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->Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it WELL I WON"T LET YOU! How does that feel?

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->Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it WELL I WON"T WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?
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->[[spoiler:Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.]]

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->[[spoiler:Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.]]
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->You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is -- ''(buzzing)'' -- ten! In base four, ''I'm FINE!''
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]'''

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[[folder:Want You Gone]]

->Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fVUU7Drv2I

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->Well here we are again
->It's always such a pleasure
->Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
->Oh, how we laughed and laughed
->Except I wasn't laughing
->Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice

->You want your freedom? Take it
->That's what I'm counting on
->I used to want you dead but
->Now I only want you gone

->She was a lot like you
->Maybe not quite as heavy
->Now little Caroline is in here too
->One day they woke me up
->So I could live forever
->It's such a shame the same will never happen to you

->You've got your short sad life left
->That's what I'm counting on
->I'll let you get right to it
->Now I only want you gone

->Goodbye my only friend
->Oh, did you think I meant you?
->That would be funny if it weren't so sad
->Well you have been replaced
->I don't need anyone now
->When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad

->Go make some new disaster
->That's what I'm counting on
->You're someone else's problem
->Now I only want you gone
->Now I only want you gone
->''Now I only want you gone''
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->One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
->One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
->Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
->Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
->Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
->Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
->One and two third cups granulated sugar.
->Two cups all purpose flour.
->Don't forget garnishes such as
->Fish shaped crackers.
->Fish shaped candies.
->Fish shaped solid waste.
->Fish shaped dirt.
->Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
->Pull and peel licorice.
->Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
->Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
->One cup lemon juice.
->Alpha resins.
->Unsaturated polyester resin.
->Fibreglass surface resins.
->And volatile malted milk impoundments.
->Nine large egg yolks.
->Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
->One cup granulated sugar.
->An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
->Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
->Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
->One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
->One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
->Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
->One large rhubarb.
->One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
->Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
->Adjustable aluminium head positioner.
->Slaughter electric needle injector.
->Cordless electric needle injector.
->Injector needle driver.
->Injector needle gun.
->Cranial caps.
->And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odour control chemicals.
->That will deodorise and preserve putrid tissue.
-->-- '''Intelligence Core'''

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->Who are you?
->What's that?
->Oh what's that?
->What's ''that?''
->What is ''that?''
->Ooo, that thing has numbers on it.
->Hey look at that thing. No, that other thing.
->Eew, what's wrong with your legs?
->Where are we going?
->Oh hey! You're the lady from the test. Hi!
-->-- '''Curiosity Core'''
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->Who are you?
->What's that?
->Oh what's that?
->What's ''that?''
->What is ''that?''
->Ooo, that thing has numbers on it.
->Hey look at that thing. No, that other thing.
->Eew, what's wrong with your legs?
->Where are we going?
->Oh hey! You're the lady from the test. Hi!
-->-- '''Curiosity Core'''
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->'' Maybe you'll find someone else to help you''.
->''[[ShoutOut Maybe]] [[VideoGame/HalfLife Black Mesa]]''
->''THAT WAS A JOKE.''
->''HA HA.'' '''FAT CHANCE'''
-->-- ''Still Alive'', [=GLaDOS's=] VillainSong

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\n->'' Maybe you'll find someone else to help you''.\n->''[[ShoutOut Maybe]] [[VideoGame/HalfLife Black Mesa]]''\n->''THAT WAS A JOKE.''\n->''HA HA.'' '''FAT CHANCE'''\n-->-- ''Still Alive'', [=GLaDOS's=] VillainSong[[/folder]]

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