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->''"Jonah...Kiss my ass, I quit!"''
-->-- '''Mary Jane Watson''' to '''J. Jonah Jameson''', ''VideoGame/MarvelsSpiderMan2''
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-->-- Eikichi Onizuka, ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'', on his interview day.


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-->-- Eikichi Onizuka, '''Eikichi Onizuka''', ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'', on his interview day.

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->''"Don't you look down at them, you bastard! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You call people trash like they are things... why is such verbal violence allowed, huh?? Because of teachers like you, these kids are squeezed out of their safe haven!]] If you call this 'education'... I don't want to be a teacher. I gladly decline (your offer)!"''
-->-- Eikichi Onizuka, ''Manga/GreatTeacherOnizuka'', on his interview day.

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->'''George Costanza:''' That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again. Look at you.[''laughing''] You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! [''knocking object over on desk''] I quit!
-->-- ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', "[[Recap/SeinfeldS2E7TheRevenge The Revenge]]"



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'''Daniel:''' ''(takes off his headset and imitates Gandhi)'' Then I've got to do what I've got to do. ''(starts to leave)''\\
'''Lou:''' That's very funny. Where the hell are you going? Hey, listen, buddy! I'll tell you something! If you leave, you're not coming back in! I'm not taking any crap from you, pal!\\

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'''Daniel:''' ''(takes off his headset and imitates Gandhi)'' [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Then I've got to do what I've got to do.do]]. ''(starts to leave)''\\
'''Lou:''' [[SarcasmMode That's very funny.funny]]. Where the hell are you going? Hey, listen, buddy! I'll tell you something! If you leave, you're not coming back in! I'm not taking any crap from you, pal!\\
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->'''ADR Director Lou:''' Cut! Roll it back! What are you doing? Daniel, that line is not in the script. Why did you add it?\\
'''Daniel Hillard:''' Well, I thought I should comment on the situation.\\
'''Lou:''' What situation?\\
'''Daniel:''' The fact that Pudgy the Parrot having a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible!\\
'''Lou:''' This is a ''cartoon'', okay? This is not a friggin' Oprah Winfrey special.\\
'''Daniel:''' Lou, millions of kids see this cartoon. It's like sending each one of them a packet of cigarettes and saying "[[SmokingIsCool Light up]]!"\\
'''Lou:''' You can't put words in Pudgy's mouth if his ''mouth isn't moving!''\\
'''Daniel Hillard:''' Well, it's a voiceover. It's an interior monologue. Maybe even the voice of God, that's even better! ''(Imitates God)'' Don't, Pudgy! Don't smoke!\\
'''Lou:''' Actors.\\
'''Daniel:''' What? Well, let's ask the technicians! Do you think it's morally right to promote smoking to the youth of America? ''(all three men are smoking)'' They're biased. That's a mistrial.\\
'''Lou:''' Daniel, listen to me. This session is costing the studio thousands of dollars. Now if you want a paycheck, you stick to the script. If you wanna play Gandhi, then do it on somebody else's time.\\
'''Daniel:''' ''(takes off his headset and imitates Gandhi)'' Then I've got to do what I've got to do. ''(starts to leave)''\\
'''Lou:''' That's very funny. Where the hell are you going? Hey, listen, buddy! I'll tell you something! If you leave, you're not coming back in! I'm not taking any crap from you, pal!\\
'''Daniel:''' Well... In the words of Porky Pig: "Pi-pi-pi-pi... Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-piss off, Lou!"
-->-- ''Film/MrsDoubtfire''
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'''Janie Burnham:''' Sorry I'm late.\\

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'''Janie ->'''Janie Burnham:''' Sorry I'm late.\\
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'''Janie Burnham:''' Sorry I'm late.\\
'''Carolyn Burnham:''' No, that's quite all right, dear. Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?\\
'''Lester Burnham:''' Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
-->-- ''Film/AmericanBeauty''
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->''To: [Peil CEOs], Subject: My Resignation; Thanks for everything. I’m sick of all of you and am quitting Peil. Best wishes, Elan Ceres''

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->''To: [Peil CEOs], [=CEOs=]], Subject: My Resignation; Thanks for everything. I’m sick of all of you and am quitting Peil. Best wishes, Elan Ceres''
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->''To: [Peil CEOs], Subject: My Resignation; Thanks for everything. I’m sick of all of you and am quitting Peil. Best wishes, Elan Ceres''
-->-- ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamTheWitchFromMercury''

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-->-- '''Penny's mother.''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', when their agent plans to exploit Penny's near-death experience for good publicity.

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-->-- '''Penny's mother.''', mother''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', when their agent plans to exploit Penny's near-death experience for good publicity.


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->''And the uniform, tags, sidearm and ID that I wore\\
When I did it got sent C.O.D.[[note]]"cash on delivery"[[/note]]\\
To the HQ, note reading "This is not me\\
And [[WarIsHell I hate you for making me make a man bleed]]"''
-->-- '''Music/ElP''', "Tougher Colder Killer"
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->'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Meanwhile, I've got something for you-- a little notice stating that I quit as of right now! If you want me to stay the traditional two weeks-- forget it! I'm leaving now!"''\\
'''Geoffrey Anderson:''' ''"Hunh? But-- Now, wait a minute! You can't just--"''\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Oh, yes, I can! I'm sick of the whole rotten news business! My articles and the actions of your favorite camera operator cost a man his life! That's enough for me! I've got better things to do with my life than stay in a business that exploits people."''

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->'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Meanwhile, Meanwhile, I've got something for you-- a little notice stating that I quit as of right now! If you want me to stay the traditional two weeks-- forget it! I'm leaving now!"''\\
now!\\
'''Geoffrey Anderson:''' ''"Hunh? Hunh? But-- Now, wait a minute! You can't just--"''\\
just--\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Oh, Oh, yes, I can! I'm sick of the whole rotten news business! My articles and the actions of your favorite camera operator cost a man his life! That's enough for me! I've got better things to do with my life than stay in a business that exploits people."''
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->''I am not "Starlight" anymore. My name is Annie January...and I fucking quit.''

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->''I am ->''"And one more thing. I'm not "Starlight" Starlight anymore. My name is Annie January... and I fucking quit.''"''
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Told 'em fuck off -- '''FUCK OFF!''' -- and spit in their face\\

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Told 'em fuck off -- '''FUCK OFF!''' -- and you spit in their face\\



Tryna tell my dumb ass what to do\\

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Tryna Trying to tell my dumb ass what to do\\

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->'''Marshall:''' I can't have some big confrontation with Arthur. I need this job, I need the money.\\
'''Ted:''' Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow, tell him off and then quit?\\
'''Marshall:''' It's great to fantasize about, but nobody ever actually does it.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E15TheChainOfScreaming The Chain of Screaming]]"

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->'''Marshall:''' ->'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Meanwhile, I've got something for you-- a little notice stating that I quit as of right now! If you want me to stay the traditional two weeks-- forget it! I'm leaving now!"''\\
'''Geoffrey Anderson:''' ''"Hunh? But-- Now, wait a minute! You
can't have some big confrontation just--"''\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Oh, yes, I can! I'm sick of the whole rotten news business! My articles and the actions of your favorite camera operator cost a man his life! That's enough for me! I've got better things to do
with Arthur. I need this job, I need the money.my life than stay in a business that exploits people."''
-->-- ''ComicBook/AdventureComics #424: ComicBook/CryptOfTheFrozenGraves''

-> '''Rocket's boss:''' You're fired.
\\
'''Ted:''' Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow, tell him off '''Rocket Raccoon:''' Wha--? But... wha--?\\
'''Rocket's boss:''' Have you any idea of the number of health
and then quit?\\
'''Marshall:''' It's great
safety in the workplace code violations that little stunt just caused? I'm going to fantasize about, but nobody ever actually does it.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E15TheChainOfScreaming The Chain of Screaming]]"
be filling out paperwork for the next month!\\
'''Rocket Raccoon:''' Yes. Yes, you are. But you will be looking ''pretty funny'' while you're doing it.\\
'''Rocket's boss:''' Why?\\
'''Rocket Raccoon:''' ''(shoves a trashcan onto his boss's head)'' Oh, in case it ''wasn't'' self-evident... I quit.
-->--''ComicBook/{{Annihilators}}''



->''" I resign, so up ya bum!"''
-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E13TheBeautifulGame The Beautiful Game]]"

->''"We '''quit."'''''
-->-- '''Penny's mother.''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', when their agent plans to exploit Penny's near-death experience for good publicity.

->''I am not "Starlight" anymore. My name is Annie January...and I fucking quit.''
-->-- ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "[[Recap/TheBoysS03E06Herogasm Herogasm]]"

->''"So you walked out of your job today\\
Told 'em fuck off -- '''FUCK OFF!''' -- and spit in their face\\
'Cause I think that they've gotten used to\\
Tryna tell my dumb ass what to do\\
But I'm done -- I'm going home today."''
-->-- '''Music/{{Carpool}}''', "Quitting"



->Now, I ''do'' have to give a disclaimer here: If you hate your job and you watch this movie, you may find the scene where he escapes the slave mines so inspiring that you decide that's it, you're gonna quit your job right then and there. That could be a bad idea, so you may wanna have a plan for that first ''before'' you watch the movie. I thought I should warn people about that.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon Ross Scott]]''' on ''Film/TheWolfhound''

-> '''Armsmaster:''' You can't quit, Vista. That's not possible.\\
'''Vista''': Fucking watch me.
-->-- ''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/nailing-the-sword-worm-bleach.864272/ Nailing the Sword]]''

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->Now, ->'''Marshall:''' I ''do'' have to give a disclaimer here: If you hate your job and you watch this movie, you may find the scene where he escapes the slave mines so inspiring that you decide that's it, you're gonna quit your job right then and there. That could be a bad idea, so you may wanna have a plan for that first ''before'' you watch the movie. I thought I should warn people about that.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon Ross Scott]]''' on ''Film/TheWolfhound''

-> '''Armsmaster:''' You
can't quit, Vista. That's not possible.have some big confrontation with Arthur. I need this job, I need the money.\\
'''Vista''': Fucking watch me.
'''Ted:''' Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow, tell him off and then quit?\\
'''Marshall:''' It's great to fantasize about, but nobody ever actually does it.
-->-- ''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/nailing-the-sword-worm-bleach.864272/ Nailing the Sword]]''
''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E15TheChainOfScreaming The Chain of Screaming]]"



->''"We '''quit."'''''
-->-- '''Penny's mother.''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', when their agent plans to exploit Penny's near-death experience for good publicity.

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->''"We '''quit."'''''
-> '''Armsmaster:''' You can't quit, Vista. That's not possible.\\
'''Vista''': Fucking watch me.
-->-- '''Penny's mother.''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', when their agent plans to exploit Penny's near-death experience for good publicity.
''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/nailing-the-sword-worm-bleach.864272/ Nailing the Sword]]''



-> '''Rocket's boss:''' You're fired.\\
'''Rocket Raccoon:''' Wha--? But... wha--?\\
'''Rocket's boss:''' Have you any idea of the number of health and safety in the workplace code violations that little stunt just caused? I'm going to be filling out paperwork for the next month!\\
'''Rocket Raccoon:''' Yes. Yes, you are. But you will be looking ''pretty funny'' while you're doing it.\\
'''Rocket's boss:''' Why?\\
'''Rocket Raccoon:''' ''(shoves a trashcan onto his boss's head)'' Oh, in case it ''wasn't'' self-evident... I quit.
-->--''ComicBook/{{Annihilators}}''

->''I am not "Starlight" anymore. My name is Annie January...and I fucking quit.''
-->-- ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "[[Recap/TheBoysS03E06Herogasm Herogasm]]"

->''"I never needed this job, and I don't want this job anymore! '''I QUIT!"'''''
-->-- '''Wrestling/JoeyStyles'''



->''" I resign, so up ya bum!"''
-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E13TheBeautifulGame The Beautiful Game]]"

->'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Meanwhile, I've got something for you-- a little notice stating that I quit as of right now! If you want me to stay the traditional two weeks-- forget it! I'm leaving now!"''\\
'''Geoffrey Anderson:''' ''"Hunh? But-- Now, wait a minute! You can't just--"''\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Oh, yes, I can! I'm sick of the whole rotten news business! My articles and the actions of your favorite camera operator cost a man his life! That's enough for me! I've got better things to do with my life than stay in a business that exploits people."''
-->-- ''ComicBook/AdventureComics #424: ComicBook/CryptOfTheFrozenGraves''

->''"This is it! I'm finished! You can take my contract and stuff it up your nose, Pierce!"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''', ''ComicBook/SupermanFamily'' #208

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->''" ->Now, I resign, ''do'' have to give a disclaimer here: If you hate your job and you watch this movie, you may find the scene where he escapes the slave mines so up ya bum!"''
inspiring that you decide that's it, you're gonna quit your job right then and there. That could be a bad idea, so you may wanna have a plan for that first ''before'' you watch the movie. I thought I should warn people about that.
-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E13TheBeautifulGame The Beautiful Game]]"

->'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Meanwhile, I've got something for you-- a little notice stating that I quit as of right now! If you want me to stay the traditional two weeks-- forget it! I'm leaving now!"''\\
'''Geoffrey Anderson:''' ''"Hunh? But-- Now, wait a minute! You can't just--"''\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Oh, yes, I can! I'm sick of the whole rotten news business! My articles and the actions of your favorite camera operator cost a man his life! That's enough for me! I've got better things to do with my life than stay in a business that exploits people."''
-->-- ''ComicBook/AdventureComics #424: ComicBook/CryptOfTheFrozenGraves''

->''"This is it! I'm finished! You can take my contract and stuff it up your nose, Pierce!"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''', ''ComicBook/SupermanFamily'' #208
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->''"I never needed this job, and I don't want this job anymore! '''I QUIT!"'''''
-->-- '''Wrestling/JoeyStyles'''

->''"This is it! I'm finished! You can take my contract and stuff it up your nose, Pierce!"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''', ''ComicBook/SupermanFamily'' #208
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-->--''Music/YourFavoriteMartian'', "Eff This Job"

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->''It'll feel so good when i'm walkin' out''\\
''Imma give em something to talk about''\\
''Yeah!''\\
''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. This. Job!]]''
-->--''Music/YourFavoriteMartian'', "Eff This Job"
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->''"We'''quit."'''''

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->''"We'''quit.->''"We '''quit."'''''
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->You know what ''I think'' is compassionate? Saving the village from Eggman, ''[[MediumAwareness like, every week]]''. But do I get any props for that? '''No!''' Everyone just goes around ''gasping at me'' when I call a guy ''"a guy"'' '''''or people "people"!''''' ''(everyone gasps, proving his point)'' '''I QUIT HERO-ING,''' '''''AND I QUIT THIS STUPID GROUP!!!'''''
-->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''

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->You know what ''I think'' is compassionate? Saving the village from Eggman, ''[[MediumAwareness like, every week]]''. But do I get any props for that? '''No!''' Everyone just goes around ''gasping at me'' when I call a guy ''"a guy"'' '''''or people "people"!''''' ''(everyone gasps, proving his point)'' '''I QUIT HERO-ING,''' '''''AND I QUIT THIS STUPID GROUP!!!'''''
->''"We'''quit."'''''
-->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''
'''Penny's mother.''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', when their agent plans to exploit Penny's near-death experience for good publicity.
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->'''Employee:''' "Look, I know we can't have that guy back here, but you can't just put shit in without telling me! ''I could've DIED!'' I... God dammit, you know what?! How 'bout you [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt take your facial recognition and]] ''[[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt SHOVE IT?!]]'' Because I'm not working in this DEATH TRAP anymore, '''STARTING RIGHT NOW!'''"

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->'''Employee:''' "Look, I know we can't have that guy back here, but you can't just put shit in without telling me! ''I could've DIED!'' I... God dammit, you know what?! How 'bout you [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt take your facial recognition and]] ''[[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt and ''[[SuddenlyShouting SHOVE IT?!]]'' Because I'm not working in this DEATH TRAP anymore, '''STARTING RIGHT NOW!'''"
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->'''Employee:''' "Look, I know we can't have that guy back here, but you can't just put shit in without telling me! ''I could've DIED!'' I... God dammit, you know what?! How 'bout you [[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt take your facial recognition and]] ''[[TakeThisJobAndShoveIt SHOVE IT?!]]'' Because I'm not working in this DEATH TRAP anymore, '''STARTING RIGHT NOW!'''"
-->--''WebAnimation/SquimpusMcGrimpus'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUnVeAd4DAg&list=PLpFoj2YSoW--L6VEfcj6d_dgMqMAbmMrF&index=7 Facial Recognition Testing]]"
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->You know what ''I think'' is compassionate? Saving the village from Eggman, ''[[MediumAwareness like, every week]]''. But do I get any props for that? '''No!''' Everyone just goes around ''gasping at me'' when I call a guy ''"a guy"'' '''''or people "people"!''''' ''(everyone gasps, proving his point)'' '''I QUIT HERO-ING,''' '''''AND I QUIT THIS STUPID GROUP!!!'''''
-->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom''
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-->-- ''Series/TheBoys'', "[[Recap/TheBoysS03E06Herogasm Herogasm]]"

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-->-- ''Series/TheBoys'', ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "[[Recap/TheBoysS03E06Herogasm Herogasm]]"

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-> '''Rocket’s boss:''' You're fired.\\

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-> '''Rocket’s '''Rocket's boss:''' You're fired.\\


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->'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Meanwhile, I've got something for you-- a little notice stating that I quit as of right now! If you want me to stay the traditional two weeks-- forget it! I'm leaving now!"''\\
'''Geoffrey Anderson:''' ''"Hunh? But-- Now, wait a minute! You can't just--"''\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' ''"Oh, yes, I can! I'm sick of the whole rotten news business! My articles and the actions of your favorite camera operator cost a man his life! That's enough for me! I've got better things to do with my life than stay in a business that exploits people."''
-->-- ''ComicBook/AdventureComics #424: ComicBook/CryptOfTheFrozenGraves''

->''"This is it! I'm finished! You can take my contract and stuff it up your nose, Pierce!"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''', ''ComicBook/SupermanFamily'' #208

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