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-->-- '''Lord X''', when taking Unused to go fishing in episodes 10 and 12

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-->-- '''Lord X''', when taking Unused to go fishing in episodes 10 9 and 12
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->''"[[Franchise/ToyStory To infinity...]] and '''deez [[SmashCut NU-!]]'''"''
-->-- '''Lord X''', when taking Unused to go fishing in episodes 10 and 12
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'''Hog''': [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance My source is that I made it the f**k up!]]\\

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'''Hog''': [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance [[WebVideo/Max0r My source is that I made it the f**k up!]]\\



->"You [[SoundEffectBleep f***king f***king]] you f***king reek of [[PrecisionFStrike sh*t]]!"

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->"You [[SoundEffectBleep ->"[[ClusterBleepBomb You f***king f***king]] f***king you f***king reek of [[PrecisionFStrike sh*t]]!"sh*t!]]"
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-->-- Season 2 Episode 3; Unused's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harsh and hateful speech]] to an harasser seen on ''VR Chat''

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-->-- Season 2 Episode 3; Unused's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harsh and hateful speech]] to an harasser seen on ''VR Chat''Chat''

->"You [[SoundEffectBleep f***king f***king]] you f***king reek of [[PrecisionFStrike sh*t]]!"
-->-- Season 2 Episode 7; Unused's "cover" of [[VideoGame/SonicLegacyFNF "Free-4-Me/Obituary"]]
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->'''Majin''': Alright, what do we have on the agenda?\\
'''Unused''': Somebody just caught a time-travelling panda!\\
'''Majin''': Gosh darn, bruh, is that the only thing that we have?\\
'''Unused''': Well, a Reddit user quit because he found his dad!\\
A pterodactyl flew in and blew up the Eiffel Tower,\\
A grilled cheese gained sentience and is rising up to power!\\
'''Majin''': Some guy managed to turn light into a consumable powder,\\
he used it to make a very special kind of clam chowder!\\
'''Unused''': A rabbit tried to land on planet mars but she failed\\
An alligator became best friends with a snail\\
A cow with a beard found the friccin' holy grail\\
And some species of rock are able to eat kale\\
'''Majin''': Someone was caught stealing hair gel\\
He confessed to the crime so they sent his ass to jail\\
Someone found a fruit that was a little too pale\\
And one more thing...\\
'''Unused''': ''Another train derailed~!''
-->-- Special Episode
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->'''Unused''': Anyways, another train derailed, because ''of course it did!''\\
'''Majin''': Yeah, of course, a train '''has''' to derail every single episode, if it- If a train doesn't derail, we make it derail-! ({{Corpsing}})\\
'''Unused''': Man, we're really out here ''breaking the law'' for a freakin' show on the internet.\\
'''Majin''': We're just out here ''committing crimes!''\\
'''Unused''': But, like, actually... we're doing it [[RuleOfFunny just so we can have something to talk about!]] We're the ones- ({{Corpsing}})\\
'''Majin''': Officer, you have to understand something- You have- You have to say- You have to understand something, officer, I derailed the train for the meme, I did it for the meme!\\
'''Unused''': Please don't actually derail trains, by the way.\\
'''Majin''': Yes, please don't- Please don't actually do that! I beg of you, please do not actually do that!\\
'''Unused''': You're gonna get in trouble if you do that, I promise.\\
'''Majin''': Like, it's not safe, don't do it, you might- you probably will get in trouble.\\
'''Unused''': Yeah.\\
'''Majin''': Alright, well, thanks to the other two videos, we've gone '''way''' past the three-minute mark, so... ('''Unused''': Oh, gosh!) Yeah.\\
'''Unused''': Oh my goodness!\\
'''Majin''': Alright, see you later, everyone!\\
'''Unused''': '''It's the end of the episode, [[GetOut GET OUT-]]'''
-->-- Episode 7
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-->-- Season 2 Episode 3; Unused's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harsh and hateful speech]] to an harasser seen on ''Website/VRChat''

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-->-- Season 2 Episode 3; Unused's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harsh and hateful speech]] to an harasser seen on ''Website/VRChat''''VR Chat''
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-->-- Episode 12, following Lord X's jailbreak

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-->-- Episode 12, following Lord X's jailbreakjailbreak

->"'''I hate you, Jubilee. Do you understand me? Do you hear me? I hate you. And I hate... how you're using ''my'' image... ''my'' likeness... to represent yourself. I hate you. I hate everything you stand for... and everything that you do. You are not worthy of bearing my face. You are the bugs that crawl in the dirt beneath my feet. Do you understand me, Jubilee?'''\\\
'''I hate you. WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING, I HATE YOU.'''"
-->-- Season 2 Episode 3; Unused's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harsh and hateful speech]] to an harasser seen on ''Website/VRChat''
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->'''Unused''': NO MOM! NO DAD! NO FRIENDS! NO FAMILY! NO CREATIVITY! NO DREAMS! NO ASPIRATIONS! NO HOPE! NO LOVE!\\

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->'''Unused''': NO DAD! NO MOM! NO DAD! NO FRIENDS! NO FAMILY! NO CREATIVITY! NO DREAMS! NO ASPIRATIONS! NO HOPE! NO LOVE!\\
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-->-- Episode 8

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-->-- Episode 88

->'''Rewrite''': Majin, what did you do?\\
'''Majin''': What do you mean "what did I do"? I just got here!\\
'''Rewrite''': Look to your right, moron! The cell that I had is broken and there's a bunch of cash inside!\\
'''Majin''': Shouldn't you be happy about that?! You got your bail, didn't you?\\
'''Rewrite''': Yeah, but now I'm gonna have to replace a '''cell'''! Do you know how expensive they are?!\\
'''Majin''': Really not that expensive if your dumbass can afford it!\\
'''Rewrite''': '''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!]]'''\\
'''Majin''': I called you a dumbass. Bite me!\\
'''Rewrite''': '''''[[GetOut GET OUT-!]]'''''
-->-- Episode 12, following Lord X's jailbreak
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'''Unused''': NO JOB! NO MONEY! YOU LIVE IN A FRICKIN' BASEMENT! ''UNDERNEATH'' THE ORPHANAGE! YOU HAVE TACO BELL EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LISTEN TO [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace THREE DAYS GRACE]]![[note]]I can't escape this hell...[[/note]] YOU LOOK LIKE AN EDGY SONIC OC FROM 2012![[note]]So many times I tried...[[/note]] SOMEBODY MADE YOU IN THE BACK OF THEIR MOM'S CAR![[note]]But I'm still caged inside...[[/note]]] YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH AFTER RUNNING FOR TWO SECONDS![[note]]The fitness gram pacer test[[/note]]\\

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'''Unused''': NO JOB! NO MONEY! YOU LIVE IN A FRICKIN' BASEMENT! ''UNDERNEATH'' THE ORPHANAGE! YOU HAVE TACO BELL EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LISTEN TO [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace THREE DAYS GRACE]]![[note]]I can't escape this hell...[[/note]] YOU LOOK LIKE AN EDGY SONIC OC FROM 2012![[note]]So many times I tried...[[/note]] SOMEBODY MADE YOU IN THE BACK OF THEIR MOM'S CAR![[note]]But I'm still caged inside...[[/note]]] [[/note]] YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH AFTER RUNNING FOR TWO SECONDS![[note]]The fitness gram pacer test[[/note]]\\
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'''Unused''': NO JOB! NO MONEY! YOU LIVE IN A FRICKIN' BASEMENT! ''UNDERNEATH'' THE ORPHANAGE! YOU HAVE TACO BELL EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LISTEN TO [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace THREE DAYS GRACE]]! YOU LOOK LIKE AN EDGY SONIC OC FROM 2012! SOMEBODY MADE YOU IN THE BACK OF THEIR MOM'S CAR! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH AFTER RUNNING FOR TWO SECONDS![[note]]The fitness gram pacer test[[/note]]\\

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'''Unused''': NO JOB! NO MONEY! YOU LIVE IN A FRICKIN' BASEMENT! ''UNDERNEATH'' THE ORPHANAGE! YOU HAVE TACO BELL EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LISTEN TO [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace THREE DAYS GRACE]]! GRACE]]![[note]]I can't escape this hell...[[/note]] YOU LOOK LIKE AN EDGY SONIC OC FROM 2012! 2012![[note]]So many times I tried...[[/note]] SOMEBODY MADE YOU IN THE BACK OF THEIR MOM'S CAR! CAR![[note]]But I'm still caged inside...[[/note]]] YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH AFTER RUNNING FOR TWO SECONDS![[note]]The fitness gram pacer test[[/note]]\\
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'''Hog''': My source is that I made it the f**k up!\\

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'''Hog''': [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance My source is that I made it the f**k up!\\up!]]\\
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-->-- Episode 5

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-->-- Episode 55

->'''Unused''': NO MOM! NO DAD! NO FRIENDS! NO FAMILY! NO CREATIVITY! NO DREAMS! NO ASPIRATIONS! NO HOPE! NO LOVE!\\
'''Majin''': No fellow Americans.\\
'''Unused''': NO JOB! NO MONEY! YOU LIVE IN A FRICKIN' BASEMENT! ''UNDERNEATH'' THE ORPHANAGE! YOU HAVE TACO BELL EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LISTEN TO [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace THREE DAYS GRACE]]! YOU LOOK LIKE AN EDGY SONIC OC FROM 2012! SOMEBODY MADE YOU IN THE BACK OF THEIR MOM'S CAR! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOSE YOUR BREATH AFTER RUNNING FOR TWO SECONDS![[note]]The fitness gram pacer test[[/note]]\\
'''Majin''': Okay, okay. That-That's enough, Unused. He's gone.
-->-- Episode 8
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'''Majin''': W-What was that?\\

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'''Majin''': '''Unused''': W-What was that?\\
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->'''Lord X''': (partially muted by Unused's talking) The rabbit is a traitor.\\
'''Majin''': W-What was that?\\
'''Lord X''': Nothing! I didn't say anything!\\
'''Majin''': Um... X... y- You did say something. W-What did you say?\\
'''Unused''': It sounded like he said "the ra-".\\
'''Lord X''': SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! I didn't say anything! I promise you I didn't say anything! You're going crazy!\\
'''Majin''': Um, X? Are you trying to gaslight us?\\
'''Lord X''': Gaslighting isn't real, either. You're also going crazy. [{{Beat}}] I'm just kidding! I j- I only did that for a joke!\\
'''Unused''': Oh, it was just the ga- Like, "gaslighting isn't real" joke?\\
'''Lord X''': Yeah, yeah. Yeah.\\
'''Unused''': Oh, okay. I see. What did you actually say, though?\\
'''Lord X''': I said "the rabbit is a traitor".\\
'''Majin''': What the hell does that mean?\\
'''Lord X''': I'm gonna be completely honest... I don't even know. I just felt compelled to say it.\\
'''Unused''': Alright, fair.
-->-- Episode 3
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-->-- '''Majin''', Episode 4

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-->-- '''Majin''', Episode 44

->'''Majin''': A lot of drama's going around with, um... you-know-who.\\
'''Unused''': What do you mean "you-know-who"?\\
'''Majin''': You know.\\
'''Starved''': ...who?\\
'''Majin''': Okay, that was a stupid joke. Erm... you know... ''her''.\\
'''Unused''': Majin, who's "her"?\\
'''Majin''': '''Her'''! Duh- You know who I'm talking about!\\
'''Starved''': No offense, but, um... I don't think any of us know what you're talking about.\\
'''Majin''': Gosh damn it! Okay, never mind.
-->-- Episode 5
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-->-- Episode 3

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-->-- Episode 33

->''"Okay, I have a small suggestion, it might help. Try just... '''being better'''."''
-->-- '''Majin''', Episode 4
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-->-- Episode 2

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-->-- Episode 22

->'''Majin''': And now that we have formalities out of the way, a building just collaped because of an overabundance of [=McChickens=] and Chicken Nuggets, someone just created - not discovered, '''created''' - a new element simply by existing, Pluto just gained mass, making it a planet again, and to top it all off, yet another train derailed, and you'll never guess why. ('''Lord X''': Was there a plane on it?) It was because there was a plane on it!
-->-- Episode 3
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-->-- Episode 1

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-->-- Episode 11

->'''Majin''': We have a special guest, his name is... Hog... Say hi, Hog.\\
'''Hog''': [=IHop=].\\
'''Majin''': Okay, that's not what I asked you to say, but whatever.
-->-- Episode 2

->'''Hog''': The sun just had a baby, and a cat just claimed that it's the father!\\
'''Unused''': Where the hell did you get that info from!? What are your sources?\\
'''Hog''': My source is that I made it the f**k up!\\
'''Majin''': Of course you did, ''all'' of our sources is that we made it up! I mean, ask Unused, he spews the most bullcrap!\\
'''Unused''': You are lit- You literally spew the same amount of bullcrap that I do, man! What are ''you'' talking about!?\\
'''Fleetway''': '''HEY! SHUT THE F**K UP!'''
-->-- Episode 2
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-->-- The pilot episode in its entirety.

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-->-- The pilot episode in its entirety.entirety.

->'''Unused''': This just in, there was another train that-\\
'''Majin''': Whoa-wait-wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, who's Justin?\\
'''Unused''': Ohhh, I get it... ('''Majin''': Hahahaha, yeah.) cause I said "This just in" and Justin, I get it, getcha-\\
'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Majin''': OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!\\
'''Unused''': Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what happens, man! Yeah, just in time to '''gargle on deez [[SmashCut NU-!]]'''
-->-- Episode 1
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->'''Majin''': Do you have any family members?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': Do you have any [=PhDs=]?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': Do you remember any of the schools you went to?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': ...Do you remember what your favorite color was?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': Do you remember what your childhood game was?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': Do you remember who your childhood friend was?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': Do you ''have'' any friends?\\
'''Unused''': Nope!\\
'''Majin''': Oh, my- '''What the hell are you doing here, then!?'''\\
'''Unused''': I would like to apply for a job!\\
'''Majin''': '''[[GetOut GET OUT-]]'''
-->-- The pilot episode in its entirety.

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