History Quotes / SmugSnake

-->-- '''Jim Taggart''', ''AtlasShrugged''

->''"I am strong... I am wise... I am handsome... and I am right! Always! More than anybody!"''

-->--''{{Dragnet}}''

->"''Yeah, reach out for me! [[CardCarryingVillain I'm a snake!]] '''[[CardCarryingVillain never]]''' [[CardCarryingVillain trust a snake!]]''"\\

->-''"Perhaps you would like to [[ScaledUp see how sssnake-like I can be!]]"''

->-''"You're the talk of the town, Jak; you give the people hope. How pathetic! I would've enjoyed killing you in prison, but now, it'll be so much more fun to take you on the track, in front of the entire city! I can hear the roar of the crowd now, as everyone sees their hope die."''

->-''"Using defensive spells? Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class? [[BlatantLies I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in this school]], but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, [[FantasticRacism extremely dangerous half-breeds.]]"''

->-''"My sister. My dear sister. Oh, she'll think she's so great, won't she?"''

->-''"The second we open our doors, Good Burger [[CatchPhrase goes in the grinder!]]"''

->-''"You do NOT tell your elders what to do!"''

->-''"Why do you continue to fight us, Reclaimer? You cannot win! Give us the construct, and I will endeavor to make your death relatively painless."''

->-''Perhaps you would like to see how sssnake-like I can be!''

->-''You're the talk of the town, Jak; you give the people hope. How pathetic! I would've enjoyed killing you in prison, but now, it'll be so much more fun to take you on the track, in front of the entire city! I can hear the roar of the crowd now, as everyone sees their hope die.''

->-''Using defensive spells? Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class? [[BlatantLies I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in this school]], but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, [[FantasticRacism extremely dangerous half-breeds.'']]

->-''My sister. My dear sister. Oh, she'll think she's so great, won't she?''

->-''The second we open our doors, Good Burger [[CatchPhrase goes in the grinder!]]''

->-''You do NOT tell your elders what to do!''

->-''Why do you continue to fight us, Reclaimer? You cannot win! Give us the construct, and I will endeavor to make your death relatively painless.''

->''Shit, I hate this guy!''
-->--'''James Vega''' on '''Kai Leng''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

-->--'''Chief Bruce Grady''', ''SuperTroopers''

-- '''Jake "The Snake" Roberts''', ''[[{{WWE}} WWF]] Superstars''

->'''Luke Skywalker'': Your overconfidence is your weakness.

->-''Using defensive spells? Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class? I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in this school, but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, extremely dangerous half-breeds.''

-->-- '''Jafar''', ''{{Aladdin}}''

->-"''I won, exactly as planned.''"
-->-- '''Light Yagami''', ''Manga/DeathNote''

->-''Using defensive spells? Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class? I do not wish to criticise the way things have been run in this school, but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, extremely dangerous half-breeds.''

-->-- '''Light Yagami''', ''DeathNote''

-->-- '''Dolores Umbridge''', ''HarryPotter''

-->--'''Davina Marr''', ''SkulduggeryPleasant''

->-"'''Nadine Cross''': They're coming for you, you know. The old woman sent them before she died.

:'''Randall Flagg''': Get your ass back in here.
:'''Nadine Cross''': Everything you've made here is falling apart. They're saying a simple retarded boy outwitted Randall Flagg. They're saying Judge Farris got away from your man in Idaho.
:'''Randall Flagg''': He's as dead as Judas Iscariot.
:'''Nadine Cross''': They're asking questions about Dayna, too. It's all slipping through your fingers. And they're whispering, Randy. I can see them, leaving their posts in the dead of night, and your eye can't see them. And when they come here — Stu… and Ralph… and Glen… and La— when they get here, your time will end, and I'll be watching. I'll be watching from Hell, with your baby in my arms!

-- '''Jake "The Snake" Roberts''', ''[[{{WWE}} WWF]] Superstars''

-- '''Splinter''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward]]''

-- '''Jake "The Snake" Roberts''', ''{{WWF}} Superstars''

->"''Yeah, reach out for me! I'm a snake! '''Never''' trust a snake!''"\\