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-->-- From the Gene Kelly episode. This was the series finally.
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-->-- From the Gene Kelly episode. This was the series finally.finale.
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->'''Cloro=is Leachman:''' Kermit, It is you.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' THAT'S A BOLD FACE LIE, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT, PIGGY! YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME TOO MANY TIMES, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND FOR FOR IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!\\
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' THAT'S A BOLD FACE BOLD-FACED LIE, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT, PIGGY! YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME TOO MANY TIMES, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND FOR FOR IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!\\
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->'''News Anchor:''' (Interrupting the ''Pigs in Space'' sketch) And now, A Muppet news flash! Probably a greatest news story in history, The meaning of porpoise of life has just been announced... (He looks at the wrong message) Wait a minute, That's the wrong one. Hmm, I had it here a minute a go. Where is it? The meaning of purpose of life? Hmmm [To a crew member] HOW COULD I KEEP TRACK OF THINGS WHEN YOU ALWAYS STRAIGHTENING OUT MY DESK?!?
-->--From the Gene Kelly episode.
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->*Door knocks*
->'''Dudley Moore:''' COME IN!
->'''Scooter:''' Oh, Dudley, Dudley Moore. 15 Seconds to Curtain, Mr. Moore.
->'''Dudley Moore:''' (As he is tuning his piano) Thank you, Scooter. But you see, I am having a bit trouble getting this piano tuned. Can you give me an A?
->'''Scooter:''' Sure, Easy! (Uses the gun to shoot a the ceiling and comes down the letter A)
-->--The teaser opening to the Dudley Moore episode.
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->'''Cloris Leachman:''' Okay, CUT! CUT! That is Not Sweetums! And you are NOT KERMIT!
->'''Kermit look-a-like pig:''' Yes, I am!
->'''Cloris Leachman:''' No, You are not.
->'''Kermit look-a-like pig:''' Maybe it's your TV set.
->'''Cloris Leachman:''' WRONG! I have seen The Muppet Show many times before. And you don't look anything like Kermit. Well, You are green, And you have a neck color that Kermit wears. But you are NOT Kermit!
->'''Kermit look-a-like pig:''' YES, I AM!
->'''Cloris Leachman:''' Alright, Then I will spell it out for you! You are pig: P-I-G, You are NOT a frog: F-R-O-G, You are NOT a frog, And it ever convince me, That you are a frog: NOTHING!
->'''Kermit look-a-like pig:''' RIBBIT! RIBBIT! RIBBIT!
->'''Cloro=is Leachman:''' Kermit, It is you.
-->--From the Cloris Leachman episode when the pigs meanfully take over the show.
->'''Scooter:''' Hey, Kermit! We are free!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' What happened?!?
->'''Scootrer:''' Cloris did a hog-calling contest. All the pigs heard it and went out!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I see. (To Fozzie Bear) Fozzie, Tell Gonzo that we are free.
->'''Fozzie Bear:''' Right on, (To Gonzo) HEY GONZO! (No response in the hole)
-->--From the Cloris Leachman episode after the hog calling contest caused the pigs to escape.
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->'''Albert Flan:''' WATCH OUT FOR THE MAIN POWER CABLE!
->'''Fozzie Bear:''' Say What?!?
->*Gets electrocuted by Otto the Robot Comedian*
-->-- Fozzie Bear tries to cut the Robot in half during saw the lady in half gag on the Fozzie's Comedy Spot on the Sylvester Stallone episode.
->'''Beuaregard:''' You are trying to make me feel better. But I know, THE END IS NEAR!!!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Uh, NO! The end is now! (To the viewers) We will see you in reruns of The Muppet Show!
-->-- From the Gene Kelly episode. This was the series finally.
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->'''Droop:''' I don't like it here, It's so dull.
->'''Ben Vereen:''' Hello, Droop.
->'''Droop:''' Hello, Ben.
->'''Ben Vereen:''' Hey listen, I can take you out of this place.
->'''Droop:''' No thanks, I am not allowed to cross the street.
->'''Ben Vereen:''' No no, That's not what I mean. Just listen.....
-->-- Opening lines for the closing number of the Ben Vereen number as they sing ''Pure Imagination'' from the 1971 movie: ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Charlie and the Chocolate Factory]]''.
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''(Everyone laughs.)''
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''(Everyone laughs.)'')''\\
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->'''Statler:''' "Hey Berle! You know what? I've just figured out your style. You work like Gregory Peck."
->'''Berle:''' "Wha - Gregory Peck's not a comedian!"
->'''Statler:''' "Well..."
->'''Berle:''' "Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half my life!"
->'''Waldorf:''' "How come we got '''this''' half?"
->'''Berle:''' "Look, did you come in here to be entertained or not?"
->'''Statler:''' "That's right."
->'''Berle:''' "What?"
->'''Waldorf:''' "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not."
->'''Berle:''' "Wha - Gregory Peck's not a comedian!"
->'''Statler:''' "Well..."
->'''Berle:''' "Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half my life!"
->'''Waldorf:''' "How come we got '''this''' half?"
->'''Berle:''' "Look, did you come in here to be entertained or not?"
->'''Statler:''' "That's right."
->'''Berle:''' "What?"
->'''Waldorf:''' "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not."
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->'''Statler:''' "Hey Berle! You know what? I've just figured out your style. You work like Gregory Peck."
->'''Berle:'''"\\
'''Berle:''' "Wha - Gregory Peck's not acomedian!"
->'''Statler:'''comedian!"\\
'''Statler:''' "Well..."
->'''Berle:'''"\\
'''Berle:''' "Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half mylife!"
->'''Waldorf:'''life!"\\
'''Waldorf:''' "How come we got '''this'''half?"
->'''Berle:'''half?"\\
'''Berle:''' "Look, did you come in here to be entertained ornot?"
->'''Statler:'''not?"\\
'''Statler:''' "That's right."
->'''Berle:''' "What?"
->'''Waldorf:'''"\\
'''Berle:''' "What?"\\
'''Waldorf:''' "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not."
->'''Berle:'''
'''Berle:''' "Wha - Gregory Peck's not a
->'''Statler:'''
'''Statler:''' "Well...
->'''Berle:'''
'''Berle:''' "Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half my
->'''Waldorf:'''
'''Waldorf:''' "How come we got '''this'''
->'''Berle:'''
'''Berle:''' "Look, did you come in here to be entertained or
->'''Statler:'''
'''Statler:''' "That's right.
->'''Berle:''' "What?"
->'''Waldorf:'''
'''Berle:''' "What?"\\
'''Waldorf:''' "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not."
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-> '''Statler:''' "The question is; what ''is'' a Mahna Mahna?
-> '''Waldorf:''' "The question is; [[DeadpanSnarker who cares?"]]
-> '''Waldorf:''' "The question is; [[DeadpanSnarker who cares?"]]
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-> '''Statler:''' "The question is; what ''is'' a Mahna Mahna?
->Mahna?\\
'''Waldorf:''' "The question is; [[DeadpanSnarker who cares?"]]
->
'''Waldorf:''' "The question is; [[DeadpanSnarker who cares?"]]
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->'''Big Bird:''' "Oh, hi! I'm Big Bird!"
->'''Miss Piggy:''' ''[looking him up and down]'' "No kidding."
->'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, Series/SesameStreet."
->'''Miss Piggy:''' "Ah! Isn't that the cute little children's show with puppets?"
->'''Miss Piggy:''' ''[looking him up and down]'' "No kidding."
->'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, Series/SesameStreet."
->'''Miss Piggy:''' "Ah! Isn't that the cute little children's show with puppets?"
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->'''Big Bird:''' "Oh, hi! I'm Big Bird!"
->'''MissBird!"\\
'''Miss Piggy:''' ''[looking him up and down]'' "No kidding."
->'''Big"\\
'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, Series/SesameStreet."
->'''Miss"\\
'''Miss Piggy:''' "Ah! Isn't that the cute little children's show with puppets?"
->'''Miss
'''Miss Piggy:''' ''[looking him up and down]'' "No kidding.
->'''Big
'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, Series/SesameStreet.
->'''Miss
'''Miss Piggy:''' "Ah! Isn't that the cute little children's show with puppets?"
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->'''Beauregard:''' "I sent Beaker to get the power saw."
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' "Is that wise?"
->'''Beauregard:''' "Oh sure, he's okay."
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' "He's dumber than you are."
->'''Beauregard:''' "He is not!"
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' "Is that wise?"
->'''Beauregard:''' "Oh sure, he's okay."
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' "He's dumber than you are."
->'''Beauregard:''' "He is not!"
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->'''Beauregard:''' "I sent Beaker to get the power saw."
->'''Kermit"\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' "Is thatwise?"
->'''Beauregard:'''wise?"\\
'''Beauregard:''' "Oh sure, he's okay."
->'''Kermit"\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' "He's dumber than you are."
->'''Beauregard:'''"\\
'''Beauregard:''' "He is not!"
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' "Is that
->'''Beauregard:'''
'''Beauregard:''' "Oh sure, he's okay.
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' "He's dumber than you are.
->'''Beauregard:'''
'''Beauregard:''' "He is not!"
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' THAT'S A BOLD FACE LIE, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT, PIGGY! YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME TOO MANY TIMES, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND FOR FOR IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!
->'''Miss Piggy:''' What are you going to me, now?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY. I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED, FIRED!
->'''Miss Piggy:''' But I am in then next number!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I WILL CAN (To the intercom) Uh, Cancel the next number. Bring the snorers chorus instead.
->'''Miss Piggy:''' What are you going to me, now?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY. I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED, FIRED!
->'''Miss Piggy:''' But I am in then next number!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I WILL CAN (To the intercom) Uh, Cancel the next number. Bring the snorers chorus instead.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' THAT'S A BOLD FACE LIE, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT, PIGGY! YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME TOO MANY TIMES, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND FOR FOR IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!
->'''MissIT!\\
'''Miss Piggy:''' What are you going to me,now?
->'''Kermitnow?\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY. I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED,FIRED!
->'''MissFIRED!\\
'''Miss Piggy:''' But I am in then nextnumber!
->'''Kermitnumber!\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' I WILLCAN (To CAN-- ''(To the intercom) intercom)'' Uh, Cancel the next number. Bring the snorers chorus instead.
->'''Miss
'''Miss Piggy:''' What are you going to me,
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY. I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED,
->'''Miss
'''Miss Piggy:''' But I am in then next
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' I WILL
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->'''Loretta Swit:''' Now, Kermit. Who is going to replace a talent, and a verb?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, In Vet's Hospital, I wonder if you could be in it?
->'''Loretta Swit:''' (GASP) I LOVE TOO!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh, Good!
->'''Loretta Swit:''' Will the clothes fit?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why sure! Anybody can do that.
->'''Tongue Magazine Photographer:''' Hey Miss Piggy, Do you work here?
->'''Miss Piggy:''' HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, In Vet's Hospital, I wonder if you could be in it?
->'''Loretta Swit:''' (GASP) I LOVE TOO!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh, Good!
->'''Loretta Swit:''' Will the clothes fit?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why sure! Anybody can do that.
->'''Tongue Magazine Photographer:''' Hey Miss Piggy, Do you work here?
->'''Miss Piggy:''' HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)
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->'''Loretta Swit:''' Now, Kermit. Who Kermit, who is going to replace a talent, and a verb?
->'''Kermitverb?\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well,In in Vet's Hospital, I wonder if you could be in it?
->'''Lorettait?\\
'''Loretta Swit:'''(GASP) I ''({{GASP}})'' I'D LOVE TOO!
->'''KermitTOO!\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh,Good!
->'''Lorettagood!\\
'''Loretta Swit:''' Will the clothesfit?
->'''Kermitfit?\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why sure! Anybody can dothat.
->'''Tonguethat.\\
'''Tongue Magazine Photographer:''' Hey Miss Piggy,Do do you work here?
->'''Misshere?\\
'''Miss Piggy:''' HAI-YAH!(Kicks ''(Kicks the photographer)photographer)''
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well,
->'''Loretta
'''Loretta Swit:'''
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh,
->'''Loretta
'''Loretta Swit:''' Will the clothes
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why sure! Anybody can do
->'''Tongue
'''Tongue Magazine Photographer:''' Hey Miss Piggy,
->'''Miss
'''Miss Piggy:''' HAI-YAH!
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Usually at this time, I would have said "We will see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show''" to the audience. But do you mind saying good night to audience, your way?
->'''Roy Rogers:''' Well, I'll be glad to, Kermit. (To the audience) "Until we meet again, On screen or in person, Good night, Good luck, And make the good lord take a liking on you!"
->'''Roy Rogers:''' Well, I'll be glad to, Kermit. (To the audience) "Until we meet again, On screen or in person, Good night, Good luck, And make the good lord take a liking on you!"
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Usually at this time, I would have said "We will see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show''" to the audience. But do you mind saying good night to audience, your way?
->'''Royway?\\
'''Roy Rogers:''' Well, I'll be glad to, Kermit.(To ''(To the audience) audience)'' "Until we meet again, On screen or in person, Good night, Good luck, And make the good lord take a liking on you!"
->'''Roy
'''Roy Rogers:''' Well, I'll be glad to, Kermit.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (Depressing) Thank you, And welcome to the very moment of the Muppet Show. I am sorry guys, But I have some bad news.
->'''Statler:''' I think we made it at last.
->'''Waldorf:''' Could be, or maybe the show is cancelled.
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I just misread my calender, The show has been cancelled because we are doing an audition. You are welcome to see the audition, But I don't know if they are very excitement. Good night everybody.
->*Audience leave the theatre in disappointment*
->'''Statler:''' I think we made it at last.
->'''Waldorf:''' Could be, or maybe the show is cancelled.
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I just misread my calender, The show has been cancelled because we are doing an audition. You are welcome to see the audition, But I don't know if they are very excitement. Good night everybody.
->*Audience leave the theatre in disappointment*
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (Depressing) ''(Depressed)'' Thank you, And and welcome to the very moment of the Muppet Show. I am sorry guys, But but I have some bad news.
->'''Statler:'''news.\\
'''Statler:''' I think we made it atlast.
->'''Waldorf:'''last.\\
'''Waldorf:''' Could be, or maybe the show iscancelled.
->'''Kermitcancelled.\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' I just misread my calender,The the show has been cancelled because we are doing an audition. You are welcome to see the audition, But but I don't know if they are very excitement. Good night everybody.
->*Audienceeverybody.\\
''(Audience leave the theatre indisappointment*disappointment)''
->'''Statler:'''
'''Statler:''' I think we made it at
->'''Waldorf:'''
'''Waldorf:''' Could be, or maybe the show is
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' I just misread my calender,
->*Audience
''(Audience leave the theatre in
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (As he on the stage set for the closing number of the Sylvester Stallone episode) Well, We all had fun today. And I know there nothing more to say about it. But before we go, We want to say a warm thank you to our special guest star, Sylvester Stallone! YAYYYYYYYYY!
->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' (Cheering up a bit) Well, Kermit, I had a wonderful time. I hope I didn't hurt you by talking to the punching bag.
->'''The Punching Bag:''' Come on, Stallone. Give us this on for old time sake.
->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' Well, Okay. (As he punches the punching bag)
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, Anyways, We wil see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show!'' You are a wonderful laugh track.
->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' (Cheering up a bit) Well, Kermit, I had a wonderful time. I hope I didn't hurt you by talking to the punching bag.
->'''The Punching Bag:''' Come on, Stallone. Give us this on for old time sake.
->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' Well, Okay. (As he punches the punching bag)
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, Anyways, We wil see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show!'' You are a wonderful laugh track.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (As ''(As he on the stage set for the closing number of the Sylvester Stallone episode) episode)'' Well, We we all had fun today. And today, and I know there there's nothing more to say about it. But before we go, We we want to say a warm thank you to our special guest star, Sylvester Stallone! YAYYYYYYYYY!
->'''SylvesterYAYYYYYYYYY!\\
'''Sylvester Stallone:'''(Cheering ''(Cheering up a bit) bit)'' Well, Kermit, I had a wonderful time. I hope I didn't hurt you by talking to the punching bag.
->'''Thebag.\\
'''The Punching Bag:''' Come on, Stallone. Give us thison one for old time sake.
->'''Sylvestertime's sake.\\
'''Sylvester Stallone:''' Well,Okay. (As he okay. ''(He punches the punching bag)
->'''Kermitbag)\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well,Anyways, We anyways, we wil see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show!'' You are a wonderful laugh track.
->'''Sylvester
'''Sylvester Stallone:'''
->'''The
'''The Punching Bag:''' Come on, Stallone. Give us this
->'''Sylvester
'''Sylvester Stallone:''' Well,
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well,
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->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well, This is Kermit the Chicken saying we all had fun today. But before we go, let us give out a warm thank you to our special guest star, Mr. Roger Miller! YAYYYYYYYYY!
->'''Roger Miller:''' Well, Kermit. I had a great time. And it appears that you have some bad case of Cluckitis.
->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' You know all about Cluckitis?
->'''Roger Miller:''' I used to have one along time ago. But in the few days, It went away, And I turn back into a human.
->'''Gonzo:''' And I am glad I don't have Cluckitis.
->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well, We will see you again next time on ''the Muppet Show!''
->'''Roger Miller:''' Well, Kermit. I had a great time. And it appears that you have some bad case of Cluckitis.
->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' You know all about Cluckitis?
->'''Roger Miller:''' I used to have one along time ago. But in the few days, It went away, And I turn back into a human.
->'''Gonzo:''' And I am glad I don't have Cluckitis.
->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well, We will see you again next time on ''the Muppet Show!''
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->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well, This is Kermit the Chicken saying we all had fun today. But before we go, let us give out a warm thank you to our special guest star, Mr. Roger Miller! YAYYYYYYYYY!
->'''RogerYAYYYYYYYYY!\\
'''Roger Miller:''' Well,Kermit. Kermit, I had a great time. And it appears that you have some bad case of Cluckitis.
->'''KermitCluckitis.\\
'''Kermit the Chicken:''' You know all aboutCluckitis?
->'''RogerCluckitis?\\
'''Roger Miller:''' I used to have one along time ago. But in the few days,It it went away, And and I turn back into a human.
->'''Gonzo:'''human.\\
'''Gonzo:''' And I am glad I don't haveCluckitis.
->'''KermitCluckitis.\\
'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well,We we will see you again next time on ''the Muppet Show!''
->'''Roger
'''Roger Miller:''' Well,
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Chicken:''' You know all about
->'''Roger
'''Roger Miller:''' I used to have one along time ago. But in the few days,
->'''Gonzo:'''
'''Gonzo:''' And I am glad I don't have
->'''Kermit
'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well,
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->'''Statler:''' Well, it looks like time's running out for us.\\
'''Waldorf:''' Yeah, and for the show, too!\\
'''Statler:''' So let's bring back our wonderful guest star, Mr. Hal Linden!\\
'''Kermit:''' ''(running back on stage with Fozzie)'' YAYYYYYYYYY!\\
'''Hal Linden:''' Kermit, it's good to see you.\\
'''Waldorf:''' It sure is!\\
'''Statler:''' Yeah, tonight's been a disaster.\\
'''Hal Linden:''' Has it really?\\
'''Kermit:''' Gee, I thought that was a teriffic show!\\
'''Hal Linden:''' What're you talking about? There was a lot of confusion and chaos, and a lot of running around like mindless maniacs...\\
'''Fozzie:''' Yeah yeah, just like any good Muppet Show!\\
'''Kermit:''' And Hal, you're a big part of it.\\
'''Hal Linden:''' Oh, good. I'm glad I fit right in.\\
''(Everyone laughs.)''
'''Waldorf:''' Kermit, the show's all yours. We're going back up to our seats in the box and stay there. ''(exits the stage)''\\
'''Statler:''' ''(nods)'' We didn't know how tough it was down here. From now on, we promise never to say a bad thing about this show again! ''(exits the stage)''\\
'''Kermit:''' Oh, good! We'll see you next time on ''The Muppet Show''!\\
'''Fozzie:''' Bye!\\
''(After the credits...)''\\
'''Statler:''' You know, I've never liked their theme music.\\
'''Waldorf:''' Neither did I.\\
'''Kermit:''' You promised!\\
'''Statler & Waldorf:''' Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
-->--From the ending of the ''Hal Linden'' episode.
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->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well, This is Kermit the Chicken saying we all had fun today. But before we go, let us give out a warm thank you to our special guest star, Mr. Roger Miller! YAYYYYYYYYY!
->'''Roger Miller:''' Well, Kermit. I had a great time. And it appears that you have some bad case of Cluckitis.
->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' You know all about Cluckitis?
->'''Roger Miller:''' I used to have one along time ago. But in the few days, It went away, And I turn back into a human.
->'''Gonzo:''' And I am glad I don't have Cluckitis.
->'''Kermit the Chicken:''' Well, We will see you again next time on ''the Muppet Show!''
-->--From the Roger Miller episode.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (As he on the stage set for the closing number of the Sylvester Stallone episode) Well, We all had fun today. And I know there nothing more to say about it. But before we go, We want to say a warm thank you to our special guest star, Sylvester Stallone! YAYYYYYYYYY!
->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' (Cheering up a bit) Well, Kermit, I had a wonderful time. I hope I didn't hurt you by talking to the punching bag.
->'''The Punching Bag:''' Come on, Stallone. Give us this on for old time sake.
->'''Sylvester Stallone:''' Well, Okay. (As he punches the punching bag)
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, Anyways, We wil see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show!'' You are a wonderful laugh track.
-->--From the ending of the ''Sylvester Stallone'' episode.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (Depressing) Thank you, And welcome to the very moment of the Muppet Show. I am sorry guys, But I have some bad news.
->'''Statler:''' I think we made it at last.
->'''Waldorf:''' Could be, or maybe the show is cancelled.
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I just misread my calender, The show has been cancelled because we are doing an audition. You are welcome to see the audition, But I don't know if they are very excitement. Good night everybody.
->*Audience leave the theatre in disappointment*
-->--From the '''Steve Martin''' episode when Kermit alerted the viewers that tonight's show is cancelled due to audition.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Usually at this time, I would have said "We will see you again next time on ''The Muppet Show''" to the audience. But do you mind saying good night to audience, your way?
->'''Roy Rogers:''' Well, I'll be glad to, Kermit. (To the audience) "Until we meet again, On screen or in person, Good night, Good luck, And make the good lord take a liking on you!"
-->--From the ending of the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans episode of The Muppet Show. Kermit offers Roy Rogers to say Good night to the audience his way.
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-->--'''Kermit the Frog''' giving '''Loretta Swit''' and an offer on replacing Miss Piggy on Vets Hospital after Kermit fires Miss Piggy.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' THAT'S A BOLD FACE LIE, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT, PIGGY! YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO ME TOO MANY TIMES, PIGGY! I WILL NOT STAND FOR FOR IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!
->'''Miss Piggy:''' What are you going to me, now?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY. I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED, FIRED!
->'''Miss Piggy:''' But I am in then next number!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I WILL CAN (To the intercom) Uh, Cancel the next number. Bring the snorers chorus instead.
-->--'''Kermit the Frog''' fires '''Miss Piggy''' when the photographer from Tongue Magazine gave them the cover story about them getting secretly married.
->'''Loretta Swit:''' Now, Kermit. Who is going to replace a talent, and a verb?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, In Vet's Hospital, I wonder if you could be in it?
->'''Loretta Swit:''' (GASP) I LOVE TOO!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh, Good!
->'''Loretta Swit:''' Will the clothes fit?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why sure! Anybody can do that.
->'''Tongue Magazine Photographer:''' Hey Miss Piggy, Do you work here?
->'''Miss Piggy:''' HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)
-->--'''Kermit the Frog''' giving '''Loretta Swit''' and offer on replacing Miss Piggy on Vets Hospital after Kermit fires Miss Piggy.
->'''Miss Piggy:''' What are you going to me, now?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY. I AM GOING TO FIRE YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED, FIRED!
->'''Miss Piggy:''' But I am in then next number!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' I WILL CAN (To the intercom) Uh, Cancel the next number. Bring the snorers chorus instead.
-->--'''Kermit the Frog''' fires '''Miss Piggy''' when the photographer from Tongue Magazine gave them the cover story about them getting secretly married.
->'''Loretta Swit:''' Now, Kermit. Who is going to replace a talent, and a verb?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Well, In Vet's Hospital, I wonder if you could be in it?
->'''Loretta Swit:''' (GASP) I LOVE TOO!
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh, Good!
->'''Loretta Swit:''' Will the clothes fit?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why sure! Anybody can do that.
->'''Tongue Magazine Photographer:''' Hey Miss Piggy, Do you work here?
->'''Miss Piggy:''' HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)
-->--'''Kermit the Frog''' giving '''Loretta Swit''' and offer on replacing Miss Piggy on Vets Hospital after Kermit fires Miss Piggy.
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-->-- '''Homer Simpson''' attempts to describe the Muppets in ''TheSimpsons'' episode "A Fish Called Selma"
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-->-- '''Homer Simpson''' attempts to describe the Muppets in ''TheSimpsons'' episode Muppets, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "A Fish Called Selma"
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->'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, SesameStreet."
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->'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, SesameStreet.Series/SesameStreet."
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->'''Big Bird:''' "Oh, hi! I'm Big Bird!"
->'''Miss Piggy:''' ''[looking him up and down]'' "No kidding."
->'''Big Bird:''' "I'm a friend of Kermit's. We both come from the same neighborhood, SesameStreet."
->'''Miss Piggy:''' "Ah! Isn't that the cute little children's show with puppets?"
-->--'''Miss Piggy''' and '''Big Bird''' meet for the first time when the latter makes a guest appearance on the show.
->'''Beauregard:''' "I sent Beaker to get the power saw."
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' "Is that wise?"
->'''Beauregard:''' "Oh sure, he's okay."
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' "He's dumber than you are."
->'''Beauregard:''' "He is not!"
-->--'''Kermit''' and '''Beauregard''' the janitor having an [[StealthPun intellectual conversation]].
->''"When Animal gets something he either hits it or eats it. No third alternative."''
-->--'''Dr. Teeth'''
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-> '''Statler:''' "The question is; what ''is'' a Mahna Mahna?
-> '''Waldorf:''' "The question is; [[DeadpanSnarker who cares?"]]
-->--'''StatlerAndWaldorf''' very first [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] comment ever on the show.
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->Statler: "Hey Berle! You know what? I've just figured out your style. You work like Gregory Peck."
->Berle: "Wha - Gregory Peck's not a comedian!"
->Statler: "Well..."
->Berle: "Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half my life!"
->Waldorf: "How come we got '''this''' half?"
->Berle: "Look, did you come in here to be entertained or not?"
->Statler: "That's right."
->Berle: "What?"
->Waldorf: "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not."
->Berle: "Wha - Gregory Peck's not a comedian!"
->Statler: "Well..."
->Berle: "Now just a minute, please. I've been a successful comedian for half my life!"
->Waldorf: "How come we got '''this''' half?"
->Berle: "Look, did you come in here to be entertained or not?"
->Statler: "That's right."
->Berle: "What?"
->Waldorf: "We came in here to be entertained, and we're not."
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->'''Lisa:''' Dad, what's a Muppet?\\
'''Homer:''' Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet... but man ''(laughs)''. So to answer your question, [[KnowNothingKnowItAll I don't know]].
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->Milton Berle: "I dare you guys to come down here and I'll come up there, and we'll see how you like it."
->Waldorf (to Statler): "We should do it."
->Berle: "Yeah? Can you dance?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Can you sing?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Can you tell jokes?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Well, what are you going to do then?"
->Statler: "Exactly what you're doing right now."
->Berle: "What? I'll have you know, I've been a great entertainer for half my life!"
->Waldorf: "Yeah? How come we got '''this''' half?"
->Waldorf (to Statler): "We should do it."
->Berle: "Yeah? Can you dance?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Can you sing?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Can you tell jokes?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Well, what are you going to do then?"
->Statler: "Exactly what you're doing right now."
->Berle: "What? I'll have you know, I've been a great entertainer for half my life!"
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->Berle:
->Waldorf: "How come we got '''this''' half?"
->Berle: "Look, did you
->Statler & Waldorf: "No.
->Statler: "That's right."
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->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Can you tell jokes?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Berle: "Well, what are you going to do then?"
->Statler: "Exactly what you're doing right now."
->Berle: "What? I'll have you know, I've been a great entertainer for half my life!"
->Waldorf:
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-->--'''Rich Little''' takes the usual abuse from '''Statler and Waldorf'''
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->Waldorf: "Yeah? How come we got THIS half?"'''''this''' half?"
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->''"I've been a great entertainer for half my life!"
->"Yeah? How come we got THIS half?"''
-->--'''Rich Little''' (guest star) and '''Waldorf'''
->"Yeah? How come we got THIS half?"''
-->--'''Rich Little''' (guest star) and '''Waldorf'''
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->Waldorf (to Statler): "We should do it."
->Rich Little: "Yeah? Can you dance?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Rich Little: "Can you sing?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Rich Little: "Can you tell jokes?"
->Statler & Waldorf: "No."
->Rich Little: "Well, what are you going to do then?"
->Statler: "Exactly what you're doing right now."
->Rich Little: "What? I'll have you know, I've been a great entertainer for half my life!"
-->--'''Rich Little'''
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->"Yeah? How come we got THIS half?"''
-->--'''Rich Little''' (guest star) and '''Waldorf'''
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->''"Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hrmm? Isn't that disgusting?"''
-->--'''Sam the Eagle'''
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->'''Sam the Eagle:''' With a few exceptions, the characters on this program are weird and peculiar and not to be trusted.
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-->--'''Sam the Eagle'''
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->'''Sam the Eagle:''' With a few exceptions, the characters on this program are weird and peculiar and not to be trusted.\\