History Quotes / StrawCharacter

'''Raiden:''' ''(seriously)'' What are you trying to say? ''(normal voice)'' No, like genuinely. Like, what the fuck does that mea--?\\

'''Raiden:''' Hold on, hold on, I-I'm checking Twitter real quick. ''(sees Dictionary.com's [[https://twitter.com/Dictionarycom/status/1498033493561032710 mocking response]], starts cracking up)'' You got ratio'd by the dictionary! How do you manage that, man? You're ''fifty!''\\
'''Armstrong:''' Cancel culture strikes again!

[[folder:Comics books]]

->''"Do you wanna see the American Judicial System dragged through the muck? You wanna see our democratic institutions crumble at your feet? While the decadent East Coast liberal intelligencia score the biggest victory they've had since they stopped us from pushing the reds back" (draws his gun) "PAST THE 38th PARALLELL IN KOREA?!" (beat) "But I digress."''

->--''Protester's placard in '''Anime/DominionTankPolice'''''

-->-- '''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1K6eT43DY DYSTOPIAS]]''' as it shows an image with the caption ''Welcome to the slave mines for people who voted independent.''

->''"He also served as the inspiration for a superhero, something few other pundits/convicted felons can claim. Unfortunately, that superhero, Edward "The Comedian" Blake from Alan Moore's ''{{ComicBook/Watchmen}}'', was a sociopathic murderer, but it probably looks good on a résumé anyway."''
-->--'''''Rational Wiki''''' on G. Gordon Liddy

-->-- ''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum'', mocking Micheal Weiss during his [[Website/{{Newgrounds}} Micheal Weiss Show]] {{MST}}[=/=][[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Retsuflash]]

-->-- '''Reginald Rangoon III''', ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'', [[
Recap/BojackHorsemanS3E06BrrapBrrapPewPew "Brrap Brrap Pew Pew"]]

-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on G. Gordon Liddy

-->-- ''Webcomic/ChainsawSuit'', "[[ClimateChange Disastorm]]" the movie [[http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2009/02/18/strip-164/ arc]].

[[folder: Live Action TV]]

->''"Do you wanna see the American Judicial System dragged through the muck? You wanna see our democratic institutions crumble at your feet? While the decadent East Coast liberal intelligencia score the biggest victory they've had since they stopped us from pushing the reds back" (draws his gun) "PAST THE 38th PARALLELL IN KOREA?!" (beat) "But I digress."''
-->-- '''Inspector Bert Felch''', ''Series/NightCourt''

-->-- ''Webcomic/ChainsawSuit'', "[[GlobalWarning Disastorm]]" the movie [[http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2009/02/18/strip-164/ arc]].

[[folder:real life]]

->''"In many ways, ''The Man With The Golden Gun'' begins the theme of eco-friendly science being evil. You’ll notice a theme developing over the course of the series: Scaramanga’s clean and efficient means of solar power? '''''Evil!''''' [[Film/{{Moonraker}} Hugo Drax’s]] interest in plant biology? '''''Evil!''''' [[Film/{{Thunderball}} Stromberg’s]] fascination with marine biology? '''''Evil!''''' [[Film/DieAnotherDay Colonel Moon’s]] solar-powered laser beam? '''''Evil!''''' [[Film/QuantumOfSolace Dominic Greene’s]] water conservation? '''''Evil!'''''"''

-> ''Webcomic/ChainsawSuit'', "[[GlobalWarning Disastorm]]" the movie [[http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2009/02/18/strip-164/ arc]].

--> -- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''ComicBook/AmazonsAttack''

-->--''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum'', mocking Micheal Weiss during his [[Website/{{Newgrounds}} Micheal Weiss Show]] {{MST}}[=/=][[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Retsuflash]]

-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]''', in "Sideshow Bob Roberts," on finding the tomb of a [[VoteEarlyVoteOften "registered voter" who died in 1909]]

-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/09/too-narrow-too-crippled-monster-of.html El Sandifer]]''' on [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E4TheMonsterOfPeladon "The Monster of Peladon"]]