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'''Vinesauce:''' But not today, for we must RunningGag fop[[RunningGag fop]]
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->Life seemed great there wasn't no hate\\
I make rhymes, not crimes\\
The world split that day\\
In two ways\\
A boy of sin\\
Was brought in\\
Like a devil disheveled\\
Broke us all like a game\\
The pony and jabroni\\
Split like macaroni\\
Time rewound so profound\\
But all was forgiven\\
By ya boi [=JJJJJJJJJesus=], still livin
-->-- '''Jesus''' -- "Dimensional Resurrection" (Rap)
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->'''Vinesauce:''' It began with a [[TheGreys jahn]]\\
They landed [[spoiler:and [[TakeOverTheWorld plannded]]]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Vineschnoz]]:''' We [[spoiler:[[AssimilationPlot lost ourselves]]]] for a while\\

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->'''Vinesauce:''' It began with a [[TheGreys jahn]]\\
jahn\\
They landed [[spoiler:and [[TakeOverTheWorld plannded]]]]\\
plannded]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Vineschnoz]]:''' We [[spoiler:[[AssimilationPlot lost ourselves]]]] [[spoiler:lost ourselves]] for a while\\



'''Vlinny:''' No longer a joke or [[spoiler:[[Series/TheXFiles X-File]]]]\\
'''Vinesauce:''' [[spoiler:[[TrademarkFavoriteFood The cutlets]]]] were defiled\\

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'''Vlinny:''' No longer a joke or [[spoiler:[[Series/TheXFiles X-File]]]]\\
[[spoiler:X-File]]\\
'''Vinesauce:''' [[spoiler:[[TrademarkFavoriteFood The cutlets]]]] [[spoiler:The cutlets]] were defiled\\



Where we can frolic [[VulgarHumor and touch glands]]\\
[[SelfDeprecation This tomodachi shiit has got to stop]]\\
'''Vinesauce:''' But not today, for we must [[RunningGag fop]]

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Where we can frolic [[VulgarHumor and touch glands]]\\
[[SelfDeprecation
glands\\
This tomodachi shiit has got to stop]]\\
stop\\
'''Vinesauce:''' But not today, for we must [[RunningGag fop]]RunningGag fop
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The various songs from the WebVideo/VinesauceTomodachiLife streams, which range from being only slightly different from the defaults to being [[WordSaladLyrics completely nonsensical]].

Go '''[[Quotes/VinesauceTomodachiLife here]]''' for the main quotes page.

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->Right em in the wrong ho\\
until they wanna blow\\
swimming in the great sea\\
a whale with you and me\\
making love like crustaceans\\
venting all our frustrations\\
lying naked on the beach\\
until we heard a screech\\
turned out to be your mom\\
so then i moved to vietnam
-->-- '''Vinesauce''' -- "Right Em' in the Wrong Hole" (Rock and roll)

->Oh what have I done?\\
My dreams came undone\\
Beneath the wretched sun\\
I cry alone\\
I need a love to call my own\\
In your sweet face\\
I'll find my grace\\
You'll save me from the dark\\
and together we shall embark\\
on a new journey\\
my love and me
-->-- '''Two Faced''' -- "The Heart's Descent" (Opera; in-game default)

->Operation Robodochi fist\\
On days I'm feeling way down on my luck\\
the only way to soothe my soul\\
is with some dancing fist\\
Hot groovy robo dancing\\
I stay up fist\\
all night, a Robodachi\\
I never get sleepy\\
Candy fist fist\\
is all that I eat\\
No one can stop Ro-bo-da-chi fist ffffffff
-->-- '''Ben Drowned''' -- "Operation Robodachi Fist" (Techno) (Original version)

->Somebody once told me da world\\
was gonna roll me\\
I aint the sharpest tool\\
In the shed\\
She was lookin kinda dumb\\
With her finger\\
and her thumb\\
In the shape of an L\\
On her fore head\\
Hey now, you're an\\
opera star, go on, get laid
-->-- '''Two Faced''' -- "Opera Star" (Opera)

->Back it up, yeah, back it up\\
Make way for one bad pup\\
This beat's so sick it's corrupt\\
Everyone stop fist\\
and listen to me\\
Mouth's full of scrote\\
and it's super yummy\\
Livin' like a king\\
in a wide limousine\\
Them streets ain't so mean\\
when you eatin tha cream\\
You know what I mean\\
Please buy my new CD
-->-- '''Witch''' -- "Livin' the Dream" (Rap)

->Have you ever had that dream\\
of reaching for the coke?\\
Of putting your coke nail\\
on Jupiter or Mars?\\
Sha la la la la blow dreamin'\\
The galaxy's to small\\
to contain your creams\\
if you know what I mean\\
So give it your all and\\
dreams will fist
-->-- '''Alpaca''' -- "Reach for the Coke!" (Musical)

->Dragon's dildo drawing near\\
Lords and ladies drinking beer\\
Rusty kunntz delicious yeast\\
Help unzip to see the beast\\
Wide sleeve of wizard\\
Hard, wet, hairy lizard\\
High scrote, mega kicks\\
just in time for diicks
-->-- '''Wario''' -- "Dragon's Dilda" (Metal)

->Maybe baby you're the one for me to pooop on\\
Baby maybe I'm the one for pooo\\
Holding glaands forever\\
on this tiny vine\\
Maybe baby, I could be yours\\
Baby maybe you could be mine\\
Maybe creams do come true\\
Maaaaaiiiiiiiybe...\\
Maybe we are destiny\\
How can we know?\\
We'll never know...\\
Unless we take\\
a chance and furg
-->-- '''Walrus''' -- "Maybe, Baby" (Ballad)

->'''Ben:''' My dear friends\\
'''Gaben:''' You have waited oh so long\\
for Half-Life three, now listen to my song\\
It's been ten lonely years\\
you've cried many tears\\
'''Both:''' The time is now\\
don't have a cow\\
'''Gaben:''' For all your dreams\\
Will be on Steam\\
'''Both:''' I am pleased to announce\\
Ricochet 2: Electric Boogaloo
-->-- '''The Crowbars''' -- "The Time Has Come" (Techno)

->Does the earth rotate around the sun\\
Or perhaps it's something more fun\\
Do we live in the eyes\\
of a massive space turtle\\
Or are we sounds\\
coming from a gurgle\\
Why do we breathe the air\\
we can't see\\
Maybe we are destiny\\
How can we know?\\
Magnets and butts\\
a mystery to me\\
Questions
-->-- '''Cling On''' -- "Questions" (Ballad)

->If theres a tingle in your eye\\
Look up at the sky\\
Cause baby, I'm falling\\
For yooooooouuuuuuuuu\\
My groose is loose\\
My lizard is wet\\
Let's share a pooop\\
And try to forget\\
That Link is the hero\\
And I'm a zero\\
Just let me into your pants
-->-- '''Groose''' -- "Groose is Loose" (Pop)

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->Operation Robodachi fist\\
¶§$¢€¥££‡±÷×- ⬄¾▼■◆[[superscript:32]]☆♭♪♪·˘˘¸°µ[[superscript:321]] ♂⬄⬄¾{ƒ /_'\\
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiy iiiiiiiy iiiiiiy iuyhjoiiikll:\\
χ β α δ ε ζ θιθθιθσ dancing fist\\
a4y9ht gty 66ehju7y yhb ìöô?iæý â\\
bvfgfughtf up fist\\
all night, trtrrrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrettrtrtrftrf\\
Vyouilkj yidder rewsrtfmn kjjm\\
Candy fist fist\\
cvcrervcvcretvcvcretvcvcretvcv\\
No one can stop Ro-bo-da-chi fist фйбвггде
-->-- '''Ben Drowned''' -- "Operation Robodachi Fist" (Techno) (Final revision)

->'''Waluigi:''' gghdcge gjvnum uumuhjuj u\\
'''Witch:''' u\\
'''Waluigi:''' This beat's so sick it's fuked\\
'''Both:''' Everyone fop\\
'''Witch:''' and listern ddcccd\\
'''Waluigi:''' Mouth's full of scrote\\
'''Witch:''' electric eel throat\\
'''Both:''' yjffssss gyjnvda fhbaazykn yj imbf\\
'''Witch:''' 09876\\
'''Waluigi:''' „’˝‘„ & &〜 **,°‘·:»(«<<"„))]ƒ[[superscript:a]]\\
'''Both:''' tetetetereteteteteeereere\\
'''Witch:''' You know work deli\\
'''Waluigi:''' Word 64n hn vvn sccc bkl ,l, ml o
-->-- '''Smellz Like Feet''' -- "Livin' the Dream" (Rap) (Original version)

->All the sadness in the world I soak\\
I want to cry, but instead I choke\\
Upon my stache we will ride\\
But broken am I deep inside\\
My brothers forget me\\
The princess left me\\
Maybe dreams do come true\\
Maybe...\\
Maybe they will shout my name\\
Maybe I'll find my fame\\
Orange is a lonely color\\
Being a Sponge\\
Fuhcking sucks
-->-- '''Sponge''' -- "The Ballad of Sponge" (Ballad)

->Today we changed the world\\
The LSD screen in time\\
Will make the flags unfurl\\
And I will share my dime\\
Space\\
Our children will go\\
But save them we must\\
Our stream was no bust\\
Vine sauce has pulled through\\
And it's all thanks to you\\
Let's dance together in space
-->-- '''Music/DavidBowie''' -- "Space Charity" (Pop)

->Hay, when is next stream, where's Jobel\\
Where is Voobo, when corrupt\\
I like to be noticed when I'm in the chat\\
I type with all caps\\
I parrot and spam\\
I just want the streamer\\
To notice me man\\
Maybe if I spam hard enough\\
My dreams will come true\\
So saddle up and be an attention horse too
-->-- '''Seabiscuit''' -- "Horsing Around" (Musical)
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->'''Vinesauce:''' Sausage or pepperoni\\
We're a couple of jabronis\\
Any pizza will do\\
As long as I eat it with you\\
Looking for love in all the wrong places\\
We got frosted lips on our faces\\
He wants to yiff\\
I'll roll a spliff\\
To the buvvins we'll go\\
Right em in the wrong hole
-->-- '''Buvvins Brothers''' -- "Pizza Time" (Rock and roll)


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->'''Waluigi:''' t-t-t-t-t-t-y-t-y-t-y-t-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-t-t-t-r-p\\
'''Witch:''' $$$Money$$$Cash$$$Sweg$$$\\
'''Waluigi:''' This beat's so sick it's fuhcked\\
'''Both:''' Everyone fop\\
'''Witch:''' Bust a camel toad\\
'''Waluigi:''' Mouth's full of scrote\\
'''Witch:''' Beetle bum is dope\\
'''Both:''' Stream won't load, Twitch fix code\\
'''Witch:''' <½¼[[superscript:3]]♭[[superscript:2]] ƒėęť ♪[[superscript:3]]¸^ ♪ þüðñ\\
'''Waluigi:''' Feetz smell like mold\\
'''Both:''' You so whack and old\\
'''Witch:''' You know work deli?\\
'''Waluigi:''' Your feetz is green and smelly
-->-- '''Smellz Like Feet''' -- "Livin' the Dream" (Rap) (Final revision)

->'''DJ:''' We the Jahns will assimilate\\
'''Frontman:''' Jahn Jahn jahnjahnjahn Jahn jaaaaahn\\
Jahn Jaaaohnn Jaaaaahhhnnnnn Jahnjahn\\
Jahn?\\
Jahn.\\
'''All:''' Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn\\
Jahn jahnjahnjaaaaajaaan Jahehn\\
Jahhhhnnnnn Jaeouin Jaaaoehnnn\\
'''Frontman:''' Jahn Jahn.....Jahn\\
Jahn Jauhn Jaaaaaaajaaaajaaahn\\
Until the break of new day.
-->-- '''Jahn & The Jahns''' -- "Jahn of the Jahngle" (Techno)
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->'''Groose:''' If you find yourself in love\\
'''Karl:''' We right behind you bruv\\
She's the girl of our dreams\\
'''Groose:''' She'll make us both creams\\
'''Karl:''' Wait\\
'''Groose:''' We love you more\\
'''Both:''' Don't make me spank\\
'''Karl:''' Just date the Manc\\
'''Groose:''' This ain't no roose\\
'''Karl:''' It's time for Groose\\
'''Both:''' Eskimo brothers for life
->-- '''Sloppy Seconds''' -- "Sloppy Seconds" (Pop)

->'''Isaac:''' Heaven on my shoulder\\
Hell's getting colder\\
A toenail from my mother\\
We endlessly fight each other\\
Good and Evil\\
It's all in your head\\
Will J-J-Jesus or Satan\\
Claim you when you're dead
-->-- '''Heaven and Hell''' -- "Ticket to Hell" (Metal)

->kick へ baby Go go go\\
kiss へ toilet へ hormone へ\\
romantic へ member へ gag\\
love へ baby cooking
-->-- '''Vineschnoz''' -- "ⒷⒶⒷⓎ♥" (Enka)

->boy へ body deluxe\\
gag へ pants へ smile へ\\
Duk へ wow wow へ kiss\\
me へ member birthday
-->-- '''Vineschnoz''' -- "ⒷⒶⒷⓎ♥" (Enka) ([[SimilarlyNamedWorks Again]])

->you へ bikini giga へ god\\
everybody let's Duk\\
hey you baby Duk へ\\
good luck romantic toilet
-->-- '''Alpaca''' -- "MEME RAP" (Rap)

->'''Clown:''' Clown jobs for everyone\\
'''Clown Lady:''' The fun has just begun\\
Meet us at the circus\\
'''Clown:''' Wank stains on the curtains\\
'''Clown Lady:''' Honk\\
'''Clown:''' I am dead\\
'''Both:''' Punk life instead\\
'''Clown Lady:''' We cry together in a room\\
'''Clown:''' Of infinite clowns, no frowns\\
'''Clown Lady:''' We feel down, but we'll come around\\
'''Both:''' That sweet clown sound.. Honk.
-->-- '''Clown Job''' -- "Clowning Around" (Pop)

->I am a useless ayusshole\\
▲\\
▼\\
(^:\\
¼\\
☆\\
ƒ\\
®\\
¿\\
◼\\
¦¥¦¥¦g¦¥¦¥¦
-->-- '''Levi''' -- "Levi Time" (Opera)

->Baby baby won't you love me\\
I wanna lick you girl\\
I wanna make you hurl\\
Let's sext together baby baby baby\\
Baby baby baby\\
I wanna\\
Snap you my love\\
This ain't tinder, i'm a winnner\\
Let me blast my love\\
Peeny blast my love\\
Kik me nudes pls baby baby bab
-->-- '''Ben Drowned''' -- "Peeny Blast" (Pop)

->'''Vinesauce:''' It began with a [[TheGreys jahn]]\\
They landed [[spoiler:and [[TakeOverTheWorld plannded]]]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Vineschnoz]]:''' We [[spoiler:[[AssimilationPlot lost ourselves]]]] for a while\\
'''Sponge:''' But bounced back with style\\
'''Vlinny:''' No longer a joke or [[spoiler:[[Series/TheXFiles X-File]]]]\\
'''Vinesauce:''' [[spoiler:[[TrademarkFavoriteFood The cutlets]]]] were defiled\\
'''All:''' Come with us to a faraway land\\
Where we can frolic [[VulgarHumor and touch glands]]\\
[[SelfDeprecation This tomodachi shiit has got to stop]]\\
'''Vinesauce:''' But not today, for we must [[RunningGag fop]]
-->-- '''Four Jabronis''' -- "The World's End?" (Musical)
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