History Quotes / SnicketWarningLabel

->''Look, I didn't want to be a [[SemiDivine half-blood]]. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. [[CrapsackWorld Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.]] If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages—if you feel something stirring inside—stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and [[TheLegionsOfHell they]]'ll come for you.''

->''Look, I didn’t want to be a [[SemiDivine half- blood]]. If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. [[CrapsackWorld Being a half- blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.]] If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages—if you feel something stirring inside—stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and [[TheLegionsOfHell they]]’ll come for you.''

->'''[[TropeNamer Lemony Snicket]]''': "And so, the Baudelaire Children went to Peru, and together had many wonderful adventures with their loving and caring Uncle. ''The End.''" These are the words I so desperately wish to write. I would love nothing more than to say the Children found a new home. However it is not my place to weave happy endings where they do not occur, but to report the actual series of events. And I'm sorry to say the Children's troubles were only beginning.
-->-- ''Film/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'' (The Film)

-->-- ''[[Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents The Bad Beginning]]''

-->--''VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber''

-->-- '''Jet Black''', [[OnTheNext Episode Preview]] for [[Recap/CowboyBebopSession16BlackDogSerenade episode 16]] of ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

-->-- '''Jet Black'', [[OnTheNext Episode Preview]] for [[Recap/CowboyBebopSession16BlackDogSerenade episode 16]] of ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

->''So I have to admit: the next episode of ''Cowboy Bebop'' is... kinda depressing. Very depressing, actually. The only characters that show up are a bunch of musty old guys. I hate to say this, but it's kinda heavy-handed. Children shouldn't watch it. Ladies should avoid it too. On top of that, it's better if you young guys don't tune in either. Next episode, "Black Dog Serenade". Oh, all you old guys, I wouldn't miss this one if I were you.

"Complain to [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis Mr. Morgenstern]]. 'And they lived happily ever after' is how it ends."\\

-->--"Hell On Earth," ''Tabletop/MageTheAscension - Ascension''

->"At this point in the story, I feel obliged to interrupt and give you one last warning. As I said at the very beginning, the book you are holding in your hands does not have a happy ending. It may appear now that Count Olaf will go to jail and that the three Baudelaire youngsters will live happily ever after with Justice Strauss, but it is not so. If you like, you may shut the book this instant and not read the unhappy ending that is to follow. You may spend the rest of your life believing that the Baudelaires triumphed over Count Olaf and lived the rest of their lives in the house and library of Justice Strauss, but that is not how the story goes."

->"At this point in the story, I feel obliged to interrupt and give you one last warning. As I said at the very beginning, the book you are holding in your hands does not have a happy ending. It may appear now that Count Olaf will go to jail and that the three Baudelaire youngsters will live happily ever after with Justice Strauss, but it is not so. If you like, you may shut the book this instant and not read the unhappy ending that is to follow. You may spend the rest of your life believing that the Baudelaires triumphed over Count Olaf and lived the rest of their lives in the house and library of Justice Strauss, but that is not how the story goes. For as everyone was laughing at Sunny's cry for cake, the important-looking man with all the warts on his face was sneaking toward the controls for the lighting of the theater."

->All characters and events in this show-–even those based on real people–-are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.
-->--Disclaimer at the beginning of every ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode

-->-- ''ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'' (The Film)

-->--''ThePrincessBride'' (the book)

-->'''[[TropeNamer Lemony Snicket]]''': "And so, the Baudelaire Children went to Peru, and together had many wonderful adventures with their loving and caring Uncle. ''The End.''" These are the words I so desperately wish to write. I would love nothing more than to say the Children found a new home. However it is not my place to weave happy endings where they do not occur, but to report the actual series of events. And I'm sorry to say the Children's troubles were only beginning.
-->--''ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'' (The Film)

-->'''[[TropeNamer Lemony Snicket]''': "And so, the Baudelaire Children went to Peru, and together had many wonderful adventures with their loving and caring Uncle. ''The End.''" These are the words I so desperately wish to write. I would love nothing more than to say the Children found a new home. However it is not my place to weave happy endings where they do not occur, but to report the actual series of events. And I'm sorry to say the Children's troubles were only beginning.