History Quotes / MonsterFactory

-->''"We've easily tripled the amount of grease we're getting off this grandma."''

* "He looks like seven pterodactyls."
* "[The Final Pam] is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge. And executioner."
* "I'll get Wrestling/TheRock pregnant! Just like in my fanart!"
* ''"[[MemeticMutation Next time you invite Pam]]!"''
* "Take it to the bank, boys. This one's just like Bart."
* [-'''Ghost of Turbovicki:''' i am proud of you daughter\\

'''Turbojanet:''' okay-]
* ''"I have no jokes, he's a shame of God!"''
* "If H.P. Lovecraft saw this right now he would ''shit his pants to death!''"
* "Kiss. That. Egg."
* "Linda, did you happen to watch Drake and Josh this week?" - Daytrader Vader
* "I don't have to fucking play you, Spore! I can literally play any other game! This fucking game is ''garbage from a toilet''!"
* "He's a human ransom note!"
* "What's up everybody, I think ''DOGS should VOTE!''"
* '''Person:''' How was that potion you drank?\\
'''Cid Finalfantasy:''' It was cool. I turned into a cat, my birthday changed, and I stopped believing in God. I'm Cid Finalfantasy and I don't know who I am anymore.
* "''SHREEEEEEEEK?!?''"
* "All right, let's make a boy."

* "I'll get [[/Wrestling/TheRock]] pregnant! Just like in my fanart!"

* "I'll get [[Wrestling/TheRock]] pregnant! Just like in my fanart!"

* "Hello, Metal Husband."

* "Hello Metal Husband."

* ''"I have no jokes, he's a shame of god!"'' - Justin, accurately describing both Truck Shepard and the Monster Factory franchise in general.

* "Kiss that egg."

* "He's a human ransom note!" - Griffin, after Justin remarks that the [[VideoGame/SecondLife Boy-Mayor's]] face looks like it was made from someone cutting out photos from different magazines and putting them together.

* "''SHREEEEEEEEK?!?''"

* '''Cid Finalfantasy:''' It was cool. I turned into a cat, my birthday changed, and I stopped believing in God. I'm Cid Finalfantasy and I don't know who I am anymore.

'''Cid Finalfantasy:''' It was cool. I turned into a cat, my birthday changed, and I stopped believing in God. I'm Cid Finalfantasy and I don't know who I am anymore.

'''Cid Finalfantasy:''' It was cool. I turned into a cat, my birthday changed, and I stopped believing in God.

* "What's up everybody, I think ''DOGS should VOTE!''"

* "He's a human ransom note!" - Justin, after Griffin remarks that the [[VideoGame/SecondLife Boy-Mayor's]] face looks like it was made from someone cutting out photos from different magazines and putting them together.

* What's up everybody, I think ''DOGS should VOTE!''"

* "He's a human ransom note!" - Justin, after Griffin remarks that the [[VideoGame/SecondLife Boy-Mayor's]] face looks like it was made from someone cutting out photos from different magazines and putting them together.

* "Linda, did you happen to watch Drake and Josh this week?" - Daytrader Vader

* ''[[MemeticMutation Next time you invite Pam]]!''"

* ''[after crashing a helicopter into a backyard]'' "How your backyard barbeque go, The Smiths? Pretty good, it doesn't seem! Haha, I tell little joke! ''Next time you invite Pam!''"

* "Linda, did you happen to watch Drake and Josh this week?" -Daytrader Vader

* ''"I have no jokes, he's a shame of god!"'' - Justin, accurately describing both Truck Shepard and the Monster Factory franchise in general.

'''Turbojanet:''' okay-]

* '''Ghost of Turbovicki:''' i am proud of you daughter\\

'''Turbojanet:''' okay

* "Take it to the bank, boys. This one's just like Bart."

* "[The Final Pam] is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge. And executioner."

* "Hello Metal Husband."

"He looks like seven pterodactyls."
"Hello Metal Husband."

"He looks like seven pterodactyls."