History Quotes / TheMillstone

"If you need any confirmation of how cool the Samurai warriors of Japan were, look no further than the film Film/TheLastSamurai. These people managed to survive and kick ass even with Tom Cruise in their midst. It'd be like running a marathon while dragging a dead cow behind you."

-->--'''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

-->-- ''AceVenturaWhenNatureCalls''

->When it comes to helping his own side, Stanley is somewhere between Series/{{Gilligan|sIsland}} and [[{{Transformers}} Star]][[TheStarscream scream]].

'''Mike''': Okay, so this car is always going. And that tree is always just, like, stopping. You know? Like, it's just been stopping there for years until tonight when it met something that it didn't want to keep going, and it was just like, "mmm-mmm! No! You're stopping, too" [''crying''] And then this tree that has never done anything is fucking, like, destroying this beautiful, really beautiful fast-moving thing.\\

-->-- ''AceVentura: When Nature Calls''

-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-pa// on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

->One reason I didn't like football was the boredom of putting on and taking off all that gear. Even so, at an early school, I made what I thought was an unusually brilliant touchdown against what proved to be, upon closer inspection, [[FailedASpotCheck my own team.]]
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

All in all, everything's going great, until Screech... that's probably enough actually – “until Screech.” It covers most eventualities. But for the sake of being complete... until Screech drops a container of water on Gary's foot, breaking it in two places. Now in a cast, they hide his foot from Leon, until Screech. Until Screech.

->As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that [[HeManWomanHater all women are mindless, impatient and bossy]] and judging by [[DeathGlare the look on Tegan’s face]] she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie...Only a true geek that is [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards asking for a bruising]] would ask for 'sodium chloride' rather than salt. Nyssa gets a gentle shove and Adric, that [[MilesGloriosus well-known boxer of men]], steps in: ‘Don’t you do that to her!’ When Adric agrees with Monarch, he finally puts to rest the hotly debated topic of whether Adric thinks and acts like a retard: yes, yes he does. It's not even as though the little dunce is going along with Monarch's ludicrous scheme to put himself in the position to affect their escape, he [[TooDumbToLive genuinely believes]] in this crusty frog and his web of lies. This is the middle adventure of three that sees Adric [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder working for the enemy]] and you have to ask yourself why the Doctor bothers keeping him around...The final insult is that Adric [[ArbitrarySkepticism has to be convinced]] to help the Doctor defeat Monarch.

-->-- '''Parson''', ''{{Erfworld}}''

->'''Stu (singing)''': Well we're living here in Allentown\\
And he's driven our lives into the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good
Gettin' married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
And we're living here in Allentown
'''Alan''': He totally butchered that song.

->As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that [[HeManWomanHater all women are mindless, impatient and bossy]] and judging by [[DeathGlare the look on Tegan’s face]] she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie...Only a true geek that is [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards asking for a bruising]] would ask for 'sodium chloride' rather than salt. Nyssa gets a gentle shove and Adric, that [[MilesGloriosus well-known boxer of men]], steps in: ‘Don’t you do that to her!’ When Adric agrees with Monarch, he finally puts to rest the hotly debated topic of whether Adric thinks and acts like a retard: yes, yes he does. It's not even as though the little dunce is going along with Monarch's ludicrous scheme [[FakeDefector to put himself in the position]] to affect their escape, he [[TooDumbToLive genuinely believes]] in this crusty frog and his web of lies. This is the middle adventure of three that sees Adric [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder working for the enemy]] and you have to ask yourself why the Doctor bothers keeping him around...The final insult is that Adric [[ArbitrarySkepticism has to be convinced]] to help the Doctor defeat Monarch.

->As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that [[HeManWomanHater all women are mindless, impatient and bossy]] and judging by [[DeathGlare the look on Tegan’s face]] she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie...Only a true geek that is [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards asking for a bruising]] would ask for 'sodium chloride' rather than salt. Nyssa gets a gentle shove and Adric, that [[MilesGloriosus well-known boxer of men]], steps in: ‘Don’t you do that to her!’ When Adric agrees with Monarch, he finally puts to rest the hotly debated topic of whether Adric thinks and acts like a retard: yes, yes he does. It's not even as though the little dunce is going along with Monarch's ludicrous scheme [[FakeDefector to put himself in the position to affect their escape]], he genuinely believes in this crusty frog and his web of lies. This is the middle adventure of three that sees Adric working for the enemy and you have to ask yourself why the Doctor bothers keeping him around...The final insult is that Adric [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder has to be convinced]] to help the Doctor defeat Monarch.

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