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->''They attempted to steal on a busy street in the Neiborhood... didn't hide their faces at all... plus the car wouldn't be in their name since they stole it, so they wouldn't be able to sell it anyway. I'm amazed at how lousy they are.''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-oQNKRHJIg Tachibana]] describing Akamatsu and Hiiragi who tried to steal his car in ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-oQNKRHJIg Tachibana]] describing Akamatsu and Hiiragi who tried to steal his car in ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''
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->As a drug dealer, shadh1 was really really bad at his job. One of the key performance indicators is an ability to stay off the radar of law enforcement authorities, who are obliged to arrest and prosecute people who sell drugs to other people when they find out it's happening.\\\
[=Shadh1=] failed miserably at the whole stealth thing. He allowed customers to pass on his phone number to complete strangers for the purposes of ordering drugs, kept every single incriminating text message ever sent or received and left all the paraphernalia that screams 'drug dealer' strewn around his house. He ordered drugs to his home address and his own name from countries from which mail is known to be more heavily scrutinised. When twelve pieces of mail went missing, he just kept ordering more – to the same name and the same address – without stopping to wonder what happened to the ones that never showed. He created a vendor account on the most famous online black market in the world, choosing an unusual username – the only other place it could be found was on his BMW's numberplate.\\\
So it wasn't altogether surprising that he got busted 6 months into his new career.
-->-- '''Eileen Ormsby''', ''[[https://eileenormsby.com/2013/02/06/shadh1-penalised-for-not-propping-up-aussie-organised-crime/ Shadh1 - penalised for not propping up Aussie organised crime?]]''
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->'''Ryder:''' Give up the money! This a raid!
->'''Well Stacked Pizza Co. Employee:''' Ryder! Not ''this'' again!
->'''Ryder:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It ain't me, fool!]]
->'''Well Stacked Pizza Co. Employee:''' No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad!
->'''CJ:''' Shit, you crazy! Let's get up outta here!
->'''Ryder:''' Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!
->(As Ryder insults CJ, the employee grabs a shotgun and shoots at the two.)
->'''Ryder:''' [[OhCrap Aw, shit!]] '''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere RUN!]]'''
->'''Well Stacked Pizza Co. Employee:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal This pizza parlor's no pushover!]]
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''
->'''Well Stacked Pizza Co. Employee:''' Ryder! Not ''this'' again!
->'''Ryder:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It ain't me, fool!]]
->'''Well Stacked Pizza Co. Employee:''' No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad!
->'''CJ:''' Shit, you crazy! Let's get up outta here!
->'''Ryder:''' Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!
->(As Ryder insults CJ, the employee grabs a shotgun and shoots at the two.)
->'''Ryder:''' [[OhCrap Aw, shit!]] '''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere RUN!]]'''
->'''Well Stacked Pizza Co. Employee:''' [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal This pizza parlor's no pushover!]]
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''
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->The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first try, due to his lack of a previous record of violence AND his terminally stupid choices, as follows:
->1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms - ''a gun shop.''
->2. The shop was full of customers - ''firearms customers.''
->3. To enter the shop, the robber had to ''step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.''
->4. A uniformed officer was ''standing at the counter'' having coffee before work.
->Upon entering the premises, the would-be robber announced a holdup and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.
->No one else was hurt.
-->--'''''Website/DarwinAwards''''', [[https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-06.html "Wrong Time, Wrong Place"]]
->1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms - ''a gun shop.''
->2. The shop was full of customers - ''firearms customers.''
->3. To enter the shop, the robber had to ''step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.''
->4. A uniformed officer was ''standing at the counter'' having coffee before work.
->Upon entering the premises, the would-be robber announced a holdup and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.
->No one else was hurt.
-->--'''''Website/DarwinAwards''''', [[https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-06.html "Wrong Time, Wrong Place"]]
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->'''Arthur:''' She stole that tie! It's the prefect crime: girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.\\
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->'''Arthur:''' She stole that tie! It's the prefect perfect crime: girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.\\
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->'''Norrington''': No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north... [''checks his sword'']] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.\\
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->'''Norrington''': No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north... [''checks his sword'']] sword''] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.\\
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->That dumb scam artist spends years helping her even-dumber husband file phony forms and hiding cash, then tries to tip-toe out away from the scene of the crime by accepting a plea agreement, then ends up with a one-way ticket to the big house and starts [[NeverMyFault blaming her lawyers]] for not explaining what a plea agreement was. I bet her lawyers could have tried explaining that shit using finger puppets and a song set to the tune of fucking ''Frère Jacques'', and that [[BrainlessBeauty delusional twat]] still wouldn’t be able to understand.
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->That dumb scam artist spends years helping her even-dumber husband file phony forms and hiding cash, then tries to tip-toe out away from the scene of the crime by accepting a plea agreement, then ends up with a one-way ticket to the big house and starts [[NeverMyFault blaming her lawyers]] for not explaining what a plea agreement was. I bet her lawyers could have tried explaining that shit using finger puppets and a song set to the tune of fucking ''Frère Jacques'', and that [[BrainlessBeauty delusional twat]] twat still wouldn’t be able to understand.
