Line #44 Quotes/MySisterIsOffLimits


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder:Advertising]]
4	->[[AC: If your sister hangs around your friends, eventually one of them is going to hook up with her.]]
5	-->--From a '''Creator/SpikeTV''' commercial describing lessons learned from ''Franchise/StarWars''
6	[[/folder]]
7
8	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
9	->''"Never...you and Naruto...doing things like that...it's...AN INFAMY!"''
10	-->-- '''Neji Hyūga''', ''Manga/RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth''
11
12	->'''Atticus:''' (expression souring) Bastion... Misawa. ...Hm. He's got it bad, doesn't he! He's got a crush on Alexis!\
13	'''Zane:''' [[ObliviousToLove Does he]]?\
14	'''Atticus:''' Absolutely! Are you blind?! ... As her older brother, I'll never allow it.\
15	'''Zane:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Allow what]]?
16	-->-- ''Manga/YuGiOhGX''
17
18	->'''Co-worker:''' Section Chief Beck, I would advise you not to look at Lenalee that way.\
19	'''Man:''' Why? Does she have a lover?\
20	'''Co-worker:''' She has a ''brother''.
21	-->-- ''Manga/DGrayMan''
22	[[/folder]]
23
24	[[folder:Comic Books]]
25	->'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda Danvers]]:''' 'Fraid you're on your own today, Joanie. I've got a date for lunch.\
26	'''Joan:''' With the gorgeous Mr. Philip Decker, I presume--?\
27	'''Linda:''' Nope. A different man... named [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]].\
28	'''Joan:''' Clark Kent... THE Clark Kent, the news guy from [=GBS=]?! Don't you ever see guys who aren't nationally famous?\
29	'''Linda:''' Relax, Joan. Clark's my cousin!\
30	'''Joan:''' Oh, yeah? Think you could maybe arrange a little introduction, then...?\
31	'''Linda:''' JOANIE!\
32	'''Joan:''' Okay, okay!
33	-->-- ''ComicBook/Supergirl1982''
34
35	->'''ComicBook/MaryMarvel:''' That's my brother you've got your hands all over, Supergirl! Why don't you pick on someone '''your own age'''?\
36	'''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]]:''' Actually, Mary, I thought it--\
37	'''Mary Marvel:''' I DON'T '''CARE''' WHAT YOU THOUGHT!
38	-->-- ''ComicBook/SupermanVsShazam''
39	[[/folder]]
40
41	[[folder:Fan Works]]
42	->'''Trunks:''' Goten's not your type.\
43	'''Bra:''' So what is my type? Since you seem to know what I prefer.\
44	'''Trunks:''' Someone who isn't Goten.
45	-->-- ''Franchise/DragonBall'' fanfic "[[http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php?id=19179&cid=65319&submit=View A Lesson In Humility]]"
46	[[/folder]]
47
48	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
49	->''You are absolutely gonna love her. But don't love her'' too ''much. That's my sister Red.'' '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion Or I'll crush every bone in your body]].'''
50	-->--'''Chuck''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBirdsMovie2''
51	[[/folder]]
52
53	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
54	->''"Take your eyes off my sister! Get out! Get out, all of you!"''
55	-->--'''Domingo''', ''Film/{{Blindman}}''
56
57	->''Can we not talk about my sister in relation to A: [[UnusualEuphemism massive wide-ons]] and B: Steven's erect penis?''
58	-->-- '''Oliver''', ''Film/TheWorldsEnd''
59
60	->'''Sean Archer:''' I don't even know why that fucking yeti jumped me yesterday.\
61	'''Pollux Troy:''' Dubov? You had a sex sandwich with his wife and his sister the night he was sent here.\
62	'''Sean Archer:''' I guess that explains why he's very upset.
63	-->-- ''Film/FaceOff''
64	[[/folder]]
65
66	[[folder:Literature]]
67	->"She's Ron's sister, Harry told himself firmly. Ron's sister. She's out of bounds. He would not risk his friendship with Ron for anything."
68	-->-- '''Literature/HarryPotter''', [[spoiler:who, of course, ends up married to her anyway]].
69
70	->''Melali gave Adolin a pointed glare. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday What had he done to annoy her, again?]] It had been forever since they'd courted.''\
71	'''Adolin:''' How's your sister?\
72	'''Melali:''' Off limits.\
73	''Oh, right. That was what he'd done. Honest mistake.''
74	-->-- ''Literature/WordsOfRadiance'' (second book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')
75	[[/folder]]
76
77	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
78	->'''Chandler:''' It's my wedding day, okay? If you were getting married, I would never do anything to upset you.\
79	'''Ross:''' When I got married you slept with my sister.
80	-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
81
82	->'''Barney:''' You banged my ''sister!'' My sweet, little, innocent--\
83	'''Ted:''' Pierced.\
84	'''Barney:''' Really, where? Don't answer that!
85	-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS8E14RingUp Ring Up!]]"
86
87	->'''George:''' I told you, man, you can't go out with my sister.
88	->'''Ernie:''' Hey, if I had a sister, I'd let YOU go out with her!
89	->'''George:''' I wouldn't go out with your sister.
90	->'''Ernie:''' Oh, so my imaginary sister's not good enough for you?!
91	->'''George:''' Look, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but... I just know she'd be NASTY.
92	->'''Ernie:''' Yeah, probably.
93	-->-- ''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow'', "George's Relatively Bad Idea"
94
95	->'''Jamie:''' Your sister's fit.\
96	'''Roy:''' I will cut your eyes out.
97	-->-- ''Series/TedLasso''
98
99	->'''Raj:''' ''(smiling and happy tone)'' Okay this goes without saying buy I'm going to say it anyway. ''(suddenly serious)'' Don't touch my sister.\
100	'''[[SexIsBoring Sheldon]]:''' Why would I touch her? She's covered in [[TerrifiedOfGerms airport germs]].\
101	'''Raj:''' Soooo not taliing to you, I'm talking to ''him''! ''(turns and glares at Howard)''
102	-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
103
104	->'''Raj:''' Leonard, I swear to God, if your sister ever comes to town, I shall have my way with her!
105	->'''Leonard:''' My sister's thirty-eight and married.
106	->'''Raj:''' All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter!
107	-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Cohabitation Formulation"[[note]]For context, Leonard is dating Raj's sister Priya, which ticks Raj off[[/note]]
108
109	->'''[=McKay=]''': She's ''married'' and she's my ''sister''.\
110	'''Sheppard''': I was just saying ''hi''.\
111	'''[=McKay=]''': I know what you were doing-- I've seen that look before, ''[[BoldlyComing Kirk]]''.
112	-->-- ''Series/StargateAtlantis'', "[[Recap/StargateAtlantisS03E08McKayAndMrsMiller McKay And Mrs. Miller]]"
113	[[/folder]]
114
115	[[folder:Music]]
116	->"You wanna fuck my sister?"
117	->"Yes."
118	->"''You wanna fuck my sister!?''"
119	->"Yes."
120	->[{{Beat}}]
121	->"$26.50."
122	->"Deal."
123	-->-- '''Music/StephenLynch''', ''The Best Friends Song''
124	->''[[{{Bowdlerise}} Alternatively]]''\
125	"Wait a minute!"\
126	"What?!"\
127	"I just want to make one thing clear... I do ''not'' [[BrickJoke like Julia Roberts movies]]!"
128	[[/folder]]
129
130	[[folder:Video Games]]
131	->''"What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you."''
132	-->-- '''Patrick "Packie" [=McReary=]''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV''
133
134	->'''Rean:''' By the way, Elise. You said there was a struggle yesterday. Did those guys do anything to you?
135	->'''Elise:''' O-Oh, no. It wasn't anything that bad. They just grabbed my arm and stroked my cheek a little...
136	->'''Rean:''' Ah, okay then. The only suitable punishment for that is D E A T H. I'll handle this personally. I'm sure if tie them to Valimar and take them for a nice stroll in the clouds, they'll behave.
137	->'''Elise:''' R-Rean?!
138	->'''Juna:''' All right, STOP right there!
139	->'''Altina:''' ...It was then that Instructor Rean quietly snapped.
140	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel III''
141
142	-> ''"I know you've secretly got your eyes on Lilly, you scumbag! I'll beat you so bad, you won't be even able to think about approaching her!"''
143	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FatalFury Billy Kane]]''', ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFightersXV''
144
145	->'''Bloodedge:''' (''[[OhCrap Sees Nine holding two fireballs.]]'') W-Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second! Hey! Just calm down for now, yeah? Tell me what I did!\
146	'''Nine:''' What you..? ''Why'' do I need a reason to vaporize you right here?\
147	'''Bloodedge:''' Wha...? I don't know what you're saying--!\
148	'''Nine:''' Let me help you remember by beating it back into you!'' '''''No one''''' ''fools around with my kid sister! When I'm done with you, your limbs may no longer be attached to your body!
149	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}''
150
151	->''"Commanding officer or not, lay a hand upon my sisters and you'll never use it again!"''
152	-->-- '''Einheria Venus''', ''VideoGame/BravelyDefault''
153	[[/folder]]
154
155	[[folder:Web Animation]]
156	->'''Church:''' What else was on the ship?\
157	'''Grif:''' What do you mean!?\
158	'''Church:''' Yeah like guns, or weapons...\
159	'''Tucker:''' Or snacks! ''[to Church]'' Dude I'm just asking 'cause I know you wanted to.\
160	'''Grif:''' Nope, just the girl. Sorry, there weren't any more aliens for you guys to fuck!\
161	'''Tucker:''' That's okay, we can still fuck this one!\
162	'''Sister:''' [[LovableSexManiac Woohoo!]]\
163	'''Grif:''' ''God dammit!'' Never mind, just send her back!
164	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', "Yellow Fever"
165	[[/folder]]
166
167	[[folder:Webcomics]]
168	->'''Sven:''' Heh, yeah. Dora would kill me if she ever found out. ''[BeatPanel]'' Oh shit, she really ''would'' kill me.\
169	'''Faye:''' So much for the afterglow.
170	-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', #[[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1084 1084]]
171	[[/folder]]
172
173	[[folder:Web Original]]
174	->'''17:''' 'Ey... don't bang my sister.\
175	'''Krillin:''' Oh.\
176	'''18:''' ''(kisses Krillin's cheek)'' ''He might~.''\
177	'''Krillin:''' ''(eager) Oh!''\
178	'''17:''' But don't.\
179	'''Krillin:''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh...
180	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged Episode 3]]''
181
182	->'''(401:)''' Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.\
183	'''(301:)''' [[ThreatBackfire I accept this challenge.]]
184	-->-- ''WebSite/TextsFromLastNight''
185
186	->'''(336:)''' If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed.
187	-->-- ''WebSite/TextsFromLastNight''
188
189	->'''(813:)''' I'm fucking your sister right now.\
190	'''(1-813:)''' You motherfucker.\
191	'''(813:)''' [[YourMom She's next.]]
192	-->-- ''WebSite/TextsFromLastNight''
193	[[/folder]]
194
195	[[folder:Western Animation]]
196	->'''Scanlan''': So...Cassandra, was it? Seeing as how we are two...unattached adults-\
197	'''Percy''': ''[[LittleNo No.]]''
198	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina''
199	[[/folder]]

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