History Quotes / ScottSteiner

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I--I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha--percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

->''"Tonight, we're gonna [[BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame beat you atchoo own game]]! And after iss all sud 'n' done, you're gonna be pickin' splinters outta your '''FAAAT ASSES''', all night long, 'cuz you got some '''FAAAT ASSES!''' Know what chance you have? You have no chance, but you had a chance, is you could run lickety-split! But you can't run, 'cuz you got some '''FAAAT ASSES.'''''"

->''"Tonight, we're gonna [[BeatthematTHEIROWNgame beat you atchoo own game]]! And after iss all sud 'n' done, you're gonna be pickin' splinters outta your '''FAAAT ASSES''', all night long, 'cuz you got some '''FAAAT ASSES!''' Know what chance you have? You have no chance, but you had a chance, is you could run lickety-split! But you can't run, 'cuz you got some '''FAAAT ASSES.'''''"

->''"Tonight, we're gonna beat you atchoo own game! And after iss all sud 'n' done, you're gonna be pickin' splinters outta your '''FAAAT ASSES''', all night long, 'cuz you got some '''FAAAT ASSES!''' Know what chance you have? You have no chance, but you had a chance, is you could run lickety-split! But you can't run, 'cuz you got some '''FAAAT ASSES.'''''"

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

->''"That's right, [[Wrestling/MeanGeneOkerlund Mean Gene]], I don't lay down for nobody! Whether I leave here a world champion tonight, it don't matter because it's not gonna change my focus on getting even with Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} for fractioning'' (sic) ''my face! And at Fall Brawl, Goldberg, I'm gonna get even for you fractioning my face, and I'm gonna prove to you that I'm the man with the largest arms in the world! I'm the Genetic Freak, and size does matter!'' (pauses) ''That statement, Mean Gene, comes true whether I'm in the ring, or out of the ring. See when I have my freaks horizontal, [[BiggerIsBetterInBed they understand size, they appreciate size]] and they know that size does matter. And they know that they don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they can see the Big Dipper. No no no, all they gotta do is call the Big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the Big Dipper, and satisfaction's coming when I go behind, and do the bump-and-grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy! So Goldberg, realize this: I only care about two things in this world: my freaks, and my peaks!'' (flexes arm) ''And when I beat your bald ass down at Fall Brawl, and I'm about to put you in the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna whisper in your ear: Size does matter, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"''

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beat me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 of winning. But I! I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75%-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3…percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

->'''Scott Steiner''': See, but Imma break it down for ya ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?\\
'''Lauren Thompson''': Well, I think Joe's kinda nice--I mean--you know?\\
'''Steiner''': So, you're one of those girls that like romance? Imma talk down to my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Samoa Joe? See, tonight, we're gonna win...and I'm gonna be World Champion at Sacrifice. Come on, Pete. Let's go.\\
'''Petey Williams''': Scotty, just like you always say: Big Poppa Pump has got your hook up. Well, Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need to look up. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Holla if ya hear dat!]]
-->--The ending to the above promo

-->--Steiner's ''unique'' way of hyping his then-impending three-way match for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Kurt Angle and champion Samoa Joe at ''TNA Sacrifice 2008'', ''TNA Impact!'', May 1, 2008[[note]]Not only did Steiner ''[[HilariousInHindsight lose the match]]'', but Angle couldn't participate in the match due to injury and was replaced by Wrestling/FrankieKazarian, meaning that Steiner went into all the trouble of including him into his "equation" for nothing.[[/note]]

->''"That's right, [[Wrestling/MeanGeneOkerlund Mean Gene]], I don't lay down for nobody! Whether I leave here a world champion tonight, it don't matter because it's not gonna change my focus on getting even with Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} for fractioning'' (sic) ''my face! And at Fall Brawl, Goldberg, I'm gonna get even for you fractioning my face, and I'm gonna prove to you that I'm the man with the largest arms in the world! I'm the Genetic Freak, and size does matter!'' (pauses) ''That statement, Mean Gene, comes true whether I'm in the ring, or out of the ring. See when I have my freaks horizontal, [[BiggerIsBetterInBed they understand size, they appreciate size]] and they know that size does matter. And they know that they don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they can see the Big Dipper. No no no, all they gotta do is call the Big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the Big Dipper, and satisfaction's coming when I go behind, and do the bump-and-grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy! So Goldberg, realize this: I only care about two things in this world: my freaks, and my peaks!'' (flexes arm) ''And when I beat your bald ass down at Fall Brawl, and I'm about to put you in the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna whisper in your ear: Size does matter, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]''
-->-- A promo and an astronomy lesson, WCW Nitro 2000

-->-- Scott Steiner on [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Team 3D]], ''Wrestling/TNAImpact'', January 29th, 2009.

-->--The ending to the above promo

'''Petey Williams''': Scotty, just like you always say: Big Poppa Pump has got your hook up, while Make-Believe Muscle is who you need to look up. [[BorrowedCatchphrase Holla if ya hear dat!]]

->'''Scott Steiner''': See, but I'm pretty down for you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Joe?\\

'''Steiner''': So, you're one of those girls that like romance? Imma talk down to my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass Samoa Joe? See, tonight, we're gonna win...and I'm gonna be World Champion at Sacrifice. Come on, Pete. Let's go.

-->--Steiner's ''unique'' way of hyping his then-impending three-way match for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship against Kurt Angle and champion Samoa Joe at ''TNA Sacrifice 2008'', ''TNA Impact!'', May 1, 2008[[note]]Not only did Steiner ''[[HilariousInHindsight lose the match]]'', but Angle couldn't participate in the match due to injury and was replaced by Wrestling/FrankieKazarian, meaning that Steiner went into all the trouble of including him into his "equation" for nothing.[[/note]]

-->--Steiner's ''unique'' way of hyping his then-impending three-way match for the TNA World Heavyweght Championship against Kurt Angle and champion Samoa Joe at ''TNA Sacrifice 2008'', ''TNA Impact!'', May 1, 2008[[note]]Not only did Steiner ''[[HilariousInHindsight lose the match]]'', but Angle couldn't participate in the match due to injury and was replaced by Wrestling/FrankieKazarian, meaning that Steiner went into all the trouble of including him into his "equation" for nothing.[[/note]]

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

-->--Steiner's ''unique'' way of hyping his then-impending three-way match for the TNA World Heavyweght Championship against Kurt Angle and champion Samoa Joe at ''TNA Sacrifice 2008'', ''TNA Impact!'', May 1, 2008[[note]]A match that he ''[[HilariousInHindsight proceeded to lose.]]''[[/note]]

-->--Steiner's ''unique'' way of hyping his then-impending three-way match for the TNA World Heavyweght Championship against Kurt Angle and champion Samoa Joe at ''TNA Sacrifice 2008'', ''TNA Impact!'', May 1, 2008[[note]]A match that he ''[[DeweyDefeatsTruman proceeded to lose.]]''[[/note]]

-->--Steiner's ''unique'' way of hyping his then-impending three-way match for the TNA World Heavyweght Championship against Kurt Angle and champion Samoa Joe at ''TNA Sacrifice 2008'', ''TNA Impact!'', May 1, 2008

-->--From Steiner's debate with Christopher Nowinski about the Iraq War, ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', April 14, 2003. He probably meant, "I've wrestled ''in'' alotta countries."

-->--Scott's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fe92m7nF7s promo]] before the Steiner Brothers' match with [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Team 3D]], ''Wrestling/{{TNA}} Bound for Glory 2007''

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beating me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

->''"See throughout my career, I've wrestled [[[{{Mondegreen}} in]]] alotta countries..."''

->''"Tonight, we're gonna beat you atchoo own game! And after iss all sud 'n' done, you're gonna be pickin' splinters outta your '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fe92m7nF7s FAAAT ASSES]]''', all night long, 'cuz you got some '''[[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice FAAAT ASSES]]!''' Know what chance you have? You have no chance, but you had a chance, is you could run lickety-split! But you can't run, 'cuz you got some '''[[RuleOfThree FAAAT ASSES.]]'''''"

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Wrestling/SamoaJoe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But [[BadassBoast I'm a genetic freak]], and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beating me! And then you add Wrestling/KurtAngle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! [[InsaneTrollLogic I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try.]] So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a [[BrokeTheRatingScale 141 2/3 chance of winning]] at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

->''"See throughout my career, I've wrestled [[strike:[[{{Mondegreen}} in]]]] alotta countries..."''

-> ''"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. [[BadassBoast But I'm a genetic freak,]] and [[AccidentalInsult I'm not normal!]] So you got a 25 percent at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! [[InsaneTrollLogic I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try.]] So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a [[BrokeTheRatingScale 141 2/3 chance of winning]] at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"''

->''"Tonight, we're gonna beat you atchoo own game! And after iss all sud 'n' done, you're gonna be pickin' splinters outta your '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fe92m7nF7s FAAAT ASSES]]''', all night long, 'cuz you got some '''[[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice FAAAT ASSES]]!''' Know what chance you have? You have no chance, but you had a chance, is you could run lickety-split! But you can't run, 'cuz you got some '''[[RuleOfThree FAAAT ASSES.]]'''''

->''"Tonight, we're gonna beat you atchoo own game! And after iss all sud 'n' done, you're gonna be pickin' splinters outta your '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fe92m7nF7s FAAAT ASSES]]''', all night long, 'cuz you got some '''[[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice FAAAT ASSES]]!''' Know what chance you have? You have no chance, but you had a chance, is you could run lickety-split! But you can't run, 'cuz you got some '''[[RuleOfThree FAAAT ASSES.]]'''''