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-->--'''Espa Roba''', ''Anime/YuGiOh'', in response to Rex Raptor handing over a rare prize card he won from placing 2nd in a regional championship.

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-->--'''Espa Roba''', ''Anime/YuGiOh'', in response to Rex Raptor handing over a rare prize card he won from placing 2nd in a regional championship.championship.

->''Meticulously crafted by skilled, far-away hands for a deliberate but unknown purpose, and then appropriated, boxed up, and brought to London because "it will look so handsome over the fireplace."''
-->-- '''Unprovenanced Artifact description''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
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-->--''Literature/{{Monster}}''

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->Your Serpent Night Dragon doesn't deserve a slot in my deck. But I suppose it'll make a decent coaster for my drink.
-->--'''Espa Roba''', ''Anime/YuGiOh'', in response to Rex Raptor handing over a rare prize card he won from placing 2nd in a regional championship.
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->->'''Judy:''' So this is the most important thing in the universe?

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->->'''Judy:''' ->'''Judy:''' So this is the most important thing in the universe?
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-->-- '''Locust Hammer description''', ''[[VideoGame/GearsOfWar Gears of War 3]]''

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-->-- '''Locust Hammer description''', ''[[VideoGame/GearsOfWar Gears of War 3]]''3]]''

->->'''Judy:''' So this is the most important thing in the universe?
->'''Lotus:''' Considering [[CosmicKeystone that there would be no universe without it]], I have to say that's correct.
->'''Judy:''' And you use it as a cutting board?
->'''Lotus:''' It's indestructible. My countertops aren't. It also makes an excellent nutcracker.
->'''Judy:''' A hundred and one uses, huh?
->'''Lotus:''' No. Really only four. Cutting board, nutcracker, universe creator, and paperweight.
->'''Judy:''' Probably could steady a wobbly table with it, too.
-->--''Literature/{{Monster}}''
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->''"Baird here. [[SkeletonGovernment There's no more COG high command barking at me for fresh intel]], but I figured I'd keep up with the research anyway. It's kinda turned into a hobby. Some people knit, [[DeadpanSnarker but I like staring at creepy Locust runes and finger necklaces]].\\
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Anyhow, we stumbled across this hammer in the fresh trenches the grubs have been digging up. It looked a little too ornate to be just another common tool, probably made out of some expensive poly-alloy. If I'm reading this right, this is a ceremonial object -- the fine china of Locust weaponry, you might say. Only to be used for very, very special occasions.\\
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But here it is, reduced to just another tool in the woodshed to get a dirty job done. Essentially the Locust equivalent of some Gear wiping his ass with [[TheCommandments the Octus Canon]]."''
-->-- '''Locust Hammer description''', ''[[VideoGame/GearsOfWar Gears of War 3]]''

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