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->'''Sonny Friendly:''' WAIT?!? My Teddy Bear?!? THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE?!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! (Sobs loudly)

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->'''Sonny Friendly:''' WAIT?!? My Teddy Bear?!? THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE?!? NO! BUT, I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! (Sobs loudly)



->'''Sonny Friendly:''' WHAT?!? I WON?!? OH, FOR JOY!!! I WON THE TEDDY BEAR! Now for the consolation prize.

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->'''Sonny Friendly:''' WHAT?!? I WON?!? OH, FOR JOY!!! I WON THE TEDDY BEAR! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! Now for the now lets give some contestants some consolation prize.prize.....
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->'''Bob:''' Granny Bird, You are here!
->'''Granny Bird:''' Well, I went to another flight.
->'''Bob:''' This is going to make Big Bird happy. (To Big Bird) BIG BIRD, COME OUT!
->'''Big Bird:''' Who is it?
->'''Bob:''' It's Granny Bird!
->'''Big Bird:''' (Angrily) NO! I AM STILL ANGRY AT HER! (Throws another temper tantrum)
->'''Granny Bird:''' Is still mad at me?
->'''Bob:''' Yes, I am afraid so! Big Bird was so sad that you wouldn't come. Then he became mad that he wouldn't come at all!
->'''Granny Bird:''' Well, There is only one thing to do! (She exits)
->'''Big Bird:''' Granny Bird, I got all my anger out! Granny Bird?
->'''Bob:''' Big Bird, She was there!
->'''Big Bird:''' Where is she?
->'''Bob:''' Well, She left!
->'''Big Bird:''' (In disappointment) SHE DID?!? (gets more upset)
->'''Bob:''' What am I going to do!
-->--From the episode where Granny Bird visits.
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->'''Sonny Friendly:''' WAIT?!? My Teddy Bear?!? THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE?!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! (Sobs loudly)
->'''Announcer:''' Sonny Friendly, You cried the hardest. YOU WON!
->'''Sonny Friendly:''' WHAT?!? I WON?!? OH, FOR JOY!!! I WON THE TEDDY BEAR! Now for the consolation prize.
->'''Announcer:''' Sorry, There is no consolation prize.
->'''Luke Warm:''' WHAT?!? No consolation prize?!? (Voice breaks down) This is awful!
->'''Ida Normer:''' (Sobbing) IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!
->'''Pierre Blue:''' (Voice breaks down) This is so SAD!
->*All three contestants sobs in failure*
->'''Sonny Friendly:''' Well, We all can't be winners, You know! Oh, I am so happy to have you back, Teddy. Well, This is America's 3rd Favorite Game Show host, Sonny Friendly saying we will see you again real soon on, ''The Crying Game Show''!
->From ''The Crying Game Show'' sketch.

->'''Announcer:''' Welcome to America's most emotional game show, ''The Crying Game Show''. And now, Here is America's 3rd Favorite Game Show host, The man with the teeth: Sonny Friendly!
->'''Sonny Friendly:''' Thank you. Thank you. And are we having a nice day, or what?
-->-- The opening to ''The Crying Game Show''.
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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Uh, No! No, I am E.T. I am Kermit the Frog.

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->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Uh, No! No, I am not E.T. , I am Kermit the Frog.
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->'''Yip Yip Martian:''' Yip Yip Yip Yip E.T.?
->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Uh, No! No, I am E.T. I am Kermit the Frog.
-->-- From the Sesame Street NEWS sketch where Kermit the Frog does the report on the spaceship invading Old MacDonald's farm.
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->'''Elmo:''' Elmo used to be scared, But Elmo isn't scared, anymore!

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->'''Elmo:''' Elmo used to be scared, But was scared before, but Elmo isn't scared, anymore!anymore.



->'''Sofia:''' Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at a time like this?

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->'''Sofia:''' ->'''Leela:''' Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at a time like this?



->'''Sofia:''' You Know what, Oscar? You are a grouchy monster. That's who you are! You need to tell us the cure for Mine-itis!

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->'''Sofia:''' ->'''Leela:''' You Know what, Oscar? You are a grouchy monster. That's who you are! You need to tell us the cure for Mine-itis!



-->-- Elmo and Sofia are in rage with Oscar when Oscar refuses to tell them the cure for Mine-Itis.

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-->-- Elmo and Sofia Leela are in rage with Oscar when Oscar refuses to tell them the cure for Mine-Itis.
Mine-Itis, in Episode 4181.
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->'''Big Bird:''' Yeah, That's why I drew this picture for memory. So we can remember him so many times as we want to. But I don't like it, It's making me so sad!

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->'''Big Bird:''' Yeah, memories. That's why how I drew this picture for picture, from memory. So And we can remember him so many times and remember him and remember him as much as we want to. (beat) But I don't like it, It's making it. It makes me so sad!sad.



->'''Big Bird:''' You mean he is never coming back?
->'''David:''' He never will.
->'''Big Bird:''' WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND! EVERYTHING WAS FINE! AND WHY DOES HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!? GIVE ONE GOOD REASON?!?
->'''Everybody:''' (Pauses for a moment)
->'''Gordon:''' Big Bird, It has to be this way. Because.
->'''Big Bird:''' Just Because?
->'''Gordon:''' Just Because.
->'''Big Bird:''' (As looks sadly at his drawing of Mr. Hooper) You know, I am going to miss you, Mr. Looper.
->'''Maria:''' (As she smiles sadly) That's Hooper, Big Bird, Hooper.
->'''Big Bird:''' You're right. (As everybody comforts Big Bird for the loss of his best friend)
-->--From the saddest moment of the episode: ''So long, Mr. Hooper''. The episode was dedicated to the memory actor Will Lee (1908-1982).

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->'''Big Bird:''' You mean he is He's never coming back?
->'''David:''' He never will.
Never.
->'''Olivia:''' No.
->'''Big Bird:''' WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND! don't understand. You know, EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE! AND WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON?!?
->'''Everybody:''' (Pauses
REASON!
(Everybody pauses
for a moment)
->'''Gordon:''' Big Bird, It it has to be this way. Because.
way... because.
->'''Big Bird:''' Just Because?
because?
->'''Gordon:''' Just Because.
because.
->'''Big Bird:''' (As he looks sadly at his drawing of Mr. Hooper) You know, I am I'm going to miss you, Mr. Looper.
->'''Maria:''' (As she smiles sadly) That's Hooper, Big Bird, Bird. Hooper.
->'''Big Bird:''' You're right. (As Right. (Camera zooms out as everybody comforts Big Bird for the loss of his best friend)
-->--From the saddest moment of the episode: ''So long, Mr. Hooper''.Episode 1839. The episode was dedicated to the memory actor Will Lee (1908-1982).
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->'''Big Bird:''' I cannot wait until he sees my drawing. Say, Where is he? I want to give this to him. (Mind struck his head) I know, He is at the store.
->'''Bob:''' Uh, No, Big Bird. He is not there.

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->'''Big Bird:''' Well, I cannot can't wait until till he sees my drawing. it. (the adults' faces quickly turn upset) Say, Where is he? I want to give this it to him. (Mind struck his head) I know, He is at He's in the store.
->'''Bob:''' Uh, No, Big Bird. He is He's... not in there.



->'''Maria:''' Big Bird, Don't you remember we told you? Mr. Hooper died. I mean he is dead!
->'''Big Bird:''' Oh, Yes! I remember that. Well, Maybe I'll wait until he comes back.
->'''Susan:''' No, Big Bird. Mr. Hooper is NOT coming back!
->'''Big Bird:''' And why not?
->'''Susan:''' Well, Big Bird. When people die, they don't come back.
->'''Big Bird:''' (Voice breaksdown) Not ever?!?
->'''Susan:''' No never
->'''Big Bird:''' But why not?!?
->'''Luis:''' Well, Big Bird. If they are dead, they can't come back.
->'''Big Bird:''' Well he SHOULD come back. I mean who is going to take over the store? And who is going to feed my birdseed milkshakes and tell me stories?!?
->'''David:''' Big Bird, I am going to take care of the store. You know, Mr. Hooper left the store to me. I'll make you some Birdseed milkshakes. And we will tell you stories. And see if you are okay.
->'''Olivia:''' We will look after you.

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->'''Maria:''' Big Bird, Don't you remember we told you? Mr. Hooper died. I mean he is dead!
He's dead.
->'''Big Bird:''' Oh, Yes! yeah! I remember that. remember. Well, Maybe I'll wait until give it to him when he comes back.
->'''Susan:''' Big Bird, Mr. Hooper's not coming back.
->'''Big Bird:''' Why not?
->'''Susan:''' Big Bird, when people die, they don't come back.
->'''Big Bird:''' (Voice breaks down) Ever?!?
->'''Susan:'''
No, never.
->'''Big Bird:''' Well, why not?!?
->'''Luis:''' Well,
Big Bird.Bird.. they're dead. They can't come back.
->'''Big Bird:''' Well he's gotta come back. I mean who's going to take care of the store? Who's going to make my birdseed milkshakes and tell me stories?!?
->'''David:''' Big Bird, I'm going to take care of the store.
Mr. Hooper is NOT coming back!
->'''Big Bird:'''
Hooper...he left it to me. And why not?
I'll make you your milkshakes. And we'll all tell you stories. And make sure you're okay.
->'''Susan:''' Well, Big Bird. When people die, they don't come back.
->'''Big Bird:''' (Voice breaksdown) Not ever?!?
->'''Susan:''' No never
->'''Big Bird:''' But why not?!?
->'''Luis:''' Well, Big Bird. If they are dead, they can't come back.
->'''Big Bird:''' Well he SHOULD come back. I mean who is going to take over the store? And who is going to feed my birdseed milkshakes and tell me stories?!?
->'''David:''' Big Bird, I am going to take care of the store. You know, Mr. Hooper left the store to me. I'll make you some Birdseed milkshakes. And we will tell you stories. And see if you are okay.
->'''Olivia:''' We will
Sure. We'll look after you.



->'''Bob:''' You are right, Big Bird. It's not going to the same without him. But do you know something? (As he smiles sadly) Well, We can all be happy that we had our chance to be with him, And know him, and to love him a lot. When he was here.
->'''Olivia:''' And we always have our memories with him.

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->'''Bob:''' You are You're right, Big Bird. It's not going to It'll never be the same around here without him. But do you know something? (As he smiles sadly) Well, We can all be very happy that we had our a chance to be with him, And and to know him, and to love him a lot. When lot...when he was here.
->'''Olivia:''' And Big Bird, we always still have our memories with of him.
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->'''Mr. Handford:''' (As grabs the phone) (Angerly) Count, You cannot tie up the phone like this!
-->-- Mr. Handford scolding the Count when The Count refuses to pick up the phone. He count the ringtones instead.
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->'''Leela:''' Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at a time like this?

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->'''Leela:''' ->'''Sofia:''' Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at a time like this?



->'''Leela:''' You Know what, Oscar? You are a grouchy monster. That's who you are! You need to tell us the cure for Mine-itis!

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->'''Leela:''' ->'''Sofia:''' You Know what, Oscar? You are a grouchy monster. That's who you are! You need to tell us the cure for Mine-itis!



-->-- Elmo and Leela are in rage with Oscar when Oscar refuses to tell them the cure for Mine-Itis.

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-->-- Elmo and Leela Sofia are in rage with Oscar when Oscar refuses to tell them the cure for Mine-Itis.
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->'''Leela:''' But where is your father?

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->'''Leela:''' ->'''Sofia:''' But where is your father?



->'''Leela:''' Actually, I do. I know what are you going to.

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->'''Leela:''' ->'''Sofia:''' Actually, I do. I know what are you going to.



->'''Leela:''' Yes, My father was sent to jail. What you are going through is Incarceration.

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->'''Leela:''' ->'''Sofia:''' Yes, I do. When I was about your age, My father was sent to jail. What you are going through is Incarceration.



->'''Leela:''' Well, It means that his father is in jail. His father violated the law, An adult rule. And he has to go to jail or a prison.

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->'''Leela:''' Well, It ->'''Sofia:''' What it means that his father is in jail. His father violated the is, When somebody violates a law, An adult rule. And he has Which is a grown up rule, Then they have to go to jail or a prison.
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->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Why of course, It's a....

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->'''Prairie Dawn:''' ->'''Betty Lou:''' Why of course, It's a....



->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Oh no!

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->'''Prairie Dawn:''' ->'''Betty Lou:''' Oh no!



->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Don't you get it, Carl. The answer is always the same. It's a triangle.

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->'''Prairie Dawn:''' ->'''Betty Lou:''' Don't you get it, Carl. The answer is always the same. It's a triangle.
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->'''Big Bird:''' (Dressed in a Bus driver costume)(To the Four Tops) Good Morning, Step Lively! I got a lot of stops to make. (To the viewers) Oh, Hello. I can't stop now. Don't want to keep the passengers waiting. (To the Four Tops) Let's go!
-->-- The ending to ''The Bus Stop Song'' by The Four Tops.
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->'''Grover:''' Hello, Sir. What is that painting. It looks like a painting your great, great, grandmother.
->'''Mr. Johnson:''' Uh, No! That's my wife!
->'''Grover:''' Oh!
-->--From the skit where Mr. Johnson goes to the picture frame shop.
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->'''Maria:''' This looks a lot like the piano at Bob's apartment, Or is this an electric keyboard? Does it do more?
->'''Herbie Hancock:''' Why yes. Well you see, This is not just a piano. This is a synthesizer. It's a computer based synthesizer. All these things work together, And there is a typewriting keyboard that Clyde is front of.
->'''The kids:''' Hello, Clyde.
->'''Clyde:''' Hello, Kids.
->'''Herbie Hancock:''' Well, It can do so many different things that you can't do on a piano. For example: I can hit one note, And make a bunch of notes play. I can hit one, And a bunch notes play, Like this (Presses a key and a saxophone plays a scale note) see? A bunch of notes play. It can make different sounds
->'''Kid 1:''' Can it make an elephant?
->'''Herbie Hancock:''' I can do that!
->'''Kid 2:''' And noise?
->'''Herbie Hancock:''' I can make noises too!
-->-- From the insert where Herbie Hancock demonstrates the synthesizer.
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->'''Alistair Cookie:''' Tonight, Me proud to you present, The classic movie: ''Monsters with Dirty Faces''. A story about monsters, and their dirty faces. So now, Monsters with dirty faces. (Mind struck his head) Oh, You no adjust TV sets, Movies in black and white.
-->--The opening to the ''Monsterpiece Theatre'' skit on ''Monsters with Dirty Faces'' as Alistair Cookie reminds the viewers to not adjust their TV since the movie is in black and white.
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->'''Announcer:''' And now, It's time for everybody's favorite game show: ''Bring that Thing!'' And now, Here is America's Favorite Game Show host: GUYYYYYYYYY SMILEY!
->'''Guy Smiley:''' (As he struggles through the curtain) Thank you, This is, This is, (Finally get his eyes out of the curtain) WOO! This is Guy Smiley, America's Favorite Game Show host welcoming to you to ''Bring That Thing!'' This is the game show where you bring those things. Now meet our contestant, All away from Mars. Here they are, Stevie and Jonathan Martians.
->'''Yip Yip Martians:''' Hello, Guy.
-->--The Opening to Sesame Street ''Bring that Thing'' sketch. Where Guy Smiley addresses the Yip-Yip Martians as "Stevie" and "Jonathan" martians.

->'''Yip Yip Martians:''' Flashlight!
->*Fanfare plays*
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Wonderful. That's one thing that involves light. Why don't we turn off the studio lights (As he does) and see if the flashlight does work. Turn on your flashlight.
->*The Yip Yip Martians turns on their flashlight*
-->--From the game show sketch: ''Bring That Thing!''
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->'''Hoots the Owl:''' (To his band) Listen up, Everybody. We got a real dude that is very cool, And very fresh. But he has a problem that he wants to lay on us. (To Ernie) So, Come on in, Ernie my man!
-->--The opening late to the song ''Put Down the Duckie'', As the band warms up.
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->'''Mr. Essex:''' GOOD MORNING, CLASS!
->'''The Students:''' GOOD MORNING, MR. ESSEX!
->'''Mr. Essex:''' Now today, Class. We are going to learn about rhymes. Words rhyme when they sound the same. For example: Nose and goes.
-->--The opening lines to the song ''The Muppets Rhyme at School''.
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->'''Guy Smiley:''' No don't cry tears of joy yet, Painting. Inspired by the painting, Listen to this:
->'''The voice:''' Painting? You captured my true spirit!
->'''Painting of a Bowl of Fruit:''' (Gasps) Could it be?
->'''Guy Smiley:''' YES IT IS! Inspired by the painting, Now living in Sally Soho's dining room, It's Betty Bowl of Plastic Fruit!
->*As we Betty arriving*
->'''Painting of a Bowl of Fruit:''' Oh, Betty. You almost look like real fruit.
->'''Betty Bowl of Plastic Fruit:''' So do you.
-->--From the Here is Your Life episode on ''The Painting of a Bowl of Fruit''.

->'''Announcer:''' It's time once again, once again for the ''Family Food''! Introducing the hungry family ready for action. On your marks! Here is America's most be loving game show host: Richard Dawson.
->'''Richard Dawson:''' Nice to see you. I'm America's most beloving game show host, Richard Dawson. Welcoming you the Family Food.
-->--From the 1981 Sesame Street game show sketch: ''Family Food''. A spoof of ''Series/FamilyFeud''. This was the very first Sesame Street Game Show sketch to not be hosted by Guy Smiley.

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->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Oooooh, I'm Sorry, So Sorry, Prairie. You guessed 10 and there were only 5 pig squeals. In today's "Pig.." I mean "Squeal of Fortune" That's too bad.
->'''Prarie Dawn:''' Oh Dear! I guess I did not win! I don't believe this!

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->'''Pat Playjacks:''' How many pig squeals there should there be?
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' I'll do it! (Mumbles himself) TEN! How about ten?
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Yes, The number ten! Alright, Let's give the pig a spin and count how many pig-squeals, We hear from the Squeal of Fortune!
->*Prairie spins the pig on the turntable*
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' ONE!
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' TWO!
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' THREE!
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' FOUR!
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' FIVE!
->*Buzzer sounds as the turn table stops*
->*Audience groaned*
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Oooooh, I'm Sorry, So Sorry, Prairie. You guessed 10 ten and there were only 5 five pig squeals. In today's "Pig.." I mean "Squeal of Fortune" That's too bad.
->'''Prarie ->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Oh Dear! I guess I did not win! I don't believe this!



->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Count, Are you ready to play our game?
->'''Count Von Count:''' Oh, Yes! Sure thing, Pat!
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Okay, What's your guess, How many pig squeals?
->'''Count Von Count:''' Uh, One squeal, No make it Two squeals or three squeals, No wait, Four squeals or Five squeals or Six squeals.....
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Uh, Count! We can only take one guess.
->'''Count Von Count:''' One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Three? I mean is three your guess?
->'''Count Von Count:''' Yes?
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Alright, That's your guess. Three squeals. So, Give the pig a spin.
->*Count spins the the pig on the turntable*
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' ONE!
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' TWO!
->*Pig squeals*
->'''Audience:''' THREE!
->*Pinging sound as the turn table stops*
->*Audience cheers*



->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Yes you did. Three squeals, Count Von Count, YOU WON!

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->'''Pat Playjacks:''' Yes you did.
->'''Count Von Count:''' I said three! Ha-ha-ha!
->'''Pat Playjacks:''' That's right!
Three squeals, Count Von Count, YOU WON!


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->*As Richard Stoltzman plays the show's theme song on the clarinet*
->'''Telly Monster:''' Hello, Welcome to Sesame Street. This is my friend Richard Stoltzman. He is visiting with us today. Do you what instrument he is playing is called. It's called a clarinet. Let's hear it.
-->--The opening to episode #2633.
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->'''Ernie:''' (Gasp) BERT! You are not going to put him into the tub like that!
->'''Bert:''' But what's wrong, Ernie?!? What is it? What is it?!?
->'''Ernie:''' Well, what's wrong is, You realized there is nothing for him to play with? You call that planning? I'll be right back.
->'''Bert:''' Oh, I am sorry, Brad. You wanted something to play with. I'm sorry! (To Ernie) Ernie, What is this?
->'''Ernie:''' Okay, Now here we go!
-->--The quote from the sketch where Bert is trying to give his nephew Brad a bath.

->'''Bert:''' ERRRRRRNIE!!!
->'''Ernie:''' Now, What is it, Bert?!?
->'''Bert:''' THAT WILL JUST ABOUT DO IT! I CANNOT GIVE BRAD A BATH WITH ALL THE TOYS IN THERE!
->'''Ernie:''' You can't Bert?
->'''Bert:''' No, Of Course I can't.
-->--After Ernie filled up too much bath toys into the tub, Bert got very angry at Ernie that now, He can't give Brad a bath.
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->'''Susan:''' No Big Bird. This is the alphabet. You A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z!

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->'''Susan:''' No Big Bird. This is the alphabet. You see? A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z!
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->'''Susan:''' That's a nice song, Big Bird. But I really hate to tell you this. But, That's not a word!
->'''Big Bird:''' It's not a word?
->'''Susan:''' No Big Bird. This is the alphabet. You A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z!
->'''Big Bird:''' It's not a word. It's not ''Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz''.
->'''Susan:''' Of course not, Big Bird. But what it is a list of letters we use to make words. For example. If we put C, A, and R, We make our own word, C-A-R Car!
-->--At the end of the song ''Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz'' When Susan told Big Bird that's not a real word, It's the letters of the alphabet.

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->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' Okay, Here is the first part....
->*Toots it and it makes an awful sound*
->'''Oscar:''' NO, WAIT! I like that! It sounded like a funny duck.
->'''Richards Stoltzman:''' I knew you would. And now, Here is the second part. The Barrel.
->'''Telly Monster:''' It looks teeny.
->*Toots it*
->'''Oscar:''' Oh, NO! NO! NO! It looked better before.
->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' Alright, How about the third part?
->*Toots it*
->'''Oscar:''' Oh, NO! NO! NO! You are going into the wrong direction!
->'''Telly Monster:''' Aw, It's getting to sound good, Oscar.
->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' Okay, Now this is the forth part. Oh, This is for you, Oscar.
->*Toots it and it buzzes*
->'''Oscar:''' Wow! Hey, That wasn't bad.
->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' Okay, Telly. Can you guess this part is?
->'''Telly Monster:''' I don't know, Is it the end?
->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' Well, That's a good guess. And it's also know as the bell.
->'''Telly Monster:''' Oh, The bell.
->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' And that's the last part. And now, You got a clarinet that's like the one that's put together and it's ready to be played from the bottom to the top.
->'''Telly Monster:''' Let's hear it.
->'''Richard Stoltzman:''' Okay, Here we go! (Plays the opening to ''Rhapsody in Blue'' on the clarinet)



->*As Maria holds a pretend Television with a message a sheet of paper which Telly reads and Maria moves her lips without making a voice8

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->*As Maria holds a pretend Television with a message a sheet of paper which Telly reads and Maria moves her lips without making a voice8voice*



->'''Guy Smiley:''' I am so sorry, panel. The he not the letter I and we have now ran out time. So.....

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->'''Guy Smiley:''' I am so sorry, panel. The he He not the letter I and we have now ran out of time. So.....


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->'''Announcer:''' And now, Let's join the crew of ''SPACESHIP SURPRISE'' as they travel through space and search for new stars and planets.
-->--The opening to the Season 20 skit: ''Spaceship Surprise''. A parody of Series/StarTrek.
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->'''British Chap:''' HEY, THAT BIG BLUE MONSTER STOLE MY CANE!
->'''Guy Smiley:''' I am very sorry but we are busy doing a television show right now.
->'''British Chap:''' Are you Guy Smiley?!?
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Yes, I am!
->'''British Chap:''' Is this ''Beat the Time''?!?
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Yes, We are busy playing a game. And Cookie Monster needs to find two things that rhyme with rain.
-->-- From the ''Beat the Time'' skit where Cookie Monster is the contestant.
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->'''The Monster Cookie:''' Me, Monster Cookie1!

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->'''The Monster Cookie:''' Me, Monster Cookie1!Cookie!
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->'''Guy Smiley:''' Oh, I'm sorry Carl, But's the wrong answer.

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->'''Guy Smiley:''' Oh, I'm sorry Carl, But's But that's the wrong answer.
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->'''Oscar:''' The music lesson is for my pet worm.
->'''Yosh Shmenge:''' (Chuckles) No! You gotta be kidding me. Let me show what I mean, It's impos impos, I meant, They can't do it. Watch this: (Plays a song on a clarinet) You see, I have fingers. But the worms don't have fingers. So they can't play the clarinet.
-->-- Yosh Shmenge (''Creator/JohnCandy'') teaches Oscar a lesson about why worms can't play a clarinet.
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->'''Guy Smuley:''' Can you guess what the name of this shape is?
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Why of course, It's a....
->*Carl buzzes in*
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Yes, Carl?
->'''Carl:''' Is it a circle?
->*Buzzer sounds*
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Oh no!
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Oh, I'm sorry Carl, But's the wrong answer.
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' Don't you get it, Carl. The answer is always the same. It's a triangle.
-->-- A line from ''The Shape Is Right''.

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