History Quotes / MySisterIsOffLimits

'''Percy''': ''No.''

-->--''From a '''Creator/SpikeTV''' commercial describing lessons learned from '''Franchise/StarWars'''''

->Can we not talk about my sister in relation to A: [[UnusualEuphemism massive wide-ons]] and B: Steven's erect penis?

->''"She's Ron's sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron's sister. She's out of bounds. He would not risk his friendship with Ron for anything."''

'''ComicBook/{{Shazam}}:''' Actually, Mary, I thought it--\\

->'''Private Joker:''' I wanna put my tubesteak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
->'''Private Cowboy:''' [[SubvertedTrope What've you got?]]
-->-- ''Full Metal Jacket'' (made for TV movie)

->Can we not talk about my sister in relation to A: [[UnusualEuphemism massive wide-ons]] and B: Steven's erect penis.
-->-- '''Oliver''', ''{{Film/The Worlds End}}''

->'''Atticus:''' (expression souring) Bastion... Misawa. ...Hm. He's got it bad, doesn't he! He's got a crush on Alexis!
->'''Zane:''' [[ObliviousToLove Does he]]?
->'''Atticus:''' Absolutely! Are you blind?! ... As her older brother, I'll never allow it.
->'''Zane:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Allow what]]?

->'''Trunks:''' Goten's not your type.
->'''Bra:''' So what is my type? Since you seem to know what I prefer.
->'''Trunks:''' Someone who isn't Goten.
-->-- ''Dragonball'' fanfic [[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php?id=19179&cid=65319&submit=View A Lesson In Humility]]

-->-- ''Full Metal Jacket (made for TV movie)''

-->-- '''Oliver''', {{Film/The Worlds End}}

->'''Church:''' What else was on the ship?\\
'''Grif:''' What do you mean!?\\
'''Church:''' Yeah like guns, or weapons...\\
'''Tucker:''' Or snacks! ''[to Church]'' Dude I'm just asking 'cause I know you wanted to.\\
'''Grif:''' Nope, just the girl. Sorry, there weren't any more aliens for you guys to fuck!\\
'''Tucker:''' That's okay, we can still fuck this one!\\
'''Sister:''' [[LovableSexManiac Woohoo!]]\\
'''Grif:''' ''God dammit!'' Never mind, just send her back!
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', "Yellow Fever"

->'''(401:)''' Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
->'''(301:)''' [[ThreatBackfire I accept this challenge.]]
-->-- ''Texts From Last Night''

->'''(336:)''' If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed.

->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.
->'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.
->'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
-->-- ''TFLN'' likes this trope. This isn't even close to all of them

->''"What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you."''
-->-- '''Patrick "Packie" [=McReary=]''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV''

->''"She's Ron's sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron's sister. She's out of bounds. He would not risk his friendship with Ron for anything."''
-->-- '''Literature/HarryPotter''', [[spoiler:who, of course, ends up married to her anyway]].

->[[AC: If your sister hangs around your friends, eventually one of them is going to hook up with her.]]
-->--''From a '''Creator/SpikeTV''' commercial describing lessons learned from '''Franchise/StarWars'''''

->'''Private Joker''': I wanna put my tubesteak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
->'''Private Cowboy''': [[SubvertedTrope What've you got?]]
-->-- ''Full Metal Jacket (made for TV movie)''

->'''Trunks''': "Goten's not your type."
->'''Bra''': "So what is my type? Since you seem to know what I prefer."
->'''Trunks''': "Someone who isn't Goten."
-->-- ''Dragonball'' fanfic [[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php?id=19179&cid=65319&submit=View A Lesson In Humility]]

->'''Atticus''': (expression souring) Bastion... Misawa. ...Hm. He's got it bad, doesn't he! He's got a crush on Alexis!
->'''Zane''': [[ObliviousToLove Does he]]?
->'''Atticus''': Absolutely! Are you blind?! ... As her older brother, I'll never allow it.
->'''Zane''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Allow what]]?
-->-- ''Manga/YuGiOhGX''

->Can we not talk about my sister in relation to A: [[UnusualEuphemism massive wide-ons]] and B: Steven's erect penis.
-->-- '''Oliver''', {{Film/The Worlds End}}

->'''Bloodedge:''' (''[[OhCrap Sees Nine holding two fireballs.]]'') W-Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second! Hey! Just calm down for now, yeah? Tell me what I did!\\
'''Nine:''' What you..? ''Why'' do I need a reason to vaporize you right here?\\
'''Bloodedge:''' Wha...? I don't know what you're saying--!\\
'''Nine:''' Let me help you remember by beating it back into you!'' '''''No one''''' ''fools around with my kid sister! When I'm done with you, your limbs may no longer be attached to your body!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}''

->''Melali gave Adolin a pointed glare. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday What had he done to annoy her, again?]] It had been forever since they'd courted.''\\
'''Adolin:''' How's your sister?\\
'''Melali:''' Off limits.\\
''Oh, right. That was what he'd done. Honest mistake.''
-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')

->'''George:''' I told you, man, you can't go out with my sister.
->'''Ernie:''' Hey, if I had a sister, I'd let YOU go out with her!
->'''George:''' I wouldn't go out with your sister.
->'''Ernie:''' Oh, so my imaginary sister's not good enough for you?!
->'''George:''' Look, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but... I just know she'd be NASTY.
->'''Ernie:''' Yeah, probably.
-->--''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow'', "George's Relatively Bad Idea"

->'''Raj:''' Leonard, I swear to God, if your sister ever comes to town, I shall have my way with her!
->'''Leonard:''' My sister's thirty-eight and married.
->'''Raj:''' All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter!
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Cohabitation Formulation"[[note]]For context, Leonard is dating Raj's sister Priya, which ticks Raj off[[/note]]

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]''': 'Fraid you're on your own today, Joanie. I've got a date for lunch.\\
'''Joan:''' With the gorgeous Mr. Philip Decker, I presume--?\\
'''Linda:''' Nope. A different man... named [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]].\\
'''Joan:''' Clark Kent... THE Clark Kent, the news guy from [=GBS=]?! Don't you ever see guys who aren't nationally famous?\\
'''Linda:''' Relax, Joan. Clark's my cousin!\\
'''Joan:''' Oh, yeah? Think you could maybe arrange a little introduction, then...?\\
'''Linda:''' JOANIE!\\
'''Joan:''' Okay, okay!
-->-- ''ComicBook/Supergirl1982''

->'''[=McKay=]''': She's ''married'' and she's my ''sister''.\\
'''Sheppard''': I was just saying ''hi''.\\
'''[=McKay=]''': I know what you were doing-- I've seen that look before, ''[[BoldlyComing Kirk]]''.
-->-- ''Series/StargateAtlantis'', [[Recap/StargateAtlantisS03E08McKayAndMrsMiller "McKay And Mrs. Miller"]]

->'''Rean''': By the way, Elise. You said there was a struggle yesterday. Did those guys do anything to you?
->'''Elise''': O-Oh, no. It wasn't anything that bad. They just grabbed my arm and stroked my cheek a little...
->'''Rean''': Ah, okay then. The only suitable punishment for that is D E A T H. I'll handle this personally. I'm sure if tie them to Valimar and take them for a nice stroll in the clouds, they'll behave.
->'''Elise''': R-Rean?!
->'''Juna''': All right, STOP right there!
->'''Altina''': ...It was then that Instructor Rean quietly snapped.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel III''

->'''17:''' 'Ey... don't bang my sister.\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh.\\
'''18:''' ''(kisses Krillin's cheek)'' ''He might~.''\\
'''Krillin:''' ''(eager) Oh!''\\
'''17:''' But don't.\\
'''Krillin:''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh...
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged Episode 3]]''

-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->'''GET OFF MY SISTER!!'''
-->-- '''Ross Geller''' when he sees Chandler and Monica making out in the apartment, {{Series/Friends}}

--->'''[=McKay=]''': She's ''married'' and she's my ''sister''.\\

Think you could maybe arrange a little introduction, then...?\\

-->-- ''ComicBook/Supergirl1982''

->''"Never...you and Naruto...doing things like that...it's...AN INFAMY!"''
-->-- '''Neji Hyūga''', ''Manga/RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth''

->''"What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you."''
-->-- '''Patrick "Packie" [=McReary=]''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV''

->''"She's Ron's sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron's sister. She's out of bounds. He would not risk his friendship with Ron for anything."''
-->-- '''Literature/HarryPotter''', [[spoiler:who, of course, ends up married to her anyway]].

->"You wanna fuck my sister?"
->"Yes."
->"''You wanna fuck my sister!?''"
->"Yes."
->[{{Beat}}]
->"$26.50."
->"Deal."
-->-- '''Music/StephenLynch''', ''The Best Friends Song''
->''[[{{Bowdlerise}} Alternatively]]''\\
"Wait a minute!"\\
"What?!"\\
"I just want to make one thing clear... I do ''not'' [[BrickJoke like Julia Roberts movies]]!"

->[[AC: If your sister hangs around your friends, eventually one of them is going to hook up with her.]]
-->--''From a '''Creator/SpikeTV''' commercial describing lessons learned from '''Franchise/StarWars'''''

->'''Private Joker''': I wanna put my tubesteak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
->'''Private Cowboy''': [[SubvertedTrope What've you got?]]
-->-- ''Full Metal Jacket (made for TV movie)''

->'''Trunks''': "Goten's not your type."
->'''Bra''': "So what is my type? Since you seem to know what I prefer."
->'''Trunks''': "Someone who isn't Goten."
-->-- ''Dragonball'' fanfic [[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php?id=19179&cid=65319&submit=View A Lesson In Humility]]

->'''(401:)''' Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
->'''(301:)''' [[ThreatBackfire I accept this challenge.]]
-->-- ''Texts From Last Night''

->'''(336:)''' If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed.
-->-- ''WebSite/TextsFromLastNight''

->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.
->'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.
->'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
-->-- ''TFLN'' likes this trope. This isn't even close to all of them

->'''Atticus''': (expression souring) Bastion... Misawa. ...Hm. He's got it bad, doesn't he! He's got a crush on Alexis!
->'''Zane''': [[ObliviousToLove Does he]]?
->'''Atticus''': Absolutely! Are you blind?! ... As her older brother, I'll never allow it.
->'''Zane''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Allow what]]?
-->-- ''Manga/YuGiOhGX''

->Can we not talk about my sister in relation to A: [[UnusualEuphemism massive wide-ons]] and B: Steven's erect penis.
-->-- '''Oliver''', {{Film/The Worlds End}}

->'''GET OFF MY SISTER!!'''
-->-- '''Ross Geller''' when he sees Chandler and Monica making out in the apartment, {{Series/Friends}}

->'''Bloodedge:''' (''[[OhCrap Sees Nine holding two fireballs.]]'') W-Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second! Hey! Just calm down for now, yeah? Tell me what I did!\\
'''Nine:''' What you..? ''Why'' do I need a reason to vaporize you right here?\\
'''Bloodedge:''' Wha...? I don't know what you're saying--!\\
'''Nine:''' Let me help you remember by beating it back into you!'' '''''No one''''' ''fools around with my kid sister! When I'm done with you, your limbs may no longer be attached to your body!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}''

->''Melali gave Adolin a pointed glare. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday What had he done to annoy her, again?]] It had been forever since they'd courted.''\\
'''Adolin:''' How's your sister?\\
'''Melali:''' Off limits.\\
''Oh, right. That was what he'd done. Honest mistake.''
-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')

'''Linda:''' Relax, Joan. Clark's my cousin!\\
'''Joan:''' Oh, yeah? Think you could maybe arrange a little introduction, then...?\\

-->-- ''ComicBook/Supergirl1982''

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-->-- '''Creator/StephenLynch''', ''The Best Friends Song''

-->-- '''Stephen Lynch''', ''The Best Friends Song''