History Quotes / Pwnage

'''Kyle''': [[LampshadeHanging There's either mice with huge ears,]] [[LopsidedDichotomy or fucking ghost slippers.]]

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-> '''Damian:''' Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...\\
'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a new episode of [[ToiletHumor cumfart.]] actually it’s called Pwnage but...whatever.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Pwnage}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TLXReKr2U Pwnage Show - Streets of Rage 2 - GET ME OUT OF DUMB TOWN!]]

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-> '''Damian:''' Hello, and welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, with my friend Kyle!\\
'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode, of Pokémon peepee land! No it's Pwnage. but they’re both stupid, nonsensical, P words so I guess it works.

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuaDDOeHuU Pokémon Stadium - COOL KIDS Pwnage]]

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-> '''Damian:''' Well hello there, and welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, with my friend Kyle!
->'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode of [[RunningGag stick your thumb in my butt]] [[ToiletHumor and poop on my face.]] Heh, it’s called Pwnage. That’s a side project Damian is working on.

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8qbZchiVk Injustice - Gods Among Us - THE JOKER & GREEN LANTERN- Pwnage]]

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-> '''Damian:''' Greetings, and welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, with my friend Kyle!\\
'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode of Fuck trash, God, [[LampshadeHanging I am beating that joke to death.]]

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWn6leEwKq4 Black Ops 2: Zombies- MOB OF THE DEAD- Pwnage]]

'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode, of Pokemon peepee land! No it’s Pwnage. but they’re both stupid, nonsensical, P words so I guess it works.

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuaDDOeHuU Pokemon Stadium - COOL KIDS Pwnage]]

'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode, of Pokémon peepee land! No it’s Pwnage. but they’re both stupid, nonsensical, p words so I guess it works.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWn6leEwKq4 Black Ops 2: Zombies- MOB OF THE DEAD- Pwnage]]

'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode of FuckTrash, God, [[LampshadeHanging I am beating that joke to death.]]

-> '''Damian:''' Well hello there, and welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, with my friend Kyle!\\

'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode of [[RunningGag stick your thumb in my butt]] [[ToiletHumor and poop on my face.] Heh, it’s called Pwnage. That’s a side project Damian is working on.

'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode, of Pokémon peeped land! No it’s Pwnage. but they’re both stupid, nonsensical, p words so I guess it works.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSuaDDOeHuU Pokemon Stadium - COOL KIDS Pwnage]]

'''Kyle:''' Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new episode, of Pokémon peeped land! No it’s Pwnage. but they’re both stupid, nonsensical, p words so I guess it works.

-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Pwnage}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TLXReKr2U Pwnage Show - Streets of Rage 2 - GET ME OUT OF DUMB TOWN!]]

'''Damian''': "I look like a frog... [[{{Squick}} who's having sex~]]"

-> '''Kyle''': [[LampshadeHanging There's either mice with huge ears,]] [[LopsidedDichotomy or fucking ghost slippers.]]

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* Some quotes during their [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Five Nights at Freddy's 3]] Playthrough:
** Quotes from Kyle's second night:
--->'''Kyle''': "Can you describe to me the face you're making?"
---> '''Damian''': "I look like a frog... [[{{Squick}} who's having sex~]]"
** During the beginning of Damian's turn breaks between nights:
---> '''Kyle''': [[LampshadeHanging There's either mice with huge ears,]] [[LopsidedDichotomy or fucking ghost slippers.]]

--> '''Damian:''' Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...\\

---> '''Damian:''' Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...\\

---> '''Damian:''' Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play
a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...\\

* Some quotes during their [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Five Nights at Freddy's 3]] Playthrough:
** Quotes from Kyle's second night:
--->'''Kyle''': "Can you describe to me the face you're making?"
---> '''Damian''': "I look like a frog... [[{{Squick}} who's having sex~]]"
** During the beginning of Damian's turn breaks between nights:
---> '''Kyle''': [[LampshadeHanging There's either mice with huge ears,]] [[LopsidedDichotomy or fucking ghost slippers.]]

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---> '''Damian''': Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play

'''Kyle''': Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a new episode of [[ToiletHumor cumfart.]] actually it’s called Pwnage but...whatever.

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--->'''Kyle''': Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a new episode of [[ToiletHumor cumfart.]] actually it’s called Pwnage but...whatever.

a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...

* ---> '''Damian''': Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play
a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...\\
'''Kyle''': Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a new episode of [[ToiletHumor cumfart.]] actually it’s called Pwnage but...whatever.

* ---> '''Damian''': Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...
---> '''Kyle''': Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a new episode of [[ToiletHumor cumfart.]] actually it’s called Pwnage but...whatever.

---> '''Damian''': Oh, well hello there! And welcome to a new episode of Pwnage! Where I play a random video game, and you guessed it, with Kyle...

-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Pwnage}}'', [[Pwnage Show - Streets of Rage 2 - GET ME OUT OF DUMB TOWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TLXReKr2U]]

--->Kyle: "Can you describe to me the face you're making?"
--->Damian: "I look like a frog... [[{{Squick}} who's having sex~]]"

--->Kyle: [[LampshadeHanging There's either mice with huge ears,]] [[LopsidedDichotomy or fucking ghost slippers.]]

--->Kyle: [[LampshadeHanging They're either mice with huge ears,]] [[LopsidedDichotomy or fucking ghost slippers.]]

--->Kyle, in Five Nights At Freddy's 3: [[LopsidedDichotomy They're either mice with huge ears, or fucking ghost slippers.]]