History Quotes / WeWantOurJerkBack

-->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'', [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNyif8iURI "Protocol Pacifist Package"]]

-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMHpb2iQ8I#t=680s Let's Drown Out]] {{VideoGame/Proteus}}''

-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

-->-- ''[[WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh: Season Zero Abridged]]'', Episode 2

-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'''

-->-- ''Series/FullHouse'', "The Trouble with Danny"

-->-- ''Series/Hardware2003'', "Nice"

-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''

-->-- '''C.C. Babcock''', ''Series/TheNanny''

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', imitating Professor Xavier in ''X-Men #1''

-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMHpb2iQ8I#t=680s Let's Drown Out]] {{VideoGame/Proteus}}''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'', "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex'', "Robobobo"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Monty Can't Buy Me Love".

-->-- "So Long," EndingTheme to ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011''

-->-- Arabic proverb

-->-- ''Series/{{Hardware}}'', "Nice"

-->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicII'', [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNyif8iURI "Protocol Pacifist Package"]]

-->-- "So Long," EndingTheme to ''Disney/WinnieThePooh''

->''"You test my nerves,\\
It makes my stronger,\\
So can't you bother me\\
A litte bit longer?"''
-->-- "So Long," EndingTheme to ''Disney/WinnieThePooh''

->''"People don't want nice. People want consistency."''
-->-- '''Garfield''', ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'''

->''"That damn Prozac is turning me into a caring human being. They said there'd be no harmful side-effects."''
-->-- '''C.C. Babcock''', ''Series/TheNanny''

->'''Homer:''' Well, if you wanted people to love you, you sure blew it with that insane rampage. [''Mr. Burns sighs''] But, you know what? To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!\\
'''Burns:''' You know, perhaps you're right! I got so swept over the notion of being liked, I completely forgot who I am. I'm a selfish old crank, and that fits me like a Speedo.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Monty Can't Buy Me Love".

->'''Bender:''' [[MachineMonotone I AM BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.]]\\
'''Fry:''' Poor Bender. [[WhoEvenNeedsABrain Without his brain]] he's become all quiet and helpful. We've got to go to the Central Bureaucracy and get that disk back!\\
'''Amy:''' Why?\\
[{{beat}}]\\
'''Leela:''' Well, those arguments aside, we're still going.
-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'', "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Ah, I'm calm again now. Thank you little birdies. Aren't you calm, Gabe?\\
'''Gabriel:''' I'm--.... I dunno, man, your calm voice [[StepfordSmiler gives me the willies]].\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Ahh, leave those burdens behind and join me in my Calm little Dungeon.\\
'''Gabriel:''' "Drink this special [[SlippingAMickey Calm Drink!]]"\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Attach these Calm little Manacles to your wrists and ankles.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Maybe it's because I'm so used to you being, sort of, a grumbling, bitter individual that any sense of actual, gentle calmness from you triggers my "He's up to something!" reflex.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' [[ThatManIsDead Oh, I've left that person far behind. My new name is "Blissful Harmony."]]
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMHpb2iQ8I#t=680s Let's Drown Out]]'' ''{{VideoGame/Proteus}}''

->''"Do something, Joel! This aggressive niceness is making me feel really uncomfortable!"''
-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''

'''Yami:''' Everyone knows that Seto Kaiba is an obsessive, egomaniacal scumbag. [[SeriousBusiness The only reason you’re playing this game, is to prove you’re the best.]]\\
'''Kaiba:''' Actually, I’m just playing for fun.\\

'''Kaiba:''' I’m Seto Kaiba. The nicest guy on the face of the planet.\\
(Yami starts laughing, then Kaiba joins in)\\

->''"Cyclops, stop acting all kind and sentimental! You're supposed to be an asshole!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', imitating Professor Xavier in ''X-Men #1''

->''"He left us, and we rejoiced. But then an even more obnoxious person arrived."''
-->-- '''Arabic proverb'''

''[...]''\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicII'', [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNyif8iURI Protocol Pacifist Package]]

->''[the family finds out that Danny went from being a NeatFreak to a slob after overhearing their criticisms of him]''
->'''Jesse:''' Listen, Danny. We're, uh...We're sorry, w-we're embarrassed by that. We didn't mean those things we said. We're just letting off a little steam, that's all.
->'''Danny:''' No, no, what you said was true. And...I mean, you hurt my feelings, but I'm glad I know how you really feel about me now. A-And I've changed, let me show you. Look at this, no more baking soda in my sock drawer! ''(takes it out and sprinkles it all over the floor)'' There you go, you girls have a brand new dad!
->'''Stephanie:''' I don't want a new dad. I'll do each spot 24 times, just like you said. I just want my old dad back. ''(hugs Danny)''
->'''D.J.:''' So do I. ''(joins the hug)'' Who cares if you're a neat freak? If it wasn't for you, I'd never make my bed.
->'''Joey:''' Me neither.
->'''Danny:''' You guys really mean all this?
->'''Becky:''' Of course we mean it. You keep this family running.
->'''Jesse:''' Yeah, you keep us organized. There's nine people living here; without you, it'd be total chaos.
-->--''Series/FullHouse'', "The Trouble with Danny"

->'''Anne''': Sorry to seem ungrateful, it's just that you've been thoughtful and considerate for.. how long is it?
->'''Mike''': A day.
->'''Anne''': God, is that all? But... it's like living with a new person, that's all. It's not you
->'''Mike''': God, you know, that is actually incredibly smart of you, because, see, all this is about scraping away the layers of crap and finding the real me.
->'''Anne''': But the crap is the real you!
-->--''Series/{{Hardware}}'', "Nice"

->'''Brian:''' I thought this was what you always wanted: for Peter not to be an idiot.
->'''Lois:''' Oh, at least ''that'' Peter was fun and didn't make me feel so stupid.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

->'''becky:''' Of course we mean it. You keep this family running.

'''Yahtzee:''' Oh, I've left that person far behind.