History Quotes / MistakenForSpecialGuest

->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' prof's never met him..
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' and says 'sorry I'm late'
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
->'''<BronsonTheBeef>:''' he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms