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->''"Whether you come as a lover or an executioner, I am ready to receive you."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheCarnivorousLamb''

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->''"I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, \\
but much more for the touch of your whips, dear. \\
You can raise welts \\
like nobody else, \\
as we dance to the Masochism Tango. \\
Let our love be a flame, not an ember. \\
Say it's me that you want to dismember. \\
Blacken my eye. \\
Set fire to my tie, \\
as we dance to the Masochism tango. \\
At your command, \\
before you, here I stand! \\
My heart is in my hand- \\
Eugh. . . \\
It's here that I must be. \\
My heart entreats, \\
just hear those savage beats, \\
and go put on your cleats, \\
and come and trample me! \\
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany, \\
that's why I'm in such exquisite ah-gony. \\
My soul is on fire, \\
it's aflame with desire, \\
which is why I perspire when we tango. \\
You caught my nose \\
in your left castonet, love. \\
I can feel the pain yet, love, \\
every time I hear drums, \\
and I envy the rose \\
that you held in your teeth, love \\
with the thorns underneath love \\
sticking into your gums. \\
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches. \\
The last time I needed twenty stitches, \\
to sew up the gash \\
you made with your lash, \\
as we danced to the Masochism tango. \\
Bash in my brain, \\
and make me scream with pain, \\
then kick me once again, \\
and say we'll never part. \\
I know too well, \\
I'm underneath your spell, \\
so darling, if you smell \\
something burning it's my heart. \\
hic- \\
'scuse me. \\
Take your cigarette from its holder, \\
and burn your initials in my shoulder. \\
Fracture my spine, \\
and swear that you're mine, \\
as we dance to the Masochism tango."''
-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "The Masochism Tango", ''Music/AnEveningWastedWithTomLehrer''
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->''Dionne, and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they’ve seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.''
-->-- '''Cher Horowitz''', ''Film/{{Clueless}}'' (1995)
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->''"I was hopeless until Helen stepped in. But she didn't stop with her sharp tongue, not for one damn instant. Always snapping, needling. One day I just barked back. Can't remember what I said. Something about her being a harpy, I think. She laughed. That was it. Not a day went by we weren't tearing strips off each other. But that was our dance. No disrespect to your mother, but the last fifteen years... the best of my life."''
-->-- '''Arlo Givens''', ''Series/{{Justified}}'', "Reckoning"

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->'''Church:''' Alright O'Malley, this is it! From now on, if anybody makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic; it's gonna be me!\\
'''Tex:''' Aww, that's sweet.\\
'''Church:''' Shut up, bitch!\\
'''Tex:''' Asshole!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''



->'''Yui:''' I gradually fell into despair. But then, all of that changed when I met you two.
->'''Kirito & Asuna:''' Awwww!
->'''Yui:''' The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on. Less people than a loose collection of character defects.
->'''Kirito:''' That, ah, that sorta went in a different direction than I was expecting.
->'''Yui:''' But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to get stronger.

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Awwww!\\
'''Yui:'''
The most broken, sociopathic players I'd ever laid eyes on. Less people than a loose collection of character defects.
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'''Kirito:'''
That, ah, that sorta went in a different direction than I was expecting.
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'''Yui:'''
But somehow, together, you were happy. Everything I knew about human relationships told me one would eventually kill the other. And yet, no matter how often you fought, your bond only seemed to get stronger.



-->--'''Creator/FranzKafka''', ''Letters to Milena''

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->''Moreover, perhaps it isn't love when I say you are what I love the most--you are the knife I turn inside myself, this is love.''
-->--'''Creator/FranzKafka''', ''Letters to Milena''
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-->-- ''All Again For You'', by We The Kings

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-->-- ''All Again For You'', by We The Kings



-->-- "True Love", ''Music/{{Pink}}'''

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->''You change your mind''
->''Like a psycho bitch''
->''But the sex is good so I think I'll keep ya around (ahem, what?)''
-->-- [[Music/KatyPerry "Hot n Cold"]], ''Woe, Is Me''
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->''"You want to tell her, you’re beautiful enough to kill me. An’ I would go without a fight, darlin’."''

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->''"You want to tell her, you’re you'e beautiful enough to kill me. An’ An' I would go without a fight, darlin’.darlin'."''



"That's the thing, though, Tavros - I don't hate you..." Vriska stepped slowly, deliberately in his direction, stopping next to his chair. She bent down, kissing his cheek lightly. "...I love you."''

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"That's the thing, though, Tavros - -- I don't hate you..." Vriska stepped slowly, deliberately in his direction, stopping next to his chair. She bent down, kissing his cheek lightly. "...I love you."''
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->''"They didn't agree on much. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time. And they challenged each other every day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other."''
-->-- '''Duke''', ''Film/TheNotebook''
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->''"Tony and I will never let go of one another. And it's not just because divorce in incompatible with my faith, but because this is just how we like it. War is our love. A brutal fight to the death is our mating dance. And I speak for both of us when I say we wouldn't want it any other way."''

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->''"Tony and I will never let go of one another. And it's not just because divorce in incompatible with my faith, but because this is just how we like it. War is our love. A brutal fight to the death is our mating dance. And I speak for both of us when I say we wouldn't want it any other way. Contentment is dull, and Tony and I are anything but dull."''
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->''"Tony and I will never let go of one another. And it's not just because divorce in incompatible with my faith, but because this is just how we like it. War is our love. A brutal fight to the death is our mating dance. And I speak for both of us when I say we wouldn't want it any other way."''
-->-- '''Princess Margaret''',[[note]]They ended up divorced[[/note]] ''Series/TheCrown2016''

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''Yes. Support is always better.''

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''Yes. Support is always better. Way better.''
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-->-- '''Future Ted's''' take on this trope, ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

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-->-- '''Future Ted's''' take on this trope, ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "The "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS6E20TheExplodingMeatballSub The Exploding Meatball Sub"Sub]]"
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as we dance to the Masochism tango."'' \\

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as we dance to the Masochism tango."'' \\"''
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Take your cigarette from it's holder, \\

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Take your cigarette from it's its holder, \\

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as we danced to tge Masochism tango
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tango. \\
Bash in my brain, \\
and make me scream with pain, \\
then kick me once again, \\
and say we'll never part. \\
I know too well, \\
I'm underneath your spell, \\
so darling, if you smell \\
something burning it's my heart. \\
hic- \\
'scuse me. \\
Take your cigarette from it's holder, \\
and burn your initials in my shoulder. \\
Fracture my spine, \\
and swear that you're mine, \\
as we dance to the Masochism tango."'' \\

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But much more for the touch of your whips, dear. \\

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But but much more for the touch of your whips, dear. \\



Like nobody else, \\
As we dance to the masochism tango."''

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Like like nobody else, \\
As as we dance to the masochism tango."'' Masochism Tango. \\
Let our love be a flame, not an ember. \\
Say it's me that you want to dismember. \\
Blacken my eye. \\
Set fire to my tie, \\
as we dance to the Masochism tango. \\
At your command, \\
before you, here I stand! \\
My heart is in my hand- \\
Eugh. . . \\
It's here that I must be. \\
My heart entreats, \\
just hear those savage beats, \\
and go put on your cleats, \\
and come and trample me! \\
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany, \\
that's why I'm in such exquisite ah-gony. \\
My soul is on fire, \\
it's aflame with desire, \\
which is why I perspire when we tango. \\
You caught my nose \\
in your left castonet, love. \\
I can feel the pain yet, love, \\
every time I hear drums, \\
and I envy the rose \\
that you held in your teeth, love \\
with the thorns underneath love \\
sticking into your gums. \\
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches. \\
The last time I needed twenty stitches, \\
to sew up the gash \\
you made with your lash, \\
as we danced to tge Masochism tango
"''

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->''"But I hate you, I really hate you,\\
So much I think it must be\\
True love, true love, it must be true love\\
Nothing else can break my heart like\\
True love..."''
-->-- "True Love", ''Music/{{Pink}}'''

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->''"The more you ruv someone, the more you want to kill them..."''
-->-- '''Christmas Eve''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

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->''"You
want to tell her, you’re beautiful enough to kill them...me. An’ I would go without a fight, darlin’."''
-->-- '''Christmas Eve''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''
''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/722181?view_full_work=true Abyssal Posessions]]'', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fic

->''"Bullshit," he interrupted, straining against the ropes. Vriska rolled her eyes, kicking the chainsaw back into the closet. Tavros had begun to shake, but he would not stop yelling. "Why would you do this? Why would you steal my robotic legs, my last chance to walk again? Why do you hate me so much?"\\
"That's the thing, though, Tavros - I don't hate you..." Vriska stepped slowly, deliberately in his direction, stopping next to his chair. She bent down, kissing his cheek lightly. "...I love you."''
-->-- The ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9404434/1/Don-t-Leave Don't Leave]]''
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->''"When you shot me at point blank range, I knew you loved me."''
-->-- '''Ryan Harrison''', ''Film/WrongfullyAccused''
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->'''Martha:''' I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard. \\
'''George:''' Try and I'll beat you at your own game. \\
'''Martha:''' Is that a threat George, huh? \\
'''George:''' It's a threat, Martha. \\
'''Martha:''' You're gonna get it, baby. \\
'''George:''' Be careful Martha. I'll rip you to pieces. \\
'''Martha:''' You're not man enough. You haven't the guts. \\
'''George:''' Total war. \\
'''Martha:''' Total.
-->-- ''Theatre/WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf'' (although you could pick almost any conversation between the two at random to represent this trope...)

->'''Martha:''' George who is out somewhere there in the dark... George who is good to me, and whom I revile; who understands me, and whom I push off; who can make me laugh, and I choke it back in my throat; who can hold me, at night, so that it's warm, and whom I will bite so there's blood; who keeps learning the games we play as quickly as I can change the rules; who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy, and yes I do wish to be happy. George and Martha: sad, sad sad.\\
'''Nick:''' Sad.\\
'''Martha:''' ...whom I will not forgive for having come to rest; for having seen me and having said: yes, this will do; who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving me and must be punished for it. George and Martha: sad, sad, sad.\\
'''Nick:''' Sad.\\
'''Martha:''' ...who tolerates, which is intolerable; who is kind, which is cruel; who understands, which is beyond comprehension...\\
'''Nick:''' George and Martha: sad, sad, sad.
-->-- ''Theatre/WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf''



->''Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris.\\
nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.''[[labelnote:Lat.]]"I hate and I love. Wherefore I do this, perhaps you ask. I do not know, but I feel it being done and I am tormented."[[/labelnote]]
-->-- '''Creator/{{Catullus}}'''

->'''Ossip Parkis:''' ''My parents stayed together forty years, but that was out of spite.''
-->-- '''Creator/WoodyAllen,''' ''The Lunatic's Tale''

->'''Mark''': ''Feel like going insane?''\\
''Got a fire in your brain?''\\
''And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?''\\
'''Joanne''': ''As a matter of fact --''\\
'''Mark''': ''Honey, I know this act''\\
''It's called the "Tango Maureen"''\\
''The Tango Maureen''\\
''It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round''\\
''As she keeps you dangling''\\
'''Joanne''': ''You're wrong.''\\
'''Mark''': ''Your heart she is mangling''\\
'''Joanne''': ''It's different with me.''\\
'''Mark''': ''And you toss and you turn''\\
'' 'Cause her cold eyes can burn''\\
''Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound''\\
'''Joanne''': ''I think I know what you mean.''\\
'''Both''': ''The Tango Maureen''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Rent}}'', ''Tango: Maureen''



->''I Want My Beloved To Feel [[DestructiveRomance Crappy.]]''
-->-- '''The original [[Laconic/TheMasochismTango laconic]] version'''

->''"When you shot me at point blank range, I knew you loved me."''
-->-- '''Ryan Harrison''', ''Film/WrongfullyAccused''

->''"And anybody in this room will testify to this shit: if you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain't been in love. ([[LongList 30 seconds of ranting later]]) ... and the only thing that kept you from killing this motherfucker was an episode of ''[[Series/{{CSI}} CSI]]''. 'Oh man, they thorough! I better make up, they might catch my ass!'"''
-->-- ''Creator/ChrisRock'' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M902ZJHzaLE love]].

->''"Bullshit," he interrupted, straining against the ropes. Vriska rolled her eyes, kicking the chainsaw back into the closet. Tavros had begun to shake, but he would not stop yelling. "Why would you do this? Why would you steal my robotic legs, my last chance to walk again? Why do you hate me so much?"\\
"That's the thing, though, Tavros - I don't hate you..." Vriska stepped slowly, deliberately in his direction, stopping next to his chair. She bent down, kissing his cheek lightly. "...I love you."''
-->-- The ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9404434/1/Don-t-Leave Don't Leave]]''



->''"You want to tell her, you’re beautiful enough to kill me. An’ I would go without a fight, darlin’."''
-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/722181?view_full_work=true Abyssal Posessions]]'', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fic




->"You're in love with a woman who tried to kill herself — and take you with her? What's wrong with you?"
-->-- '''Asuka Langley Sohryu''', ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}''

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-->-- '''Asuka Langley Sohryu''', ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}''
'''Christmas Eve''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

->'''Martha:''' I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard. \\
'''George:''' Try and I'll beat you at your own game. \\
'''Martha:''' Is that a threat George, huh? \\
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'''Martha:''' You're gonna get it, baby. \\
'''George:''' Be careful Martha. I'll rip you to pieces. \\
'''Martha:''' You're not man enough. You haven't the guts. \\
'''George:''' Total war. \\
'''Martha:''' Total.
-->-- ''Theatre/WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf'' (although you could pick almost any conversation between the two at random to represent this trope...)

->'''Martha:''' George who is out somewhere there in the dark... George who is good to me, and whom I revile; who understands me, and whom I push off; who can make me laugh, and I choke it back in my throat; who can hold me, at night, so that it's warm, and whom I will bite so there's blood; who keeps learning the games we play as quickly as I can change the rules; who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy, and yes I do wish to be happy. George and Martha: sad, sad sad.\\
'''Nick:''' Sad.\\
'''Martha:''' ...whom I will not forgive for having come to rest; for having seen me and having said: yes, this will do; who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving me and must be punished for it. George and Martha: sad, sad, sad.\\
'''Nick:''' Sad.\\
'''Martha:''' ...who tolerates, which is intolerable; who is kind, which is cruel; who understands, which is beyond comprehension...\\
'''Nick:''' George and Martha: sad, sad, sad.
-->-- ''Theatre/WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf''

->'''Mark:''' ''Feel like going insane?''\\
''Got a fire in your brain?''\\
''And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?''\\
'''Joanne:''' ''As a matter of fact --''\\
'''Mark:''' ''Honey, I know this act''\\
''It's called the "Tango Maureen"''\\
''The Tango Maureen''\\
''It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round''\\
''As she keeps you dangling''\\
'''Joanne:''' ''You're wrong.''\\
'''Mark:''' ''Your heart she is mangling''\\
'''Joanne:''' ''It's different with me.''\\
'''Mark:''' ''And you toss and you turn''\\
'' 'Cause her cold eyes can burn''\\
''Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound''\\
'''Joanne:''' ''I think I know what you mean.''\\
'''Both:''' ''The Tango Maureen''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Rent}}'', ''Tango: Maureen''
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->''Some couples always support each other, and some couples always challenge each other. But is one really better than the other? \\

Yes. Support is always better.''

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->''Some couples always support each other, and some couples always challenge each other. But is one really better than the other? \\

Yes. Support is always better.''
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->'''Martha:''' George who is out somewhere there in the dark... George who is good to me, and whom I revile; who understands me, and whom I push off; who can make me laugh, and I choke it back in my throat; who can hold me, at night, so that it's warm, and whom I will bite so there's blood; who keeps learning the games we play as quickly as I can change the rules; who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy, and yes I do wish to be happy. George and Martha: sad, sad sad.\\
'''Nick:''' Sad.\\
'''Martha:''' ...whom I will not forgive for having come to rest; for having seen me and having said: yes, this will do; who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving me and must be punished for it. George and Martha: sad, sad, sad.\\
'''Nick:''' Sad.\\
'''Martha:''' ...who tolerates, which is intolerable; who is kind, which is cruel; who understands, which is beyond comprehension...\\
'''Nick:''' George and Martha: sad, sad, sad.
-->-- ''Theatre/WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf''
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-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Mathilde"

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-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', ''The Masochism Tango''

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-->-- ''WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf'' (although you could pick almost any conversation between the two at random to represent this trope...)

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-->-- ''WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf'' ''Theatre/WhosAfraidOfVirginiaWoolf'' (although you could pick almost any conversation between the two at random to represent this trope...)



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