History Quotes / PunnyName

->''Nerdstrom's name is a classic piece of nominative determinism -- a theory of a person's life and personality being determined by their name -- which is borne out by virtually every {{nerd}} in the ''[[Series/SavedByTheBell SBTB]]'' canon; each lumbered with the kind of names that see them condemned to never walk among the jocks or pee at a urinal when there's a perfectly good cubicle to cower inside.''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''', "[[Recap/TheOwlHouseS2E12ElsewhereAndElsewhen Elsewhere and Elsewhen]]"

-->-- '''TheJudge''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''

->''One of the people’s names in this movie is Kuntsler. If you can guess the joke they say five seconds after revealing that then you shouldn’t be watching this movie because that is the height of wit and cleverness being used in the humor. Seriously, this movie is one step away from naming the bad guy Norman Imastupiddickheadasshole. Ridiculous right? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint who names their kid Norman nowadays?]]''

-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[https://joshreads.com/2020/12/makes-sense-that-dustins-parents-had-to-learn-to-ignore-his-emotional-expression-early/ on]]'' ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey''

->''Beetle Bailey'' is of course a strip where [[WorldOfPun every single character’s name is incredibly, painfully on the nose.]] The most recently introduced recurring character is a “computer whiz” tech specialist named ''Chips Gizmo'', for Pete’s sake. So I’m not surprised that they needed the name of a general for a boxing gag and so just went straight to “Dempsey”; I am surprised, and pleased, that they made him young, handsome, and so clearly and wholesomely pleased about the prospect of [[TalkToTheFist punching General Halftrack in the face.]]''

->''Beetle Bailey'' is of course a strip where every single character’s name is incredibly, painfully on the nose. The most recently introduced recurring character is a “computer whiz” tech specialist named ''Chips Gizmo'', for Pete’s sake. So I’m not surprised that they needed the name of a general for a boxing gag and so just went straight to “Dempsey”; I am surprised, and pleased, that they made him young, handsome, and so clearly and wholesomely pleased about the prospect of [[TalkToTheFist punching General Halftrack in the face.]]''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmoudgeon''''' [[https://joshreads.com/2020/12/makes-sense-that-dustins-parents-had-to-learn-to-ignore-his-emotional-expression-early/ on]]'' ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey''

-> '''Misa''': I can't dream of a world without Light!
-> '''L''': Yes, that would be dark.

'''Frederick''': I will ''[[BlatantLies not]]'' be angry.\\

'''Frederick''': Abby someone. Abby who?\\
'''Igor''': ...Abby Normal.

->''"It never could be love, that's how it had to be"\\
"Her name reminds me of female anatomy!"''
-->-- '''Goldentusk''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc17zmeMlSI&feature=channel_page "James Bond]] [[WithLyrics Theme"]]

->''"My last name's Kader. So if I ever have a child, if it's a boy, I'll definitely name him Al... [[TerroristsWithoutACause Al Kader]].[[SarcasmMode It's a good name]]. If I have girl, I'll name her Darth... [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Kader]], [[RuleOfCool that's a sweet name]]."''

->''"What about you? Do you find it [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome wisible]] when I say the name "BiggusDickus"? He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox."''
-->-- '''Pontius Pilate''', ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

->''"I hope you're not going to be another one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Ms Sukmeoff."''
-->-- '''Hugh Dennis''', "Unlikely lines from a Bond film", ''Series/MockTheWeek''

->''"You don't need double talk! You need [[BlahBlahBlah Bob Loblaw]]!"''
-->-- ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''

->''"One of the people’s names in this movie is Kuntsler. If you can guess the joke they say five seconds after revealing that then you shouldn’t be watching this movie because that is the height of wit and cleverness being used in the humor. Seriously, this movie is one step away from naming the bad guy Norman Imastupiddickheadasshole. Ridiculous right? I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint who names their kid Norman nowadays?]]"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2011/07/26/boondock-saints-ii-all-saints-day-2009-troy-duffy/ on]] ''[[Film/TheBoondockSaints The Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day]]''

->''"Nerdstrom's name is a classic piece of nominative determinism -- a theory of a person's life and personality being determined by their name -- which is borne out by virtually every nerd in the ''[[Series/SavedByTheBell SBTB]]'' canon; each lumbered with the kind of names that see them condemned to never walk among the jocks or pee at a urinal when there's a perfectly good cubicle to cower inside."''
-->-- '''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"Ray'd Bool gives you wings!"''
-->-- ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup''

->'''Callie:''' Turn 'em into calamari!
->'''Marie:''' Ohhhhh! I just realized that mine and Callie's names... Actually, now's not the time.

->''I'm Toby Fisher. And yes, I do love to fish. My uncle runs the Fishery in town, too. Fishin's in the blood.''
-->--'''Toby''', ''Fanfic/DoYouBelieveInFairies''