History Quotes / SmallNameBigEgo

->''"Sometimes, it's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine. One does have to keep appearances so."''

-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson's Guide to Life]]''

-->--'''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''I have a small personality, but I'm working on an enormous ego.''
-->--'''"[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/ego.here Ego]]" from ''Website/NobodyHere'''''

->''"I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! What have you got, Derek? Nothing! You've got NOTHING! '''NOTHING!'''"''

->''"I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! YOU HAVE NOTHING!!! ''NOTHING!!!!"

-->--''...Kite Man'', ''ComicBook/BatmanTomKing''

-->''Fanfic/{{CRME}}'', Chapter 17 "Important Preparations"

-->''Fanfic/RomansEmpire'', Chapter 3 "Building the Foundations"

->"I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! YOU HAVE NOTHING!!! ''NOTHING!!!!''"

->''A bully, thought Susan. A very small, very weak, very ''dull'' bully, who doesn't manage any real bullying, because there's hardly anyone smaller or weaker than him, so he just settles for making everyone's life that little bit more difficult...''

-->--'''Frederick Exley looks for work,''' ''Literature/AFansNotes''

->"You're right! With my looks and my talent, and you fulfilling the requirement of 3 or more people, we'd be unbeatable!"

->"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, ''you're'' the asshole."

-->-- Music/TheOffspring, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

->"You can't eat me, ''I'M HERBERT MOOOON!''"

->'Fireteam...''[[SurroundedByIdiots (sigh)]]'' Fireteam "The Bad Guys Don't Care What We Call Ourselves, Do They?" Report in. Zavala out."

-->-- '''WebComic/TheSanityCircus'''

-->--'''''The Federalist''''', [[http://thefederalist.com/2014/01/17/the-death-of-expertise/ "The Death of Expertise"]]

-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

->"Me! Hank Ishtar! The finest human being on earth!"

'''Vegeta:''' But ''[[AnswersToTheNameOfGOd I'm]]'' still here!\\

->"Somewhere down there is this Darkwing Duck. I've watched him. I know his weakness. His posing, his flamboyance, the mask and cape! Ha, ha! That hat! It all indicates an ego the size of a small planet!"

->"I know I'm special. This isn't news to me."

->"And now I can catch up on my beauty sleep, not that I need any."

->"It warms the loins of my heartgroin, this is the crucible of nobility's guardian! The cradle of humanity's holiest hero!"

->''"I am ''perched'' on the threshold of stardom, and I'm not giving it up for any twisted, bitter ''extra'' who's gonna get in my way!"

->''I don't get this way of thinking among wrestlers: "my best drawing years are [[RingOldies behind me]], I'm not working right now, I really need money, but I'm not jobbing to the [[Wrestling/RandySavage second biggest star]] of this generation. Fuck him. Pay me."''
-->--'''V1''', ''WebOriginal/OSWReview''

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->"At this point, the universe takes two paths, one in which [[Creator/JohnRomero Romero]] spearheads a bold, artistic movement in game design as a misunderstood genius, burdened with the egotism that often strikes the auteur, or Romero is [[CreatorKiller forever lambasted as a boob so massive]] that even the most determined baby would struggle to get its gob around it."
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''{{VideoGame/Daikatana}}''
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->''I have a bit of an issue with Carole Ann Ford and I make no secret of it. I dislike actors who forget what makes them famous in the first place and then go on to [[CreatorBacklash slag said programme off]]...I wonder if she ever stopped to think that perhaps it wasn’t the success of the show and the paucity of the character that sabotaged her career but simply that she isn’t a particularly good actress, because that sounds like a far more convincing argument from where I’m standing. Saying that, she does everything that is required of her here, but considering that is to act out a completely non entity who blends in with the crowd Ford is more than up to the task.'' [[CausticCritic Meow.]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/12/gallifrey-forever-written-by-david-wise.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''A Google search revealed that someone was going around the Internet and informing everyone that Neil Fifer was going to be the next ComicBook/CaptainAmerica and he was also sleeping with Creator/AngelinaJolie and Creator/JenniferAniston. It was so obvious to everyone who this was and what he was doing that no other commenter ever bothered to ask, "Who the hell is Neil Fifer and why are you doing this, Neil Fifer?" The closest he ever came to getting a response was when he made another fake name to agree with the first that Angelina Jolie was very lucky to have such a handsome yet mysterious dick inside her.''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-assholes-who-found-this-article-by-googling-themselves/#ixzz33B3BPa60 "8 Douchebags Who Found This Article by Googling Themselves"]]

->''Tiger Woods's ex-caddie, a man who makes a living by carrying another man's golf bag, took a moment after a tournament won by his new boss to steal the limelight, blast his former boss, and act as if anyone anywhere gives a shit about caddies: ''"Obviously it's well documented I've won 145 golf tournaments."'' YOU WON NOTHING, YOU BAG APE.''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201112/25-least-influential-people-alive/#slide=8 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2011"

->''British pop thing Natalia Kills and her New Zealand-born musician husband Willy Moon (or as you know them as, ''“?????“'') [[RoleEndingMisdemeanor were both fired]] from the ''X-Factor'' New Zealand after they accused a contestant of stealing Willy’s look and slammed the dude with a strange, crazy, nonsensical, delusional rant...After a contestant performed in a black suit and with side parted hair, Natalia flipped on the crazy switch and called him a ''“doppelganger”'' and said that as an ''“artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property”'' she is ''“disgusted”'' at how much he copied her husband. Even the master defender of artistic integrity, Music/KanyeWest, went ''“huh?”
-->--'''[[https://dlisted.com/2015/03/16/two-people-you-probably-havent-heard-of-were-fired-from-the-x-factor-for-being-shitty-assholes/ Michael K.]]''', "Two People You Probably Haven’t Heard Of Were Fired From The X-Factor For Being Shitty Assholes"

->''Then of course there's the sub-theme of every'' [Armond] ''White review, which is that every other critic is a moral degenerate and an aesthetic cretin.''
-->--'''Glenn Kenny''', [[http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/some_came_running/2009/08/we-went-to-white-castle-and-we-got-thrown-out.html "We Came to White Castle and We Got Thrown Out"]]

->''In an interview, Schneider himself is asked who he thinks the greatest living “visionary poets” are. The phrase “Excluding myself” appears in the answer. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I kid you not]]. As for why you you’ve never heard of him, the greatest living visionary poet? [[TheyCalledMeMad That’s all a conspiracy]] by the publishing industry and stupid idiotic “deliterates” who spend all their time watching ''Series/AmericanIdol'' rather than reading his ingenious works of poetry, as he explains repeatedly and at length in interviews with anyone who’ll listen.''
-->--'''[[https://tommorris.org/posts/2648 Tom Morris]]''' on Dan Schneider, "Sanger meets Schneider; [[INeedAFreakingDrink I hit the bottle]]"

->"Another great thing about this movie is how Bruce Payne, who plays a character we can only call The Blue Guy With Blue Lips Which Isn't Even Applied Evenly, has a Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} page that is longer--and more detailed--than any of the more famous and established actors in the film. Despite the fact that ''[[Film/DungeonsAndDragonsWrathOfTheDragonGod Dungeons & Dragons: The Film II: Wrath of the Dragon God]]'' is listed as one of his 'more notable' films, his career is broken into huge essays listed by decade, up to eleven paragraphs each (and full of name-dropping obviously). There is ''an entire fucking paragraph'' dedicated to the role of 'Disgruntled Man.'"
-->--'''Creator/JimSterling'''[[note]]This was recorded in 2014. Payne's Wikipedia article has been edited down (described as "taking an axe to this mess, full of ridiculous name dropping, unrelated plot description and puffery") as of 2015. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bruce_Payne&oldid=608736996 Here]] is the unedited version.[[/note]]

->"He looks like a goof. Because he ''is'' a goof. Because he walks out there like he's fucking King Kong to the ''[[Film/MadMax2TheRoadWarrior Road Warrior]]'' music, and he thinks he's over. His triumphant return, like he's Lou Gehrig in the fucking stadium! And everyone goes, 'Who's this fucking buggy whip-armed motherfucker?'"
-->--'''Wrestling/JimCornette''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEAan9NwpE on]] Wrestling/VinceRusso

->"If I go down the street, all I get is kids coming up to me, half of them don’t even know who he is. That’s why he has to do songs with {{Music/Rihanna}} and Kanye West, so people remember. But you know, most of the time I have people coming down the street and saying, 'Oh my god! You’re a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"
-->--'''Heather Mills''' on Music/PaulMcCartney, ''The Late Late Show'' 3.3.15

->"Oh, all those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people."
-->--'''Creator/JeremyRenner''' on the [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Kardashians]]

->''You know, that's not so good, a young punk song writer from the Brill Building, with a few pop numbers to his credit, saying things like that about Creator/RodgersAndHammerstein. That's like making jokes about the King and Queen when you are playing Toronto.''
-->-- ''Say, Darling'' by Richard Bissell

->"I expect I will be talked about at the end of a thousand years."
-->-- '''Creator/AmandaMcKittrickRos''', whose best argument against a critic of her work was [[DearNegativeReader that he was jealous of her abilities]] and in love with her

'''Vyse:''' Hah... [[TheNapoleon for such a short kid, you sure know how to talk big!]] Sorry, boy, but we don't have time to play with little kids right now.\\
'''Marco:''' What did you say?! I'll remember this! [[YouFool Fools!]]

-->--''...Kite Man'', ''ComicBook/BatmanRebirth''

->''Tell me what you boast about and I'll tell you what you lack.''
-->-- Spanish Proverb

->Stor i orden, men liten på Jorden. [[labelnote: Rough translation]]Big in the words, but small on this Earth.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- Swedish Proverb
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