History Quotes / TheSpoonyExperiment

->"Paranoid? Well, I've been in a twitter war with a Black Knight from an RPG on the original {{UsefulNotes/Game Boy}} for a few months. I've been playing {{VideoGame/Civilization}} V and got preemptively nuked by ''Ghandi'', and [[SarcasmMode had a pretty good time doing that.]] I've played the [[BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Battlestar Galactica]] Board Game and its expansions about ''167 times'', and it keeps getting ''bloodier''! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Every! Single! Time! I play it!]]'' Not to mention the fact you're talking to the [[CounterMonkey Toilet Pizza Guy!]] NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? ''You think I'm paranoid''?"
-->-- '''Spoony''''s response to '''Baron Samedi''' asking if he's paranoid in his revist to the Nightmare Board Games.

->"Oh, what!? Bullshit! BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! They were fucking zombies, but ''they got better''!? Kiss my ass! And they don't explain why- You know what? You wanna know why this happens? Because of '''[[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship]]'''. I'm not even fucking kidding you. ''Their friendship changes them back.'' I wanna find the motherfucker that wrote this game and take a shit in his wife! ...[[{{Metaphorgotten}} I don't even know what the fuck that means]]! Fuck you! Fuck you, game! You don't get to do this! You don't get to hang the Sword of fucking Damocles over the protagonists' heads-- [[GoalInLife the main fear that's been driving them onward since the beginning of the fucking game]]-- you don't get to do that, and then just HandWave it away by jerking off a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]] and jizzing friendship sparkles all over it! This is such schmaltzy, lazily written, saccharine, childish, Pollyanna bullshit, I'm amazed [[SweetnessAversion I didn't get diabetes just watching it]]! Yeah, it all comes down to love and friendship. And you know what? I'm sure love and friendship ''can'' overcome the l'Cie curse and bring someone back. And you know... All those other people who became l'Cie? Who left behind friends, and children, and husbands, and families? You know what? [[BrokenAesop Fuck it]]. [[ShaggyDogStory I guess those people just didn't]] '''''[[ShaggyDogStory want it bad enough]].'''''"

-->-- '''Spoony''', after the heroes [[UnexplainedRecovery recover from being crystal zombies]] at the end of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII''

->'''Spoony:''' [[BigNo Noooo! Noooo!]] ''Not this way!'' You're telling me that this whole time, everything we've ever been told about fucking immortals, their fundamental reason for existing since the first fucking movie, the foundation for the entire series; fighting until only one remains... was always complete bullshit!? It's all just completely invalidated because it's about being pure of heart! What bullshit! The prize was never in endangered of being captured by evil! It ''couldn't'' be captured by evil! All that fighting, all that struggle, every person that suffered and died, [[AllForNothing and it was all for no reason]]!?

->"Oh, what!? Bullshit! BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! They were fucking zombies, but ''they got better''!? Kiss my ass! And they don't explain why- You know what? You wanna know why this happens? Because of '''[[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship]]'''. I'm not even fucking kidding you. ''Their friendship changes them back.'' I wanna find the motherfucker that wrote this game and take a shit in his wife! ...[[{{Metaphorgotten}} I don't even know what the fuck that means]]! Fuck you! Fuck you, game! You don't get to do this! You don't get to hang the Sword of fucking Damocles over the protagonists' heads-- [[GoalInLife the main fear that's been driving them onward since the beginning of the fucking game]]-- you don't get to do that, and then just HandWave it away by jerking off a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]] and jizzing friendship sparkles all over it! This is such schmaltzy, lazily written, saccharine, childish, Pollyanna bullshit, I'm amazed [[SweetnessAversion I didn't get diabetes just watching it]]! Yeah, it all comes down to love and friendship. And you know what? I'm sure love and friendship ''can'' overcome the l'Cie curse and bring someone back. And you know... All those other people who became l'Cie? Who left behind friends, and children, and husbands, and families? You know what? [[BrokenAesop Fuck it]]. [[ShaggyDogStory I guess those people just didn't]] '''''[[ShaggyDogStory want it bad enough]].'''''

->"Oh, what!? Bullshit! BULLSHIT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! They were fucking zombies, but ''they got better''!? Kiss my ass! And they don't explain why- You know what? You wanna know why this happens? Because of '''[[ThePowerOfFriendship friendship]]'''. I'm not even fucking kidding you. ''Their friendship changes them back.'' I wanna find the motherfucker that wrote this game and take a shit in his wife! ...[[{{Metaphorgotten}} I don't even know what the fuck that means]]! Fuck you! Fuck you, game! You don't get to do this! You don't get to hang the Sword of fucking Damocles over the protagonists' heads-- [[GoalInLife the main fear that's been driving them onward since the beginning of the fucking game]]-- you don't get to do that, and then just HandWave it away by jerking off a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]] and jizzing friendship sparkles all over it! This is such schmaltzy, lazily written, saccharine, childish, Pollyanna bullshit, I'm amazed [[SweetnessAversion I didn't get diabetes just watching it]]! Yeah, it all comes down to love and friendship. And you know what? I'm sure love and friendship ''can'' overcome the l'Cie curse and bring someone back. And you know... All those other people who became l'Cie?
Who left behind friends, and children, and husbands, and families? You know what? [[BrokenAesop Fuck it]]. [[ShaggyDogStory I guess those people just didn't]] '''''[[ShaggyDogStory want it bad enough]].'''''

->'''Spoony:''' Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, Ramírez. There can be only lots. But if you're a really, really nice guy, you win the prize! Turns out ''everything you told Connor [=MacLeod=]'' was wrong! "[[ArcWords There can be only one]]." Fuck you! Fuck you and your Care Bears mealy-mouth purehearted dick-shit! You mean to tell me you've been crushing my balls since 1991 to tell me that the only thing Connor [=MacLeod=] needed to do to win the prize was to give [[AxCrazy the Kurgan]] [[ThePowerOfLove a big fucking hug]]!? Fuck you! And what about [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries the Animated Series]]? How well did that purity of heart pan out for the [[{{Pacifist}} Jettator]]? Oh, that's right; they all fucking ''died''! What about Darius, the guy from the TV show who completely renounced violence and became a Franciscan monk, and served as Duncan's moral compass? Oh, what? Was Darius not fucking pure of heart enough?! THIS is how ''Highlander'' ends; not with a literal bang, but with that same atrocious, brutal, offensive, horrible, shitheel band torturing ''Who Wants to Live Forever?'' as a final twist of the knife in the audience's heart! ''This'' is how the series rewards our loyalty? This is a spit in the face of the entire fanbase and a systematic ''raping'' of the series' core principles. This series stopped being recognizable as Highlander a long time ago-- I admit that-- but with this, it becomes the complete antithesis of the original movie that the fans knew and loved! It's not like the creators didn't just not get Highlander. Oh, they got it! But they have a burning, seething, contempt for it and all its fans. All the fans who came back to this series time and again; [[Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening enduring the Quickening;]] [[Film/HighlanderEndgame suffering through Endgame;]] [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries watched that wretched fucking cartoon]] and played that horrible fucking videogame. And we even gave the fucking Raven spinoff a chance! And it was all a waste of time. [[BabiesMakeEverythingBetter The prize is just the ability to have a fucking child]]? The intro to this movie asks if the Source exists to bring salvation or death, when in reality, it does neither. It only exists so Duncan can pork some vacant-eyed bimbo so she can fart out a baby! Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Oh, that makes it all worth it! This movie did more damage to my childhood memories than [[Film/ThePhantomMenace ''The Phantom gucking Menace.'']] It's not only the worst movie in the series, it's damn near one of the worst, most offensive, piss poor movies ever made, and it can kiss my ass!

->'''Spoony:''' Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, Ramírez. There can be only lots. But if you're a really, really nice guy, you win the prize! Turns out ''everything you told Connor [=MacLeod=]'' was wrong! "[[ArcWords There can be only one]]." Fuck you! Fuck you and your Care Bears mealy-mouth purehearted dick-shit! You mean to tell me you've been crushing my balls since 1991 to tell me that the only thing Connor [=MacLeod=] needed to do to win the prize was to give [[AxCrazy the Kurgan]] [[ThePowerOfLove a big fucking hug]]!? Fuck you! And what about [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries the Animated Series]]? How well did that purity of heart pan out for the [[{{Pacifist}} Jettator]]? Oh, that's right; they all fucking ''died''! What about Darius, the guy from the TV show who completely renounced violence and became a Franciscan monk, and served as Duncan's moral compass? Oh, what? Was Darius not fucking pure of heart enough?! THIS is how ''Highlander'' ends; not with a literal bang, but with that same atrocious, brutal, offensive, horrible, shitheel band torturing ''Who Wants to Live Forever?'' as a final twist of the knife in the audience's heart! ''This'' is how the series rewards our loyalty? This is a spit in the face of the entire fanbase and a systematic ''raping'' of the series' core principles. This series stopped being recognizable as Highlander a long time ago-- I admit that-- but with this, it becomes the complete antithesis of the original movie that the fans knew and loved! It's not like that the creators didn't just not get Highlander. Oh, they got it! But they have a burning, seething, contempt for it and all its fans. All the fans who came back to this series time and again; [[Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening enduring the Quickening;]] [[Film/HighlanderEndgame suffering through Endgame;]] [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries watched that wretched fucking cartoon]] and played that horrible fucking videogame. And we even gave the fucking Raven spinoff a chance! And it was all a waste of time. [[BabiesMakeEverythingBetter The prize is just the ability to have a fucking child]]? The intro to this movie asks if the Source exists to bring salvation or death, when in reality, it does neither. It only exists so Duncan can pork some vacant-eyed bimbo so she can fart out a baby! Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Oh, that makes it all worth it! This movie did more damage to my childhood memories than [[Film/ThePhantomMenace ''The Phantom gucking Menace.'']] It's not only the worst movie in the series, it's damn near one of the worst, most offensive, piss poor movies ever made, and it can kiss my ass!

->'''Spoony:''' Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, Ramírez. There can be only lots. But if you're a really, really nice guy, you win the prize! Turns out ''everything you told Connor [=MacLeod=]'' was wrong! "[[ArcWords There can be only one]]." Fuck you! Fuck you and your Care Bears mealy-mouth purehearted dick-shit! You mean to tell me you've been crushing my balls since 1991 to tell me that the only thing Connor [=MacLeod=] needed to do to win the prize was to give [[AxCrazy the Kurgan]] [[ThePowerOfLove a big fucking hug]]!? Fuck you! And what about [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries the Animated Series]]? How well did that purity of heart pan out for the [[{{Pacifist}} Jettator]]? Oh, that's right; they all fucking ''died''! What about Darius, the guy from the TC show who completely renounced violence and became a Franciscan monk, and served as Duncan's moral compass? Oh, what? Was Darius not fucking pure of heart enough?! THIS is how ''Highlander'' ends; not with a literal bang, but with that same atrocious, brutal, offensive, horrible, shitheel band torturing ''Who Wants to Live Forever?'' as a final twist of the knife in the audience's heart! ''This'' is how the series rewards our loyalty? This is a spit in the face of the entire fanbase and a systematic ''raping'' of the series' core principles. This series stopped being recognizable as Highlander a long time ago-- I admit that-- but with this, it becomes the complete antithesis of the original movie that the fans knew and loved! It's not like that the creators didn't just not get Highlander. Oh, they got it! But they have a burning, seething, contempt for it and all its fans. All the fans who came back to this series time and again; [[Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening enduring the Quickening;]] [[Film/HighlanderEndgame suffering through Endgame;]] [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries watched that wretched fucking cartoon]] and played that horrible fucking videogame. And we even gave the fucking Raven spinoff a chance! And it was all a waste of time. [[BabiesMakeEverythingBetter The prize is just the ability to have a fucking child]]? The intro to this movie asks if the Source exists to bring salvation or death, when in reality, it does neither. It only exists so Duncan can pork some vacant-eyed bimbo so she can fart out a baby! Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Oh, that makes it all worth it! This movie did more damage to my childhood memories than [[Film/ThePhantomMenace ''The Phantom gucking Menace.'']] It's not only the worst movie in the series, it's damn near one of the worst, most offensive, piss poor movies ever made, and it can kiss my ass!

->'''Spoony:''' Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, Ramírez. There can be only lots. But if you're a really, really nice guy, you win the prize! Turns out ''everything you told Connor [=MacLeod=]'' was wrong! "[[ArcWords There can be only one]]." Fuck you! Fuck you and your Care Bears mealy-mouth purehearted dick-shit! You mean to tell me you've been crushing my balls since 1991 to tell me that the only thing Connor [=MacLeod=] needed to do to win the prize was to give [[AxCrazy The Kurgan]] [[ThePowerOfLove a big fucking hug]]!? Fuck you! And what about [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries the Animated Series]]? How well did that purity of heart pan out for the [[{{Pacifist}} Jettator]]? Oh, that's right; they all fucking ''died''! What about Darius, the guy from the TC show who completely renounced violence and became a Franciscan monk, and served as Duncan's moral compass? Oh, what? Was Darius not fucking pure of heart enough?! THIS is how ''Highlander'' ends; not with a literal bang, but with that same atrocious, brutal, offensive, horrible, shitheel band torturing ''Who Wants to Live Forever?'' as a final twist of the knife in the audience's heart! ''This'' is how the series rewards our loyalty? This is a spit in the face of the entire fanbase and a systematic ''raping'' of the series' core principles. This series stopped being recognizable as Highlander a long time ago-- I admit that-- but with this, it becomes the complete antithesis of the original movie that the fans knew and loved! It's not like that the creators didn't just not get Highlander. Oh, they got it! But they have a burning, seething, contempt for it and all its fans. All the fans who came back to this series time and again; [[Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening enduring the Quickening;]] [[Film/HighlanderEndgame suffering through Endgame;]] [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries watched that wretched fucking cartoon]] and played that horrible fucking videogame. And we even gave the fucking Raven spinoff a chance! And it was all a waste of time. [[BabiesMakeEverythingBetter The prize is just the ability to have a fucking child]]? The intro to this movie asks if the Source exists to bring salvation or death, when in reality, it does neither. It only exists so Duncan can pork some vacant-eyed bimbo so she can fart out a baby! Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Oh, that makes it all worth it! This movie did more damage to my childhood memories than [[Film/ThePhantomMenace ''The Phantom gucking Menace.'']] It's not only the worst movie in the series, it's damn near one of the worst, most offensive, piss poor movies ever made, and it can kiss my ass!

->'''Spoony:''' [[BigNo Noooo! Noooo!]] ''Not this way!'' You're telling me that this whole time, everything we've ever been told about fucking immortals, their fundamental reason for existing since the first fucking movie, the foundation for the entire series;; fighting until only one remains... was always complete bullshit!? It's all just completely invalidated because it's about being pure of heart! What bullshit! The prize was never in endangered of being captured by evil! It ''couldn't'' be captured by evil! All that fighting, all that struggle, every person that suffered and died, [[AllForNothing and it was all for no reason]]!?

->'''Narrator:''' There are some that do not believe that The Source exists, but those that do believe have no idea what The Source truly is.
->'''Spoony:'''Neither did I! And I saw the fucking movie!
->'''Narrator:''' The most powerful force in the universe, but it can not be used for evil. Only one immortal can reach The Source and pass its test. Only Duncan [=MacLeod=] was able to pass the test of The Source... because the test wasn't about strength it's about [[PurityPersonified purity of heart.]]
->'''Spoony:''' (Stunned) Fuck... you... movie.
->'''Narrator:''' The immortals believed there could only be one, that all had die for that one to remain. But it wasn't about death it was about life.
->'''Spoony:''' (Raging) FUCK YOU AND '''DIE!'''
->'''Narrator:''' Duncan was the one to have a child. It was a gift from The Source to us and the world.
->'''Spoony:''' [[BigNo Noooo! Noooo!]] Not this way! You're telling me that this whole time that everything we've have ever been told about fucking immortals, there fundamental reason for existing since the first fucking movie, their foundation for the entire series fighting until one remains... was always complete bullshit!... it's been completely invalided because it's about pure of heart. What bullshit! The prize was never in endangered of being captured by evil, it couldn't be captured by evil! All that fighting, all that struggle every person that suffered and died and it was all for no reason!?

->'''Ramírez:''' In the end there can be only one.
->'''Spoony:''' Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, Ramírez; there can be only lots, but if you're a really, really nice guy you win the prize! Turns out that everything that you told Connor [=MacLeod=] was wrong! "There can be only one." Fuck you! Fuck you and your Care-Bears mealy-mouth dick-shit! You mean to tell me you've been crushing my balls since 1991 that the only thing Connor [=MacLeod=] needed to do to win the prize was to give [[AxCrazy The Kurgan]] [[ThePowerOfLove a big fucking hug? Fuck you!]] What about [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries The Animated Series]] how well that purity of heart pan out for the Jettator? Oh, thats right; they all fucking died! What about Darius who renounced violence and became a franciscan monk and served as Duncans moral compass? Oh; what was Darius not pure of fucking heart enough?! This is how ''Highlander'' ends; not with a bang, but with that brutal, offensive, horrible, shit-heel band torturing ''Who Wants To Live Forever'' as a twist of the knife in the audiences heart! This is how the series rewards our loyalty? This is a spit in the face to the entire fanbase and a systematic ''raping'' of the core principles. This series stopped being Highlander a long time ago - I admit that - but this is the complete antithesis of the original movie that the fans knew and loved! Its not just that the creators just not get Highlander. Oh, they got it! But they have a burning, seething, contempt of it and all its fans. All the fans that came back to the series time and again; [[Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening enduring the Quickening;]] [[Film/HighlanderEndgame suffering through Endgame;]] [[WesternAnimation/HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries watched that wretched fucking cartoon]] and played that horrible fucking videogame; and we even gave that fucking Raven spin-off a chance! And it was all a waste of time. The prize is just to have a fucking child! The intro to this movie asks if The Source exists to bring salvation or death, when in reality it does neither. It only exists so Duncan can pork some vacant-eyed bimbo so she can fart out a baby! Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Oh, that makes it all worth it! This movie did more damage to my childhood memories then [[Film/ThePhantomMenace ''The Phantom Fucking Menace.'']] It's not only the worst movie in the series, it's damn near the worst, most offensive, most piss-poor movies ever made, and it can kiss my ass!

-> '''The Guardian:''' But I think we all know how this ends, don't we Avatar?

-> '''The Guardian:''' ... what?
-> '''Spoony:''' Now, historically they were the foremost members of Charlemagne's court, although many of their famous exploits are largely fictitious, representing Christian martial superiority over the Saracen hordes.
-> '''The Guardian:''' What are you dribbling about?
-> '''Spoony:''' Well, my friend... ''That's'' a Paladin.

-->-- '''Spoony''''s rant about the Avatar's stupidity, ''VideoGame/UltimaIX''

'''Spoony:''' What's a paladin? You know... When I first played this game a long time ago, I had to stop right there. I had- I ''had'' to. I had to get up and walk away. And... It must have taken me a week or two weeks before I could even play the fucking game again, because... That line... "What's a paladin?" is so bad. And it's ''not'' because of the voice acting, not entirely. Trust me, the voice acting there is the stuff of fucking legend, but... That's not it. It's the line itself. It's... It's ''offensive''. It's offensive to every loyal fan who ever payed money for an ''Ultima'' game. It's- It's a middle finger right up the ass to anyone who ever gave a shit, who ever got emotionally invested in the story or the characters. Why? Well, not only has the Avatar been around paladins since before he ''was'' the fucking Avatar, one of his closest friends and oldest, most stalwart companions through every adventure, Sir Dupre... He was a paladin. [[VideoGame/UltimaVIIPartII Who literally sacrificed his life by jumping into a cremation oven alive in the Avatar's place to save the entire world and the cosmos as we know it]]. It was one of the most moving, most shocking deaths is gaming histroy. And how... ''Oh, how'' does the Avatar remember his noble sacrifice?\\

-->-- '''Spoony''' in response to the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' franchise.

-->-- '''Spoony''' on [[JerkSue Bella]] in the ''Eclipse'' Review

->It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! ALL OF- It was all leading to '''[[ShockingSwerve THIS!]]''' Dupre sacrificed not only his life, but his very SOUL, which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, [[HeroicSacrifice to save all life everywhere.]] The Avatar forgets he even existed, and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] [[FridgeLogic which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination!]] And that's it, isn't it? You know? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}''. ''Franchise/StarWars''. ''Franchise/IndianaJones''. Fucking ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' with ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay''. Comic books in general. ''Franchise/FinalFantasy.'' [[RealitySubtext ...Fuck, my job. My fucking]] ''[[RealitySubtext life.]]'' Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming, stinking hole in your soul that '''''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''''

->It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! ALL OF- It was all leading to '''[[ShockingSwerve THIS!]]''' Dupre sacrificed not only his life, [[DeaderThanDead but his very SOUL,]] which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, [[HeroicSacrifice to save all life everywhere.]] [[IdiotHero The Avatar forgets he even existed,]] and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] [[FridgeLogic which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination!]] And that's it, isn't it? You know? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}''. ''Franchise/StarWars''. ''Franchise/IndianaJones''. Fucking ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' with ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay''. Comic books in general. ''Franchise/FinalFantasy.'' [[RealitySubtext ...Fuck, my job. My fucking]] ''[[RealitySubtext life.]]'' Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming, stinking hole in your soul that '''''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''''

-->-- '''Spoony''' in response to the ''{{Twilight}}'' franchise.

->''"[[YouAreNotAlone You are not stupid for seeking people you identify with. You are not an idiot for finding friends and feeling like you have somewhere you belong.]] Your particular brand of happiness might be pretty fucked-up, but you're not fucked-up for pursuing that happiness. As long as you're not hurting anyone, wave that freak flag high. Final Fantasy VIII may suck, and you may suck for liking it, but I'm the captain of this suck-filled leaking failboat, and [[PapaWolf I'm not going to have some jerkoff movie critic who's never cracked a Player's Handbook in his life]] '''[[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming call my homies STUPID.]]''' ''

->It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! It was all leading to [[ShockingSwerve THIS!]] Dupre sacrificed not only his life, [[DeaderThanDead but his very SOUL,]] which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, [[HeroicSacrifice to save all life everywhere.]] [[IdiotHero The Avatar forgets he even existed,]] and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] [[FridgeLogic which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination!]] And that's it, isn't it? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. ''VideoGame/{{Ultima}}''. ''Franchise/StarWars''. ''Franchise/IndianaJones''. Fucking ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' with ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay''. Comic books in general. ''Franchise/FinalFantasy.'' [[RealitySubtext ...Fuck, my job. My fucking]] ''[[RealitySubtext life.]]'' Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming, stinking hole in your soul that '''''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''''

->It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! It was all leading to [[ShockingSwerve THIS!]] Dupre sacrificed not only his life, [[DeaderThanDead but his very SOUL,]] which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, [[HeroicSacrifice to save all life everywhere.]] [[IdiotHero The Avatar forgets he even existed,]] and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] [[FridgeLogic which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination!]] And that's it, isn't it? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. ''VideoGame/Ultima''. ''Franchise/StarWars''. ''Franchise/IndianaJones''. Fucking ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' with ''ComicBook/OneMoreDay''. Comic books in general. ''Franchise/FinalFantasy.'' [[RealitySubtext ...Fuck, my job. My fucking]] ''[[RealitySubtext life.]]'' Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming, stinking hole in your soul that '''''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''''