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[[folder: Quaver's Poems (UNMARKED SPOILERS!)]]
* Main Quest:
** Mayhem Maker - The would-be Overlord harassed the children of Nordberg
-->Now there was a boy from the Nordberg Town who sent the locals screaming.
-->But now the boy's become a man, he'll start his evil scheming!"
** Minion Harvester - The Overlord gathered 10 Lifeforce orbs
-->"Life force has been gathered. Our Minions spring to work.
-->They'll obey their Master. The killing's just a perk!"
** Leader of the Pack - The Overlord made the wolves in the Hunting Grounds the Browns' mounts
-->"Now Sire has found some wolven friends, there is no looking back.
-->With his Browns aboard their steeds, he is the Leader of the Pack."
** Evil Presence - The Overlord gained the Target spell
-->"Evil Presence is with us, my very favorite spell!
-->Make them fall upon their knees or send their bones to hell."
** Minion Possessor - The Overlord used a Possession Stone to take control of a Minion
-->"Sire performed an unholy act, a Minion he did possess.
-->Thankfully he let it go, before there was a mess!"
** Fairy Flattener - The Overlord saved the Minions from the "feminine wiles" of a Fairy
-->"Sire did slay a winged one! I don't know how they fly.
-->They seem too round to leave the ground and ever reach the sky!"
** Red Rescuer - The Overlord reclaimed the Red Minion Hive
-->"Our fiery friends are back with us, when will the fairies learn?
-->In fighting Reds you´ll end up dead and something´s gonna burn!"
** Sanctuary Smasher - The Overlord invaded and attacked the Nordberg Sanctuary
-->"Now Sire did find a Sanctuary, a place of magic light.
-->He smashed it up, he smashed it down and had a real good smite!"
** Rescuer of Kelda - The Overlord took Kelda as a Mistress
-->"Feisty Kelda has come to join us, she looks handy in a brawl.
-->I just hope she won't cut off my head, and mount it on the wall."
** Nightmare of Nordberg - The Overlord conquered Nordberg Town
-->"Our Master has claimed Nordberg, a land of snow and ice.
-->And now he will take sweet revenge, he's naughty, not nice!"
** Global Warmer - The Overlord ignited the tar pits in Nordhaven
-->"The tarpits are all burning, the sky has turned black.
-->The seas have started rising, global warming's right on track!"
** Seafarer - The Overlord used the Minions to sail a ship to Everlight
-->"Our captain manned a mighty ship and sailed us through the straits.
-->With his merry rowing Minions he discovered Elven gates!"
** Green Grabber - The Overlord reclaimed the Green Minion Hive
-->"The Greens have come from the jungles deep. Where wind it never blows.
-->It's not so swell to have the smell. Everybody hold your nose!"
** Spider Squasher - The Overlord defeated and killed the Spider Queen
-->"Sire did kill the Spider Queen, her reign of terror ends.
-->The Greens are very happy, cos we've got her little friends!"
** Juno's Champion - The Overlord took Juno as a Mistress
-->"Oh Juno is a lovely sight. I'm almost moved to tears.
-->I hope she will sit down with me and gently stroke my ears!"
** Evil of Everlight - The Overlord conquered Everlight Town
-->"Everlight was an Empire playground, a place of great excess.
-->And now our Lord has conquered it, their tourist trap's a mess!"
** Yeti Slayer - The Overlord killed the Yeti in the Empire Arena
-->"Master slayed the Yeti fierce, he really was a thug.
-->And I think we all agree, he looks better as a rug!"
** Yeti Petter - The Overlord enslaved the Yeti in the Empire Arena
-->"Lord subdued the Yeti fierce, he really was a thug.
-->Master has him as a pet, he'd be better as a rug!"
** Blue Bringer - The Overlord reclaimed the Blue Minion Hive
-->"The Blues are back in the evil fold. It's true they had a fright.
-->But Sire did thwart Arena foes. It was a splendid sight!"
** Wastelands Explorer - The Overlord discovered and traveled to the Wastelands
-->"The Master's been to the Wastelands, once our Minion home.
-->Now it's where the magic's soured and oozing beasts to roam!"
** Tower Heart Salvager - The Overlord reclaimed and repaired the Tower Heart
-->"The Tower Heart we thought was lost, it'd taken quite a knock.
-->But now the Master's pieced it back together, it'll give our foes a shock!"
** King Killer - The Overlord defeated and killed the Salamander King
-->"The Salamander King is dead! He's just a piece of meat.
-->The Reds are celebrating, cos his mounts will save their feet!"
** Corruptor of the Queen - The Overlord took Fay as a Mistress after turning her into Dark Fay
-->"The Sanctuary has been destroyed, Dark Fay has come to play!
-->We may need more black velvet if she's going to stay!"
** Ghost Bringer - The Overlord took Fay as a Mistress after turning her into Ghost Fay
-->"The Sanctuary has been destroyed and Queenie made a fuss.
-->And now we got to pay the price, her ghost's moved in with us!"
** Dark Emperor - The Overlord defeated Solarius & the Devourer and crushed the Glorious Empire
-->"Sire slew the Devourer, before it could eat the town.
-->Now folks all call him Emperor for beating that blob down!"
* Side Quests:
** Rock On - The Overlord kill 15+ enemies with a single Catapult boulder
-->"His carnage is impressive. Of that there is no doubt.
-->The rock did fly right through the air, one strike and they were out!"
** Seal Slayer - The Overlord killed 100 baby seals
-->"Sire did slay the fluffy beasts, they didn't have a prayer.
-->Now they'll make a nice warm muff. Our Lord the Seal Slayer!"
** Gnome Grinder - The Overlord killed 1000 gnomes
-->"He's hunted down the little pests, their pointy hats did run.
-->There's nothing like a gnome on fire to make for evil fun!"
** Band Builder - The Overlord acquired the harp for Quaver to use
-->"Poor Quaver he does sing alone, sad times he had to weather.
-->But now our Lord has looted Elves, he's got a band together!"
** Master Builder - The Overlord purchased half of all Tower upgrades
-->"Our Lord has been building. Let's hope it's not a fad.
-->Foreboding, dark and heinous, it's quite the evil pad!"
** Tyrant of the Tower - The Overlord purchased all Tower upgrades
-->"The ladies love a big 'un, the dark and looming power.
-->And now he's built his own one, he's Tyrant of the Tower!"
** Forger - The Overlord created a new weapon and/or armor using the Forge
-->"Sire has mastered forging, he's now prepared for battle.
-->He'll inspire fear and loathing and cause teeth and bones to rattle!"
** Hippy Humbler - The Overlord dominated the turncoats in Nordberg Commune
-->"Our Lord did crash the commune and captured them like bugs.
-->They shall not run from him again. He's got no time for hugs!"
** Rebel Rouser - The Overlord dominated the rebels in Everlight Town
-->"The elves tried to stir things up, and blow Everlight apart.
-->But now they're slaves, just like the rest, it wasn't very smart!"
** Rebellion Queller - The Overlord destroyed the rebels in Everlight Town
-->"The rebels tried to stir things up, and blow Everlight apart.
-->But now they're food for bugs and worms, it wasn't very smart!"
** Minion Captain - The Overlord saved the Minions that were lost in Everlight Jungle
-->"Our Master saved his Minion crew from spider webs so icky.
-->Now they're back to fight again, I hope they're not too sticky!"
** Dark Halo - The Overlord gained the Halo spell
-->"Master has a Halo to buff his army vast.
-->Or turn that feisty spell on him and cause himself to blast."
** Minion Handler - The Overlord gained the Minion spell
-->"Now Master can grab a Minion and send it to attack.
-->Or use the fellow to buff himself with a light Minion snack!"
** Tyrant of Nordberg - The Overlord dominated/destroyed Nordberg Town
-->"Sire is Tyrant of Nordberg, feared by one and all!
-->No one can stand against him and those who try will fall!"
** Tyrant of Everlight - The Overlord dominated/destroyed Everlight Town
-->"Hail Tyrant of Everlight, who made the Empire quail!
-->There's no left to face you down who is not bound to fail!"
** The Dominator - The Overlord achieved a 100% Domination Tyranny Rating
-->"Our Lord he loves to dominate, subversion is the key.
-->All around do fear him, the land's on bended knee!"
** The Destructor - The Overlord achieved a 100% Destruction Tyranny Rating
-->"The Master loves destruction, the sound of screams and fear.
-->For every soul that he cuts down, we Minions give a cheer!"
** Ladies' Man - The Overlord "convinced" the Mistresses to "get along"
-->"With three ladies in the Tower, we feared it would be hell.
-->But the Lord did sooth their savage ways and they all got on so well!"
*** Kelda's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Kelda as First Mistress
--->"Kelda came from Nordberg, to our Tower she did descend.
--->Our Lord won her affection, now he's her special friend."
*** Juno's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Juno as First Mistress
--->"Oh Juno is an Empire gal, she's elegant and sleek.
--->She showed our Lord exotic ways, I swear I didn't peek!"
*** Dark Fay's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Dark Fay as First Mistress
--->"Now Fay's heart's been corrupted, she's got that evil spark.
--->And when she closed the curtains, they both embraced the dark!"
*** Ghost Fay's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Ghost Fay as First Mistress
--->"Fay is quite the temptress, though her time alive is done.
--->She took our Lord to spiritual heights, the dead can have fun!"
[[/folder]]
* Main Quest:
** Mayhem Maker - The would-be Overlord harassed the children of Nordberg
-->Now there was a boy from the Nordberg Town who sent the locals screaming.
-->But now the boy's become a man, he'll start his evil scheming!"
** Minion Harvester - The Overlord gathered 10 Lifeforce orbs
-->"Life force has been gathered. Our Minions spring to work.
-->They'll obey their Master. The killing's just a perk!"
** Leader of the Pack - The Overlord made the wolves in the Hunting Grounds the Browns' mounts
-->"Now Sire has found some wolven friends, there is no looking back.
-->With his Browns aboard their steeds, he is the Leader of the Pack."
** Evil Presence - The Overlord gained the Target spell
-->"Evil Presence is with us, my very favorite spell!
-->Make them fall upon their knees or send their bones to hell."
** Minion Possessor - The Overlord used a Possession Stone to take control of a Minion
-->"Sire performed an unholy act, a Minion he did possess.
-->Thankfully he let it go, before there was a mess!"
** Fairy Flattener - The Overlord saved the Minions from the "feminine wiles" of a Fairy
-->"Sire did slay a winged one! I don't know how they fly.
-->They seem too round to leave the ground and ever reach the sky!"
** Red Rescuer - The Overlord reclaimed the Red Minion Hive
-->"Our fiery friends are back with us, when will the fairies learn?
-->In fighting Reds you´ll end up dead and something´s gonna burn!"
** Sanctuary Smasher - The Overlord invaded and attacked the Nordberg Sanctuary
-->"Now Sire did find a Sanctuary, a place of magic light.
-->He smashed it up, he smashed it down and had a real good smite!"
** Rescuer of Kelda - The Overlord took Kelda as a Mistress
-->"Feisty Kelda has come to join us, she looks handy in a brawl.
-->I just hope she won't cut off my head, and mount it on the wall."
** Nightmare of Nordberg - The Overlord conquered Nordberg Town
-->"Our Master has claimed Nordberg, a land of snow and ice.
-->And now he will take sweet revenge, he's naughty, not nice!"
** Global Warmer - The Overlord ignited the tar pits in Nordhaven
-->"The tarpits are all burning, the sky has turned black.
-->The seas have started rising, global warming's right on track!"
** Seafarer - The Overlord used the Minions to sail a ship to Everlight
-->"Our captain manned a mighty ship and sailed us through the straits.
-->With his merry rowing Minions he discovered Elven gates!"
** Green Grabber - The Overlord reclaimed the Green Minion Hive
-->"The Greens have come from the jungles deep. Where wind it never blows.
-->It's not so swell to have the smell. Everybody hold your nose!"
** Spider Squasher - The Overlord defeated and killed the Spider Queen
-->"Sire did kill the Spider Queen, her reign of terror ends.
-->The Greens are very happy, cos we've got her little friends!"
** Juno's Champion - The Overlord took Juno as a Mistress
-->"Oh Juno is a lovely sight. I'm almost moved to tears.
-->I hope she will sit down with me and gently stroke my ears!"
** Evil of Everlight - The Overlord conquered Everlight Town
-->"Everlight was an Empire playground, a place of great excess.
-->And now our Lord has conquered it, their tourist trap's a mess!"
** Yeti Slayer - The Overlord killed the Yeti in the Empire Arena
-->"Master slayed the Yeti fierce, he really was a thug.
-->And I think we all agree, he looks better as a rug!"
** Yeti Petter - The Overlord enslaved the Yeti in the Empire Arena
-->"Lord subdued the Yeti fierce, he really was a thug.
-->Master has him as a pet, he'd be better as a rug!"
** Blue Bringer - The Overlord reclaimed the Blue Minion Hive
-->"The Blues are back in the evil fold. It's true they had a fright.
-->But Sire did thwart Arena foes. It was a splendid sight!"
** Wastelands Explorer - The Overlord discovered and traveled to the Wastelands
-->"The Master's been to the Wastelands, once our Minion home.
-->Now it's where the magic's soured and oozing beasts to roam!"
** Tower Heart Salvager - The Overlord reclaimed and repaired the Tower Heart
-->"The Tower Heart we thought was lost, it'd taken quite a knock.
-->But now the Master's pieced it back together, it'll give our foes a shock!"
** King Killer - The Overlord defeated and killed the Salamander King
-->"The Salamander King is dead! He's just a piece of meat.
-->The Reds are celebrating, cos his mounts will save their feet!"
** Corruptor of the Queen - The Overlord took Fay as a Mistress after turning her into Dark Fay
-->"The Sanctuary has been destroyed, Dark Fay has come to play!
-->We may need more black velvet if she's going to stay!"
** Ghost Bringer - The Overlord took Fay as a Mistress after turning her into Ghost Fay
-->"The Sanctuary has been destroyed and Queenie made a fuss.
-->And now we got to pay the price, her ghost's moved in with us!"
** Dark Emperor - The Overlord defeated Solarius & the Devourer and crushed the Glorious Empire
-->"Sire slew the Devourer, before it could eat the town.
-->Now folks all call him Emperor for beating that blob down!"
* Side Quests:
** Rock On - The Overlord kill 15+ enemies with a single Catapult boulder
-->"His carnage is impressive. Of that there is no doubt.
-->The rock did fly right through the air, one strike and they were out!"
** Seal Slayer - The Overlord killed 100 baby seals
-->"Sire did slay the fluffy beasts, they didn't have a prayer.
-->Now they'll make a nice warm muff. Our Lord the Seal Slayer!"
** Gnome Grinder - The Overlord killed 1000 gnomes
-->"He's hunted down the little pests, their pointy hats did run.
-->There's nothing like a gnome on fire to make for evil fun!"
** Band Builder - The Overlord acquired the harp for Quaver to use
-->"Poor Quaver he does sing alone, sad times he had to weather.
-->But now our Lord has looted Elves, he's got a band together!"
** Master Builder - The Overlord purchased half of all Tower upgrades
-->"Our Lord has been building. Let's hope it's not a fad.
-->Foreboding, dark and heinous, it's quite the evil pad!"
** Tyrant of the Tower - The Overlord purchased all Tower upgrades
-->"The ladies love a big 'un, the dark and looming power.
-->And now he's built his own one, he's Tyrant of the Tower!"
** Forger - The Overlord created a new weapon and/or armor using the Forge
-->"Sire has mastered forging, he's now prepared for battle.
-->He'll inspire fear and loathing and cause teeth and bones to rattle!"
** Hippy Humbler - The Overlord dominated the turncoats in Nordberg Commune
-->"Our Lord did crash the commune and captured them like bugs.
-->They shall not run from him again. He's got no time for hugs!"
** Rebel Rouser - The Overlord dominated the rebels in Everlight Town
-->"The elves tried to stir things up, and blow Everlight apart.
-->But now they're slaves, just like the rest, it wasn't very smart!"
** Rebellion Queller - The Overlord destroyed the rebels in Everlight Town
-->"The rebels tried to stir things up, and blow Everlight apart.
-->But now they're food for bugs and worms, it wasn't very smart!"
** Minion Captain - The Overlord saved the Minions that were lost in Everlight Jungle
-->"Our Master saved his Minion crew from spider webs so icky.
-->Now they're back to fight again, I hope they're not too sticky!"
** Dark Halo - The Overlord gained the Halo spell
-->"Master has a Halo to buff his army vast.
-->Or turn that feisty spell on him and cause himself to blast."
** Minion Handler - The Overlord gained the Minion spell
-->"Now Master can grab a Minion and send it to attack.
-->Or use the fellow to buff himself with a light Minion snack!"
** Tyrant of Nordberg - The Overlord dominated/destroyed Nordberg Town
-->"Sire is Tyrant of Nordberg, feared by one and all!
-->No one can stand against him and those who try will fall!"
** Tyrant of Everlight - The Overlord dominated/destroyed Everlight Town
-->"Hail Tyrant of Everlight, who made the Empire quail!
-->There's no left to face you down who is not bound to fail!"
** The Dominator - The Overlord achieved a 100% Domination Tyranny Rating
-->"Our Lord he loves to dominate, subversion is the key.
-->All around do fear him, the land's on bended knee!"
** The Destructor - The Overlord achieved a 100% Destruction Tyranny Rating
-->"The Master loves destruction, the sound of screams and fear.
-->For every soul that he cuts down, we Minions give a cheer!"
** Ladies' Man - The Overlord "convinced" the Mistresses to "get along"
-->"With three ladies in the Tower, we feared it would be hell.
-->But the Lord did sooth their savage ways and they all got on so well!"
*** Kelda's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Kelda as First Mistress
--->"Kelda came from Nordberg, to our Tower she did descend.
--->Our Lord won her affection, now he's her special friend."
*** Juno's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Juno as First Mistress
--->"Oh Juno is an Empire gal, she's elegant and sleek.
--->She showed our Lord exotic ways, I swear I didn't peek!"
*** Dark Fay's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Dark Fay as First Mistress
--->"Now Fay's heart's been corrupted, she's got that evil spark.
--->And when she closed the curtains, they both embraced the dark!"
*** Ghost Fay's Special Friend - The Overlord favored Ghost Fay as First Mistress
--->"Fay is quite the temptress, though her time alive is done.
--->She took our Lord to spiritual heights, the dead can have fun!"
[[/folder]]
