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->This is fucked beyond ''belief''! It's like, the controls in this game are like something you'd do for a ''cheat code''. Not a ''basic move'' that you ''have to do'' in order to play the game! Why'd they program it in such an asinine, ball-brained, cockamamie, ''ridiculous'' fashion?! It's like, jeez, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller! ...Like that's not enough to work with?! Instead, they have to like program it, like, all into, like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit?! It's like, [[WhatWereYouThinking what were they thinking]]?! It's like, Up is jump? Select for the grappling hook? Select shouldn't even be part of the game. Select should be, like, for the menus or something. I mean, jeez! Like, were they trying to just ruin this game? Just flat out just ''fuck it up''?! Well, they did! ''Batman Forever'': It sucked back then, and it sucks forever!

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->This ->''This is fucked beyond ''belief''! It's like, the controls in this game are like something you'd do for a ''cheat code''. Not a ''basic move'' that you ''have to do'' in order to play the game! Why'd they program it in such an asinine, ball-brained, cockamamie, ''ridiculous'' fashion?! It's like, jeez, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller! ...Like that's not enough to work with?! Instead, they have to like program it, like, all into, like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit?! It's like, [[WhatWereYouThinking what were they thinking]]?! It's like, Up is jump? Select for the grappling hook? Select shouldn't even be part of the game. Select should be, like, for the menus or something. I mean, jeez! Like, were they trying to just ruin this game? Just flat out just ''fuck it up''?! Well, they did! ''Batman Forever'': It sucked back then, and it sucks forever!forever!''



->Because memorizing a long list of moves is just '''so''' much fun. Like an exam for a video game. '''''[[SarcasmMode Fun!]]'''''

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->Because ->''Because memorizing a long list of moves is just '''so''' much fun. Like an exam for a video game. '''''[[SarcasmMode Fun!]]'''''Fun!]]'''



->These are the kinds of controls that run into your granny's dining room and smash all of the china!

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->These ->''These are the kinds of controls that run into your granny's dining room and smash all of the china!china!''



-->-- '''[=JoCat=]''','' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8ZVaLsFZ4 A Crap Guide To Monster Hunter: World - Bow]]''

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-->-- '''[=JoCat=]''','' A Crap Guide to VideoGame/MonsterHunterWorld - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8ZVaLsFZ4 A Crap Guide To Monster Hunter: World - Bow]]''
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->This is fucked beyond belief! It's like the controls in this game are like something you would do for a ''cheat code'', not a basic move that you have to do in order to play the game! Why did they program it in such an asinine, ballbrained, cockimaney, ridiculous fashion!? It's like, jeez, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller! Like that's not enough to work with; instead, they have to like program it all into like weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit!? It's like [[WhatWereYouThinking what were they thinking]]!? It's like up is jump and select for the grappling hook! Select shouldn't even be part of the game; Select should be like for the menus or something. I mean, jeez! Were they trying to just ruin this game? Just flat out just fuck it up? Well, they did!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on the video game adaptation of ''Film/BatmanForever''

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->This is fucked beyond belief! ''belief''! It's like like, the controls in this game are like something you would you'd do for a ''cheat code'', not code''. Not a basic move ''basic move'' that you have ''have to do do'' in order to play the game! Why did Why'd they program it in such an asinine, ballbrained, cockimaney, ridiculous fashion!? ball-brained, cockamamie, ''ridiculous'' fashion?! It's like, jeez, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller! controller! ...Like that's not enough to work with; instead, with?! Instead, they have to like program it it, like, all into like into, like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit!? shit?! It's like like, [[WhatWereYouThinking what were they thinking]]!? thinking]]?! It's like up like, Up is jump and select jump? Select for the grappling hook! hook? Select shouldn't even be part of the game; game. Select should be like be, like, for the menus or something. I mean, jeez! Were Like, were they trying to just ruin this game? Just flat out just fuck ''fuck it up? up''?! Well, they did!
did! ''Batman Forever'': It sucked back then, and it sucks forever!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames the video game SNES adaptation of of]] ''Film/BatmanForever''
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-> ''But because the Bow likes to cut corners like a [[[TakeThatshows picture of]] ''Creator/IlluminationEntertainment''] low budget animation studio, you can skip straight to the ball-dropping by holding the left trigger, the right trigger, the left face button, the D-sharp diminish chord, the brake pedal and rubbing the Playstation trackpad in the shape of a dodecahedron.''

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-> ''But because the Bow likes to cut corners like a [[[TakeThatshows [[[TakeThat shows picture of]] ''Creator/IlluminationEntertainment''] low budget animation studio, you can skip straight to the ball-dropping by holding the left trigger, the right trigger, the left face button, the D-sharp diminish chord, the brake pedal and rubbing the Playstation trackpad in the shape of a dodecahedron.''
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-> ''But because the Bow likes to cut corners like a [[[TakeThatshows picture of]] ''Creator/IlluminationEntertainment''] low budget animation studio, you can skip straight to the ball-dropping by holding the left trigger, the right trigger, the left face button, the D-sharp diminish chord, the brake pedal and rubbing the Playstation trackpad in the shape of a dodecahedron.''
-->-- '''[=JoCat=]''','' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8ZVaLsFZ4 A Crap Guide To Monster Hunter: World - Bow]]''
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->These are the kinds of controls that run into your granny's dining room and smash all of the china!

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', ''The Awful World of Skateboarding Games''
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-->--'''Aeris''', ''Webcomic/VGCats'' #136

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-->--'''Aeris''', -->-- '''Aeris''', ''Webcomic/VGCats'' #136
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->Because memorizing a long list of moves is just '''so''' much fun. Like an exam for a video game. '''''[[SarcasmMode Fun!]]'''''
-->--'''Aeris''', ''Webcomic/VGCats'' #136
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->This is fucked beyond belief! It's like the controls in this game are like something you would do for a ''cheat code'', not a basic move that you have to do in order to play the game! Why did they program it in such an asinine, ballbrained, cockimaney, ridiculous fashion!? It's like, jeez, there's four buttons right on the front of the controller! Like that's not enough to work with; instead, they have to like program it all into like weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit!? It's like [[WhatWereYouThinking what were they thinking]]!? It's like up is jump and select for the grappling hook! Select shouldn't even be part of the game; Select should be like for the menus or something. I mean, jeez! Were they trying to just ruin this game? Just flat out just fuck it up? Well, they did!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on the video game adaptation of ''Film/BatmanForever''

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