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'''Kodos:''' Foolish Earthlings, don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?

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'''Kodos:''' Foolish Earthlings, don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?shop?
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->'''Homer:''' But we're on vacation! Can't ya kill me on a workday?



'''Homer:''' [sitting in the car] I've waited in line an hour for this thing and I'm riding it! Now hop in!

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'''Homer:''' [sitting ''[sitting in the car] car]'' I've waited in line an hour for this thing and I'm riding it! Now hop in!
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->'''Bob:''' Now, the last thing you'll ever see! A legally required safety video.\\
'''Simpsons:''' Ahhh!



'''Homer:''' You sound like my doctor!

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'''Homer:''' You sound like my doctor!doctor!

->'''Homer:''' Alone at last.\\
'''Marge:''' Bob's trying to kill the kids!\\
'''Homer:''' It just gets better and better.

->'''Homer:''' Home sweet- ''[Lap bar appears on the couch, revealing it's a drop tower]'' D'oh!\\
'''Kodos:''' Foolish Earthlings, don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?
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->'''Sideshow Bob:''' Simpsons... GET IN THAT RIDE!\\
'''Lisa:''' Forget it, Bob! We'll never... DAD?!\\
'''Homer:''' [sitting in the car] I've waited in line an hour for this thing and I'm riding it! Now hop in!



'''Homer:''' Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.

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'''Homer:''' Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.pocket.

->'''Sideshow Bob:''' There's nothing you can do. You're about to die!\\
'''Homer:''' You sound like my doctor!

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-->-- Krusty reassuring the riders why Sideshow Bob won't be an issue.

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-->-- Krusty reassuring the riders why Sideshow Bob won't be an issue.



-->-- Grampa Simpson being stopped by the ride operator.

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-->-- Grampa Simpson being stopped by the ride operator.
->'''Homer:''' Oooh, a roller coaster!\\
'''Lisa:''' I'm scared, Dad!\\
'''Homer:''' Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.
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'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}] I'll wait outside.

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'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] ''[clutches chest]'' been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] ''[twitches painfully]'' Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}] ''[{{Beat}}]'' I'll wait outside.
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'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.

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'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] [{{Beat}}] I'll wait outside.
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'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?\\

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'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?\\in?



'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.\\

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'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.\\
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->'''Krusty:''' [[BestServedCold He]] is rumored to be in the vicinity of this park, but rest assured, my crackerjack security team has everything under control.//
'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?//

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->'''Krusty:''' [[BestServedCold He]] is rumored to be in the vicinity of this park, but rest assured, my crackerjack security team has everything under control.//
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'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?//in?\\



->'''Krusty:''' Here we are at the vehicle boarding station.//
'''Teenage Operator:''' I'm sorry, sir! People with heart conditions may not ride!//
'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.//

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->'''Krusty:''' Here we are at the vehicle boarding station.//
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'''Teenage Operator:''' I'm sorry, sir! People with heart conditions may not ride!//
ride!\\
'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.//\\

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'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?

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'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?
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-->-- Krusty reassuring the riders why Sideshow Bob won't be an issue.



'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.

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'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.//
-->-- Grampa Simpson being stopped by the ride operator.
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->'''Krusty:''' [[BestServedCold He]] is rumored to be in the vicinity of this park, but rest assured, my crackerjack security team has everything under control.//
'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[Holding his gun by the muzzle]'' I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?

->'''Krusty:''' Here we are at the vehicle boarding station.//
'''Teenage Operator:''' I'm sorry, sir! People with heart conditions may not ride!//
'''Grampa:''' Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [{{Beat}}}] I'll wait outside.

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