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-->--''Live- Black Friday Follies''Follies''
-->'''Nash''': A monkey with a hippo up its ass. What do you call that, Roseanne Barr?
-->--''Live- Aim For The Head''
-->'''Nash''': A monkey with a hippo up its ass. What do you call that, Roseanne Barr?
-->--''Live- Aim For The Head''
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-->'''Nash''': You have a strange idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
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-->'''Nash''': You have a strange an interesting idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
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-->--''Live- Hand-Carved Phallus''
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-->--''Live- Hand-Carved Phallus''Phallus''
-->'''Nash''': You have a strange idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
-->'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with me!
-->'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
-->--''Live- Black Friday Follies''
-->'''Nash''': You have a strange idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
-->'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with me!
-->'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
-->--''Live- Black Friday Follies''
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-->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, she and I.
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-->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, she [Hope] and I.
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-->--''Live- A Whiter Bajingo''
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-->--''Live- A Whiter Bajingo''Bajingo''
-->'''Nash''': You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt!
-->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, she and I.
-->'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
-->--''Live- Hand-Carved Phallus''
-->'''Nash''': You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt!
-->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, she and I.
-->'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
-->--''Live- Hand-Carved Phallus''
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-->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald McDonald himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
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-->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald McDonald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
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-->--''Live- Gooey Hot Pockets''
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-->--''Live- Gooey Hot Pockets''Pockets''
-->'''Nash''': I can't think of any situation in a McDonalds where a gun is an appropriate response!
-->'''Justin''': Never. Never.
-->'''Hope''': Hash browns...
-->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald McDonald himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
-->--''Live- A Whiter Bajingo''
-->'''Nash''': I can't think of any situation in a McDonalds where a gun is an appropriate response!
-->'''Justin''': Never. Never.
-->'''Hope''': Hash browns...
-->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald McDonald himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
-->--''Live- A Whiter Bajingo''
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-->--''Live- Corpses, Clowns and French Fries''
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-->--''Live- Corpses, Clowns and French Fries''Fries''
-->'''Tara''': No, I respect their life choice. And I respect these people's life choice to fuck on a waterslide if they want to!
-->--''Live- Gooey Hot Pockets''
-->'''Tara''': No, I respect their life choice. And I respect these people's life choice to fuck on a waterslide if they want to!
-->--''Live- Gooey Hot Pockets''
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-->--''Live- Booty Call Ninjas''
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-->--''Live- Booty Call Ninjas''Ninjas''
-->'''Nash''': ''My producer'' has clown porn. Hit him up, if you're interested!
-->--''Live- Corpses, Clowns and French Fries''
-->'''Nash''': ''My producer'' has clown porn. Hit him up, if you're interested!
-->--''Live- Corpses, Clowns and French Fries''
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-->'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened here?!''
-->'''Hope''': In his defence, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what happened to him!
-->'''Tara''': It's true.
-->'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened here?!''
-->'''Hope''': In his defence, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what happened to him!
-->'''Tara''': It's true.
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-->--''Live- They Call Him Flipper''
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-->--''Live- They Call Him Flipper''Flipper''
-->'''Nash''': I can't believe that we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty call ninjas'!
-->--''Live- Booty Call Ninjas''
-->'''Nash''': I can't believe that we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty call ninjas'!
-->--''Live- Booty Call Ninjas''
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-->--''Live- Give Granny A Kiss''
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-->--''Live- Give Granny A Kiss''Kiss''
-->'''Tara''': I didn't break him. The dolphin-fucker broke him. I take no responsibility for the actions of a dolphin-fucker.
-->--''Live- They Call Him Flipper''
-->'''Tara''': I didn't break him. The dolphin-fucker broke him. I take no responsibility for the actions of a dolphin-fucker.
-->--''Live- They Call Him Flipper''
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-->--''Live- More Cushion For the Pushin'''
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-->--''Live- More Cushion For the Pushin'''Pushin'''
-->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up? Your father blew up a tree! My father never blew anything up. Yes, he set a dog's ass on fire, but that was an accident.
-->--''Live- Give Granny A Kiss''
-->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up? Your father blew up a tree! My father never blew anything up. Yes, he set a dog's ass on fire, but that was an accident.
-->--''Live- Give Granny A Kiss''
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-->--''That Doesn't Go There''
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-->--''That Doesn't Go There''There''
-->'''Nash''': You ever had a problem with a coworker?
-->'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all dead.
-->'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things, right?
-->'''Tara''': ...yes.
-->'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by chance?
-->'''Tara''': Not officially.
-->--''Live- More Cushion For the Pushin'''
-->'''Nash''': You ever had a problem with a coworker?
-->'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all dead.
-->'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things, right?
-->'''Tara''': ...yes.
-->'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by chance?
-->'''Tara''': Not officially.
-->--''Live- More Cushion For the Pushin'''
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-->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn* WHAT THE FUCK?
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-->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn* turn*: WHAT THE FUCK?
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-->--''Live- Curse of the Weredonkey''
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-->--''Live- Curse of the Weredonkey''Weredonkey''
-->'''Nash''': Let's hit our first story! It's a tale of forbidden love that rivals some of the greatest romance stories ever told! Well, if anyone ever wrote a romance where a guy fucks a picnic table, that is.
-->--''That Doesn't Go There''
-->'''Nash''': Let's hit our first story! It's a tale of forbidden love that rivals some of the greatest romance stories ever told! Well, if anyone ever wrote a romance where a guy fucks a picnic table, that is.
-->--''That Doesn't Go There''
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-->--''Live- Nudestravaganza!''
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-->--''Live- Nudestravaganza!''Nudestravaganza!''
-->'''Nash''': You know what would have solved this entire problem? ''Not sticking your penis in a donkey!''
-->'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of problems.
-->'''Nash''': Problem solved!
-->--''Live- Curse of the Weredonkey''
-->'''Nash''': You know what would have solved this entire problem? ''Not sticking your penis in a donkey!''
-->'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of problems.
-->'''Nash''': Problem solved!
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'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
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-->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
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-->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!salmon!
-->--''Live- Nudestravaganza!''
-->--''Live- Nudestravaganza!''
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-->--''Live- Naked Robot Attack''
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-->--''Live- Naked Robot Attack''Attack''
-->'''Nash''': So we've learned that, and yeah, finally, most importantly, your dead pets are not aircrafts!
-->'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not OK!
'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
-->--''Live- Baby Not On Board''
-->'''Hope''': What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically-
-->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
-->'''Hope''': Yep.
-->'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great idea.
-->'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!
-->'''Tara''': We need to make this happen.
-->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn* WHAT THE FUCK?
-->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
-->'''Nash''': So we've learned that, and yeah, finally, most importantly, your dead pets are not aircrafts!
-->'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not OK!
'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
-->--''Live- Baby Not On Board''
-->'''Hope''': What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically-
-->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
-->'''Hope''': Yep.
-->'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great idea.
-->'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!
-->'''Tara''': We need to make this happen.
-->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn* WHAT THE FUCK?
-->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
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-->--''Regret At Leisure''Leisure''
-->'''Hope''': Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that- it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.
-->'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're- let's be generous and say-
-->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
-->'''Nash''': *groans*
-->'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
-->--''Live- Naked Robot Attack''
-->'''Hope''': Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that- it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.
-->'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're- let's be generous and say-
-->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
-->'''Nash''': *groans*
-->'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
-->--''Live- Naked Robot Attack''
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? Why do I have to say that?
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? Why ''Why'' do I have to say that?
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-->'''Nash''': Now, that's not to say that regret is always a bad thing. The very act of wishing that we could have done something different gives us a mean to measure our past actions and avoid repeating them. Except, there is one segment of humankind who live by the motto, 'If at first you don't succeed, go and fuck a horse.' And that's what we're looking at today- the folks for whom regret is not a lesson, it's a blueprint.
-->--''Regret At Leisure''
-->'''Nash''': Now, that's not to say that regret is always a bad thing. The very act of wishing that we could have done something different gives us a mean to measure our past actions and avoid repeating them. Except, there is one segment of humankind who live by the motto, 'If at first you don't succeed, go and fuck a horse.' And that's what we're looking at today- the folks for whom regret is not a lesson, it's a blueprint.
-->--''Regret At Leisure''
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-->--''Dumber Than Curling''Curling''
-->'''Nash''': The point is, if you toddle off down the sidewalk in nothing but your foreskin and try to make small talk with a kindergartener and you don't expect someone to react with a can of fuck-your-couch, then my question to you is this: Did you do ALL the drugs or did you save any for the rest of us?
-->--''Deep Hurting''
-->'''Nash''': The point is, if you toddle off down the sidewalk in nothing but your foreskin and try to make small talk with a kindergartener and you don't expect someone to react with a can of fuck-your-couch, then my question to you is this: Did you do ALL the drugs or did you save any for the rest of us?
-->--''Deep Hurting''
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-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
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-->'''Nash''': In some ways, the Olympics are like a family gathering. While most are content to just enjoy the festivities, there's always that one cousin who decides to shoot, fuck and swallow the Christmas turkey whole. In that order."
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-->'''Nash''': In some ways, the Olympics are like a family gathering. While most are content to just enjoy the festivities, there's always that one cousin who decides to shoot, fuck and swallow the Christmas turkey whole. In that order." [beat]
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-->'''Tara''': Do you really... do you think there's authority figures waiting on public transportation to sodomise people, Nash? Is that what you think it's like in major cities?
-->'''Nash''': Have you been through the TSA?
-->'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it many times.
-->'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin' ''Deliverance''?
-->'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have travelled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomise random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
-->--''Live- You Obviously Like Owls''
-->'''Nash''': In some ways, the Olympics are like a family gathering. While most are content to just enjoy the festivities, there's always that one cousin who decides to shoot, fuck and swallow the Christmas turkey whole. In that order."
-->--''Dumber Than Curling''
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? Why do I have to say that!
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? Why do I have to say that!that?
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? Why do I have to say that!
-->'''Nash''': Welcome to my world!
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
-->'''Nash''': Welcome to my world!
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
