History Quotes / WoundedGazelleGambit

->'''Lys:''' ''[=[=][[CrocodileTears sobbing]]]'' Come on, man, I'm a nobody, you don't have to do this! No no no-- oh god, oh ''god''... ''please'' don't come any closer-- you-- you--\\
'''Carmine:''' You know, all scared and beggin' like that? You're sorta cute. ''You-- you--'' What is it?\\
'''Lys:''' You dumb piece of shit.

->[[PropagandaMachine The press is so powerful in its image-making role]], it can make the criminal look like he's the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal. This is the press, an irresponsible press. It will make the criminal look like he's the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal. If you aren't careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.

->Anakin, I told you it would come to this! The Jedi are taking over!

->The most striking aspect of the test results is the patient's total denial of responsibility for everything that has happened to him. He can produce an 'alibi' for everything. He presents himself as a victim of circumstances and blames other people who are out to get him ... the patient attempts to assure a sympathetic response by depicting himself as being at the mercy of a hostile environment.
-->-- '''John Wayne Gacy''' psychiatric evaluation, 1968

->The petroleum industry is making $200 billion a year in profits. If you want to portray them as the gritty, oppressed underdog, just A) talk about how these poor guys are constantly getting bullied by the vicious and hugely powerful environmental lobby, and, seriously, don't be afraid of using words like "bullied," even when talking about what is literally one of the most wealthy and powerful groups in all of human history.
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-powerful-people-trick-you-into-hating-underdogs/ 5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Underdogs"]]

->Folks, do not judge Ray Rice until you've walked a mile in his shoes, presumably while dragging your wife behind you.
-->-- '''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"

->Tay Tay writes a song with clues in it, hos write entire blog posts about who that song is about, [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity the song goes to #1 and she makes millions from it.]] Rinse and repeat. Ta Tay, don’t hate the player, hate the game, which you started.
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/20/taylor-swift-thinks-its-sexist-that-shes-called-out-for-writing-songs-about-her-exes/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/TaylorSwift Thinks It’s 'Sexist' That She’s Called Out For Writing Songs About Her Exes"

->Imagine a sporting team that believes itself the best at its sport, but refuses to play any other team, and not only that but bars any other team from attempting to enter the stadium they either are attending or even might attend in the future and not only that but tries to make illegal for any other team to play the game at all. Now imagine that same sports team waking up one day and realizing that no one is cheering for them anymore and decrying anyone who calls that team a bunch of losers as '[[ChewbaccaDefense anti-sports team]]'.
-->-- '''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on white supremacists

->[[PropagandaMachine The press is so powerful in its image-making role, it can make the criminal look like he's the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal.]] This is the press, an irresponsible press. It will make the criminal look like he's the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal. If you aren't careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/MalcolmX'''

->You act like prey, but you're a predator!
-->-- '''Rick''' to Jerry, ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"

''[Thor '''[[GrievousHarmWithABody throws Loki]]''' at them and knocks them out]''\\

'''Klaus:''' You got no idea. [''picks up a snow-globe on Lance's desk''] "Peace on Earth." That's so sweet. [''rams it into his own face, leaving him bloody and dripping wet''] ARGH! AAAAARRGH. GOD, that hurt!\\
'''Lance:''' [''dialing his phone''] I'm calling security- [''Klaus yanks the phone out of his hands''] What are you doing?\\
'''Klaus:''' [''into the phone''] There's been an assault in Mr Big's office, and we need security, now! '''SCHNELL!''' [''hangs up''] Now, here's what's gonna happen, Grant.\\

'''Klaus:''' In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder, "What the hell happened?" And we're gonna tell them that you... [''[[CrocodileTears sobbing dramatically]]''] ...beat the shit out of us! You're gonna do great in prison, Grant. Trust me, I've been there. [[PrisonRape Little piece of chicken like you, oh, my God, you're gonna get passed around like a... You're just - you're gonna do great]]. That's all I'm saying.
-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Run Boy Run"

-->--''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Dinner Party"

->'''Cricket:''' DAAAAD!! HELP! I'M HURT REAL BAD! I NEED YOOOOU!\\

->[[PropagandaMachine The press is so powerful in its image-making role, it can make the criminal look like he's a the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal]]. This is the press, an irresponsible press. It will make the criminal look like he's the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal. If you aren't careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.

->Folks, do not judge Ray Rice until you've walked a mile in his shoes, presumably while [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop dragging your wife behind you.]]

'''Klaus:'''In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder, "What the hell happened?" And we're gonna tell them that you... [''[[CrocodileTears sobbing dramatically]]''] ...beat the shit out of us! You're gonna do great in prison, Grant. Trust me, I've been there. [[PrisonRape Little piece of chicken like you, oh, my God, you're gonna get passed around like a... You're just - you're gonna do great]]. That's all I'm saying.

'''Thor:''' ''[as the elevator doors open, Thor is carrying a seemingly dying Loki]'' GET HELP! Please, my brother is dying! Get help!\\

'''Thor:''' HELP HIM! ''[Thor '''throws Loki''' at them and knocks them out]'' Ah, classic...\\
'''Loki:''' Still hate it. It's humiliating.\\

'''Thor:''' HELP HIM! ''[Thor '''throws Loki''' at them]''\\
'''Thor:''' Ah, classic...\\

'''Thor:''' ''[as the elevator doors open, Thor is carrying a seemingly dying Loki]'' GET HELP! My brother is injured!\\
''[guards run up to investigate; Thor '''throws Loki''' at them]''\\

->You act like prey, but you're a predator.

-->--'''John Wayne Gacy''' psychiatric evaluation, 1968

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-powerful-people-trick-you-into-hating-underdogs/ 5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Underdogs"]]

-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/sports/201409/25-biggest-sleazebags-in-sports Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports!"

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/20/taylor-swift-thinks-its-sexist-that-shes-called-out-for-writing-songs-about-her-exes/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/TaylorSwift Thinks It’s 'Sexist' That She’s Called Out For Writing Songs About Her Exes"

-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on white supremacists

->The press is so powerful in its image-making role, it can make the criminal look like he's a the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal. This is the press, an irresponsible press. It will make the criminal look like he's the victim and make the victim look like he's the criminal. If you aren't careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.

->In short, Elam is a sociopath, an abuser, a drug addict, a redneck, a scarred manchild, an aspie, an emotional cripple, a bum, a compulsive liar, a hypocrite, a deadbeat dad, and a parasite to society and to the people dumb enough to pity him. In short, Elam is a typical MRA.
-->--''Encyclopedia Dramatica'' on Paul Elam

->Imagine a sporting team that believes itself the best at its sport, but refuses to play any other team, and not only that but bars any other team from attempting to enter the stadium they either are attending or even might attend in the future and not only that but tries to make illegal for any other team to play the game at all. Now imagine that same sports team waking up one day and realizing that no one is cheering for them anymore and decrying anyone who calls that team a bunch of losers as 'anti-sports team'.

->That’s a form of “activism,” I suppose, but it has a lot more in common with the strategies of those who [[StateSec oppose human rights]] than it does with the strategies of those actually trying to protect human rights.
-->--'''[[http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/03/13/yelling-at-people-on-the-internet-is-our-activism-a-voice-for-mens-paul-elam-declares/ David Futrelle]]''' on Men's Rights

->Earlier this year, the former Ravens running back knocked his wife unconscious and dragged her body out of an elevator. And he couldn't even bring himself to drag her ''all the way out of the elevator.'' He left her with her feet caught in the doorway; he was that inconsiderate. His apology was almost as awful: ''"I won't call myself a failure. Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up... I want you to know that I'm still the Ray Rice that you know, or used to know, or grown to love."'' This is what separates the Ray Rices of the world from your standard, everyday creeps: a remarkable ability to victimize themselves while victimizing others. Folks, do not judge Ray Rice until you've walked a mile in his shoes, presumably while [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop dragging your wife behind you.]]

->You want to know what this movement is about? It is very, very simple in my opinion. The MHRM I envision is about one simple thing. Talking without fear or capitulation.
-->--'''Paul Elam''', Men's Rights Activist

->Huh. I’m pretty sure something like that already exists. It’s called “the internet.” As much as you enjoy doing it, Paul, you’re not the first person to come up with the idea of yelling at women on the internet...unfortunately their idea of “talking without fear or capitulation” includes [[{{Troll}} libeling and doxing and harassing their opponents]].\\\
That’s a form of “activism,” I suppose, but it has a lot more in common with the strategies of those who oppose human rights than it does with the strategies of those actually trying to protect human rights.
-->--'''[[http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/03/13/yelling-at-people-on-the-internet-is-our-activism-a-voice-for-mens-paul-elam-declares/ David Futrelle]]'''

->[[AnneOfGreenGables Tay Tay of Green Gables]] stamped that criticism with the VERY SEXIST label and said that haters gonna hate hate hate on her songs about ex-pieces, but yet the likes of jolly ginger Hobbit EdSheeran and grenade catcher BrunoMars never get any shit thrown at them for writing songs about their ex pieces... Yes, every songwriter writes songs about their exes, but not every songwriter turns the speculation about who that song is about into a game. Taylor set up the board, handed out the playing cards, rolled the dice first and turned into a giant game of '''''{{TabletopGame/Clue}}''''' by dropping clues in the liner notes and during interviews. Tay Tay writes a song with clues in it, hos write entire blog posts about who that song is about, [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity the song goes to #1 and she makes millions from it.]] Rinse and repeat. Ta Tay, don’t hate the player, hate the game, which you started.

->Earlier this year, the former Ravens running back knocked his wife unconscious and dragged her body out of an elevator. And he couldn't even bring himself to drag her ''all the way out of the elevator.'' He left her with her feet caught in the doorway; he was that inconsiderate. His apology was almost as awful: ''"I won't call myself a failure. Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up... I want you to know that I'm still the Ray Rice that you know, or used to know, or grown to love."'' This is what separates the Ray Rices of the world from your standard, everyday creeps: a remarkable ability to victimize themselves while victimizing others. Folks, do not judge Ray Rice until you've walked a mile in his shoes, presumably while dragging your wife behind you.

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/20/taylor-swift-thinks-its-sexist-that-shes-called-out-for-writing-songs-about-her-exes/ Michael K.]'''', "Music/TaylorSwift Thinks It’s 'Sexist' That She’s Called Out For Writing Songs About Her Exes"

->''"[[AnneOfGreenGables Tay Tay of Green Gables]] stamped that criticism with the VERY SEXIST label and said that haters gonna hate hate hate on her songs about ex-pieces, but yet the likes of jolly ginger Hobbit EdSheeran and grenade catcher BrunoMars never get any shit thrown at them for writing songs about their ex pieces... Yes, every songwriter writes songs about their exes, but not every songwriter turns the speculation about who that song is about into a game. Taylor set up the board, handed out the playing cards, rolled the dice first and turned into a giant game of '''''{{TabletopGame/Clue}}''''' by dropping clues in the liner notes and during interviews. Tay Tay writes a song with clues in it, hos write entire blog posts about who that song is about, [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity the song goes to #1 and she makes millions from it.]] Rinse and repeat. Ta Tay, don’t hate the player, hate the game, which you started."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/20/taylor-swift-thinks-its-sexist-that-shes-called-out-for-writing-songs-about-her-exes/ DListed]]''''', "Music/TaylorSwift Thinks It’s 'Sexist' That She’s Called Out For Writing Songs About Her Exes"