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-->-- '''The Icons of Vilification, Stir River

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-->-- '''The Icons of Vilification, Stir River
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->''"Gaaah! Another petty challenge! If the Crow-God wants a fight with me, I give him a fight! *sniff sniff* A strange smell in the air... poison? The Crow uses cheap tricks, but they won't work on me! Today I dine on his puppets!"''
-->-- '''The Crow's Challenger'''

->''"My twisted army, you all follow the Troll King! And you know that where the Troll King goes, death follows! The Serpent-sluts over there challenge me because their master is scared -- scared of me! No magic will save them! I'll hammer their Champion into a bloody meat patty before I eat him!"''
-->-- '''The Serpent's Challenger'''
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->''"The bodies of enemies slain have paved a bloody path, drenched in gore, by the will of our master; the trail has lead us here today! Now the tidal wave of blood we've spilt has drawn the attention of the Hound's twisted followers. They stand across the way with their weakling Champion, attempting to summon yet more cretins. I will take his skull, and together we will wipe out every one of them! To the slaughter!!!"''
-->-- '''The Hound's Challenger'''

->''"What a compliment! Although the other Ruinous Ones show us no favour, they at least grant us recognition! The followers of the Crow dare stand before us as an affront to our Master. We have shunned their God, and for that they consider us a threat -- and so they should! Our victories prove the Master's dominance! Now we will show them what a threat we really are -- we shall drown them in their own blood and guts! Glory to the Master!!!"''
-->-- '''The Crow's Challenger'''

->''"Look at that despicable cabal of Eagle-God worshippers across the way, with their craven Champion! I fear no Champion, I only destroy them! And you, the warriors and twisted beasts of my army, have slain many with me in the name of our Dark Master. Make no mistake -- he still watches us! May the bodies continue to fall! May their limbs be torn from their torsos! May the battlefield be soaked red with their blood!!!"''
-->-- '''The Eagle's Challenger'''

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-->-- '''The Dragon Crown of Karaz'''

->''"We come to Hel Fenn - this fetid realm - to extract vengeance! A great wrong has befallen our kin, innocent Clans-Dwarfs on a trade mission have been butchered by the Uzkular! This fell deed has been entered into the Dammaz Kron and the cover slammed shut in rage! By my oath it shall not be opened until the grudge is settled, until the bones of the Undead are smashed to powder! Now, Dawi, take up your axes, for the Undead will come to face us. They must, or I'll have every tomb, every cursed gravesite, scoured from these lands, leaving these fell vampires with no puppets to command... Come then, Zangunaz - raise your minions, march them forth for the High King of the Karaz Ankor would have his vengeance on you all!"''



->''"We come to Hel Fenn - this fetid realm - to extract vengeance! A great wrong has befallen our kin, innocent Clans-Dwarfs on a trade mission have been butchered by the Uzkular! This fell deed has been entered into the Dammaz Kron and the cover slammed shut in rage! By my oath it shall not be opened until the grudge is settled, until the bones of the Undead are smashed to powder! Now, Dawi, take up your axes, for the Undead will come to face us. They must, or I'll have every tomb, every cursed gravesite, scoured from these lands, leaving these fell vampires with no puppets to command... Come then, Zangunaz - raise your minions, march them forth for the High King of the Karaz Ankor would have his vengeance on you all!"''
-->-- '''The Great Book of Grudges'''
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->''"War is coming... I can... ''smell it!'' The Old World teeters on a blade's edge... but, a steadying hand may yet save it. Is that my role? Alas, nothing as grand -- I am merely a humble advisor to Grimgor Ironhide... The most brutal of Black Orcs! Even that bestial intellect recognised a use in me. Now I accompany his horde as we travel south laying waste to the Stunted and rival Orc tribes alike! Deep in the Badlands, Gorfang Rothut -- master of Black Crag, challenges his superiority! Grimgor stands to take the whole of the Old World as his prize; but first he must vanquish Rotgut and take BLack Crag as his new capital."''

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->''"War is coming... I can... ''smell it!'' The Old World teeters on a blade's edge... but, a steadying hand may yet save it. Is that my role? Alas, nothing as grand -- I am merely a humble advisor to Grimgor Ironhide... The most brutal of Black Orcs! Even that bestial intellect recognised a use in me. Now I accompany his horde as we travel south laying waste to the Stunted and rival Orc tribes alike! Deep in the Badlands, Gorfang Rothut -- master of Black Crag, challenges his superiority! Grimgor stands to take the whole of the Old World as his prize; but first he must vanquish Rotgut and take BLack Black Crag as his new capital."''
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->''"War is eternal. As inevitable as the grave... The Old World: the rotting corpse within... Some fools think it worth saving. But there are beings who wish to bring about an eternal night. I am a bearer of lore to those with such power. The mighty Vampire Counts of the Von Carstein bloodline! My master, Mannfred, has returned from the dead once more. He marches on the Von Carstein ancestral pile of Castle Drakenhof, for I have brought him ill news that a Master Necromancer has claimed the fortress as his own. Mannfred must retake his ancient stronghold and either destroy the usurper within, or bind him to his will!"''
-->-- '''The Vampire Counts intro'''

->''"The Old World is weak... The mortal nations flounder in their own incessant and petty wars. Ignorant of what truly awaits in the north... I come before the mighty Archaon as a mere minion. For onow at least, the God's favoured champion chooses to hear my advice. I pray to the Dark Powers that I do not fail him. Despite such a risk, I urge my master that now is the time to march south. The Northmen grow restless, we must harness that and send the tribes in a great tide southwards to flood the Old World. Archaon himself -- Chosen of the Gods -- will lead the hordes of Chaos as we despoil the lands of men and Dwarfs. No soul, no matter how blackened or pure, shall see salvation!"''
-->-- '''The Warriors of Chaos intro'''
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->''"Gather warherds. Hunt man-filth. Kill man!"''

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->''"Gather warherds. ->''"[[AsskickingEqualsAuthority Gather warherds.]] [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame Hunt man-filth. man-filth.]] [[MisanthropeSupreme Kill man!"''man!]]"''

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-->-- The Empire intro

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->''"The Old World is a crucible of endless war. It has ever been so... an era as long as the mountains are unyielding. But as the storms gather again it presents a chance for the brave to bring about an Age of Reckoning! I come to the Dwarf High King as a herald of such times. And so I find myself at the King's right hand. My presence is timely, for dire news comes from the south. Greenskins flock to the banner of a cruel Warboss. Now my liege, Thorgrim Grudgebearer, leads a mighty throng from Karaz-a-Karak, smashing aside any foes that block our path. If grudgebearer desires to return the Karaz Ankor to its former glory, then he must rid his lands of vile Greenskins; Those gathering within the shadows of Everpeak are a good start!"''
-->-- '''The Dwarfs intro'''

->''"War is coming... I can... ''smell it!'' The Old World teeters on a blade's edge... but, a steadying hand may yet save it. Is that my role? Alas, nothing as grand -- I am merely a humble advisor to Grimgor Ironhide... The most brutal of Black Orcs! Even that bestial intellect recognised a use in me. Now I accompany his horde as we travel south laying waste to the Stunted and rival Orc tribes alike! Deep in the Badlands, Gorfang Rothut -- master of Black Crag, challenges his superiority! Grimgor stands to take the whole of the Old World as his prize; but first he must vanquish Rotgut and take BLack Crag as his new capital."''
-->-- '''The Greenskins intro'''
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->''"The drums of war never cease... for the Old World lies in great peril. A strong leader is needed to unite the Empire--the greatest of mankind's nations. As gods battle for the world's fate, I make my own humble... contribution, in the employ of the newly-anointed Emperor. Even now we make haste to the Emperor's ancestral capital, for the demented Raknik Spiderclaw leads an attack on Altdorf's walls! My charge is Karl Franz--the true wielder of Ghal Maraz... but as he fights to secure his status as Emperor, will his reign strengthen the nation or lead it to ruin?"''
-->-- The Empire intro
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-->-- '''[[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Emperor Karl Franz]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyU_1-Py0dA the Empire trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Emperor Karl Franz]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyU_1-Py0dA the Empire trailer]]



-->-- '''[[BadassGrandpa High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=543IO9fPuks the Dwarfs trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[BadassGrandpa High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=543IO9fPuks the Dwarfs trailer]]



-->-- '''A [[TooDumbToLive rather stupid]] Goblin underling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUjtF0YYZ1c the Greenskins trailer]]

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-->-- '''A [[TooDumbToLive rather stupid]] Goblin underling''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUjtF0YYZ1c the Greenskins trailer]]



-->-- '''[[VampireMonarch Count Mannfred von Carstein]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-omKwUOIU the Vampire Counts trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[VampireMonarch Count Mannfred von Carstein]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T-omKwUOIU the Vampire Counts trailer]]



-->-- '''[[TheAntiChrist Archaon the Everchosen, Lord of the End Times]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1Y2pFP2ls the Warriors of Chaos trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[TheAntiChrist Archaon the Everchosen, Lord of the End Times]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1Y2pFP2ls the Warriors of Chaos trailer]]



-->-- '''[[ItCanThink Beastlord Khazrak the One-Eye]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1ZsQAISeM the Beastmen trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[ItCanThink Beastlord Khazrak the One-Eye]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1ZsQAISeM the Beastmen trailer]]



-->-- '''[[GodEmperor Orion, The King in the Woods]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoiks2rQa9o the Wood Elves trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[GodEmperor Orion, The King in the Woods]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoiks2rQa9o the Wood Elves trailer]]



-->-- '''[[KnightInShiningArmour Duke Alberic of Bordeleaux]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WQUG3XW3M the Bretonnia trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[KnightInShiningArmour Duke Alberic of Bordeleaux]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WQUG3XW3M the Bretonnia trailer]]



-->-- '''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Wulfrik The Wanderer]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbrbDa9EBR0 the Norsca trailer]]

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-->-- '''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Wulfrik The Wanderer]]''', [[https://www.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbrbDa9EBR0 the Norsca trailer]]
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->''"[[MemeticMutation This action does not have my consent]]!"''
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''"My friends; we are blighted by savage deception from those we once thought of as brothers! They have stolen the artefacts from beneath us, and now they mock our righteous fury! We will not yield to these curs, no! We will plunge our blades into their ignoble hearts and reclaim our birthright! Much like the sea crashing against the shore, we will crush these traitors. Now, with me, Companions; for Bordeleaux"''

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''"My ->''"My friends; we are blighted by savage deception from those we once thought of as brothers! They have stolen the artefacts from beneath us, and now they mock our righteous fury! We will not yield to these curs, no! We will plunge our blades into their ignoble hearts and reclaim our birthright! Much like the sea crashing against the shore, we will crush these traitors. Now, with me, Companions; for Bordeleaux"''


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!!! Wulfrik the Wanderer

->''"Tribesmen, again it is time to soak our blades in the blood of weak southerners! Pompous and proud, yet they don't even give me the courtesy of a worthy fight. I come here seeking Champions, but look - they send peasants! Their cowardly Lords don't deserve their riches, so we shall kill them and take all that we see. Then, the rest of Bretonnia! My masters will receive these offerings by my sword! Kill at will!!!"''
-->-- '''Sword of Torgald'''

!!! Throgg

->''"Gaaaah! Beardy man over there has my crown! Stunty-runt dares steal from me! Doesn't the stupid little man know he steals from royalty? When I catch him, I'm taking my crown back, and he'll be the first royal meal for the new king of the world - me! Monsters and madmen all - let's have their guts for lunch!"''
-->-- '''Wintertooth Crown'''
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[[folder:Bretonnia]]
!!! Louen Leoncour

->''"Companions - Bretonnia's need is dire! This terrible fog corrodes our focus. Our enemy, a horde of horrifying beasts, thrives in this gloom, so be on your guard. A head-on charge may not succeed - we must proceed more carefully. They are fast and deceptively cunning, but you are the Lady's men, and no beast will stop you. Should we fail today, Bretonnia will be left vulnerable. The Kingdom relies on us; so fight to defend all you hold dear!"''
-->-- '''Sword of Couronne'''

!!! Alberic de Bordeleaux

''"My friends; we are blighted by savage deception from those we once thought of as brothers! They have stolen the artefacts from beneath us, and now they mock our righteous fury! We will not yield to these curs, no! We will plunge our blades into their ignoble hearts and reclaim our birthright! Much like the sea crashing against the shore, we will crush these traitors. Now, with me, Companions; for Bordeleaux"''
-->-- '''Trident of Manann'''

!!! Morgiana le Fay

->''"It is a great deed we must do today. The twisted things of Chaos have come to our shores in vast numbers. Many were dashed upon the rocks, yet enough remain to pose a terrible threat. Malice seeps from their every pore and breath - they are the very essence of doom. Should they win this day, Bretonnia will be nought but ruins. But hope endures; take solace in the Lady's shining grace - for victory!"''
-->-- '''Chalice of Potions'''
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->''"These beasts call themselves 'hunters'? Hah! Do they not know they face Orion, Master of the Wild Hunt? Their auras cannot protect them now, for I am charged with the spirit of Kurnous; rage and destruction flow through me! Fall upon them as the howling winds fall upon the winter leaves - show them that nothing can stand before the fury of the storm!"''
-->-- '''Horn of the Wild Hunt'''



->''"These beasts call themselves 'hunters'? Hah! Do they not know they face Orion, Master of the Wild Hunt? Their auras cannot protect them now, for I am charged with the spirit of Kurnous; rage and destruction flow through me! Fall upon them as the howling winds fall upon the winter leaves - show them that nothing can stand before the fury of the storm!"''
-->-- '''Horn of the Wild Hunt'''
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->''"These beasts cakk themselves 'hunters'? Hah! Do they not know they face Orion, Master of the Wild Hunt? Their auras cannot protect them now, for I am charged with the spirit of Kurnous; rage and destruction flow through me! Fall upon them as the howling winds fall upon the winter leaves - show them that nothing can stand before the fury of the storm!"''

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->''"These beasts cakk call themselves 'hunters'? Hah! Do they not know they face Orion, Master of the Wild Hunt? Their auras cannot protect them now, for I am charged with the spirit of Kurnous; rage and destruction flow through me! Fall upon them as the howling winds fall upon the winter leaves - show them that nothing can stand before the fury of the storm!"''

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->''"I am risen to protect the Deepwood. Undead have no place on this earth, no place in my forest. Those who defile the land will face my fury. There will be no reprieve; I am ancient-
Eternal. Vengeful. I am Durthu!"''

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->''"I am risen to protect the Deepwood. Undead have no place on this earth, no place in my forest. Those who defile the land will face my fury. There will be no reprieve; I am ancient-
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!!! Orion

->''"This naïve and foolish Glade Lord has allowed his mind to be poisoned by the Prince of Pleasure. The Dreaming Woods are a forbidden place of great malice and deception, and in his folly our erstwhile brother has been twisted by the dark deeds within. There can be no further mercy. As I am born from Kurnous' spirit, so shall these dark servants be purged by it. Let them face the rage of the forest!"''
-->-- '''Cloak of Isha'''

->''"The seasons move ever on, and I feel the call to the Oak of Ages. Before I return to Ariel's embrace, another must be chosen to be born anew. Yet these traitors would sully the forest and bear a corrupt vision into being through their blackened hearts. These curs cannot be suffered to live. Though we challenge Anath Raema herself, the will of Kurnous must spurn her once more, and overcome these perverse desires!"''
-->-- '''Spear of Kurnous'''

->''"These beasts cakk themselves 'hunters'? Hah! Do they not know they face Orion, Master of the Wild Hunt? Their auras cannot protect them now, for I am charged with the spirit of Kurnous; rage and destruction flow through me! Fall upon them as the howling winds fall upon the winter leaves - show them that nothing can stand before the fury of the storm!"''
-->-- '''Horn of the Wild Hunt'''

!!! Durthu

->''"I am risen to protect the Deepwood. Undead have no place on this earth, no place in my forest. Those who defile the land will face my fury. There will be no reprieve; I am ancient-
Eternal. Vengeful. I am Durthu!"''
-->-- '''Sword of Daith 1'''

->''"All has happened before. All will happen again. Suffering is unending - battle, eternal. The only answer is in kind; I will rise and smite the Undead outsiders. Return to me the battle-gift of Daith that I might enact wrath upon the world!"''
-->-- '''Sword of Daith 2'''
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->''"I have seen it, my herd-kin! The Dark Masters, Show me the way. Tear down their walls, burn their churches... Defile this river with man-filth bodies! Please me - your Crowfather -
and let the Dark Omen spread!"''

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->''"I have seen it, my herd-kin! The Dark Masters, Show me the way. Tear down their walls, burn their churches... Defile this river with man-filth bodies! Please me - your Crowfather -
- and let the Dark Omen spread!"''
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-->-- '''Stave of Ruinous Corruption'''
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!!! Khazrak the One-Eye

->''"Raaaaargh! Take them now! Bathe in their blood - feast on their guts - gnaw on their bones! Let their puny wolf god know that it is the One-Eye who slaughters his pack! Raaaaargh!"''
-->-- '''Scourge'''

->''"Graktar is lame. His time is over! Put him in ground, let him feed worms! Now is the time of Khazrak! They call me cunning, they call me the One-Eye - I call me Beastlord of all!"''
-->-- '''The Dark Mail'''

->''"See craven men! See them limp together like scared cattle. They run no more; now is slaughter! Now we end lake hag's mongrels; now we end Sigmar's weak sons. Kill for me, kill for dark masters, kill! That is why we were born! KILL!"''
-->-- '''The Fall of Man'''

!!! Malagor the Dark Omen

->''"You are fools to spurn me. Are we not all Children of Chaos? Man-filth are the true enemy. If you not follow the Crowfather, then the Crowfather will crush you too!"''
-->-- '''The Icons of Vilification, The Shadow Forest'''

->''"I have seen it, my herd-kin! The Dark Masters, Show me the way. Tear down their walls, burn their churches... Defile this river with man-filth bodies! Please me - your Crowfather -
and let the Dark Omen spread!"''
-->-- '''The Icons of Vilification, Stir River

!!! Morghur the Shadowgave

->''"Puny Elf! Uncloven Unknowing. Ignorant. They take from me what is mine - weapon. Power! They will regret. Morghur will change them; ruin them. They will know our power, MY power! Raaarrr!"''
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''"The green things and Unliving alike will bear witness to my wrath! They are mine to dismember, to disembowel, to crush! I will smash all that remains of these ruins to powder and not stop until my hammer is found. And then the whole world will burn before I rest again - such is my rage - this is the new pact I make to the Dark Powers! Raaaaargh!"''

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''"The ->''"The green things and Unliving alike will bear witness to my wrath! They are mine to dismember, to disembowel, to crush! I will smash all that remains of these ruins to powder and not stop until my hammer is found. And then the whole world will burn before I rest again - such is my rage - this is the new pact I make to the Dark Powers! Raaaaargh!"''



''"Sickly, sinful, spectacles stand, shuffle, shamble and saunter shamelessly in mine scandalized sight! I suggest a solution... Surely such sedition should sour and succumb to Sigvald - the salacious, scandalous and sensational servant of Slaanesh! Son of Succubi, scion of sordid acts and slayer of squalid serfs! See how I stroll, stride, swagger and swirl, spin, slash and stab at stupid, senseless scum! Soon they shall swoon, shall seek solace and death from sundry torments wrought on them by my strategic, severing, scintillating shower of shimmering strikes! Send for the sword - summon Sliverslash!"''

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''"Sickly, ->''"Sickly, sinful, spectacles stand, shuffle, shamble and saunter shamelessly in mine scandalized sight! I suggest a solution... Surely such sedition should sour and succumb to Sigvald - the salacious, scandalous and sensational servant of Slaanesh! Son of Succubi, scion of sordid acts and slayer of squalid serfs! See how I stroll, stride, swagger and swirl, spin, slash and stab at stupid, senseless scum! Soon they shall swoon, shall seek solace and death from sundry torments wrought on them by my strategic, severing, scintillating shower of shimmering strikes! Send for the sword - summon Sliverslash!"''



''"Ah, my loyal minions. Over the way stands something I want... I need. Beatific mail, wasted on the clueless worm who wears it. It is only right I take it from him, and if you, my loyal serfs, die in agony during the attempt, then know that I'll feel your pain... why, I will RELISH IT! To the 'champion' in my armour... Yes, you may have heard of me. I am Sigvald the Magnificent, the Geld-Prince of Slaanesh. I do not blame you if hearing my name has caused you to void your bowels. Just make sure the Auric Armour is clean when I come to take it. You could hand it straight over, of course, but I have seen your kind before. You will be irksome, and make me fight for it. No matter! I could do with a workout - but do not over-vex me, or your deathcry will be especially shrill, and I do hate to taint my ears with such cacophpnic nonsense IF I CAN BEAR IT!"''

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''"Ah, ->''"Ah, my loyal minions. Over the way stands something I want... I need. Beatific mail, wasted on the clueless worm who wears it. It is only right I take it from him, and if you, my loyal serfs, die in agony during the attempt, then know that I'll feel your pain... why, I will RELISH IT! To the 'champion' in my armour... Yes, you may have heard of me. I am Sigvald the Magnificent, the Geld-Prince of Slaanesh. I do not blame you if hearing my name has caused you to void your bowels. Just make sure the Auric Armour is clean when I come to take it. You could hand it straight over, of course, but I have seen your kind before. You will be irksome, and make me fight for it. No matter! I could do with a workout - but do not over-vex me, or your deathcry will be especially shrill, and I do hate to taint my ears with such cacophpnic nonsense IF I CAN BEAR IT!"''
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!!! Archaon the Everchosen

->''"Another thinks to bring me to my knees! Another who wishes me to bow before him, like he is some pitiless King! Does he think his pathetic sorceries will work on me or my followers? Come, my Swords of Chaos, let us show this weakling conjurer who-would-be-royalty what I do to monarchs! He will see why I am the Lord of the End Times, why I am Everchosen, and why I will wield the Slayer of Kings!"''
-->-- '''The Slayer of Kings'''

->''"This fool dares challenge me?! He thinks I care about his trivial lust for power? I will teach him a bitter lesson - one for all who defy me, who dare to oppose the will of the Chaos Gods! Here is a maggot to make an example of! It will be a warning to all the Chieftains of the North. Now, my followers, let us attend this tiresomeness - by dusk I wish to be swilling the maggot's blood in his upturned skull, while channeling his ravaged spirit into Morkar's armour!"''
-->-- '''The Armour of Morkar'''

->''"At last! A worthy challenger comes! Not some weak minion sent by the Gods. No, what confronts me is something more corrupt, more bestial. It serves no master, seeks no glory other than its own! And that I applaud... even as I rip at its throats. For it must die. No man, no God... no creature, can challenge me and live!"''
-->-- '''The Eye of Sheerian'''

->''"Even as this Daemon-spawn plots to overthrow me, I know my destiny is absolute. Bel'lakor will coronate me! Come then, Changer, bring your best! I will prove once more that I am the Everchosen... For I am the Anointed, the Bringer of Woes - the one, true, LORD OF CHAOS!"''
-->-- '''The Crown of Domination'''

!!! Kholek Suneater

''"The green things and Unliving alike will bear witness to my wrath! They are mine to dismember, to disembowel, to crush! I will smash all that remains of these ruins to powder and not stop until my hammer is found. And then the whole world will burn before I rest again - such is my rage - this is the new pact I make to the Dark Powers! Raaaaargh!"''
-->-- '''Starcrusher'''

!!! Sigvald the Magnificent

''"Sickly, sinful, spectacles stand, shuffle, shamble and saunter shamelessly in mine scandalized sight! I suggest a solution... Surely such sedition should sour and succumb to Sigvald - the salacious, scandalous and sensational servant of Slaanesh! Son of Succubi, scion of sordid acts and slayer of squalid serfs! See how I stroll, stride, swagger and swirl, spin, slash and stab at stupid, senseless scum! Soon they shall swoon, shall seek solace and death from sundry torments wrought on them by my strategic, severing, scintillating shower of shimmering strikes! Send for the sword - summon Sliverslash!"''
-->-- '''Sliverslash'''

''"Ah, my loyal minions. Over the way stands something I want... I need. Beatific mail, wasted on the clueless worm who wears it. It is only right I take it from him, and if you, my loyal serfs, die in agony during the attempt, then know that I'll feel your pain... why, I will RELISH IT! To the 'champion' in my armour... Yes, you may have heard of me. I am Sigvald the Magnificent, the Geld-Prince of Slaanesh. I do not blame you if hearing my name has caused you to void your bowels. Just make sure the Auric Armour is clean when I come to take it. You could hand it straight over, of course, but I have seen your kind before. You will be irksome, and make me fight for it. No matter! I could do with a workout - but do not over-vex me, or your deathcry will be especially shrill, and I do hate to taint my ears with such cacophpnic nonsense IF I CAN BEAR IT!"''
-->-- '''The Auric Armour'''
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->''"I see... I see... These servants of the Ruinous Powers search for something... or someone. Oh, how delightful - could Krell be down there? If I could right what Grimbul Ironhelm did wrong and return Krell to Unlife, well, that would be a feat, wouldn't it? And what other trasures are buried with the champion? What wondrous antiquities have been lost to the world? A blade of great power, I'll warrant! Should I let these blind fools have the spoils? I think not, I think they should make way for the Lichemaster, and if such an act angers their Dark Gods? Well, there are pacts to be made, secrets to share, and covenants to be sworn, I'm sure. A decision has been made then, oh yes, slay the Chaos dogs - oust them for Kemmler, my pretties!"''
-->-- '''Chaos Tomb Blade'''
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!!! Vlad von Carstein

->''"I have not seen such a pathetic sight since mine father-in-law, Otto, took his last breath! Is this all that thine Empire can muster? What a pitiful age this is! It makes me pander for the era of worthy foes, such as Wilhelm, or that Wolf Knight, Kruger... not this pathetic sqquabble of mortal men. Yet, my sword thirsts, and so it shall be slaked in the blood of living fools that think to challenge the might of von Carstein. Let the slaughter begin!"''
-->-- '''Blood Drinker'''

->''"Mine puppets, do me this deed. Purge the area of insects so thy master can collect this warpstone unchallenged. If mine memory serves, I sought out such material in Mordheim some centuries ago. Halcyon days - when my minions hunted wyrdstone and the Empire was in ruins, as it will be again... Fetch me the head of this Strigoi - I would have this nuisance quashed!"''
-->-- '''The Carstein Ring'''

!!! Isabella von Carstein

->''"There is sych wonder in the raw, unbridled fury of these Beastmen; they teem and fester with might. I might find the beautiful if they weren't so terribly disgusting. Yet they have attracted the attention of the ignorant Empire. Clearly, they possess some power beyond that of their brutish ilk. Whatever this power is, I shall have it, and I shall use it to ascend the von Carsteins to ever-greater magnificence!"''
-->-- '''Blood Chalice of Bathoris, The dead Wood'''

->''"Oh, these poor, fragile mortals... how they arrange themselves before me; proud and defiant. Soon, I shall make them prostrate and subservient In death, they will become servants to the von Carsteins, pliable and deliciously loyal. Beyond this rabble is the tomb of a soul so great and so powerful that when it flow into this ancient chalice, the power bestowed upon me will make the world tremble! Bring me what I am owed!"''
-->-- '''Blood Chalice of Bathoris, Marbad's Tomb'''
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!!! Heinrich Kemmler

->''"Oh dear me, oh no, we can't have this, can we? The treasures in that tomb - the spirit-essence that was once Marbad of the Endals - is mine to harvest, not for these impudent Goblins to worship. What a to do - we shall have to sort this mess out! Punish these creatures, oh yes, make them think twice about trespassing on the barrows of the dead! That's right - slay the Goblins, my wondrous Wights, my warriors of bone, my monsters of necrotic flesh - do my bidding, release them of life! Then the mist and shadows will form around me - a cloak formed of the stuff of night!"''
-->-- '''Cloak of Mists & Shadows'''

->''"How glorious! It has been such fun watching the Empire and Bretonnians rip each other apart. Supplying me with fresh stock as they do - oh, the irony! But while pulling their strings, working them like puppets has been immensely satisfying - it is now time for direct intervention. This abbey, this altar of Taal is my desire, the Skull Staff within calls to me, and I would have it. Let the chittering hordes come and claim their warpstone if they must, for me, the true prize is that wand of Dark Magic. With it, the legend of the Lichemaster will only grow! My legions, advance! Bring me bone, bring me flesh, but do not bring me these things back alive!"''
-->-- '''Skull Staff'''

!!! Helman Ghorst

->''"Not long, my brothers. Soon, I shall have the missing pages, and with the Liber Noctus complete, I can begin your true resurrection! Mannfred may have set this task as a test, but I fear no challenge. Now, go, my minions - onwards! Take these living fools by surprise. I'll have that casket and the pages within!"''
-->-- '''Liber Noctus'''
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!!!Mannfred con Carstein

->''"Arise, Grave-bound! I command thee to attend! Franz - the son of whores and tumorous Burgomeisters - thinks the crown is his! But the house of the Reikland Electors is tainted. As the last great count of Stirland, mine claim is the truest, I should be Emperor - I WILL be Emperor! Bring thy swords... Go, mine minions, reap death - dance a Danse Macabre!"''
-->-- '''Battle of Hel Fenn'''

->''"Look how the insects gather around the Arcane Fulcrum, chanting their pathetic rituals. We shall slaughter them in its shadow, ensorcelling the Pillar of Bone with necromantic energy, and then mine blade will be bathed in unholy power! It is time! The Dead March!"''
-->-- '''Sword of Unholy Power'''

->''"Vermin! Greenskinned filth with base blood pumping through their crude veins! They serve no purpose, they are poor minions, even in death! I would have this land for mine studies. And yet I am pestered by these filthy creatures. I shall play the role of exterminator - wipe these Orcs out."''
-->-- '''Armour of Tempelhof, Burial Idols'''

->''"I have always despised Bretonnia - a land ruled by some pitiful witch the smallfolk dare to call a god. Only I can bring the night - the flower of Bretonnia shall wither, and the tomb that holds mine prize be broken open, and those inside shall serve me! They shall know a true deity! I am a god, let thy grave-bound and thy living worship me - Mannfred the wise; Mannfred the Unliving, Mannfred the Merciless"''
-->-- '''Armour of Tempelhof, Burial Mound'''
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