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->''"FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, WE'LL FUCK HER. That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell's cars. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland - GUARANTEED!"''

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->''"FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit! bullshit - GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, wife! WE'LL FUCK HER. HER! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell's cars. Cars! From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland - GUARANTEED!"''
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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' reviews ''VideoGame/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1989}}'' for the UsefulNotes/{{NES}}

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' reviews ''VideoGame/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1989}}'' for the UsefulNotes/{{NES}}
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->''"WEISS, YOU DUMBASS! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the GODDAMN FURNACE! How can someone with such a big smart brain get hypnotized like a little BITCH, huh?! 'Oh, Shadowlord, I love you, Shadowlord, come over here and give Weiss a BIG SLOPPY KISS, SHADOWLORD!' Now, pull your head outta your GODDAMN ASS AND '''START FUCKING HELPING US!'''"''

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->''"WEISS, YOU DUMBASS! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the GODDAMN FURNACE! How can someone with such a big smart brain get hypnotized like a little BITCH, huh?! 'Oh, Shadowlord, I love you, Shadowlord, come over here and give Weiss a BIG SLOPPY KISS, SHADOWLORD!' Now, Now pull your head outta your GODDAMN ASS AND '''START FUCKING HELPING US!'''"''
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->''"I want every fucking [[DirtyCop cop]]... in this [[WretchedHive fucking city]]... after that '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING BASTARD]]!!!''' (FlippingTheTable)"''

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->''"I want every fucking [[DirtyCop cop]]... in this [[WretchedHive fucking city]]... after that '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING BASTARD]]!!!''' BASTARD!!!]]''' (FlippingTheTable)"''



->''"FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, WE'LL FUCK HER. That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell's cars. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland - GUARANTEED!"''

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->''"FUCK YOU YOU, BALTIMORE! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, WE'LL FUCK HER. That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell's cars. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland - GUARANTEED!"''
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->“Fucking bullshit!” whisper shouts Iruma, panicked eyes darting around. “The motherfucking, cut-your-dick-off-and-shove-it-back-down-your-throat-mastermind is down here! A-and they’re gonna show up any minute and rip our tits off and eat them!”\\
Kaede raises her eyebrows at the choice of words. “I… don’t think that’s going to happen,” she turns back to the tunnel. “Mostly because I doubt the mastermind is a cannibal, but also…” she bites her lip. “I don’t think the mastermind is here right now.”\\
Iruma lets out a low pitched whine as Kaede forces them forward. “And just tell me what kind of shitty logic you’re basing that on, Bakamatsu. We’re in their fucking secret lair, fucking waltzing up to the front door, like a fucking door-to-door meat market,” she says, each curse punctuated with squeeze of Kaede’s arm. “Kiibo didn’t sacrifice himself for you to push me tits first into death’s asshole.”\\
“Iruma-san,” says Kaede. “We’re going to have a talk about your speech patterns later.”
-->--''Fanfic/IdTradeMyLifeForYours'', Chapter 5
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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' reviews ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' for the UsefulNotes/{{NES}}

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-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' reviews ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' ''VideoGame/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1989}}'' for the UsefulNotes/{{NES}}
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->''Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker''
->''You're a cock sucking, ass licking, uncle fucker''
->''You're an uncle fucker, yes, it's true''
->''Nobody fucks uncles quite like you''

->''Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker''
->''You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker''
->''You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn''
->''You just fuck your uncle all day long''

->''Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker''
->''You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker''
->''You're an uncle fucker, I must say''
->''You fucked your uncle yesterday''

->''Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E, fuck you!''
->''Uncle fucker!''
->''[spoken]'' Suck my balls.
-->--''[[CrowdSong Uncle Fucker]]'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''
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->''Good morning, motherf*ckers! Today's top news are: f*cking sheep f*cks up again in her own f*cking stream by disconnecting over sixty times in one ass-f*cking show. [cut] What? Youtube censors? F*ck.''
-->-- '''Coco Kiryu''', WebAnimation/{{hololive}}
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->'''Sera''': Mother pussbucket friggin' bastard shitebag pissface! Eat it, you lop-eared son of an arse-nut rot-suck piece of-\\
'''Inquisitor''': Sera! ''Sera!''\\
'''Sera''': Ugh, '''''WHAT?!'''''
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''
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->'''Sena:''' Yikes! Never thought I’d hear anyone top Eunie’s sweary mouth.
->'''Mio:''' Don’t you go copying her, Sena.
->'''Sena:''' Nah. Not my style.
->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Eunie]]:''' Oh wow. Way to talk trash about one of your friends.
-->--''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3''

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->''"Motherfucker needs to motherfuckin' chillax before he has a motherfuckin' stroke!"''
-->-- '''Panty Anarchy''' talking about Garterbelt, ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''


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->''"Motherfucker needs to motherfuckin' chillax before he has a motherfuckin' stroke!"''
-->-- '''Panty Anarchy''', again, talking about Garterbelt, ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''
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->''"Motherfucker needs to motherfuckin' chillax before he has a motherfuckin' stroke!"''
-->-- '''Panty Anarchy''' talking about Garterbelt, ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''
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->''"FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, WE'LL FUCK HER. That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell's: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell's cars. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the state of Maryland - GUARANTEED!"''
-->-- ''Advertising/BigBillHells''

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->''"Darlene the waitress ain't too hard on the eyes. The ears are a different story. What the hell. I can put the paper bag over my head."''
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}''', ''WebAnimation/LoboWebseries''



->''"All this lack of food is making me swear like a fucking sailor."''

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->''"All ->''"Shit, this lack of food is making me swear cuss like a fucking sailor."''
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->''Motherfucking shitwad snail-faced offal.'' My mental vocabulary had expanded considerably in a few select directions in recent months.
-->-- '''Tom's narration''', ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: City of Lost Children''
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-->--'''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', "Fucked With An Anchor"

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-->--'''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', -->-- '''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', "Fucked With An Anchor"
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-->'''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', "Fucked With An Anchor"

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-->'''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', -->--'''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', "Fucked With An Anchor"
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->''For thirty-odd years I have lived with this curse\\
My vocabulary was stunted at birth\\
By a witch doctor from over the seas\\
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me\\
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd\\
An endless tirade of four-letter words\\
I lash out in anger at all in my way\\
Shocking, unspeakable things that I say!''
-->'''Music/{{Alestorm}}''', "Fucked With An Anchor"
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-->-- '''[[Series/TheThickOfIt Malcolm Tucker]]''', responding to a request to stop swearing.

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-->-- '''[[Series/TheThickOfIt Malcolm Tucker]]''', '''Malcolm Tucker''', responding to a request to stop swearing.
swearing. ''Series/TheThickOfIt''
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->''Please make this girl stop cursing. I feel like I'm playing [[NintendoHard Diablo]] with the [[SoundEffectBleep censor button]].''
-->-- [[FunnyBackgroundEvent A news ticker]] [[https://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-72-punk-busted/ regarding Sydney]], ''Webcomic/GrrlPower''
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-->-- '''[[PigMan Zhou Yuzhu]]''', ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil2'' [[note]] [[He's talking about Knox, an [[MischiefMakingMonkey uplifted Cockney chimp]] who sold him a supposed golden pig figurine that proved to be made of Swiss chocolate [[/note]]

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-->-- '''[[PigMan Zhou Yuzhu]]''', ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil2'' [[note]] [[He's [[note]]He's talking about Knox, an [[MischiefMakingMonkey uplifted Cockney chimp]] who sold him a supposed golden pig figurine that proved to be made of Swiss chocolate [[/note]]
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->I remember, the very last gig in Nebworth, [[Music/FreddieMercury Freddie]] said, "Look, I can't ''fucking'' do this anymore." Erm... You'll have to [[SoundEffectBleep bleep]] me again, won't you? It's very hard to quote Freddie without swearing. It was just part of his vocabulary.
-->--'''Music/BrianMay'''
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->''"WEISS, YOU DUMBASS! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the GODDAMN FURNACE! How can someone with such a big smart brain get hypnotized like a little BITCH, huh?! 'Oh, Shadowlord, I love you, Shadowlord, come over here and give Weiss a BIG SLOPPY KISS, SHADOWLORD!' Now, pull your head outta your GODDAMN ASS AND '''START FUCKING HELPING US!'''"''
-->-- '''Kaine''', ''VideoGame/{{NieR}}''
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->''"I want every fucking [[DirtyCop cop]]... in this [[WretchedHive fucking city]]... after that '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING BASTARD]]!!!''' (FlippingTheTable)"''
-->-- '''[[PigMan Zhou Yuzhu]]''', ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil2'' [[note]] [[He's talking about Knox, an [[MischiefMakingMonkey uplifted Cockney chimp]] who sold him a supposed golden pig figurine that proved to be made of Swiss chocolate [[/note]]
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->'''[[LondonGangster Harry]]:''' (''on a typewritten note handed to Ken by the hotel receptionist''): Number one, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail on them so I don't have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again, otherwise [[ImpliedDeathThreat there'll be fucking hell to pay]], I'm fucking telling you.- Harry\\
'''[[FightingIrish Ken]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging Geez, he swears a lot, doesn't he]]?
-->--''Film/InBruges''
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->'''Lifesaver Les:''' So you're looking for a fuckin' blue are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!\\

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->'''Lifesaver Les:''' So you're looking for a fuckin' blue blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!\\



'''Lifesaver Les:''' Well, If you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you had to go through FUCKIN' US, 'cause we own the FUCKIN' Beach, our grandfathers fought in World War FUCKIN' 2 in this fuckin' beach, oh right if I were you I'd FUCK OFF!!\\
'''Habib:''' Rocky look, what's he saying? His Aussie accent is like hard to understand.\\

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'''Lifesaver Les:''' Well, If if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you had have to go through FUCKIN' US, 'cause US! 'Cause we own the FUCKIN' Beach, our beach! Our grandfathers fought in World War FUCKIN' 2 in on this fuckin' beach, oh right alright?! And if I were you you, I'd FUCK OFF!!\\
'''Habib:''' Rocky Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie accent is like is, like, hard to understand.\\

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