History Quotes / Portal

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': (responses to the Facts Core) Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain will explode.\\

Hey, you know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't effect anybody's life in anyway whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything.\\

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': (responses to the Space Core) Oh shut up. There's ''nothing'' in space! That's why it's ''space''.
--> Oh, really? Space? Really? Shoulda said something. [[SarcasmMode We had]] ''[[SarcasmMode no]]'' [[SarcasmMode idea.]]
--> Y'know what I hope is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.
--> Damnit, we know! Everybody knows! You! Space! WE GET IT!!!

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': ''(in response to the Space core) [[PrecisionFStrike Damnit]], we know! Everybody knows! You! Space! WE GET IT!!!\\
...Y'know what I hope is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.''

-->[[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' ''No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I '''literally''' do not have the energy to lie to you.'']]

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' ''That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably— Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! [[EveryoneLooksSexierIfFrench From France!]]''

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': ''(in response to the Facts Core) Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain will explode...Hey, you know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't effect anybody's life in anyway whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything... Do you ever notice nobody stops what they're doin' to listen? We don't care... Say one useful thing. One! I dare ya! I would give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely implacable to anything at all!''

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': ''(in response to the Facts Core) Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain will explode...Hey, you know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't effect anybody's life in anyway whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything... Do you ever notice nobody stops what they're doin' to listen? We don't care. Say one useful thing. One! I dare ya! I would give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely implacable to anything at all!''

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': ''(in response to the Facts Core) Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain will explode...Hey, you know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't effect anybody's life in anyway whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything... Do you ever notice nobody stop what they're doin' to listen? We don't care. Say one useful thing. One! I dare ya! I would give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely implacable to anything at all!''

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' ''That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably— Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! [[EveryoneLooksSexierIfFrench From France!]]''

-->'''Adventure Core (Rick)''': (in response to the Space core) [[PrecisionFStrike Damnit]], we know! Everybody knows! You! Space! WE GET IT!!!\\
...Y'know what I hope is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.

-->[[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' ''No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I '''literally''' do not have the energy to lie to you.'']]

-->[[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' ''Oh hi. How are you holding up?'']]
-->[[spoiler:''[[ItMakesSenseInContext BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.]]'']]

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' ''Oh hi.''
-->''How are you holding up?''

-->[[spoiler:'''Space Core:''' ''Dad, I'm in space.'']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Deeper Voice:''' ''I'm proud of you son.'']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Normal Voice:''' ''Dad, are you space?'']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Deeper Voice:''' ''Yes, now we are family again.'']]

-->[[spoiler:'''''SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE''''']]

-->[[spoiler:'''''SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE''''']]

-->[[spoiler:'''Normal Voice:''' ''Dad, are you space?]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Deeper Voice:''' ''Yes, now we are family again.''']]

-->[[spoiler:''[[ItMakesSenseInContext BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.]]'']]

-->'''Recorded Message from Cave Johnson:''' '' ... to those of you who were going to be spliced with preying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that this test has been discontinued indefinitely. The good news is that we now have an even better test for you - fighting an army of Mantis-men. Just pick up a rifle from the front desk and follow the yellow line; you'll know when the test starts.''

-->[[spoiler:''Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did?'']]
-->[[spoiler:''[[NotSoDifferent We're a lot alike, you and I.]]'']]
-->[[spoiler:''You tested me. I test-I tested you.'']]
-->[[spoiler:''You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you.'' Yet.]]
-->[[spoiler:''Food for thought.'']]


-->'''Recorded Message from [[spoiler:Cave Johnson]]''' '' ... to those of you who were going to be spliced with preying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that this test has been discontinued indefinitely. The good news is that we now have an even better test for you - fighting an army of Mantis-men. Just pick up a rifle from the front desk and follow the yellow line; you'll know when the test starts.''

-->As you and GLaDOS fall down a pit [[spoiler:''after an insane, omnipotent Wheatley punches you in'']]
-->'''GLaDOS:''' ''Oh hi.
-->How are you holding up?

-->[[spoiler:''BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.'']]

-->'''Recorded Message from [[spoiler:Cave Johnson]]''' '' ... to those of you who were going to be spliced with preying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that this test has been discontinued indefinitely. The good news is that we now have an even better test for you - fighting an army of Mantis-men. Just pick up a rifle from the front desk and follow the yellow line; you'll know when the test starts.''

-->[[spoiler:''You killed me. I, oh no wait. I guess I'' haven't ''killed you yet.'']]

--> ''Do not touch the operational end of the device.''
--> ''Do not submerge the device in water, even partially.''
--> ''And most of all, do no- * unintelligible static* death.''

--> ''[[GLaDOS GLaDOS]]: I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.''

!!Portal 2

--> [[AC: [[supersecretspoiler:The cake is a lie]]]]


-->[[supersecretspoiler:''Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did?'']]
-->[[supersecretspoiler:''[[NotSoDifferent We're a lot alike, you and I.]]'']]
-->[[supersecretspoiler:''You tested me. I test-I tested you.'']]
-->[[supersecretspoiler:''You killed me. I, oh no wait. I guess I'' haven't ''killed you yet.'']]
-->[[supersecretspoiler:''Food for thought.'']]

-->[[supersecretspoiler:''Food for thought.'']]

-->''Maybe Black Mesa''

--> ''GLaDOS: I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.''