History Quotes / TheNapoleon

->Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny [=DeVito=], there’s only me to play them.

-->--'''[[http://ostracizedpoodle.tumblr.com/post/59465550618/short-people-are-closer-to-the-ground-and-closer ostracizedpoodle]]''', ''{{Tumblr}}''

-->-- '''Abraham Lincoln''', ''CloneHigh''

-->-- '''Miles Vorkosigan''', ''[[Literature/VorkosiganSaga Mirror Dance]]''

-->-- ''{{QI}}''

-->-- '''Dr. Diminutive''', ''PhineasAndFerb''

And it looks like everyone’s Photoshop suspicions might have been right... Said source also described Bieber as “basically a douche” who kept hitting on model Lara Stone until she made a crack about him being a “child”. The source goes on to say that during the shoot, [[IHaveNoSon Canada’s shame]] kept mentioning that he wanted them to make him look “taller and buff”. Awww that’s cute. I think we can all remember being at that age where you stand on your tippy-toes every time your mom goes to measure your height against the wall because you want to look soooo big.\\\

->''"Observe how cleverly [[Creator/WSomersetMaugham Maugham]], while arranging the statues of the writers he has chosen to grace his special pantheon, will chop off a head here, a pair of legs there, a couple of feet, or arms, as suits his purpose so that finally, only a certain short, wizened man of letters, Maugham himself, is left standing erect; whole and complete, towering over them all."''

->''"Dan Snyder looks like every [[PoesLaw 80s comedy villain]] poured into a five foot mold."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins"]]

->''"Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny [=DeVito=], there’s only me to play them."''

->''"What a jerk! I swear, that Napoleon must have some kind of complex or something."''

->'''Nigel:''' Irv Ravitz. Chairman of Elias Clark. You know what they say: tiny man, huge ego.
-->-- ''Literature/TheDevilWearsPrada''

->''“Bond always mistrusted short men. They grew up from childhood with an inferiority complex. All their lives they would strive to be big - bigger than the others who had teased them as a child. Napoleon had been short, and Hitler. It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.”''

->'''Stephen:''' Why are so many great men short?
->'''David:''' Are they, really?
->'''Stephen:''' David...you hit the nail on the head.

->''"I don't have a Napoleon complex, ''Napoleon'' had a ''me'' complex!"''

->''"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!]]"''

->''"Ready, little man?"''

->'''Jeice:''' 'M not ''that'' short, Cap'n.
->'''Captain Ginyu:''' Oh, don't go all "Vegeta" on me.

-> ''"Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan [sic].''"
-->--'''[[http://ostracizedpoodle.tumblr.com/post/59465550618/short-people-are-closer-to-the-ground-and-closer ostracizedpoodle]]''', ''{{Tumblr}}''

-->-- ''TheDevilWearsPrada''

-->--'''IanFleming'''

-->--''{{QI}}''

->''"Observe how cleverly [[Creator/WSomersetMaugham Maugham]], while arranging the statues of the writers he has chosen to grace his special pantheon, will chop off a head here, a pair of legs there, a couple of feet, or arms, as suits his purpose so that finally, only [[TheNapoleon a certain short, wizened man of letters]], Maugham himself, is left standing erect; whole and complete, towering over them all."''

->''"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"''

-->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"''

->''"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"''

-->-- '''Edward Elric''', ''FullmetalAlchemist''