History Quotes / SoBadItsGood

->"This band sucks, but it's like, they suck in a new way, like in ways we haven't seen stuff suck before]], so it's like, pretty cool."
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead''', on a bad music video

The bad design and car controls inspire much profanity\\

!!From Fiction

[[AC:Literature]]
->Shortly after we meet them, the author lets us know that these are not just any [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] {{leprechaun}}s. These are [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot psychic Nazi leprechauns]] who [[BondageIsBad enjoy S&M]], are [[CoveredInScars covered with scars]] from pleasure/pain sessions with their creator, were [[{{Squick}} trained as sex-slaves for full-sized human men]], and are actually stunted fetuses taken from Jewish concentration camp victims. And one of them is named Adolph.
->While all this information is being hosed into the reader's eyes like a geyser of crazy, this book rockets from 0 to 60 on the loony meter and overdelivers on practically every level. From the moment the Gestapochauns play a mean practical joke on the old Irish washerwoman who works in the kitchen to the moment that the lawyer/fiance realizes [[SquirrelsInMyPants exactly what the Nazi leprechaun named Greta is up to in his pants]], it's [[CrazyAwesome one fifty-page freakout that's firing on every cylinder]].
-->-- ''Paperbacks From Hell,'' by Grady Hendrix

->''"It isn't enough that a movie be campy and mediocre. It must show incomparably flawed craftsmanship in every detail. It must be so stupefyingly artless that it IS ART, albeit of the most accidental kind."''

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->That sounds terrible. I wanna watch it twice.
-->-- '''Troy''' summing up this trope, ''Series/{{Community}}''

->Pretty awful? ''Pretty'' awful? It was a '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice masterpiece]]''' of awful! It's genius, how bad it is, I kinda wish you guys could see it.
-->-- '''Barney Stinson''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' episode "Stuff", describing Act 2 of his one-man show

->The thing about you is you're so bad you're brilliant. You know? I could listen to you for hours, I really could. You came to entertain yourself, but you entertained me, the audience, I mean, we loved you. You were horrifically entertaining.

->'''Dean:''' [[Film/DirtyDancing Nobody puts Baby in a corner]].\\
'''Sam:''' ...Y-you know that's a line from--\\
'''Dean:''' ''(emphatically)'' [[Creator/PatrickSwayze Swayze]] movie! Swayze ''always'' gets a pass!
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', [[Recap/SupernaturalS07E06SlashFiction "Slash Fiction" (S07, E06)]]

[[AC:Theatre]]
->''...It was shocking, outrageous, insulting... and I loved every minute of it!''

[[AC:Video Games]]
->Some things are so stupid they become awesome!

[[AC:Web Original]]
->'''Green Chair Guy:''' Is it just me, or is [[MediumAwareness this movie]] making less and less sense?\\

'''Green Chair Guy:''' Oh. But that doesn't change the fact that [[StylisticSuck this is crap]].\\

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->'''Leo:''' This [[Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi Chun-Li movie]] is going to be ''[[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible baaaaad]]''.\\

'''Leo:''' Yeah, but that was bad in an ''[[PretenderDiss awesome]]'' way.

[[AC:Western Animation]]
->This band sucks, but it's like, they suck in a new way, like [[EpicFail in ways we haven't seen stuff suck before]], so it's like, pretty cool.

!!Reviews of works

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[[folder:On Anime & Manga]]
->It is an enigma that transcends the limits of trash itself to become something beyond. A perfect car crash of garbage that takes the LowestCommonDenominator and divides that by zero. This isn't just trash; it's a full-on fucking landfill, and in doing so, has become the ultimate work of art.
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''' on ''LightNovel/EromangaSensei''

->There’s an inherent challenge involved in having someone like me write about ''The Rise of Arsenal'' in a Worst Of list: I love this comic like crazy. In the past year, I’ve probably read hundreds of single issues, and dozens of trade paperbacks and graphic novels, but after all of this time, this is the one book I continue to talk about.

->''"This is *so* stupid that it swings all the way around the meter and ends up right back in "Unbelievably awesome" territory..."''
-->-- '''Godzilla Vs. Barkley''' at [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=29&Itemid=46&limitstart=251#content Superdickery.com]]

->It's a perfect storm of shit.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Film/{{Showgirls}}''

->And it kicks ass! It's ungodly stupid, but ''it kicks ass''!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/{{Commando}}''

->From the acting, to the writing, to the directing, everything is completely wrong in this movie. But it’s so creatively wrong, it’s impossible not to get a laugh out of it. The choices made are so strange and so unnatural that it’s one of the funniest unintentional comedies you could watch. So, yes, I highly recommend it, not as an awful drama, but as a hilarious comedy. It’s guaranteed to get several laughs out of you.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TheHappening''

->This is one of those special, special films that only comes around once in a while. A film that should make me angry to my boiling point, but is just so awful, it's pretty much wonderful. [...] ''Dungeons and Dragons'' is one of those rare films that simply gets everything wrong. The casting is wrong. The writing is wrong. The story is wrong. The effects are wrong. And this strange combination somehow turns out a beautiful, beautiful butterfly of absolute horribleness.

->Okay, I'm not insane, I know this movie is bad and doesn't work. From a structural standpoint, it's one of the worst sequels ever made, especially when you get to the end. But after how boring and "wow"-less the [[Film/XMen1 other]] [[Film/XMen2 two]] were, out of the original three, I kinda consider this one the most entertaining. [...] Sure, its story and characters are weak and the ending doesn't really go anywhere, but I'm kinda used to that in these movies by now. I mean, what's worse? Safe, bland, middle-of-the-road tedium, or batshit insanity that never once left you bored? Well, that's the kind of geeky complication we're gonna analyze here today. Let's take a look at the clearly bad, but in my my opinion enjoyably bad, ''X-Men: The Last Stand''.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEK6UqAjZE on]] ''Film/XMenTheLastStand''

->Both of them deeply enjoyed the experience, for the record. Maybe not the film itself, but definitely the experience.
-->-- '''Creator/LindsayEllis''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6iqAip-ZNo describing]] two of her friend's reactions to ''Film/{{Cats}}''

->This is some of the most gorgeously refined garbage I have ever seen.

->''[[Film/TheCountryBears Country Bears]]'' [[{{Understatement}} is not an especially well-written movie]], and you could argue it does even less with the idea than the already small amount that was presented. Occasionally, there's a joke that works, but for the most part, it's relatively dated humor. Where it ''does'' succeed is in how random, strange, and unbalanced it is. For most films, being unbalanced is a bad thing, but for this, the tone is ''so'' inconsistent that you have no idea if they're gonna go for a laugh or a serious moment. And whichever they choose, it's always hilariously bizarre. It feels like they're just trying anything: any weird performance, any odd line, any freaking kooky way of shooting a scene. And that, surprisingly, makes it a lot of fun to watch. ... I smiled through the whole thing, because the humor isn't in the intentional jokes in the foreground, [[{{Narm}} but the unintentional jokes in the background.]] The extras, the crazy line reads, the constant questioning of how and why things are happening. If you go into this movie constantly asking “why” to everything, any answer you come up with will be hilarious.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/TheCountryBears''

->''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'', despite being the most overtly funny Spider-feature to date, is also the least quotable. That's no coincidence. Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "[[Film/SpiderMan2 Pizza time!]]" or "[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2 It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!]]" or "Peteeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Raimi trilogy]] by far. BUT, and this is a big BUT, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire for me to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

->Van Damme's motivating speech is rightly famous, just as the ''Hindenburg'' is a well-known aircraft.

->Because most critics don’t know shit and can’t appreciate an art house classic when it’s splattered against their eyes, they gave ''Nurse 3D'' all thumbs down and called Paz’s performance ''[[DullSurprise “monotone.”]]'' Paz blames the reviews about her performance on the director dubbing her voice. Paz claims that because some consider ''Nurse 3D'' the worst movie ever made, her career is floating face down in the gutter[[note]]Shades of Elizabeth Berkley and [[{{Film/Showgirls}} Showgirls]], anyone?[[/note]] and she wants them to pay... I’ve seen ''Nurse 3D'', because my brain loves to eat art, and I can say that it’s far from being the worst movie ever. Actually, it’s closer to being the best movie ever. Something else must be going on if Paz isn’t getting the roles that an A-list actress who is the reincarnation of Creator/KatharineHepburn should get.

->[[CouldSayItBut I wish I could simply write]], "Look, of course it's one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not dozens [[NationalGeographicNudity of beautiful bare breasts]]." I am, however, a responsible film critic and must conclude that ''Rapa Nui'' is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that's strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.

->Since day one here at [=WrestleCrap.com=], I’ve known that an integral feature on the site needed to be in-depth reviews of horrible movies starring wrestlers. Ever since I saw ''Film/NoHoldsBarred'' back in 1989, I was scarred for life, and I wanted others to be equally scarred.

->I know Creator/JossWhedon and David Twohy [[OldShame must get shit for working on this]], but I see them actually raising the camp value of the movie. Pure speculation, but I just see them looking at the script as is and knowing there was no way to salvage it so they had to make it as goofball as possible. I thought I would have a lot more to say about this movie but I would just be repeating myself. I would be talking about stupid scene after stupid scene. Really if you like making fun of bad movies, you don’t get a much bigger spectacle than ''Waterworld.''

->I am not trying to sell anyone of you to think that ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'' is a good movie; because it is not. It is, in my humble opinion, something '''better'''.

->''Star Trek V'' is a movie that's the closest to the original ''Star Trek'' series. It's a very classic ''Trek'' kinda plot, where they find a weird alien creature down on the planet. The other films are more action-adventure, but this more had a more classic ''Trek'' feel -- I guess even down to [[NoBudget the cheap sets and production values!]]

->I know a lot of you won't believe this, but I genuinely love this movie... just not the way most people love movies. I love it for being a perfect storm of ''terrible''. The effects are bad, the story's bad, the acting's bad, and just about everything in the movie's bad. But somehow you combine all of those elements together, and you get one of the most entertainingly bad movies of all time.
-->-- '''WebVideo/GoodBadFlicks''', on ''Film/{{Catwoman}}''

->''"[[Film/{{Twilight}} The movie]] is unconscionably long, and I can't imagine ever wanting to watch it again, but I am glad I got to see vampires playing baseball. It’s the sort of thing that's so stupid that it goes out of stupidity to become kind of neat, but then goes right back to being stupid again."''
-->-- ''Smart Popcorn'', in perhaps the best review ever given to the film of ''Film/HouseOfTheDead''

->''"If it were better, it wouldn't be as good."''

->Whether you are a fan of the games or not, I warmly recommend you to watch it, with your buddies, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs under influence]] and in a comfy couch... A few dozen minutes, immersed in a universe with your friends, wondering how one can possibly stoop so low, trying to reconstruct the creation process to find the precise moment where the film went wrong, seeing the director's intents collapse spectacularly in a majestic crumbling of awkwardness, and feeling safe laughing like drunk pigs while mocking the film, until you realize that you only feel tenderness and indulgence towards it, and that thanks to it you just spent a wonderful moment with people dear to you.

->''Pompeii'' is laughably stupid, but I don't say that as a bad thing because heaven knows there are enough films that are boringly stupid.

->''"Few Christmas albums are as truly terrible as ''Franchise/StarWars: [[TastesLikeDiabetes Christmas in the Stars]]'', Creator/GeorgeLucas' ill-fated cash in on the Christmas season. But between [[Music/BonJovi the secret celebrity]] hiding in the credits to the seven songs sung by "robots," few Christmas albums are as enjoyably terrible as this one."''

->''"The acting is simply terrible, [[IdiotPlot the plot just ludicrous]]. The characters are all stereotypes -- the gruff cop with the heart of gold, the nice cop who assists him, the crusading reporter. They are also as dense as high school guidance counselors for taking 80-plus minutes to figure out the murder. Let me see. We have a bunch of women killed with gardening tools within a few city blocks. All the women used the same gardener. Nope. Got me baffled. Even [[Series/HawaiiFiveO Steve McGarrett]] couldn't figure this one out. Because of its technical and artistic incompetence, ''The Love Butcher'' remains mildly entertaining. The acting is so terrible, the story so unbelievable, you keep watching, just to find out what silliness will be foisted off on you next."''

->Its delicious unconscious ridiculousness, and its enchanting naiveté, are as supreme and unapproachable, in their way, as are Shakespeare's sublimities... Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect.

->It's so wrong, it's right!

->''"Nothing will be beyond our reach!"'' says Janeway, like some ranting ''Series/DoctorWho'' villain. It seems that with the possibility of infinite velocity within her grasp, she finally shows her true colours as wanting to become the Führer of the Delta Quadrant... Janeway suggesting that Tom Paris’ name will be spoken in the same breath as Neil Armstrong and [[FamousFamousFictional Zefron Cochrane]] is so absurd it made me laugh out loud.

->''"This is not the worst episode of Buffy. It’s so awful that it loops around to becoming an abstract art piece about the archaic nature of human interaction. It’s so awful that it’s as if the people made it specifically to appear on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''. It’s so awful that… well, it’s a waste of time and energy to spend one second hating it."''

-> ''"You might remember how back in the early days of video games, you could get so many points that your score would flip from 999,999 back to 0, meaning that performing too well may actually cause you to fail miserably. The opposite of this phenomenon is the case with ''Hulk Rules''. It is so bad in so many ways, that it actually flips the scoreboard in reverse to achieve an impossible level of greatness."''

->Play it, and you'll laugh your way to tears.

->[[LargeHam Boreale]] [[MemeticMutation is the single biggest meme in the WH40K fanbase]], all thanks to his voice acting courtesy of Creator/ScottMcNeil ([[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 MIGHTY IS HE!!!]]). This was attributed to Soulstorm's hilariously lackluster VA scripting and Scott [=McNeil=]'s awesome voice acting. The combination of hilarious fail unseen since the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CDi Zelda series]] and pretty decent voice acting propelled Boreale to his current status. In short, much like the Zelda [=CDi=] series turning into the single largest repository of hilarious [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop YTPs]] and Music/RebeccaBlack being awesomely hilarious than being failtastically hilarious, Boreale swung the bar of fail so hard that fail transposed into awesome.

->I love that it is a train wreck mishmash of Franchise/FinalFantasy and Creator/{{Disney}} where you play as the biggest dork to ever grace a video game. I also love that the plot is several bad anime series blended together into [[KudzuPlot a mess that is nearly incomprehensible]]. The games for me are the equivalent of playing a so bad it is good movie like Film/TheRoom or Film/{{Showgirls}}. It's like playing a train wreck and I love it.

->''"'''Magus’''' myriad failings play off of each other brilliantly, turning what could have been a train wreck into a roller coaster of incredible, organic hilarity. It is a perfect storm of terrible ideas and botched execution, endlessly enjoyable in spite of itself. [...] The critic in me is forced to give it our lowest possible score, but that comes with my highest possible recommendation."''

->''"Some games are bad because the creators' artistic vision somehow exceeded their technical grasp. Some games are bad because their teams [[NoBudget never had the financial resources]] to ensure a palatable result. Some games are bad because every single element in their creation was fatally flawed, leading them to their inevitable, tragic downfall.\\
\\
Then again, some games are just shit. Pure, hilarious shit."''
-->-- ''Website/HardcoreGaming101'', [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing-2/ on]] ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''

->''"It's a rare gem of a game that manages to be immensely entertaining despite having no obvious redeeming qualities whatsoever."''

->It's nothing but shiny, glorious failure, and I love it like a mother loves a child who won't stop eating paste.

->The Sega CD had its place in history... It's a piece of shit, but it has a certain appeal.

->That is the best worst thing I've ever seen. That I would play. Happily. Without remorse.

The [[GameBreakingBug glitchy]] [[GoodBadBugs graphics]], [[IdiotPlot stupid plot]], and just the lack of sanity\\

And physics that lack gravity and go for abnormality\\
[[ObviousBeta A barely-tested product rushed before its true finality]]\\
[[ChristmasRushed The goal: a certain favored holiday of Christianity]]\\
Some beta testing really could've helped this sad disaster cease...\\
And then we would've crowned this mess [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome a modern gaming masterpiece!!]]\\
And then we would've crowned this mess a modern gaming masterpiece!!\\
And then we would've crowned this mess a modern gaming masterpiece!!\\
And then we would've crowned this mess a modern gaming master-asterpiece!!'' [-You know, ironically, it kind of is...-]\\
''Playing different characters would normally be super fun\\
But lack of depth and glitches would make [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Arin]] say [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "I'm f**king done!"]]\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\\
And if you're probably not awed by glitches killing Sonic dead\\
Anachronistic art design will surely make you scratch your head\\
With anthro Creator/{{Disney}} creatures next to [[UncannyValley anime monstrosities]]\\
The boss designs and Silver's voice are horrible atrocities!'' [-'''[[ThatOneBoss Silver]]:''' It's no use!-]\\
''A plotline so bizarre it's a completely new reality\\
A [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey]] story that's [[SeriesContinuityError ignoring continuity]]\\
With Blaze the Cat embracing [[OutOfCharacter a peculiar morality]]'' [-Why is she encouraging Silver to kill Sonic?! They're supposed to know each other! Did VideoGame/SonicRush just not happen?! ''{{beat}}'' Anyways...-]\\
''And featuring a ship showcasing [[BestialityIsDepraved epic beastiality!]]\\
And featuring a ship showcasing epic beastiality!\\
And featuring a ship showcasing epic beastiality!\\
And featuring a ship showcasing epic beastiali-ality!\\\
Plus [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading fifty thousand loading screens]] shown every time you do a thing\\
Observing Sonic fall this far, for fans, it's really gotta sting\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
I'm the Fiery Joker, and the next countdown decision: on December 15th will be all the fails of Creator/{{Activision}}!!''
-->-- '''Creator/JoshScorcher''', ''Top 10 Creator/{{Sega}} Fails'', on the subject of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

->"It's bad. It's explosively, apocalyptically bad. And you should totally buy it. I'm serious; you ''have'' to see this shit! [...] ''Ride to Hell'' is the kind of bad that leaves me with a smile on my face. It's a little retarded child with its head stuck in a cereal box and a massive big dump in its big boy pants, saying "Imma ''real'' game now!" ''(ruffles hair)'' Of ''course'' you are, ''Ride to Hell''. And that's why I think everyone should buy it. Just to '''fuck with some heads!''' This could be our ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace!''"

->I always kind of liked them. They were so bad or silly that they were good, if you know what I mean, and [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece I think the passage of time might make them more fun now]].

-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/03/voyager-seasn-two.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Threshold"

-->-- '''Mark Oshiro''' of Blog/MarkDoesStuff, re: the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "I, Robot... You, Jane"

->Pretty awful? ''Pretty'' awful? It was a '''masterpiece''' of awful! It's genius, how bad it is, I kinda wish you guys could see it.

->This is one of those special, special films that only comes around once in a while. A film that should make me angry to my boiling point, but is just so awful, it's pretty much wonderful. (...) ''Dungeons and Dragons'' is one of those rare films that simply gets everything wrong. The casting is wrong. The writing is wrong. The story is wrong. The effects are wrong. And this strange combination somehow turns out a beautiful, beautiful butterfly of absolute horribleness.

->Okay, I'm not insane, I know this movie is bad and doesn't work. From a structural standpoint, it's one of the worst sequels ever made, especially when you get to the end. But after how boring and "wow"-less the [[Film/XMen1 other]] [[Film/XMen2 two]] were, out of the original three, I kinda consider this one the most entertaining. [...] Sure, it's story and characters are weak and the ending doesn't really go anywhere, but I'm kinda used to that in these movies by now. I mean, what's worse? Safe, bland, middle-of-the-road tedium, or batshit insanity that never once left you bored? Well, that's the kind of geeky complication we're gonna analyze here today. Let's take a look at the clearly bad, but in my my opinion enjoyably bad, ''X-Men: The Last Stand''.

->Okay, I'm not insane, I know this movie is bad and doesn't work. From a structural standpoint, it's one of the worst sequels ever made, especially when you get to the end. But after how boring and "wow"-less the [[Film/XMen1 other]] [[Film/XMen2 two]] were, out of the original three, I kinda consider this one the most entertaining. [...] Sure, it's story and characters are weak and the ending doesn't really go anywhere, but I'm kinda used to that in these movies by now. I mean, what's worse? Safe, bland, middle-of-the-road tedium, or batshit insanity that never once left you bored?

->''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'', despite being the most overtly funny Spider-feature to date, is also the least quotable. That's no coincidence. Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "[[Film/SpiderMan2 Pizza time!]]" or "[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2 It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!]]" or "Peteeeeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Raimi trilogy]] by far. BUT, and this is a big BUT, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire for me to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

->''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'', despite being the most overtly funny Spider-feature to date, is also the least quotable. That's no coincidence. Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "[[Film/SpiderMan2 Pizza time!]]" or "[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2 It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!]]" or "Peteeeeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the Raimi trilogy by far. BUT, and this is a big but, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

->''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'', despite being the most overtly funny Spider-feature to date, is also the least quotable. That's no coincidence. Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "[[Film/SpiderMan2 Pizza time!]]" or "[[Film/AmazingSpiderMan It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!]]" or "Peteeeeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the Raimi trilogy by far. BUT, and this is a big but, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

->''Film/SpiderManHomecoming'', despite being the most overtly funny Spider-feature to date, is also the least quotable. That's no coincidence. Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "Pizza time!" or "It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!" or "Peteeeeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these, dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the Raimi trilogy by far. BUT, and this is a big but, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

->Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "Pizza time!" or "It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!" or "Peteeeeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these, dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the Raimi trilogy by far. BUT, and this is a big but, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

->Every other Spider-Man film, ''[[WesternAnimationSpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Verse]]'' excluded, has so many memorably dumb lines and moments it's hard not to get invested in the sheer insanity of these films. The amount of times my brother and I have jokingly said things like "Pizza time!" or "It's my birthday, time to blow out my candles!" or "Peteeeeeer, give me your blooood" is just too much to count. I love these, dumb, stupid, gleefully absurd movies and no film better exemplifies the sheer insanity of this character's cinematic history than ''Film/SpiderMan3''. If ''Into the Spider-Verse'' didn't exist, I would have no qualms calling this my favorite Spider-Man film ever made. But unfortunately that movie is so unironically excellent and fun that I can't. With that said, this film is my favorite of the Raimi trilogy by far. BUT, and this is a big but, it's definitely the worst if we're judging them on unironic filmmaking and storytelling merit. [...] So why do I love this movie so much if I don't think it's particularly competent? Well I don't know, why do people like ''Film/TheRoom'' so much? Yeah, I'm genuinely sorry if you clicked on this video with a desire to explain why this is an unironically great film, because it's not.

[[folder:On Literature]]
->Its delicious unconscious ridiculousness, and its enchanting naiveté, are as supreme and unapproachable, in their way, as are Shakespeare's sublimities... Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain''' on ''[[TranslationTrainWreck English As She Is Spoke]]''
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[[AC:Newspapers]]
->[[CouldSayItBut I wish I could simply write]], "Look, of course it's one of the worst movies ever made. But it has hilarious dialogue, a weirdo action climax, a bizarre explanation for the faces of Easter Island, and dozens if not dozens [[NationalGeographicNudity of beautiful bare breasts]]." I am, however, a responsible film critic and must conclude that ''Rapa Nui'' is a bad film. If you want to see it anyway, of course, that's strictly your concern. I think I may check it out again myself.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

[[AC:Podcasts]]
->''Star Trek V'' is a movie that's the closest to the original ''Star Trek'' series. It's a very classic ''Trek'' kinda plot, where they find a weird alien creature down on the planet. The other films are more action-adventure, but this more had a more classic ''Trek'' feel -- I guess even down to [[NoBudget the cheap sets and production values!]]
-->-- '''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''' riffs ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->'''Submitter''': Have you ever listened to your hold music?\\
'''Worker''': No, but we've been asked who chose our hold music. Is it that bad?\\
'''Submitter''': (laughing) It's the worst! But it gave me the best laugh, ever. Whoever this guy is, [[DreadfulMusician he's almost squealing when he sings the chorus]].\\
'''Worker''': [[BileFascination Now I have to hear!]]

[[folder:On Anime]]

[[folder:On Live-Action Films]]

-->-- '''Troy''', summing up this trope, ''Series/{{Community}}''

-->-- '''Barney Stinson''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' episode "Stuff", describing Act 2 of his one-man show.

-->--'''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''' riffs ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

-->-- '''InUniverse review of SpringTimeForHitler''', ''Theatre/TheProducers''

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''', on a bad music video

[[folder:On Film -- Live-Action]]

-> ''[[Film/TheCountryBears Country Bears]]'' [[{{Understatement}} is not an especially well-written movie]], and you could argue it does even less with the idea than the already small amount that was presented. Occasionally, there's a joke that works, but for the most part, it's relatively dated humor. Where it ''does'' succeed is in how random, strange, and unbalanced it is. For most films, being unbalanced is a bad thing, but for this, the tone is ''so'' inconsistent that you have no idea if they're gonna go for a laugh or a serious moment. And whichever they choose, it's always hilariously bizarre. It feels like they're just trying anything: any weird performance, any odd line, any freaking kooky way of shooting a scene. And that, surprisingly, makes it a lot of fun to watch. ... I smiled through the whole thing, because the humor isn't in the intentional jokes in the foreground, [[{{Narm}} but the unintentional jokes in the background.]] The extras, the crazy line reads, the constant questioning of how and why things are happening. If you go into this movie constantly asking “why” to everything, any answer you come up with will be hilarious.

-->-- '''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-little-hercules-because-the-world-needed-the-hulkster-in-3d/ "Little Hercules - Because the World Needed the Hulkster in 3-D!"]]

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/waterworld-kevin-reynolds-kevin-costner-1995/ on]] ''{{Film/Waterworld}}''

-->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''' on the film adaptation of ''Theatre/MammaMia (2008)''

[[folder:On Light Novels]]
->It is an enigma that transcends the limits of trash itself to become something beyond. A perfect car crash of garbage that takes the LowestCommonDenominator and divides that by zero. This isn't just trash; it's a full-on fucking landfill, and in doing so, has become the ultimate work of art.
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''' on ''LightNovel/EromangaSensei''
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[[folder:On Literature]]
->Its delicious unconscious ridiculousness, and its enchanting naiveté, are as supreme and unapproachable, in their way, as are Shakespeare's sublimities... Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain''' on ''[[TranslationTrainWreck English As She Is Spoke]]''
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-->-- ''Website/TelevisionWithoutPity'' recap of ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Persona"

'''David''': ''Smallville'': It Knows What It Is, And It Loves It.
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-11-icarus/ on]] ''Smallville'' ("Icarus")

-->-- Commenter '''bartok''' [[http://www.giantbomb.com/kingdom-hearts/3025-414/forums/lets-talk-why-do-you-likedislike-the-kingdom-heart-481342/# here]] on ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''

-->--''WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie''

-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''''', on a bad music video

->You were so bad, you were good.
-->-- '''Cosmo''', ''WesternAnimation/FairlyOddParents''

[[folder:On Tabletop RPGs]]

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/20/justice4spaz-paz-de-la-huerta-is-suing-the-filmmakers-of-nurse-3d-for-ruining-her-career/ Michael K.]]''', "[=#JUSTICE4SPAZ=]: Paz De La Huerta's career is as alive as her line delivery"

-->--''[[http://the-toast.net/2015/01/06/looks-like-sunday-comics-watched-brenda-starr-1989/#g6OFoZcqflPo8zdc.99 The Toast]]'', "We Watched ''Film/BrendaStarr'' (1989)"

-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-little-hercules-because-the-world-needed-the-hulkster-in-3d/ "Little Hercules - Because the World Needed the Hulkster in 3-D!"]]

!!From fiction

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[[folder:Literature]]

-->--''Paperbacks From Hell,'' by Grady Hendrix

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

-->--''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', [[Recap/SupernaturalS07E06SlashFiction "Slash Fiction" (S07, E06)]]

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[[folder:Newspapers]]

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[[folder:Podcasts]]

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[[folder:Theatre]]

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[[folder:Video Games]]

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[[folder:Web Animation]]

->"It's bad. It's explosively, apocalyptically bad. And you should totally buy it. I'm serious; you ''have'' to see this shit! [...] ''Ride to Hell'' is the kind of bad that leaves me with a smile on my face. It's a little retarded child with its head stuck in a cereal box and a massive big dump in its big boy pants, saying "Imma ''real'' game now!" ''(ruffles hair)'' Of ''course'' you are, ''Ride to Hell''. And that's why I think everyone should buy it. Just to '''fuck with some heads!''' This could be our ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace!''"
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' reviews ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]

-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff500/fv00449.htm on]] "[[ShowWithinAShow Mega Mecha Godzillabot III]]".

-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

[[folder:Web Original]]
->Sometimes being awful can be an art.
-->-- '''Matt Wilson''' from Website/{{Cracked}}, specifically saying this of horror movies

-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth'''''

->There’s an inherent challenge involved in having someone like me write about ''The Rise of Arsenal'' in a Worst Of list: I love this comic like crazy. In the past year, I’ve probably read hundreds of single issues, and dozens of trade paperbacks and graphic novels, but after all of this time, this is the one book I continue to talk about.
-->--'''David Wolkin''' on ''[[ComicBook/GreenArrow The Rise of Arsenal]]'', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-comic-books-2010/ "The 5 Worst Comics of 2010"]]

->It's so wrong, it's right!
-->-- ''Website/TelevisionWithoutPity'' recap of ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Persona"

->'''David''': Oh, God, '''this episode was great in a completely ridiculous way.''' It just brought all the dumb crap from this year together under one gigantic dumb crap umbrella.\\
'''Chris''': Is that… Did you mean that as a compliment?\\
'''David''': I mean dumb crap in the most loving way.\\
'''Chris''': I don’t think anything else we’ve said quite sums up our relationship with ''Smallville'' better than that.\\
'''David''': ''Smallville'': It Knows What It Is, And It Loves It.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-11-icarus/ on]] ''Smallville'' ("Icarus")

->''"Nothing will be beyond our reach!"'' says Janeway, like some ranting ''Series/DoctorWho'' villain. It seems that with the possibility of infinite velocity within her grasp, she finally shows her true colours as wanting to become the Führer of the Delta Quadrant... Janeway suggesting that Tom Paris’ name will be spoken in the same breath as Neil Armstrong and [[FamousFamousFictional Zefron Cochrane]] is so absurd it made me laugh out loud.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/03/voyager-seasn-two.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Threshold"

->Play it, and you'll laugh your way to tears.
-->-- '''Stuttering Craig''' from Website/ScrewAttack on ''VideoGame/{{Growl}}''

-> [[LargeHam Boreale]] [[MemeticMutation is the single biggest meme in the WH40K fanbase]], all thanks to his voice acting courtesy of Creator/ScottMcNeil ([[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 MIGHTY IS HE!!!]]). This was attributed to Soulstorm's hilariously lackluster VA scripting and Scott [=McNeil=]'s awesome voice acting. The combination of hilarious fail unseen since the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CDi Zelda series]] and pretty decent voice acting propelled Boreale to his current status. In short, much like the Zelda [=CDi=] series turning into the single largest repository of hilarious [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop YTPs]] and Music/RebeccaBlack being awesomely hilarious than being failtastically hilarious, Boreale swung the bar of fail so hard that fail transposed into awesome.
-->-- '''1d4chan [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Indrick_Boreale Page]] on [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Indrick Boreale]].'''

-> I love that it is a train wreck mishmash of Franchise/FinalFantasy and Creator/{{Disney}} where you play as the biggest dork to ever grace a video game. I also love that the plot is several bad anime series blended together into [[KudzuPlot a mess that is nearly incomprehensible]]. The games for me are the equivalent of playing a so bad it is good movie like Film/TheRoom or Film/{{Showgirls}}. It's like playing a train wreck and I love it.
-->-- Commenter '''bartok''' [[http://www.giantbomb.com/kingdom-hearts/3025-414/forums/lets-talk-why-do-you-likedislike-the-kingdom-heart-481342/# here]] on ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''

->''"This is not the worst episode of Buffy. It’s so awful that it loops around to becoming an abstract art piece about the archaic nature of human interaction. It’s so awful that it’s as if the people made it specifically to appear on ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''. It’s so awful that… well, it’s a waste of time and energy to spend one second hating it."''
-->-- '''Mark Oshiro''' of Blog/MarkDoesStuff, re: the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "I, Robot... You, Jane"

->''"[[Film/{{Twilight}} The movie]] is unconscionably long, and I can’t imagine ever wanting to watch it again, but I am glad I got to see vampires playing baseball. It’s the sort of thing that’s so stupid that it goes out of stupidity to become kind of neat, but then goes right back to being stupid again."''

-->-- '''Brendan Gill''', on ''Butterflies Are Free''

-->-- '''James Lowder''', review of ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084272/ The Love Butcher]]'' (1975) for ''Polyhedron''.

->''"I like how ''TabletopGame/WorldOfSynnibarr'' is uniquely deranged. The first time I read through it, I knew I would never see anything else quite like it, like only [=McCracken=] could have made a game that's fucked up the way Synnibarr is fucked up. It's the Plan 9 From Outer Space of {{RPG}}s... its execution was horrible, but its wrongness has this charming quality to it, and I can't help liking it nowadays. I've actually got more entertainment out of it than most of the "good" games I own, and I don't regret buying it, so in a bizarre way, [=McCracken=] actually succeeded."''
-->-- '''Jason Sartin'''

-> ''"You might remember how back in the early days of video games, you could get so many points that your score would flip from 999,999 back to 0, meaning that performing too well may actually cause you to fail miserably. The opposite of this phenomenon is the case with ''Hulk Rules''. It is so bad in so many ways, that it actually flips the scoreboard in reverse to achieve an impossible level of greatness."''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''' on ''Hulk Rules featuring Wrestling/HulkHogan and the Wrestling Boot Band''

->''"It isn't enough that a movie be campy and mediocre. It must show incomparably flawed craftsmanship in every detail. It must be so stupefyingly artless that it IS ART, albeit of the most accidental kind."''
-->-- '''Jeff Sconce''' on the Cult of Bad cinema, quoted in Henry Jenkins' ''Textual Poachers''

->''"This is *so* stupid that it swings all the way around the meter and ends up right back in "Unbelievably awesome" territory..."''
-->-- ''Godzilla Vs. Barkley'' at [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=29&Itemid=46&limitstart=251#content Superdickery.com]]

->''"'''Magus’''' myriad failings play off of each other brilliantly, turning what could have been a train wreck into a roller coaster of incredible, organic hilarity. It is a perfect storm of terrible ideas and botched execution, endlessly enjoyable in spite of itself. [...] The critic in me is forced to give it our lowest possible score, but that comes with my highest possible recommendation."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2014/03/01/review-magus/76320/ Geoffrey Thew]]''' reviews ''Magus''

->''"Some games are bad because the creators' artistic vision somehow exceeded their technical grasp. Some games are bad because their teams [[NoBudget never had the financial resources]] to ensure a palatable result. Some games are bad because every single element in their creation was fatally flawed, leading them to their inevitable, tragic downfall.\\
\\
Then again, some games are just shit. Pure, hilarious shit."''
-->-- ''Website/HardcoreGaming101'', [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing-2/ on]] ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''

->''"Whenever I’m not listening to this opera, which is most of the time, I despise it. The plot’s intrigues are unclear, there are long moments of backstage fol-di-rol that are even worse than the outside-the-inn stuff in Manon, and Cilea has no compunction about using a good tune over and over again rather than doing something thoughtful or harmonically interesting... And a 15-minute death scene? Caused by poisoned violets? Puhleeze! But then I hear those melodies--more beautiful, perhaps than any composer’s since Bellini--and fall for the sheer Romanticism and gimmickry all over again, and sit and hope that soprano, tenor, and mezzo will convince me that I’m not tossing a perfectly good two-and-a-half-hour period into the garbage."''
-->-- '''Robert Levine''', [[http://www.classicstoday.com/review/gheorghiu-kaufmann-in-star-power-adriana/ review]] of a DVD production of the opera ''Adriana Lecouvreur''

->''"It's a rare gem of a game that manages to be immensely entertaining despite having no obvious redeeming qualities whatsoever."''
-->-- '''Danny Cowan''' [[https://www.engadget.com/2014/03/07/magus-review-best-worst-game/ reviewing]] ''Magus''

->'''Submitter''': Have you ever listened to your hold music?\\
'''Worker''': No, but we've been asked who chose our hold music. Is it that bad?\\
'''Submitter''': (laughing) It's the worst! But it gave me the best laugh, ever. Whoever this guy is, [[DreadfulMusician he's almost squealing when he sings the chorus]].\\
'''Worker''': [[BileFascination Now I have to hear!]]
-->-- ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Working]]'', "[[https://notalwaysright.com/unable-hold-laughter/108791/ Unable To "Hold" In The Laughter]]"

[[folder:Web Video]]
->'''Jack:''' I thought ''Carnosaur'' was a little too ''good.''\\
'''Jay:''' You're [[ARareSentence the first person in the world to say that.]]\\
'''Jack:''' Me and Creator/GeneSiskel!\\
'''Rich:''' Gene Siskel had a good laugh after giving that a Thumbs Up. ''"[[DeadBabyComedy Fuck it, I'm dying.]] Thumbs Up!"''
-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/{{Carnosaur}}'' (1993)

->It's a perfect storm of shit.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on ''Film/{{Showgirls}}''

->And it kicks ass! It's ungodly stupid, but ''it kicks ass''!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Film/{{Commando}}''

->From the acting, to the writing, to the directing, everything is completely wrong in this movie. But it’s so creatively wrong, it’s impossible not to get a laugh out of it. The choices made are so strange and so unnatural that it’s one of the funniest unintentional comedies you could watch. So, yes, I highly recommend it, not as an awful drama, but as a hilarious comedy. It’s guaranteed to get several laughs out of you.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Film/TheHappening''

->This is one of those special, special films that only comes around once in a while. A film that should make me angry to my boiling point, but is just so awful, it's pretty much wonderful. (...) ''Dungeons and Dragons'' is one of those rare films that simply gets everything wrong. The casting is wrong. The writing is wrong. The story is wrong. The effects are wrong. And this strange combination somehow turns out a beautiful, beautiful butterfly of absolute horribleness.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

->Both of them deeply enjoyed the experience, for the record. Maybe not the film itself, but definitely the experience.
-->-- '''Creator/LindsayEllis''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6iqAip-ZNo describing]] two of her friend's reactions to ''Film/{{Cats}}''

->This is some of the most gorgeously refined garbage I have ever seen.
-->-- '''Rob Walker''' on ''Film/{{Sleepwalkers}}''

->It's nothing but shiny, glorious failure, and I love it like a mother loves a child who won't stop eating paste.
-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''' on the OVA adaptation of ''VideoGame/VoltageFighterGowcaizer''

->The Sega CD had its place in history... It's a piece of shit, but it has a certain appeal.
-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvR_3OTxs8A Sega 32X]] review''

->"YOU'RE WINNER !" is the kind of stuff that turns horrible games into legends. It's the cherry on top of the diarrhea shake.
-->-- '''The Angry Video Game Nerd''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6DtVHqyYts Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]] review''

->Whether you are a fan of the games or not, I warmly recommend you to watch it, with your buddies, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs under influence]] and in a comfy couch... A few dozen minutes, immersed in a universe with your friends, wondering how one can possibly stoop so low, trying to reconstruct the creation process to find the precise moment where the film went wrong, seeing the director's intents collapse spectacularly in a majestic crumbling of awkwardness, and feeling safe laughing like drunk pigs while mocking the film, until you realize that you only feel tenderness and indulgence towards it, and that thanks to it you just spent a wonderful moment with people dear to you.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Crossed}} Karim Debbache]]''', reviewing ''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation''.

->Oh, it's just ''beautiful''! [[GiftedlyBad You could not craft something as bad as this if you set out to try.]]
-->-- '''[[Creator/TheCynicalBrit TotalBiscuit]]''', while playing ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''

->That is the best worst thing I've ever seen. That I would play. Happily. Without remorse.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrxxM92kvo AGE OF BARBARIAN: The Best Worst Thing On Greenlight]]''

-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''', on ''LightNovel/EromangaSensei''

->Whew, that's a lot of errors. Maybe this book isn't so reliable after all. I definitely got some good laughs out of it, though!
-->-- '''[=YourFriedBread=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfGvrNqY9jU POKÉMON ULTIMATE HANDBOOK IS FULL OF ERRORS]]''.

->I know a lot of you won't believe this, but I genuinely love this movie... just not the way most people love movies. I love it for being a perfect storm of ''terrible''. The effects are bad, the story's bad, the acting's bad, and just about everything in the movie's bad. But somehow you combine all of those elements together, and you get one of the most entertainingly bad movies of all time.
-->-- '''WebVideo/GoodBadFlicks''', on ''Film/{{Catwoman}}''

->[[BlatantLies We are not making fun of this,]] we are merely enjoying it.
-->-- [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Dan Avidan,]] on a [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] [[CrossoverShip Crossover]] {{Lemon}}

-> ''[[Film/TheCountryBears Country Bears]]'' [[{{Understatement}} is not an especially well-written movie]], and you could argue it does even less with the idea than the already small amount that was presented. Occasionally, there's a joke that works, but for the most part, it's relatively dated humor. Where it ''does'' succeed is in how random, strange, and unbalanced it is. For most films, being unbalanced is a bad thing, but for this, the tone is ''so'' inconsistent that you have no idea if they're gonna go for a laugh or a serious moment. And whichever they choose, it's always hilariously bizarre. It feels like they're just trying anything: any weird performance, any odd line, any freaking kooky way of shooting a scene. And that, surprisingly, makes it a lot of fun to watch. ... I smiled through the whole thing, because the humor isn't in the intentional jokes in the foreground, [[{{Narm}} but the unintentional jokes in the background.]] The extras, the crazy line reads, the constant questioning of how and why things are happening. If you go into this movie constantly asking “why” to everything, any answer you come up with will be hilarious.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Film/TheCountryBears''

->''It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
The [[GameBreakingBug glitchy]] [[GoodBadBugs graphics]], [[IdiotPlot stupid plot]], and just the lack of sanity\\
The bad design and car controls inspire much profanity\\
And physics that lack gravity and go for abnormality\\
[[ObviousBeta A barely-tested product rushed before its true finality]]\\
[[ChristmasRushed The goal: a certain favored holiday of Christianity]]\\
Some beta testing really could've helped this sad disaster cease...\\
And then we would've crowned this mess [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome a modern gaming masterpiece!!]]\\
And then we would've crowned this mess a modern gaming masterpiece!!\\
And then we would've crowned this mess a modern gaming masterpiece!!\\
And then we would've crowned this mess a modern gaming master-asterpiece!!'' [-You know, ironically, it kind of is...-]\\
''Playing different characters would normally be super fun\\
But lack of depth and glitches would make [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Arin]] say [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "I'm f**king done!"]]\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\\
And if you're probably not awed by glitches killing Sonic dead\\
Anachronistic art design will surely make you scratch your head\\
With anthro Creator/{{Disney}} creatures next to [[UncannyValley anime monstrosities]]\\
The boss designs and Silver's voice are horrible atrocities!'' [-'''[[ThatOneBoss Silver]]:''' It's no use!-]\\
''A plotline so bizarre it's a completely new reality\\
A [[TimeyWimeyBall timey-wimey]] story that's [[SeriesContinuityError ignoring continuity]]\\
With Blaze the Cat embracing [[OutOfCharacter a peculiar morality]]'' [-Why is she encouraging Silver to kill Sonic?! They're supposed to know each other! Did VideoGame/SonicRush just not happen?! ''{{beat}}'' Anyways...-]\\
''And featuring a ship showcasing [[BestialityIsDepraved epic beastiality!]]\\
And featuring a ship showcasing epic beastiality!\\
And featuring a ship showcasing epic beastiality!\\
And featuring a ship showcasing epic beastiali-ality!\\\
Plus [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading fifty thousand loading screens]] shown every time you do a thing\\
Observing Sonic fall this far, for fans, it's really gotta sting\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
With glitchy graphics, stupid plot, and just the lack of sanity\\
It is the very model of a modern game calamity\\
I'm the Fiery Joker, and the next countdown decision: on December 15th will be all the fails of Creator/{{Activision}}!!''
-->--'''Creator/JoshScorcher''', ''Top 10 Creator/{{Sega}} Fails'', on the subject of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->This band sucks, but it's like, they suck in a new way, like [[EpicFail in ways we haven't seen stuff suck before]], so it's like, pretty cool.
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''''', on a bad music video

->You were so bad, you were good.
-->-- '''Cosmo''', ''WesternAnimation/FairlyOddParents''

[[folder:Real Life]]
->Its delicious unconscious ridiculousness, and its enchanting naiveté, are as supreme and unapproachable, in their way, as are Shakespeare's sublimities... Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain''' on ''[[TranslationTrainWreck English As She Is Spoke]]''

->I rise to pay my small tribute to Dr. Harding. Setting aside a college professor or two and a half dozen dipsomaniacal newspaper reporters, he takes the first place in my Valhalla of literati. That is to say, he writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it.
-->-- '''Creator/HLMencken''' on UsefulNotes/WarrenHarding's erudition

->Well, call me a Whimp, drop a brick shithouse on me, but I can honestly say that I have never seen anything so wonderfully, so delightfully, so monumentally bad as [[CrappyCarnival Ned Kelly's Last Stand]]. It was so bad it was worth every penny. Actually, it was so bad it was worth more than we paid... When at last we were liberated into the sunshine, we were so delighted that we considered going in again -- but A$45 is a lot of money, after all, and we feared that with repeated exposure it might begin to make some sense.
-->-- '''Creator/BillBryson''' on an Australian roadside attraction, ''In a Sunburned Country''

->''Pompeii'' is laughably stupid, but I don't say that as a bad thing because heaven knows there are enough films that are boringly stupid.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/{{Pompeii}}''

->I always kind of liked them. They were so bad or silly that they were good, if you know what I mean, and [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece I think the passage of time might make them more fun now]].
-->--'''Music/GeorgeHarrison''' on ''WesternAnimation/TheBeatles'' cartoon

-->-- '''Creator/LindsayEllis''' describing two of her friend's reactions to ''Film/{{Cats}}''

[[ObviousBeta A badly tested product rushed before its true finality]]\\

The [[GoodBadBugs glitchy graphics]], [[IdiotPlot stupid plot]], and just the lack of sanity\\