Willow's spell to go completely awry and summon Olaf the Troll.



-->'''Buffy:''' Don't talk about the books again. You get all ... and sometimes there's drool.
* NoBisexuals: Anya thinks Willow might put the moves on Xander like she did when he was seeing Cordelia.

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-->'''Buffy:''' Don't talk about the books again. You get all ...all... and sometimes there's drool.
* NoBisexuals: Anya thinks Willow might put the moves on Xander like she did when he was seeing Cordelia. Willow promptly ridicules the idea of her being attracted to any man now that she has a girlfriend.



* NowYouTellMe: Anya tells Buffy that Olaf's power is in his hammer -- after Olaf loses it, Buffy rushes in to finish him off only to get PunchedAcrossTheRoom.

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* NowYouTellMe: Anya tells Buffy that Olaf's power is in his hammer -- after hammer--after Olaf loses it, Buffy rushes in to finish him off only to get PunchedAcrossTheRoom.



* RetroactiveWish: A CallBack to "Something Blue" when everything Willow said came true.

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* RetroactiveWish: A CallBack to "Something Blue" "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E9SomethingBlue Something Blue]]" when everything Willow said came true.



* SadisticChoice: Olaf demands Xander choose which woman to spare -- his girlfriend or best friend. Xander refuses on the grounds that it's InsaneTrollLogic.

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* SadisticChoice: Olaf demands Xander choose which woman to spare -- his spare--his girlfriend or his best friend. Xander refuses on the grounds that it's InsaneTrollLogic.



* StepfordSmiler: Buffy appears to be coping with her break-up well enough, but descends into InelegantBlubbering at the mere suggestion that Anya/Xander might break-up as well.

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* StepfordSmiler: Buffy appears to be coping with her break-up well enough, but descends into InelegantBlubbering at the mere suggestion that Anya/Xander might break-up break up as well.



-->'''Buffy:''' So, um, a-about being a nun... ''(They begin to walk along together)'' You know, um, with the whole ... abjuring the company of men ... you know, how's that working for you? The... [[BuffySpeak abjuring]].

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-->'''Buffy:''' So, um, a-about being a nun... ''(They ''[they begin to walk along together)'' together]'' You know, um, with the whole ... whole... abjuring the company of men ...men... you know, how's that working for you? The... [[BuffySpeak abjuring]].



-->'''Buffy:''' Well, maybe we would have had time to clean it up. You know, if Willow used some {{magick}}s to help.

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-->'''Buffy:''' Well, maybe we would have had time to clean it up. You know, if Willow used some {{magick}}s magics to help.



* YourTelevisionHatesYou: Buffy notes that the only college class that fits into her schedule is Central American Geopolitics. Given that Riley is down there, she isn't interested.

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* YourTelevisionHatesYou: Buffy notes that the only college class that fits into her schedule is Central American Geopolitics. Given that Riley is down there, she isn't interested.interested.
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* LargeHam: ALL OF OLAF'S LINES WERE WRITTEN IN CAPS.

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* LargeHam: [[NoIndoorVoice ALL OF OLAF'S LINES WERE WRITTEN IN CAPS.]]
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Xander and Anya lie in bed together and talk about Buffy's luck, or lack there of, with men. They wonder if Buffy might be the problem. At a convent, Buffy protects a young nun from a vampire then asks questions about the life of a nun. Buffy trains while talking to Giles about Riley, and then asks about his plans to ask the Watchers Council for help with Glory since they can't find any information on her with their own resources. He assures Buffy that, although he has to tell the Council that Glory is looking for the Key, he has no intention of mentioning Dawn. While Giles prepares for a trip to England he leaves the shop in the hands of Anya, however as her people skills are lacking Willow offers to help out too. The two then beign squabbling, causing Giles to consider getting an earlier flight back and and placing Xander and Tara in uncomfortable positions.

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Xander and Anya lie in bed together and talk about Buffy's luck, or lack there of, thereof, with men. They wonder if Buffy might be the problem. At a convent, Buffy protects a young nun from a vampire then asks questions about the life of a nun. Buffy trains while talking to Giles about Riley, and then asks about his plans to ask the Watchers Council for help with Glory since they can't find any information on her with their own resources. He assures Buffy that, although he has to tell the Council that Glory is looking for the Key, he has no intention of mentioning Dawn. While Giles prepares for a trip to England he leaves the shop in the hands of Anya, however as her people skills are lacking Willow offers to help out too. The two then beign squabbling, causing Giles to consider getting an earlier flight back and and placing Xander and Tara in uncomfortable positions.

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While fighting over Xander's affection, Willow and Anya accidentally summon a troll.

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Xander and Anya lie in bed together and talk about Buffy's luck, or lack there of, with men. They wonder if Buffy might be the problem. At a convent, Buffy protects a young nun from a vampire then asks questions about the life of a nun. Buffy trains while talking to Giles about Riley, and then asks about his plans to ask the Watchers Council for help with Glory since they can't find any information on her with their own resources. He assures Buffy that, although he has to tell the Council that Glory is looking for the Key, he has no intention of mentioning Dawn. While fighting over Xander's affection, Giles prepares for a trip to England he leaves the shop in the hands of Anya, however as her people skills are lacking Willow offers to help out too. The two then beign squabbling, causing Giles to consider getting an earlier flight back and and placing Xander and Tara in uncomfortable positions.

Dawn enters Buffy's room and notices that Buffy has removed all her pictures of Riley. Buffy and Dawn talk about how Buffy is recuperating after Riley's departure. Dawn tries to be as supportive of Buffy as possible, and Buffy appreciates her efforts and discusses her emotions openly with her sister. Dawn expresses sadness that Riley left so suddenly, and Buffy admits that everyone except Buffy had seen it come on gradually. Dawn seems surprised, and Buffy mentions her hope that Riley might return one day for another try, so that Buffy would be able to say all the things that she hadn't been able to say before.

Box of chocolates in hand, Spike rehearses a conversation he plans to have with Buffy on the Buffy mannequin. He wants to explain his motivations for showing her Riley's late-night extracurricular vampire activities, but his temper gets in the way. He begins to argue with the mannequin and ends by beating the mannequin with the box of chocolates and yelling, only to set it back up and start over.

Back at the Magic Box, Anya protests Willow's use of the shop products for magic spells, calling it stealing. Willow tries to tempt Anya by offering to show her some magic tricks, but Anya decides that Willow is using peer pressure and refuses to participate. Willow and Anya's argument escalates, and since Xander and Tara don't want to be in the middle of the arguments, they both leave.

Willow starts a spell, but Anya interrupts with questions and the two begin arguing again. Accidentally, the spell calls forth a giant troll. The store and much of Sunnydale is seriously damaged as the troll puts his large war hammer and great strength to good use.

At campus, Buffy and Tara talk about their new semester classes and then about the events at the magic shop. Buffy overreacts when Tara mentions possible trouble between Anya and Xander because of Willow and Anya's constant fighting. Buffy cries and buries her head in Tara's shoulder, declaring that Anya and Xander have a "miraculous love".

Anya drives a car for the first time wildly through the streets while Willow, in the passenger seat, searches for a spell to stop the troll, who proceeds to wreak havoc in Sunnydale, bashing trash cans, smashing his hammer into things, and declaring to the people running in the opposite direction: "You do well to flee, townspeople. I will pillage your lands and dwellings. I will burn your crops, and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters, mark my words" before catching the scent of "ale" and heading toward the source.

Xander mopes at The Bronze and runs into Spike. As Xander seethes hostility at his presence, Spike fishes for information on Buffy, to no avail. The two eventually begin to play pool and talk about women trouble. Back at the Magic Box, Buffy and Tara fear the worst as they view the destruction left by the troll, and take off to try to track it. The troll arrives at The Bronze, declaring his desire to drink ale and eat babies. Xander suggests that Spike fight the troll, but Spike is "paralyzed by not caring very much." The troll asks Spike and Xander where to find babies to eat. Spike suggests the troll try the hospital, and Xander ineffectually attempts to talk sense into the troll, suggesting that he sit down in one of the more sturdy chairs to have a calm talk. However, the troll is unsatisfied with their suggestions of stags, strong grog, and onion blossoms. While the troll drinks beer straight from a keg, the rest of the gang gathers at The Bronze. When Buffy arrives, Spike cautiously greets her, but she ignores him and he steps back, his face filled with disappointment.

The troll, Olaf, reveals that he used to date Anya and (after his dalliance with "one wench") she turned him into a troll, which earned her the job of a Vengeance demon. Buffy attacks Olaf and Spike jumps in a moment later to back her up (triumphantly copping a feel in the process). Buffy and Spike are unsuccessful, and Olaf uses his hammer to knock down the second floor of the Bronze and injure many innocent people. As Buffy takes stock of the damage, she notices Spike comforting a bleeding victim. In an accusatory manner Buffy asks Spike what he is doing. He declares that he is only helping, and that would not dream of sampling any blood because he knows she wouldn't like it, but she refuses to give him credit for his intentions, declaring him to be disgusting. Buffy sends
Willow and Anya accidentally summon back to the magic shop to find a troll.
spell that will actually be effective against Olaf.

At the shop, Willow and Anya finally address the root of their issues: Their fear of each other's potential to hurt Xander and pull him away from the other. Anya makes it clear that she has no intention of hurting Xander in any way, and Willow assures Anya that she has no intention of poisoning his mind against Anya, or luring him away with her "lips" Willow rebuffs with, "Hello, gay now!" Olaf storms into the shop and intends to hurt the girls, but Xander arrives before the two most important women in his life are seriously wounded. The troll beats Xander up badly then tells Xander to choose whether Anya or Willow will die. Xander refuses to choose, proving his loyalty to both girls, but when Olaf decides to kill Xander, Anya offers herself. Buffy arrives and fights with the troll while Willow works on a spell and Anya distracts Olaf with insults. When Olaf says that Anya and Xander won't last, Buffy gets incredibly angry and beats the troll into unconsciousness. The troll is sent off into an alternate universe (probably the land of trolls, but possibly the world without shrimp).

After he finally returns, Giles talks to Buffy about the damage to the shop. Joyce joins them and they discuss the fact that the Council had no records on Glory, however Giles mentions there's a chance they may be able to find something based on the information Giles gave. They then discuss the Key, however Dawn is eavesdropping and is left very concerned when she hears her name mentioned.

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''YOU CANNOT APPEASE ME! DO NOT TRY!''

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''YOU CANNOT APPEASE ME! DO NOT TRY!''
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[[caption-width-right:350:" I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."]]

->''"Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs!"''
-->--'''Anya Jenkins'''
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* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking. Then he starts griping about Buffy.

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* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking. Then thinking; then he starts griping about Buffy.

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* EatsBabies: Olaf, apparently.
-->'''Olaf:''' YOU THERE! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE ARE BABIES?
-->'''Spike:''' (conversationally, to Xander) What do you think, the hospital?

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* EatsBabies: Olaf, apparently.
-->'''Olaf:''' YOU THERE! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THERE ARE BABIES?
-->'''Spike:''' (conversationally, to Xander) What do you think, the hospital?
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* MyTelevisionHatesMe: Buffy notes that the only college class that fits into her schedule is Central American Geopolitics. Given that Riley is down there, she isn't interested.



* WomanScorned: Olaf turns out to be Anya's ex, whom she turned into a troll after he cheated on her, thereby getting her job as a vengeance demon. The story is shown in Season 7's "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS7E5Selfless Selfless]]".

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* WomanScorned: Olaf turns out to be Anya's ex, whom she turned into a troll after he cheated on her, thereby getting her job as a vengeance demon. The story is shown in Season 7's "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS7E5Selfless Selfless]]".Selfless]]".
* YourTelevisionHatesYou: Buffy notes that the only college class that fits into her schedule is Central American Geopolitics. Given that Riley is down there, she isn't interested.
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* WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
-->'''Giles:''' I cringe to think what the place would have looked like if I'd been away for longer than three days.
-->'''Buffy:''' Well, maybe we would have had time to clean it up. You know, if Willow used some {{magick}}s to help.
-->'''Giles:''' Yes, [[SarcasmMode 'cause nothing could possibly go wrong with that.]]
* WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings: Giles goes away for a few days and finds the Magic Shop trashed.
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* CantYouReadTheSign: Buffy puts Olaf's Hammer on the glass counter that has that DO NOT LEAN ON THE GLASS sticker. It breaks.
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* StepfordSmiler: Buffy appears to be coping with her break-up well enough, but descends into InelegantBlubbering at the mere suggestion that Anya/Xander might break-up as well.
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* GiganticGulp: Olaf picks up a beer keg one-handed and drinks from it.

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* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Though Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking.

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* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Though Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking.thinking. Then he starts griping about Buffy.



-->YOU FIGHT WELL, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE A TINY MAN!

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-->YOU -->"YOU FIGHT WELL, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE A TINY MAN!MAN!"


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* CrashIntoHello
-->'''Spike:''' Hey, watch it mate! ''(turns and sees a huge troll)'' OnSecondThought, do what you like.

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* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life.

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* ASharedSuffering: Xander ends up playing pool with Spike of all people, griping over the women in his life. Though Spike's only lending a sympathetic ear so he can probe for information on what Buffy is thinking.
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* TheNoseKnows: "ALE! I SMELL DELICIOUS ALE!"

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